[QUOTE=Mbbird;34891002]Anyone else ever end up pissed at their teachers when they turn their class into some kind of bullshit "50% learning, 50% finding out what the assignment was"? I mean holy shit half the points/marks/scores/whatever I lose are from teachers being sideways about homework, assignments, goals, etc. I just realized my teacher ninja posted some homework due after our week break and it doesn't really even fucking describe what I'm supposed to do.
Thanks, would've taken just about none of the teachers' time to write what "the question" is, who will yell at me in a couple days when I make something [I]remotely[/I] vague on your essay for the sake of brevity. Yeah I'm sorry I forgot to write down what was on the tinyass board when I sit 30 feet from it at a 60 degree angle and the teacher decided the 20 seconds it'd take to tell the class about it would take too much of their precious time. Teachers have to be the most pretentious people I've ever met.[/QUOTE]
When I'm a teacher I promise not to be a douche like that.
The only teacher I really hate is my french teacher, she makes all the HW assignments out of 100 points so if you miss 1 HW assignment you fail the class.
Stay home sick star wars mArathon
[QUOTE=DarkZero135;34893320]The only teacher I really hate is my french teacher, she makes all the HW assignments out of 100 points so if you miss 1 HW assignment you fail the class.[/QUOTE]
In the last year of primary school (I was 14 at the time (different school system yadda yadda)) I gave my english teacher (a huge cunt) a box full of TP rolls with a bow on it in front of the other english teachers (they had a separate lounge) stating "here, so you wont be so awful anymore"
[editline]27th February 2012[/editline]
the zinger sounds better in my language
[QUOTE=ossumsauce;34889592]God dammit. I said this on tumblr and i'll say this here: I FUCKING LOVE ALL OF YOU. Even if you rate me dumb all the time. I love all of you.[/QUOTE]
have you been drinking
whatever, come to Poland, we'll drink togetha <3
[QUOTE=ossumsauce;34887902]Hey guys. I promised to myself i'd keep my depressive shit off here but i can't find anyone to talk to(at least, on a fast basis. I have people i can talk to but it's over a very slow medium) that will genuinely help me. So yeah. I'm considering suicide. I just can't take all this shit anymore. My dad is a total hypocritical asshole, that either is insulting, demeaning, or otherwise downplaying my mental disorders, saying i use them as a crutch and i do it for attention, or he's threating to break down my door when i lock it to get away from him, and when he's losing an argument where i'm telling him JUST HOW MUCH OF A DICK he is, he threatens to beat me.
My sister is a total bitch that harps at me if i so much as slip on the floor or just really anything at all that she can complain to me to, even though SHE was the stupid one that got pregnant on her first year of college, and i was being super supportive ans shit, and i NEVER complain to her about all the shit she pulls. It's a minor annoyance though.
I've never felt this alone in my life. I've only got 2 legitimate best friends, and i have no physical contact with either of them. No girlfriend, even though i'm trying so hard to get one. I think i'm genuinely unlikable, and thats why no girl will date me. The only girl who sees any worth in me is 17 and lives in Australia, one of said friends. I cry almost everyday, i just can't shake this depression shit, and it keeps on getting worse and worse. The only thing that keeps me from ending it all is those 2 friends. I couldn't bear the thought of them being so sad if i killed myself. But i'm seeing almost no point in life anymore. Not as long as i have to live here.
That was my plan, really. Find a place to stay for a while, someone who openly cares about me. But there's nobody. A testament to how much people hate me. I'm not sure what to do anymore. My therapist was being helpful until my dad undermines whatever progress i make.
I'm sorry to bring all this up again, i really am. I'm so, so sorry. But i need people to talk to, those that understand. My parents are convinced that everything is my fault, yet they harp at me for never accepting responsibility for anything. Please. I need someone to help me through this. I don't want to feel like this anymore.[/QUOTE]
I'm sorry that you're depressed and everything, I know that feel bro. I know that feel [B]sooo[/B] hard. I'm currently struggling with major depression and anxiety/agoraphobia. Sometimes I just feel so empty inside, like a void. I just feel so sad, like nothing matters. It's a very scary feeling, I'm not sure how to describe it perfectly. Then the thought of suicide arises in my head and I can't shake it. It's like living a nightmare. But I understand what you're going through, others really can't grasp how bad it is, they downplay your problems like it's no big deal, when to the person suffering it, it's a huge deal. It consumes you.
I really hope you get over whatever it is you're going through, I don't know the full details of your situation but I wish you the best of luck in everything. I know the dreadful feelings, the intense depression, the lonely nights of keeping yourself company when no one else is there for you, looking up into the night sky and thinking how meaningless and empty things are, but you try to pull yourself out of that state of mind and it's just so hard...
[QUOTE]Yo back the fuck up, this shit's about to get done.
Fuckin Bulbasaur here, the original number one.
I'm a grass type nigga and I smoke till I pop
and if ya startin' shit, I vine whip till ya drop
Even then I don't stop, my flow goes round tha clock.
Bitch, I'll leech seed ya girl then she'll be suckin my cock.
Come at me bro, I got sleep powder to spare,
When I'm done with you, you'll be beyond repair[/QUOTE]
[IMG]http://fc03.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2010/238/6/d/Bulbasaur_by_Xous54.png[/IMG]
[QUOTE=jomt1234;34896790][IMG]http://fc03.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2010/238/6/d/Bulbasaur_by_Xous54.png[/IMG][/QUOTE]
Bulbasaur is a whore squirtle all the way
[QUOTE=Mbbird;34891002]Anyone else ever end up pissed at their teachers when they turn their class into some kind of bullshit "50% learning, 50% finding out what the assignment was"? I mean holy shit half the points/marks/scores/whatever I lose are from teachers being sideways about homework, assignments, goals, etc. I just realized my teacher ninja posted some homework due after our week break and it doesn't really even fucking describe what I'm supposed to do.
Thanks, would've taken just about none of the teachers' time to write what "the question" is, who will yell at me in a couple days when I make something [I]remotely[/I] vague on your essay for the sake of brevity. Yeah I'm sorry I forgot to write down what was on the tinyass board when I sit 30 feet from it at a 60 degree angle and the teacher decided the 20 seconds it'd take to tell the class about it would take too much of their precious time. Teachers have to be the most pretentious people I've ever met.[/QUOTE]
See I just don't do the work and talk to the higher ups when shit like that goes down. Not my fault I don't know vocab on airports for spanish when we never LEARNED IT.
[editline]27th February 2012[/editline]
Yo OSSUM, I'm HERE for you too. You're pretty bro and have some bitchin' stuff to tell us, when you're not bitchin' that is (but that's ok because we all bitch here!).
Just for you guys who didn't hear, Ossum tried to talk to his parents about how he was having thoughts of suicide because they were threatening him with shutting down the internet (which they've actually always done, it's kind of shocking), and just for last night, he considered that the worst injustice because he was actually getting consoled on steam chat and tumblr by people from IFAP and his internet friends.
So they threatened to call the cops on him, but he ran to his room and called 911 first, and got ahold of a police officer. When Ossum told his parents that he was thinking of suicide, they were like "Go ahead; do it." So the Police went to go deal with them.
Today, the police took him to see a Pscyh Evalulation, and he did test positive for something (!) so he's going to be in a mental hospital for a week.
So yeah, he wasn't crazy or stupid about anything he said about him having mental conditions, but I guess he just worded things weird sometimes.
So that's the Ossum sitrep (source: his tumblr)
Not sure quite how appropriate this is, but the news would make its way here soon enough.
[url]http://razgriz25thinf.tumblr.com/post/18399741978[/url]
There's two other posts on there related if you guys are interested. :/ I hope he's alright..
[editline]27th February 2012[/editline]
Holy shit ninja'd.
Don't ever consider suicide, man. It's an absolutely horrible thing. My best friend told me if I never met her, she probably would have considered it. With everything she told me about her friends and family, I knew it would only make things worse for everyone if the did. But I talked to her about her problems and I was happy she came out of them okay.
I'm telling you this right now: There's always a light at the end of the tunnel no matter how long it feels like you've been in the tunnel.
[video=youtube;NU4o3G2YK0A]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NU4o3G2YK0A[/video]
So, I guess to lighten the mood, have this video of me and my band at the talent show. I'm the drummer.
Also, Psycoace made me cry because he wasn't there. :'(
Jesus, I can barely hear the guitarists. turn that shit up.
[QUOTE=metal man;34903839]Jesus, I can barely hear the guitarists. turn that shit up.[/QUOTE]
Yeah we did a sound check before the show and the idiot we had help us was like "Oh the guitars are too loud turn 'em down."
What a pussy.
Yo ossum, I know like 2/3 of the people here are gonna be an ass about this, but hope are ok. I make fun of you and all, but I've been where you are, and I'm sure plenty of the others have felt the same, somewhat.
So I found out that when I'm almost done all my shit in university and get to do my last student teaching semester I'd have the option of doing it in another country. Depending on what countries are available, would doing that be a good idea?
Only if you think you can get a job in that country and you speak the language.
Being able to have that on your resume is neat, but its not as important as being able to deal with your country's bureaucracy and school system.
[QUOTE=notrabies;34904093]Only if you think you can get a job in that country and you speak the language.
Being able to have that on your resume is neat, but its not as important as being able to deal with your country's bureaucracy and school system.[/QUOTE]
Before that comes I'll have already spent time in Canadian classrooms though. And I'd obviously go to an English speaking country or somewhere that had an easy language for English speakers to learn of course.
[editline]27th February 2012[/editline]
Besides I'll have plenty of summer breaks to go to all the places I want to go.
i feel like a huge dick now after being a dick to ossum
bro im sorry and i hope everything works out
There's always more to learn about working in a classroom and dealing with the government, so unless you are serious about permanently leaving Canada, I'd probably do the teaching there. Then again, Great Britain and the US probably would be fine for that as well, since we all have fairly comparable school systems I'd imagine.
You should probably wait until you know more about stuff until you make your decision, especially because it can be weird to be overseas for an extended period of time.
[editline]27th February 2012[/editline]
[QUOTE=junglecat;34904241]i feel like a huge dick now after being a dick to ossum
bro im sorry and i hope everything works out[/QUOTE]
If it makes you feel better, I don't think much of his angst is directed at the internet.
I have two papers due at then end of the week. I don't have access to the books I need for one of them, and I'm having writer's block with the other.
Oh well. I'll get it done somehow, I always do.
[QUOTE=Taepodong-2;34904051]So I found out that when I'm almost done all my shit in university and get to do my last student teaching semester I'd have the option of doing it in another country. Depending on what countries are available, would doing that be a good idea?[/QUOTE]
I'd say if you can get into a UK program, that would be your best bet. Most of the greatest and most prestigious schools are in England
Suicide is a horrible thing. My uncle was a bouncer at a club in Las Vegas so he spent his days dealing with drunk people. He had no kids and a mega bitch of a wife. And he had gotten into smoking crystal meth. One day he decided he was useless so he shot himself in the head. He didn't die but he sat on his bed for 3 hours bleeding out. In those 3 hours he had reflected on his life. He had decided that he was somebody and he realized he wanted to live. He called the cops and they got to him just in time to save him. My uncle was so happy after that, he was greatful for evrything,he even quit smoking meth. But one night he died of heart complications in his sleep. At his memorial service there was a couple hundred people all crying for him. He thought nobody loved him but h was wrong. People who commit suicide just don't realize all the people who actually care about them.
I need a job, this shit is getting expensive.
[QUOTE=notrabies;34904248]There's always more to learn about working in a classroom and dealing with the government, so unless you are serious about permanently leaving Canada, I'd probably do the teaching there. Then again, Great Britain and the US probably would be fine for that as well, since we all have fairly comparable school systems I'd imagine.
You should probably wait until you know more about stuff until you make your decision, especially because it can be weird to be overseas for an extended period of time.
[editline]27th February 2012[/editline]
If it makes you feel better, I don't think much of his angst is directed at the internet.[/QUOTE]
Yeah. I think a lot of people are blowing it out of proportion by saying he's only depressive because of the internet. He's obviously got some major problems with family, and his life seems to be a mess right now. I know how it feels to be completely disconnected from family, I've talked to my mother maybe once a month for the past 2 years, and i just barely started talking to my father, seeing as i never did since I was like 11. I mean no one's saying to be sympathetic, but just don't be an ass over it. If you need any help when you come back, here to help.
[editline]27th February 2012[/editline]
[QUOTE=stabbytheghost;34904352]Suicide is a horrible thing. My uncle was a bouncer at a club in Las Vegas so he spent his days dealing with drunk people. He had no kids and a mega bitch of a wife. And he had gotten into smoking crystal meth. One day he decided he was useless so he shot himself in the head. He didn't die but he sat on his bed for 3 hours bleeding out. In those 3 hours he had reflected on his life. He had decided that he was somebody and he realized he wanted to live. He called the cops and they got to him just in time to save him. My uncle was so happy after that, he was greatful for evrything,he even quit smoking meth. But one night he died of heart complications in his sleep. At his memorial service there was a couple hundred people all crying for him. He thought nobody loved him but h was wrong. People who commit suicide just don't realize all the people who actually care about them.[/QUOTE]
why do people's uncles kill themselves over drugs? my uncle shot himself and died as well.
im dead
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