Getting snowballs thrown at my windows 24/7 by some kids, what do? - General

Hide in the bushes with a hose. Hose the little fuckers

[QUOTE=makingthatmaker;26860740]that doesn't mean you can shoot them with frozen paintballs[/QUOTE] Yes it [I]does[/I]

any updates?

Stand in the window they throw them at and when they come back just stare at them. If they throw snowballs anyways show them your penis. If they still throw them show them your rape face. If they still throw them slowly back away from the window with your exposed penis and rape face on.

Melt all the snow.

get small rocks when they're not around, cover them in snow, they will mistake them for normal snowballs.

Only thing to do when they come out run out yell "surprise" and show them your dick (preferably when you already have a boner)

What's up with all of the "whip out your dick" suggestions? [QUOTE=slashsnemesis;26862683]Stand in the window they throw them at and when they come back just stare at them. If they throw snowballs anyways show them your penis. If they still throw them show them your rape face. If they still throw them slowly back away from the window with your exposed penis and rape face on.[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=KingKombat;26864841]Only thing to do when they come out run out yell "surprise" and show them your dick (preferably when you already have a boner)[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=RichyZ;26864868]come outside with your penis hanging out while singing "take on me" and start fucking their anuses.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=lord0war;26864970]What's up with all of the "whip out your dick" suggestions?[/QUOTE] your penis solves everything

[QUOTE=Zambies!;26841725]Come outside with a weapon, any thing, a Knife, a gun, even a [b]plastic gun[/b], scare the fuckers shit less.[/QUOTE] Kinda lost me there.

[QUOTE=Apocalypsox;26841866]build a snow fort by where they throw from. Hide inside it. Wait for them to come back. When they do, jump out and scream something in a Scottish accent. It doesn't matter what, just make sure to use a Scottish accent. Then, throw yellow snowballs at them. I don't care how you make them yellow, either. This is the only solution.[/QUOTE] And if he needs any angry, Scottish dialogue recorded for him to study then I'll be more than happy to help out. [editline]22nd December 2010[/editline] [QUOTE=SuperHoboMan;26842038]Run outside naked with a stereo, then throw on a viking hat and play Through the Fire and Flames as you begin to furiously fap in their general direction.[/QUOTE] This has to be the only post I can recall ever seeing that's managed to get at least one of EVERY rating.

[QUOTE=SuperHoboMan;26842038]Run outside naked with a stereo, then throw on a viking hat and play Through the Fire and Flames as you begin to furiously fap in their general direction.[/QUOTE] This, but for the love of god don't slip, it'll make you look like an ass and it hurts like a bicth

napalm

[QUOTE=lilcheeseladv2;26843053]According to your deviant art, you do. :downs:[/QUOTE] Working one*. I'm sowwy.

[QUOTE=UpchuckNorris;26841681]Fap [editline]fap[/editline] In the window[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=MindMuncher;26841675]If you have a working hose, use it. Freezing water would be awful.[/QUOTE] Do both of these at the same time. [IMG]http://filesmelt.com/dl/ohgodwhatamidrawing.png[/IMG]

Go to a store and buy a shitload of apple juice/lemon juice. Pour it all over your yard so it looks like someone just went to fucking town with piss.

[QUOTE=itsDivine;26841635] [b]UPDATE:[/b] They left me alone for mostly the whole day today, but then they came back at 4:00 [Pacific] and threw like batshit crazy. It was actually a funny day today.. One of the neighborhood physco was walking down my street with a bat and they ended up running away because they thought I was working with him or something. :downs:[/QUOTE] Problem solved?

[QUOTE=Meloan;26869024]Problem solved?[/QUOTE] yeah, till the cops arrive

[QUOTE=Meloan;26869024]Problem solved?[/QUOTE] Not exactly. They might come back.

why is everybody encouraging OP to be a vagina, just make snowballs and throw snowballs back at them.

[QUOTE=Ze Wolf E;26841647]Throw rockballs at them. insta-success.[/QUOTE] first reply, best reply

Frozen water balloons.

Offer them free sodas... Then give them frozen ones!

Put a giant Jettpack on your house and fly away to mars?

Get chicken.

1. make snowballs around rocks, 2. throw them at them, 3. hopefully kill one 4. claim it as self defence when the cops arrive.

[img]http://www.ppsh41.com/poster56.gif[/img] Click for an enlarged view!

Or rather use the original design, Suomi KP/-31, PPSH years before PPSH, soviets even adapted the design from captured Finland submachineguns.

[img]http://www.minecraftwiki.net/images/8/89/Ghast.png[/img] Get one of these

[QUOTE=PieClock;26843185]It's 2010 (almost 2011) who doesn't have a god damn camera.[/QUOTE] Me. :sigh: