I made an egg sandwich for breakfast because I was hungry and I always leave the yolk runny because I like it that way and I was eating the sandwich and then bit into the yolk and all of it went in my mouth and then I put the sandwich down because I wanted to put some more salt and pepper on it and when I lifted up the bread the rest of the egg looked like a squid.
[QUOTE=Kill001;36726213]nope, most are amateur teen ones so there's nothing that says or guarantees there's no cp
plus it'd seem silly to host regular shit on an onion site[/QUOTE]
I can vouch for TryTeens and GFRevenge, they're legit.
also Onion sites aren't the scary shit people make them out to be, it's like the normal web but a lot less restricted. That's like saying all prisoners are brutal killers
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dude arrived with my S3 today, dad isn't home so i just fucking drew random lines on the signature pad and called it a day. i am criminal help
whut are these sites.
i use e621 and rule 34 for porn scrubs
[QUOTE=Wulfram;36734334]I made an egg sandwich for breakfast because I was hungry and I always leave the yolk runny because I like it that way and I was eating the sandwich and then bit into the yolk and all of it went in my mouth and then I put the sandwich down because I wanted to put some more salt and pepper on it and when I lifted up the bread the rest of the egg looked like a squid.[/QUOTE]
Was in Himmel?!
[QUOTE=Stupideye;36733855]wow I never noticed that lol[/QUOTE]
it was added when they split some sections the other night
I went in my bathroom to take a shower and there was a huge ass cricket. I went to pick him up in some toilet paper so I could flush him down the toilet and he jumped half a foot in the air. Now I don't know where he is.
[QUOTE=Taepodong-2;36739525]I went in my bathroom to take a shower and there was a huge ass cricket. I went to pick him up in some toilet paper so I could flush him down the toilet and he jumped half a foot in the air. Now I don't know where he is.[/QUOTE]
first world problems
So I registered for the green team for OP black shield, then I was making the final adjustments for my load out and I realized that I might not qualify for green. I have flecktarn pants, an OD shirt, a helmet with a flecktarn cover, but my vest and cummerbund and all the pouches are coyote. Do you think I will still qualify?
[QUOTE=/Vandy/;36740071]So I registered for the green team for OP black shield, then I was making the final adjustments for my load out and I realized that I might not qualify for green. I have flecktarn pants, an OD shirt, a helmet with a flecktarn cover, but my vest and cummerbund and all the pouches are coyote. Do you think I will still qualify?[/QUOTE]
I'd buy a cheap OD rig just to be safe.
[QUOTE=Taepodong-2;36739525]I went in my bathroom to take a shower and there was a huge ass cricket. I went to pick him up in some toilet paper so I could flush him down the toilet and he jumped half a foot in the air. Now I don't know where he is.[/QUOTE]
It's a cricket, not a spider.
Ignore it and take your shower.
[QUOTE=piggycan99;36739043]whut are these sites.
i use e621 and rule 34 for porn scrubs[/QUOTE]
you fap to cartoons...
[QUOTE=RopaDope;36740712]you fap to cartoons...[/QUOTE]
its good shit man
[QUOTE=RopaDope;36740712]you fap to cartoons...[/QUOTE]
Are you trying to make the point that there's "normal porn" and by extension you're weird if you don't like said porn?
[QUOTE=Psychokitten;36740567]It's a cricket, not a spider.
Ignore it and take your shower.[/QUOTE]
Don't worry I already did.
[img]http://puu.sh/I0Ym[/img]
so mod you is mbbird. teresa isnt even my steam name anymore scrub.
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[t]http://i.imgur.com/i0vIp.jpg[/t]
[t]http://i.imgur.com/bNHrZ.jpg[/t]
which one do i use for my desktop
[QUOTE=Tark;36741147]Are you trying to make the point that there's "normal porn" and by extension you're weird if you don't like said porn?[/QUOTE]
by normal porn do you mean typical man on woman heterosexual porn. Then yeah there is buddy, everyone has their own shit to get off to. I mean you rub your dick to gay dragons fucking eachother but i'm not complaining. kyle is my friend and i respect what he does in my personal life as long as he does mines. so fuck off you faggot, i tried working with you but you just beg for me to be a dick to you.
High Chief I swear to god this kind of drama is the last thing we need here, Tark has a legitimate point, you could've stopped with the first sentence, but you had to fucking go with the personal attacks.
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[QUOTE=piggycan99;36742153]so mod you is mbbird. teresa isnt even my steam name anymore scrub.
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[t]http://i.imgur.com/i0vIp.jpg[/t]
[t]http://i.imgur.com/bNHrZ.jpg[/t]
which one do i use for my desktop[/QUOTE]
I like the first one more than the second
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[IMG]http://gyazo.com/7d4c1d1c277db1a1ccc0af8afe97c7cd.png[/IMG]
Why do you post this shit.
[QUOTE=No Party Hats;36743638]
[IMG]http://gyazo.com/7d4c1d1c277db1a1ccc0af8afe97c7cd.png[/IMG]
Why do you post this shit.[/QUOTE]
Kyle doesn't talk to me unless he wants to show me earbleeding ponyshit music.
[QUOTE=Mbbird;36744084]Kyle doesn't talk to me unless he wants to show me earbleeding ponyshit music.[/QUOTE]
i talked to you yesterday abot WoT scrub
[QUOTE=piggycan99;36744124]i talked to you yesterday abot WoT scrub[/QUOTE]
for like, 3 seconds
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and the day before that i joined the mumble, you said a few things about league, we parted ways, and the next time i see a couple hours later you you've posted ponyporn in our channel.
[QUOTE=Mbbird;36744169]for like, 3 seconds
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and the day before that i joined the mumble, you said a few things about league, we parted ways, and the next time i see a couple hours later you you've posted ponyporn in our channel.[/QUOTE]
bird bird bird
not even pony porn
it was leela from futurama
shnip
i was unaware that ropadope was black
i have learnt something new today
[QUOTE=Inafinus :3;36744857]i was unaware that ropadope was black
i have learnt something new today[/QUOTE]
I always thought he was that Larry The Cable Guy looking fellow from his avatar.
actually, it makes sense that he's black
he's been to jail and is a drug dealer
I always thought we were just joking about highchief being black.
Secret I use my friends fb as an alias. Its funny when you guys spam shit like "I'm gonna send you pictures of my dick" to him it's hilarious. Stupideye has my real fb. But it's secret
I feel special
So I ended up not being able to go to my second to last day of work after quitting two weeks ago and my boss fires me. I think I'm stupid but I honestly find it funny :v:
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