Getting snowballs thrown at my windows 24/7 by some kids, what do?

[poopsicle]

throw syringes at them

[editline]23rd December 2010[/editline]

filled with piss

[editline]23rd December 2010[/editline]

first warm then cold because it will make the cold worse

[editline]23rd December 2010[/editline]

i do not pretend to be an expert on syringes or piss.

[Tom Hutchins]

[QUOTE=poopsicle;26876039]throw syringes at them

[editline]23rd December 2010[/editline]

filled with piss

[editline]23rd December 2010[/editline]

first warm then cold because it will make the cold worse

[editline]23rd December 2010[/editline]

i do not pretend to be an expert on syringes or piss.[/QUOTE]

"The bastard started throwing piss syringes at us, what really pissed me off was the varying heats of the piss"

[SundayRoast]

Throw jars full of acid at them.
Once you even miss one they will never fuck with you again.

[Capn'Underpants]

Remove your neighbors and your snow from your lawns.
Then they won't have anything to throw.

[itsDivine]

[b]UPDATE:[/b] They came back, and this time they brought cheap airsoft guns. Now I'm listening to repels of bullets [airsoft bullets, ofc] for hours.

[gt118]

[QUOTE=Stupideye;26841894]He's British (according to his FP page) and airsoft there doesn't have a good reputation. He could very easily shoot out someone's eye.[/QUOTE]

Scotland is part of Britian, you idiot.

[the dopest]

im being held hostage in my house by kids with snowballs
send help

[sporface]

Fill a water gun with your piss, hide in the bushes

[EliteNachos]

Here's what you do:

Go to Wal-Mart. Buy out all the airsoft bullets. Store them in a safe place.

Next, contact the Mieser Brothers. Have the snow melted in your area in exchange for a day of snow in Jamaica.

Problem solved.

But seriously, tell their mums.

[johan_sm]

Use a flamethrower and melt all the snow.

[fancy ghost ☂]

bees in a jar

[editline]22nd December 2010[/editline]

[img]http://brandonfilm.files.wordpress.com/2010/08/defendor-wasps.jpg[/img]

[>VLN<]

Call the police, only this time, tell them you have 2 men outside with shotguns breaking down your door. Then make a loud noise and wait for them to come.

Or just say you killed on of them.

[thenecronlord]

[QUOTE=itsDivine;26889047][b]UPDATE:[/b] They came back, and this time they brought cheap airsoft guns. Now I'm listening to repels of bullets [airsoft bullets, ofc] for hours.[/QUOTE]

well you know what this means? dount you? IT MEANS WAR! go get your self a auto-matic airsoft gun (those things hurt like HELL) load up and wait for the blood shead

[theseltsamone]

Go outside and try to talk to them every day explaining that you're doing something very important inside
for a week or so. During this time start putting numerous boxes on your front porch, filled with crap. On
the final day, have a friend with a pickup truck drive over and frantically start putting the mysterious
boxes in the truck, while the kids are there, of course. Take the rest of that day off, running errands,
bowling, doing whatever, and at night sneak back inside so the kids think you never came back. On the
next day, when they're back (If they're back.) have another friend drive over, and angrily ask them why
the hell they're shooting airsoft at 'his' house, then have him come inside, and 5 seconds later have him
scream and run out after the kids.

Or just throw shit at them.

[-Shinji-]

OP isn't going to do anything. He's just going to sit there and listen to the ticking noises of those BB's hitting his windows.

[Karishnikova]

Have friend dressed in suit pull up and walk angrily up to the house and bust in while the kids are there. Bonus points if he shoves past them and has a gun visible. (Airsoft, capgun, doesn't matter as long as it looks real. A pistol.)

Have friend act like mafioso and you owe him money big time. "Wheres my money" "You're two payments late, the boss doesn't like this at all" etc. Typical reply "I don't have it" "I'll get it" etc. Make sure you guys are REALLY loud. Then have your friend say something like it's too late and 'shoot' you (capgun works best for this) a couple of times then leave the house, close the door, and if the kids are still there, glare at them and be like "Get the fuck out of here."

[TheSpy]

Make a bomb out of snow and blast it to their house. Show's who has the bigger dick now

[g42]

[img]http://www.kitsune.addr.com/Firearms/Machine-Guns/GE_XM214_Minigun-2.jpg[/img]
Problem solved

[[EG] Pepper]

They got airsoft guns?

Fill a paintball gun with marbles

[phlexiglass]

OP, get an easter egg plastic thing, and a lot of firecrackers, stick em all in the easter egg and poke a fuse out, light and throw and scare the idiots off.

[Superstormj]

[QUOTE=DimJim;26842069]put on the angriest face you can be and walk out there
i'm talking to the point where making the face hurts[/QUOTE]
[IMG]http://i56.tinypic.com/fbxiyp.png[/IMG]
Don't forget to say you've backtraced the little fuckers.

[deathstarboot]

[QUOTE=Dustinm16;26870065]Offer them free sodas...

Then give them frozen ones![/QUOTE]

Bad idea...I think they would just throw them at OPs window.

[Joey Skylynx]

Airsoft Gun? Snowball Cannon? Actually getting off your ass, and begin throwing iceballs at them with pebbles/dirt in them?
So many possible solutions...

[Tekike]

Shit in a box and throw at them.

[Dutchlike]

[QUOTE=Legolas;26875392]Me. :sigh:[/QUOTE]
I have 6 :smug: .

[I](only one of them is digital) [/I]

[Dryvnt]

I hope the kids will stop before OP goes rambling mad.

[Euphorium]

Find out where they live, and pour water all over their doorstep. Then when they go out to fuck with your house, they'll fall on their asses. If Grandma falls too, it's an acceptable loss.

[Capn'Underpants]

[QUOTE=thenecronlord;26889505]well you know what this means? dount you? IT MEANS WAR! go get your self a auto-matic airsoft gun (those things hurt like HELL) load up and wait for the blood shead[/QUOTE]

You are a true idiot and I hate you forever because of that post.

[[EG] Pepper]

Here is where I got shot at school by an airsoft gun
[img]http://db.tt/gEzRL2Q[/img]
That's from like 2 meters away and all it did was sting a little

Just fill a paintball gun with marbles and open fire

I guarantee They will peg it

[Green Dick]

If all else fails, try the following

If you don't already have a dog go buy one and train him to gather snow in the form of bullets (or dicks for extra humiliation)

Go buy the necessary supplies to build yourself a mounted machine turret, modify it to shoot snow bullets

And finally train your dog to reload for you

Then sit on your rocking chair and enjoy