I was browsing PMs on a forum I used to go to and randomly found this message from a user I used to have a feud with, he spoke very broken english.
This is the message
Здравствуйте, да я украинский защитник.
Иди в направлении чернобыль а испражняться на ленин, сука.
what does it say and how drunk was he
[QUOTE=NeverGoWest;52015938]I was browsing PMs on a forum I used to go to and randomly found this message from a user I used to have a feud with, he spoke very broken english.
This is the message
Здравствуйте, да я украинский защитник.
Иди в направлении чернобыль а испражняться на ленин, сука.
what does it say and how drunk was he[/QUOTE]
"Hello and yes, I am a Ukranian defender. Go to Chernobyl and defecate on Lenin, bitch."
I would say about a bottle of vodka drunk.
[QUOTE=DaBeaver;52015991]Go to Chernobyl[/QUOTE]
Not even that. "Go to Chernobyl direction and to defecate on Lenin, bitch". Nuance, man, it's all about that nuance.
Теперь это выглядит как поландболл-стайл ломанный английский. "What do you of proof".
[QUOTE=gudman;52016030]Not even that. "Go to Chernobyl direction and to defecate on Lenin, bitch". Nuance, man, it's all about that nuance.
Теперь это выглядит как поландболл-стайл ломанный английский. "What do you of proof".[/QUOTE]
Ну я пытался представить наиболее литературный перевод, но за поправку спасибо.
[QUOTE=NeverGoWest;52015938]how drunk was he[/QUOTE]
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Колбаса пожалуйста босс
The moment of realisation that I am basically reverse engineering slavic languages and cyrillic at the risk of pissing off/intensely entertaining you people.
Machine translation of sentences compiled in curved Russian by a person who by itself apparently speaks and writes on it tyap-lyap is at least funny.
By the way, Google translheight suddenly jumped up dramatically in terms of the quality of the translations. Suddenly.
Смекаешь?
[editline]27th March 2017[/editline]
It basically looks like this but even more broken. Funny indeed. :v:
Google translate russian and BYOND cyrillic is the two sacred hilarities you glorious slavs have brought to the internet. "ÂÔÎÛÛööööööoöëëëëëëëëëëäääëäeaëäeäeäeäyÿiüy" It sounds like a half-swedish frenchman having a seizure.
[QUOTE=NeverGoWest;52016504]Колбаса пожалуйста босс
The moment of realisation that I am basically reverse engineering slavic languages and cyrillic at the risk of pissing off/intensely entertaining you people.[/QUOTE]
До иот меss шith ouЯ laиguage, oтнегшise уоu шill ье sеит то gulаg
[QUOTE=NeverGoWest;52016504]Колбаса пожалуйста босс[/QUOTE]
This is like something a Russian Filthy Frank would say
б0сс
[QUOTE=Laserbeams;52018228]This is like something a Russian Filthy Frank would say
б0сс[/QUOTE]
I know a lot of russian channel clones including a 100% leafy clone, NFKRZ talked a bunch about it a while ago, I really want to see a russian filthy frank ripoff.
I would do it, but I am not Asian enough.
And I don't have pink spandex
[QUOTE=DoktorAkcel;52018614]I would do it, but I am not Asian enough.
And I don't have pink spandex[/QUOTE]
Lycra