Getting snowballs thrown at my windows 24/7 by some kids, what do? - General

Hose. Use it. Seriously, getting drenched in sub zero weather is really unpleasant.

He would bust his hose too when the water pipe gets frozen. That is why hoses are turned off in winder time. Ice expands.

scratch that, do this [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bcFPZgAQODg&feature=related[/media]

Curb stomp the little faggots.

[QUOTE=Maya2008;26842793]He would bust his hose too when the water pipe gets frozen. That is why hoses are turned off in winder time. Ice expands.[/QUOTE] Could always buy one of those really big supersoakers.

I'd like to see a picture of this broken window.

[QUOTE=PieClock;26842887]I'd like to see a picture of this broken window.[/QUOTE] I don't have a camera.

[QUOTE=Arc Nova;26842605]If the police won't help him he has to do it himself. Perfect defense IMO[/QUOTE] the police wouldn't shoot the kid

[QUOTE=itsDivine;26842903]I don't have a camera.[/QUOTE] According to your deviant art, you do. :downs:

Take the snow and push it somewhere else.

Film them from inside, follow them to where they live when they leave, just to find out who they are. Use film as incriminating evidence and charge them with vandalism. If you don't own a video camera you can probably rent one from someplace. If you use the hose they'll probably take it as a challenge and do more heinous things to your property.

Ok, don't freeze the paintballs. It's protecting your property and if the police wouldn't do anything then that's really your only choice. You don't need to aim for the face.. center mass would be fine. If there's snow they're probably a bit padded anyways.

as everyone said, use your hose.

I doubt you called the police. The police will come if you tell them people are damaging your property.

Make a bunch of snow balls with rocks in them. Then freeze them. Aim, throw, pain.

[QUOTE=itsDivine;26842903]I don't have a camera.[/QUOTE] It's 2010 (almost 2011) who doesn't have a god damn camera.

join them they'll be so confused their circuits will explode

Make a target and put it on the top of your roof so it's clearly visible. They won't be able to resist throwing snowballs at it. Sure they'll still be aiming at your property but at least you won't get anymore broken windows.

Tonight Make a fort in your front lawn, campout and give them hell!

[QUOTE=PieClock;26843185]It's 2010 (almost 2011) who doesn't have a god damn camera.[/QUOTE] Not everyone gives a shit about photos.

Landmines painted white, its the only way bro. But you gotta make sure you put up atleast one sign warning people to enter at their own risk since there are landmines otherwise you could get in trouble.

Place a sign that says enter at your own risk and then kill and rape them ( in that order ) and then call their parents and explain EXACTLY how you raped them. And then when you are charged with something worth 359,000,000,000,000 years in prison say; 'entre at own risk lol' And then you win.

Katana

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Rocking chair on porch + shotgun.

Get up early tomorrow, get an axe or a wrench, when they come by, scream and run at them, tell them if they come back you'll cut 'em up.

[QUOTE=itsDivine;26841635]Since yesterday morning I have been getting snowballs thrown at least twice every 4 minutes by the same couple of kids, and there are breaks in between when they go home or something, but then they come back with a shit load of snowballs. I'm at the point were I feel the need to grab a gun and shoot one of them. Not only is it annoying, but one of the balls had frozen into ice and broke one of my windows. I've called the police several times now but they just say 'deal with it'. I need some fucking technique to scare the living shit out of them without harming them [just kidding, we can harm them if necessary]. Oh, and as of now, they've put a box in front of my lawn filled with snowballs pre-made. They're slowing down for the night, but I have no doubt that they'll come back tomorrow. I've yelled at them, but there probably 16 and don't give a shit about anything. P.S: Don't call me a pussy for not kicking there asses, I'd rather not get in trouble with my parents who think that I should just ignore it.[/QUOTE] Okay, not sure if i am late, but if it happens again, go out there, stand so close to them so your manly chest hair will touch their eyes, and yell "YOU GOT A FUCKING PROBLEM!?" or find out their parents, and contact them.

Make iceballs, hide in a bush and throw them at the kids when they come.

Already suggested many times already but water hose.

[QUOTE=RayDark;26846539]Place a sign that says enter at your own risk and then kill and rape them ( in that order ) and then call their parents and explain EXACTLY how you raped them. And then when you are charged with something worth 359,000,000,000,000 years in prison say; 'entre at own risk lol' And then you win.[/QUOTE] unfunny and stupid. murder, rape and incest jokes only work when you're actually funny.