Getting snowballs thrown at my windows 24/7 by some kids, what do? - General

If they are around your house with guns, call cops. Say that you have some kind of terrorists shooting at your house, What should I do?

Found it... George Phillips , an elderly man, from Meridian, Mississippi,was going up to bed, when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window. George opened the back door to go turn off the light, but saw that there were people in the shed stealing things. He phoned the police, who asked "Is someone in your house?" He said "No," but some people are breaking into my garden shed and stealing from me. Then the police dispatcher said "All patrols are busy. You should lock your doors and an officer will be along when one is available.." George said, "Okay." He hung up the phone and counted to 30. Then he phoned the police again. "Hello,I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people stealing things from my shed... Well, you don't have to worry about them now because I just shot and killed them both, the dogs are eating them right now." and he hung up. Within five minutes, six Police Cars, a SWAT Team,a Helicopter, two Fire Trucks, a Paramedic, and an Ambulance showed up at the Phillips' residence, and caught the burglars red-handed. One of the Policemen said to George , "I thought you said that you'd shot them!" George said, "I thought you said there was nobody available!"

[QUOTE=frost13s;26927765]Found it... George Phillips , an elderly man, from Meridian, Mississippi,was going up to bed, when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window. George opened the back door to go turn off the light, but saw that there were people in the shed stealing things. He phoned the police, who asked "Is someone in your house?" He said "No," but some people are breaking into my garden shed and stealing from me. Then the police dispatcher said "All patrols are busy. You should lock your doors and an officer will be along when one is available.." George said, "Okay." He hung up the phone and counted to 30. Then he phoned the police again. "Hello,I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people stealing things from my shed... Well, you don't have to worry about them now because I just shot and killed them both, the dogs are eating them right now." and he hung up. Within five minutes, six Police Cars, a SWAT Team,a Helicopter, two Fire Trucks, a Paramedic, and an Ambulance showed up at the Phillips' residence, and caught the burglars red-handed. One of the Policemen said to George , "I thought you said that you'd shot them!" George said, "I thought you said there was nobody available!"[/QUOTE] Haha WOW WIN

[QUOTE=Death_God;26926837]Dump scat on them. Frozen. With chunks of corn.[/QUOTE] you can't physically throw "scat" at someone, scat is describing a poop fetish. you can't throws fetishes silly

[QUOTE=poopsicle;26928051]you can't physically throw "scat" at someone, scat is describing a poop fetish. you can't throws fetishes silly[/QUOTE] •Animal poop. Many scats can be identified by thier shape, size, and color.

tell the cops some people surrouded your house with guns wait for them to come they'll tell them to go away and then they'll come up to you and go like derp i never knew they were airsoft

Well If you have a BB gun do as I did. Open the window on the highest floor and shoot at one of the kids, in the foot if possible. If they won't react, shoot him in the chest. That should scare them away. I do so every halloween, well once a mother of one of the kids was mad because apparently I shot the child in the eye and he lost it but whatever. You can also try freezing your urine and throwing that on them or just pouring boiling water from the window on their heads. Or take a shovel or an axe, go out and scare them away. I used my shovel once, they didn't run so I killed a cat that was there. Since then they never show up on Christmas. Weird.

[QUOTE=Clint Cavanagh;26928407]Well If you have a BB gun do as I did. Open the window on the highest floor and shoot at one of the kids, in the foot if possible. If they won't react, shoot him in the chest. That should scare them away. I do so every halloween, well once a mother of one of the kids was mad because apparently I shot the child in the eye and he lost it but whatever. You can also try freezing your urine and throwing that on them or just pouring boiling water from the window on their heads. Or take a shovel or an axe, go out and scare them away. I used my shovel once, they didn't run so I killed a cat that was there. Since then they never show up on Christmas. Weird.[/QUOTE] :wtc:

Quick! Someone put a ravenous creature in a box send it to op the kids might try to open them

learn the language of the snow and cause a mutiny

[QUOTE=Raged;26928832]learn the language of the snow and cause a mutiny[/QUOTE] I think he should just punch them in the dick.

Fire at them back erry day

[QUOTE=Kim_Jong_il;26928913]Fire at them back erry day[/QUOTE] Like you would know

get hornets nest, get the hornets in a jar somehow (with some way to keep them alive) and when the kids turn up, throw the jair at the pavement next to them, and watch as angry hornets rain down upon your enemys

[QUOTE=FlashFireSix;26930449]get hornets nest, get the hornets in a jar somehow (with some way to keep them alive) and when the kids turn up, throw the jair at the pavement next to them, and watch as angry hornets rain down upon your enemys[/QUOTE] The weather is cold, hornets do not like cold

[QUOTE=frost13s;26932017]The weather is cold, hornets do not like cold[/QUOTE] oh :saddowns:

Jarate them with yellow snow, then laugh as they run away after taking a few mini-crit snowballs to the chest.

Construct an armored suit and face them in ranged combat [IMG]http://www.geekologie.com/2008/02/05/mashertron.jpg[/IMG]

Try this, its something i thought of a while back: Fill a glass bottle with ammonium nitrate and sodium hydroxide, around 50:50 ratio, add 100ml water very quickly cap the bottle and fuck it at them. As soon as it breaks it will release ammonia gas which burns your noes as soon as you breath it but as long as they run away they will be fine.

I think we can stop now. It's pretty clear the TC decided to do absolutely nothing. One could question why he made the topic if he wasn't going to do anything, but that's beside the point.

go get your shotgun :P

[QUOTE=Kinversulath;26935575] One could question why he made the topic if he wasn't going to do anything, but that's beside the point.[/QUOTE] Welcome to GD.

Hit them with water. Very cold.

[QUOTE=TAU!;26841738]Call the cops[/QUOTE] [IMG]http://i54.tinypic.com/20gi0iq.jpg[/IMG]

Use more gun: [img]http://www.geeky-gadgets.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/snowball-gun.jpg[/img]

Make a potato cannon but use snowballs instead