• Daily Life V.5: Long live the king!
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also party hats has a vagina
we are young so i set the world on fire we can burn brighter than the sun
after signing up for youtube monetisation thingy 3 hours ago, ive already made £1!!
Dam devils bringing in the dough fly to Calgary now
This what what Canadians do when we desperately need coffee and donuts [img]http://a1.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/431740_10150583226006097_555766096_9358087_1860903681_n.jpg[/img]
oh i work with a Canadian woman at my job and all she fucking does is talk about life back in canada, she never shuts up.
that's a fancy igloo
[QUOTE=No Party Hats;35055513]that's a fancy igloo[/QUOTE] No it's actually a building. Because Tim Hortons are the only buildings in Canada.
Tim Horton's, right?
Tim hortons iced cap is best
I thank oi had a cressant thur onc.
Tim Hortons is the best because you can get an extra large coffee for a normal price unlike Starbucks.
Yeah timmies is best the one by my house serves ice cream as well
Guys, remember how i said i was into that girl Katie? Well the same holds true, but there's a new girl i met in the partial program(yeah, go-figure, i know), her name's Courteny and i think she's into me more than i'm into her. I'm not really sure what to do. I love Katie, but this Courteny girl i think i really into me. Today she said that her "half-boyfriend" is exactly like me. That could be portrayed so many ways but i'm not sure. "half-boyfriend" could mean she's tied up or that she's technically open. "Exactly like me" could mean a ton of things. She seems to like to be around me a lot too and i've really opened up to the group that i so desperately want a girlfriend, that i don't care about sex and just want to hold to be held, and that i would ALWAYS treat a girl right. I'm... not sure what i would do if she came to ME and asked me if i wanted to date her. If i say yes, i could ruin a chance between me and Katie and possibly a better relationship, but if i say no i could really confuse/hurt Courteny, too, and there's no assurance that Katie will want to date me. What should i do? I want to be prepared for anything. I mean i like Courteny, but i think i like Katie better... Sometimes it's hard to gauge if you love someone more than someone else, you know? I want to hope that i'm being overly confidant and just imagining things but my gut tells me that she's into me, by the way she looks at me, talks to me, always wants to sit next to me, etc. What do you guys think?
God dam Highchief got banned
[QUOTE=ossumsauce;35056075]Guys, remember how i said i was into that girl Katie? Well the same holds true, but there's a new girl i met in the partial program(yeah, go-figure, i know), her name's Courteny and i think she's into me more than i'm into her. I'm not really sure what to do. I love Katie, but this Courteny girl i think i really into me. Today she said that her "half-boyfriend" is exactly like me. That could be portrayed so many ways but i'm not sure. "half-boyfriend" could mean she's tied up or that she's technically open. "Exactly like me" could mean a ton of things. She seems to like to be around me a lot too and i've really opened up to the group that i so desperately want a girlfriend, that i don't care about sex and just want to hold to be held, and that i would ALWAYS treat a girl right. I'm... not sure what i would do if she came to ME and asked me if i wanted to date her. If i say yes, i could ruin a chance between me and Katie and possibly a better relationship, but if i say no i could really confuse/hurt Courteny, too, and there's no assurance that Katie will want to date me. What should i do? I want to be prepared for anything. I mean i like Courteny, but i think i like Katie better... Sometimes it's hard to gauge if you love someone more than someone else, you know? I want to hope that i'm being overly confidant and just imagining things but my gut tells me that she's into me, by the way she looks at me, talks to me, always wants to sit next to me, etc. What do you guys think?[/QUOTE] Haha, dude, Katie already said she had a boyfriend. It doesn't matter what she wants to call him, it's her boyfriend and you don't want to tap dat when she's taken.
[QUOTE=ossumsauce;35056075]Guys, remember how i said i was into that girl Katie? Well the same holds true, but there's a new girl i met in the partial program(yeah, go-figure, i know), her name's Courteny and i think she's into me more than i'm into her. I'm not really sure what to do. I love Katie, but this Courteny girl i think i really into me. Today she said that her "half-boyfriend" is exactly like me. That could be portrayed so many ways but i'm not sure. "half-boyfriend" could mean she's tied up or that she's technically open. "Exactly like me" could mean a ton of things. She seems to like to be around me a lot too and i've really opened up to the group that i so desperately want a girlfriend, that i don't care about sex and just want to hold to be held, and that i would ALWAYS treat a girl right. I'm... not sure what i would do if she came to ME and asked me if i wanted to date her. If i say yes, i could ruin a chance between me and Katie and possibly a better relationship, but if i say no i could really confuse/hurt Courteny, too, and there's no assurance that Katie will want to date me. What should i do? I want to be prepared for anything. I mean i like Courteny, but i think i like Katie better... Sometimes it's hard to gauge if you love someone more than someone else, you know? I want to hope that i'm being overly confidant and just imagining things but my gut tells me that she's into me, by the way she looks at me, talks to me, always wants to sit next to me, etc. What do you guys think?[/QUOTE] Not to be rude but, slow it down man. Love is a strong term. You just met her.
[QUOTE=Back_Slash;35056178]Not to be rude but, slow it down man. Love is a strong term. You just met her.[/QUOTE] This too, infatuation =/= love.
[QUOTE=FPKawaii;35056171]Haha, dude, Katie already said she had a boyfriend. It doesn't matter what she wants to call him, it's her boyfriend and you don't want to tap dat when she's taken.[/QUOTE] You mean Courteny? And i said she might come to me. I never said I would go to her. [editline]8th March 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=Back_Slash;35056178]Not to be rude but, slow it down man. Love is a strong term. You just met her.[/QUOTE] This is true. Rephrase: I really like Katie. Better?
Makes a lot more sense.
this is going to be fun to watch unfold. I might write a book filled with ossums posts and have it leather bound and sell it for millions.
[QUOTE=ossumsauce;35056261]You mean Courteny? And i said she might come to me. I never said I would go to her. [editline]8th March 2012[/editline] This is true. Rephrase: I really like Katie. Better?[/QUOTE] If she's coming on you and has a boyfriend stay the fuck away from that skank.
[QUOTE=FPKawaii;35056341]If she's coming on you and has a boyfriend stay the fuck away from that skank.[/QUOTE] Well see that's just the thing though. "Half-boyfriend" is a confusing term. Like i said, it could mean a shitton of things. It's most of the reason i'm so confused as to what to do. I just want to be prepared. When i'm put on the spot i'm a total bumblefuck.
If ossum met girls from being in a mental hospital, maybe I should pretend to be suicidal and fuck all the suicidal bitches.
[QUOTE=Taepodong-2;35056410]If ossum met girls from being in a mental hospital, maybe I should pretend to be suicidal and fuck all the suicidal bitches.[/QUOTE] do it you really can't lose
[QUOTE=Taepodong-2;35056410]If ossum met girls from being in a mental hospital, maybe I should pretend to be suicidal and fuck all the suicidal bitches.[/QUOTE] ...That's one plan i guess. I think what did it is the fact that you really learn about everyone else there. You learn who they really are as opposed to who they appear to be on the outside. You find some really interesting and neat people there. I like girls because of who they are, not what they look like.
Fuck now I realize I should have went to a mental hospital way back when I used to cut myself when I was 14. I could have got laid much sooner. [editline]8th March 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=ossumsauce;35056436]...That's one plan i guess. I think what did it is the fact that you really learn about everyone else there. You learn who they really are as opposed to who they appear to be on the outside. You find some really interesting and neat people there. I like girls because of who they are, not what they look like.[/QUOTE] I'd feel kind of dickish if I pretended to be suicidal just to get laid though. There could be someone who really is suicidal and needs the help.
Pfft you shouldnt feel dickish, ossum pretended to be suicidal so his internet wouldn't get cut off
[QUOTE=ossumsauce;35056382]Well see that's just the thing though. "Half-boyfriend" is a confusing term. Like i said, it could mean a shitton of things. It's most of the reason i'm so confused as to what to do. I just want to be prepared. When i'm put on the spot i'm a total bumblefuck.[/QUOTE] She has a boyfriend. It doesn't matter what she wants to call it.
[B][I][U]FUCKING STOP RIGHT NOW YOU 12 YEAR OLDS.[/U][/I][/B]
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