I think I have H1N1. - General

So? Pretty much everyone's had it, and it's nothing special.

[QUOTE=Negrul1;17917589]So? Pretty much everyone's had it, and it's nothing special.[/QUOTE] it's in the news, it has to be special

Wear a condom next time Oh wait...

[QUOTE=wewt!;17917577] At least I think it is.. Rate me dumb just in case.[/QUOTE] My Joke-o-matic 3000 says "British", so I think not.

Let me get you a tissue to wipe your nose.

[QUOTE=GeeBee;17917337]Swine Flu is complete media hype; it's not even worse than regular flu[/QUOTE] True, but I think the reason that it's getting attention is that it seems to target kids and young adults, which is the complete opposite of the regular flu. That said, I think I may have it, too, but I'm sure as hell not worried. :c00l:

Fail flu

I've also got some sympthoms of the swine flu, was just thinking about it earlier today. I'm going to the doctor tomorrow to get it checked out, even though it's probably nothing.

[QUOTE=Cairns;17918262]Fail flu[/QUOTE] Eric Cairns.

infect your whole school and become a hero among your classmates

[QUOTE=Dank Dave;17918349]Eric Cairns.[/QUOTE] Who the hell is that. Im Andrew Cairns.

Four of my friends have already had it. You'll get over it.

I had it for like a week no biggie :)

I got it back in September, now there's a massive outbreak of it here, and I'm all :smug: because I can't get sick.

There are a bunch of people in my area who had the swine flu. I believe I might of had it , as I was tested positive for the regular flu only, but i may or may not be h1n1.

I've been sick with terrible flu symptoms for the past week and the doctor said I probably have the swine flu because of my stomach symptoms which are exclusive to the swine flu. They just said to rest and stay out of a school until the fever goes away.

[QUOTE=Obama Yo Momma;17917331]You will be required to stay away from people for 15 days if you do have it. Best of luck to you, hope you don't have it.[/QUOTE] Like facepunchers have social contact that regularly anyway. :v:

I've had all that shit for the past week but not bad enough to see a doctor. It was like I had 1/2 pneumonia. Does this mean I am awesome

Newsflash: It's nothing. :v: I figured as much, but better safe than sorry, y'know?

You don't. Influenza is a horrible two-week debilitating disease, you feel like you want to die. You wouldn't be posting this on Facepunch with the flu, it's not a common cold. Get a flu shot, Facepunch. (Remember: Getting a deltoid IM immunization is a SHORT-SLEEVE ACTIVITY. Working your tight long sleeve up two inches above your elbow and saying "Is this high enough?" is NOT going to cut it.)

Yeah when I had it I was in bed not wanting to do anything for about 5 days When I got up it felt like my legs would give out under me. I went from fever to chills and had problems breathing. It was pretty shitty. The worst flu I've ever had. At least I can't get it again.

Oops, wrong button.

You should get tested. [sp]To test it, they stick a Q-tip up your nose to where it's near your forehead, fucking painful if you ask me[/sp]

I got swine flu before, I never knew I had it in the first place.

Go to the doctor to confirm it. Or make a thread about it.

[QUOTE=Kung Fu Jew;17917316]As long as your immune system doesn't suck, you won't die[/QUOTE] This post makes me feel so depressed.

[QUOTE=haloguy234;17917303] [b]UPDATE[/b] Just got back from the doctors office. I don't have swine flu or any kind of flu, nor do I have strep throat. this post is lacking boxes[/QUOTE] fail

I know like 10 people right now who either have swine or have already got it and are fine... It's really overrated right now.

There's nothing wrong with having H1N1. More people die from influenza each year than H1N1. I had it. It's no big deal

More people have died of Old age than H1N1