Smoke weed, you will be too chilled out to be annoyed.
Tame them and create a flea market economy
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Buy some Frontline, the stuff is expensive but it works like a miracle.
If you really want to prevent fleas from biting you cover the entiretry of your room with [url=http://www.recyclechicken.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/borax.jpg]Borax[/url] ( and yes, I mean literally pour the box all over your room until the floor is white. )
Same with me and mosquitoes. I can be in a room with five people and if there are mosquitoes, I'll be the only one who gets bit. And I get covered. Or, someone else will get bit, but I'll have double their bites. Maybe it has to do with blood type.
I had a flea problem as bad as yours once and it drove me kinda crazy, too. I was putting salt on the rugs, drowning myself in lemon juice, all of those lovely home remedies. Plus flea medication. Eventually I got them all to go away, but no, you're not actually crazy. I would do the same thing, I'd fling my clothes off and I'd swear I'd see one on my pants or on my slippers. But they'll go away, so why are you worrying about it now? There is a solution in sight.
Your dog is all [img]http://image.spreadshirt.com/image-server/image/composition/17170635/view/1/producttypecolor/1/type/png/width/378/height/378/troll-face_design.png[/img]
Spray yourself with RAID.
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Im playing the computer as usual and i occasionally see one sitting on my fucking arm.
My parents are saying shit like its all the energy drinks thats attracting them.
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I'm sure you need all those energy drinks to sit down and do absolutely nothing for several hours.
Master-bate more, it really helps.
Just bought AeroGard and Mortein high performance surface spray, lasts for 6 months, hope this shit will keep them away until friday.
[QUOTE=iJeax;26527875]Scabies.[/QUOTE]
I told you once, I told you twice.. don't make me say it a third time.
That dog looks like it really needs a bath.
Stab them all is a better idea. However may cause minor injuries, its ok though.
Fleas Navidad.
[QUOTE=RaptorBlackz;26525964]Poor dog my ass, Every time i see the fucking think i tell it to get the fuck out of the house because it will just spread more.[/QUOTE]
That's not very nice, nor is it very effective. Getting it outside will just spare the people inside from the fleas, but the dog still has to deal with it.
[QUOTE=poopsicle;26537382]Flea's aren't a human bug, they don't even like humans.
Only reason you have flea bites is because of your dog, remove the source of the fleas and you would notice a lack in bites on you.[/QUOTE]
this also VACUUM THE FLOOR AROUND YOU!
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[quote=murkat;26543215]that's not very nice, nor is it very effective. Getting it outside will just spare the people inside from the fleas, but the dog still has to deal with it.[/quote]
flea bath!
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Give your poor dog capstar, then vacuum the house a few hours later. It'd probably also be a good idea to give your dog capstar an hour or so before he gets groomed, it can be safely taken every 24 hours. With an infestation that bad you'll probably have to flea bomb your house or call the exterminator in to professionally fumigate your house.
In the meantime, wash or change any linens that fleas are occupying. If you see fleas on your sheets, change them and close/lock your door so your dog can't get in and spread more fleas.
You've spent too long in the dark and looking at enemies, so you're hallucinating them
Try standing near lit lanterns for a while and they'll go away
Go take a shower
Should've de-flead the dog
[QUOTE=its shortie;26541360]That dog looks like it really needs a bath.[/QUOTE]
All dogs look like that. To tell the difference between a clean and dirty mutt is to feel the hair. (I can't call it Fur, now can I?)
Silky smooth hair is a clean dog.
Slippery greasy hair is a dirty dog. [sp]Kinky.[/sp]
Well the exterminator took a day off yesterday and came today and done the place, Hopefully everything is dead.
there was apparently a huge nest of fleas and spiders and cockroaches...Damn.
I thought that the OP was telling us that he had fleas, and I was all like
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The Fleas are fucking back wtf.
They must be immune to the poison or the fucking exterminator done a shit job.
[QUOTE=Alternativ;26537707]Smoke weed, you will be too chilled out to be annoyed.[/QUOTE]
Actually not as stupid as it sounds. Apparently not only are they put off by the presence of smoke, but they can sense the toxins in your blood (only if you are a heavy smoker) and the chemicals excreted from your skin act as a repellent.
Get cancer, fuck bugs.
Ring the Exterminator and tell them they are back, and there could be nests all around the yard, clothes basically anywhere the fleas where, and i assume you took clothes since you probaly took some when you went out of the house, so the gas can do it's stuff.
Oh and i had a problem like this but with ants, when i first got my new bedroom (Me and my brother swapped), it was crawling with ants near the wall, each day i had to spray insect stuff. But at one stage they left.
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If you have any other animals that can get fleas (Besides your dog), get them groomed.
[QUOTE=RaptorBlackz;26665618]The Fleas are fucking back wtf.
They must be immune to the poison or the fucking exterminator done a shit job.[/QUOTE]
Or your dog needs a bath.
