Getting snowballs thrown at my windows 24/7 by some kids, what do? - General

marbles dont work in paintball guns, get a slingshot.

They just want a reaction, if you run out they will just run off. [editline]23rd December 2010[/editline] [QUOTE='[EG] Pepper;26904306']Here is where I got shot at school by an airsoft gun [img_thumb]http://db.tt/gEzRL2Q[/img_thumb] That's from like 2 meters away and all it did was sting a little Just fill a paintball gun with marbles and open fire I guarantee They will peg it[/QUOTE] was it this gun? [IMG_thumb]http://www.actionhobbies.co.uk/Double-Eagle-P329-quot-2-Tone-quot-BB-Gun-Special-offer_340_200_11WZN.jpg[/IMG_thumb] If they have airsoft guns call the police and say they have guns. result: armed police come to your house and if they run off they get shot.

[QUOTE=Heavy3;26907860]They just want a reaction, if you run out they will just run off. [editline]23rd December 2010[/editline] was it this gun? [IMG_thumb]http://www.actionhobbies.co.uk/Double-Eagle-P329-quot-2-Tone-quot-BB-Gun-Special-offer_340_200_11WZN.jpg[/IMG_thumb] If they have airsoft guns call the police and say they have guns. result: armed police come to your house and if they run off they get shot.[/QUOTE] nah it had the same shape as this but was camo green on top and a see through bottom with a black mag [img]http://images.hobbytron.com/ZX-043625-lg.jpg[/img]

Kidnap one of them, terrify those fuckers. Or get a gun yourself and threaten them.

Use your hose?

when they go away, compress all of the snow on your porch/garden then lay claymores, tripwires, banana skins and other such comedy pranks such as rubber chickens or pianos balanced precariously outside your window :smile:

Why are all these stories that I hear of people's problems close to this always end with them not doing shit? Quit being a fucking pussy, get out there and punch em, if they shoot you with airsoft guns, that wont hurt at all bro. And gives you an excuse in hitting them and getting away with it in court. Once again, quit being a fucking pussy.

Bullshit, police would come if they broke a window

kill them and eat their corpses

What would Walt Kowalski do?

Convert them to Communism. [highlight](User was banned for this post ("Don't revive this shitty old meme" - SteveUK))[/highlight]

[QUOTE=Prismatex;26841666]first find where they live and talk to their parents if that doesn't work, consider calling the police just to scare the kids alternatively, if you live in texas, just shoot them.[/QUOTE] Snow? In Texas? AHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!

If the cops aren't interested in helping in a case of vandalism i say you go vigilante on their asses. [editline]23rd December 2010[/editline] [QUOTE=Archonet;26913276]Snow? In Texas? AHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!![/QUOTE] It snowed here last year, and i live in the hot parts of Texas.

Flamethrower the snow balls when they come at you, then chance them down.

I'm probably late by now, but if you have a Red Rider this would be a good time to use it. :v:

[QUOTE='[LOA] SonofBrim;26919820']I'm probably late by now, but if you have a Red Rider this would be a good time to use it. :v:[/QUOTE] No way! You'll shoot your eye out!

Have you taken ANYONE'S advice? Seriously, just get the fucking police, they won't ignore you if you keep calling.

Use a harpoon gun!

Getcha motherfuckin' shotgun, kick the door out while they're there wearing nothing but a Santa hat and boxers, and scream something crazy like "DEM CLOUDS BE STEALING MY SANDWICHHH!!!" and run in their general direction shooting the shotgun in the air. Also take a video.

Just keep bugging the shit out of the cops until they come. Eventually they will or you could just lay in wait outside your house then ambush them grab one of the kids and give him a royal ass kicking. The rest of his crew will get the message.

Spell "FUCK YOURSELVES" in piss on your lawn.

Hose their driveway and entrances to their house and wait for it to freeze overnight.

tesla coil

Call cops. If they dont respond this thread is a fake.

Dump scat on them. Frozen. With chunks of corn.

[QUOTE=Death_God;26926837]Dump scat on them. Frozen. With chunks of corn.[/QUOTE] How do you dump frozen shit? They'd most likely just bounce off with their deliciousness sealed safely inside. :gonk: Did I really just say that?

Invent a massive heat ray shield and cover your house with it. Snowballs will vaporize when they hit it. [b][i]MWHAHAHAHAHHA[/i][/b]

[QUOTE=Fycix;26926875]How do you dump frozen shit? They'd most likely just bounce off with their deliciousness sealed safely inside. :gonk: Did I really just say that?[/QUOTE] Well in that case, melted. :smug:

Since its cold, go get a Siberian Tiger.

I can't find or completely remember the exact picture, but it involved some guy who phoned the police about something. They didn't do anything so he phoned again and said that he shot someone. Soon after, armed police showed up. Phone up the police and say that you stabbed one of the kids or something, sound crazy when you say it. They'll be right there.