The Facepuncher's Guide to Women and How to Make Whoopy With Them. - General

[QUOTE=CoolCorky;23927754]Oh man just wait until she sees my tower in Minecraft[/QUOTE] and the tower in my pants :smug:

I want get whoopy with a lady.

[QUOTE=Roll_Program;23927883]FP guide on how to be a manwhore and treat girls as objects. Sex is so much better if you're being yourself with someone and there's more of an emotional level to it.[/QUOTE] it's also pretty good when you can actually get girls to talk to you

[QUOTE=Inacio;23928337]Even if a girl were naked in front of me I don't think I'd know what to do. :sigh:[/QUOTE] :doh:

People need to stop making threads like this like they know what they are talking about. My girlfriend came after me, I wasn't actively looking for a relationship.. it just happened. So OP is wrong.

Just be cool about it. If something's wrong, your standards are probably too high.

Stick it in her pooper. But shouldn't this be in Love Advice?

[QUOTE=XxAthrunxX;23924279]I compose music,and listen to alot of different styles of music.will this get me girls?(I also play piano,guitar,trumpet, a little drums and sing a little)[/QUOTE] Get a lastfm and read Pitchfork. INSTANT SEX. Probably not. But try it.

[QUOTE=Roll_Program;23927883]FP guide on how to be a manwhore and treat girls as objects. Sex is so much better if you're being yourself with someone and there's more of an emotional level to it.[/QUOTE] seriously this

I blame the media

Well, I play guitar, but I only play Rock. Pretty much all of the girls I would even think about dating only know Justin Beiber, Kanye West and other rappers and pop stars. :sigh: And guitar is the only thing I'm good at besides video games, of course.

[QUOTE=slashsnemesis;23930887]Well, I play guitar, but I only play Rock. Pretty much all of the girls I would even think about dating only know Justin Beiber, Kanye West and other rappers and pop stars. :sigh: And guitar is the only thing I'm good at besides video games, of course.[/QUOTE] At least you're good at something other than video games.

[QUOTE=slashsnemesis;23930887]Well, I play guitar, but I only play Rock. Pretty much all of the girls I would even think about dating only know Justin Beiber, Kanye West and other rappers and pop stars. :sigh: And guitar is the only thing I'm good at besides video games, of course.[/QUOTE] Well what exactly do you mean by rock ? I play guitar and bass but I play prog rock, post punk, noise, shoegaze, sludge metal, black metal, math rock, post rock, etc, etc. Find people that like the same things you do. My girlfriend likes all of the bands that I like.

[QUOTE=Idioms;23931231]Well what exactly do you mean by rock ? I play guitar and bass but I play prog rock, post punk, noise, shoegaze, sludge metal, black metal, math rock, post rock, etc, etc. Find people that like the same things you do. My girlfriend likes all of the bands that I like.[/QUOTE] It's difficult to find girls with your taste in music unless you like mainstream crap. I like melodic death metal and black metal. The only girl I know who has the same taste in music as me is my friend's sister. I can't date her though because she's my friend's sister and two years younger than me, that would be just weird.

Relationship advice from Facepunch, don't use this.

[QUOTE=Taepodong-2;23931376]It's difficult to find girls with your taste in music unless you like mainstream crap. I like melodic death metal and black metal. The only girl I know who has the same taste in music as me is my friend's sister. I can't date her though because she's my friend's sister and two years younger than me, that would be just weird.[/QUOTE] Hey, at least DM/BM is moderately well known, and has a ok sized fanbase. Try liking experimental electronic music and finding any one else, much less a girl, that likes it as well :saddowns: EDIT: Shit, even more normal electronic music. Fuck you Texas...

[QUOTE=Inacio;23928337]Even if a girl were naked in front of me I don't think I'd know what to do. :sigh:[/QUOTE] Let me instruct. 1. Put dick in her vadge 2. Thrust in 3. Thrust out Repeat steps two and three as needed.

Now I shall engage in the engage in the act of "whoopy" now.

[QUOTE=Xen Tricks;23931704]Hey, at least DM/BM is moderately well known, and has a ok sized fanbase. Try liking experimental electronic music and finding any one else, much less a girl, that likes it as well :saddowns: EDIT: Shit, even more normal electronic music. Fuck you Texas...[/QUOTE] I live in a city of 60,000 on the Canadian prairies so people here don't get much exposure to anything other than mainstream garbage, country and whatever the rock radio station decides to play. But we do have a surprisingly large metal community, our metal community just has very few females, like three or four that I know of.

Wait, you mean to say that picking up women is as easy as being attractive, well dressed, and interesting? Well, [i]shit[/i], why didn't anybody tell me this sooner? If somebody had clued me in earlier, I wouldn't have been trying this silly "overweight, poorly groomed, and introverted" strategy for so long!