Getting snowballs thrown at my windows 24/7 by some kids, what do? - General

[QUOTE=FPChris;26854585]Follow them home, and then talk to their parents. Seeing their parents mad is what children fear the most, more then you chasing them with a stick.[/QUOTE] This. If they're really pissing you off this is the solution.

Throw a snowball at them... but not made out of snow.

Attack them with [i]your[/i] "special snow."

Beat them up [editline]21st December 2010[/editline] Also steal their shoes as trophies

Take a shit in your freezer. Wait about 45 minutes, take the frozen shitball out of your freezer and whip it at them. Repeat if necessary.

[QUOTE=Satansick;26856383]Beat them up [editline]21st December 2010[/editline] Also steal their shoes as trophies[/QUOTE] I miss the good old days where you take their scalps as trophies.

get some cheap energy drink, pour a little on your snowballs so they look like they got in some piss. then throw them

[QUOTE=BrQ;26856694]get some cheap energy drink, pour a little on your snowballs so they look like they got in some piss. then throw them[/QUOTE] Or piss on them?

In my country you can fine people for around 176 dollars (1000 danish kr), I am not sure how.

[QUOTE=Master117;26843174]I doubt you called the police. The police will come if you tell them people are damaging your property.[/QUOTE] You obviously haven't encounted the English police.

If you have a paintball gun, you can fill it with marbles. It leaves bruises the size of your fist.

Film it happening, press charges.

I'm suprised no one has suggested Converting them to Communism.

Buy one of those small flamethrower (the ones you use to kill weeds and stuff) and melt all the snow in your neighborhood.

[QUOTE=Dominik93;26857852]Buy one of those small flamethrower (the ones you use to kill weeds and stuff) and melt all the snow in your neighborhood.[/QUOTE] Or run at them and rugby tackle them while landing on their pile.

[QUOTE=Upgrade123;26842012]Cut your penis off and throw it at them.[/QUOTE] I'd have to knot it into a lasso or use it like a whip before I could.

Just wait for them to come back from their break, then just storm out of your front door, grab one of the little pricks and smash his face into the ground as hard as you can, then proceed to jump on his chest.

[QUOTE=/B/rother;26858176]Just wait for them to come back from their break, then just storm out of your front door, grab one of the little pricks and smash his face into the ground as hard as you can, then proceed to jump on his chest.[/QUOTE] That's a fucking stupid idea, you'll kill him.

Use hose Film it. Post it We laugh.

Take a shit in their fort

fuck em

Go to them, Say Yo Gayz! Take a snowball and throw it at your house. They think that you are boring and they will gtfo.

Hide the hose under the snow pointing toward where they usually stand, when they come turn on the hose and watch from your house.

Have you called the police, but instead of telling them they're throwing snowballs, telling them they're throwing [B]doughnuts[/B]? Should work that way.

For once, I might think this would be a good idea IRL: Piss in a jar and throw it at them so strong that it breaks and covers them in piss. I think Team Fortress 2 might be a good real-life strategy guide! Bonus effect: They'll be covered in frozen piss.

Read it as snowmobiles, I chuckled

Get your aunt(the one who isn't dead) to buy you a snow cannon.

So how about it? You haven't responded in a while... Did you pussy out?

Set up camp in YOUR SNOW FORT.

[QUOTE=Earthen;26855696]They broke his window, he has leverage.[/QUOTE] that doesn't mean you can shoot them with frozen paintballs