[QUOTE=piranhamatt2;24533223]Does facepunch actually have any midgets?[/QUOTE]
yes we legally own 4 midgets at Facepunch Studios in europe.
someone forgot to feed them though so 3 of them ate the smallest one.
my midget german teacher had to drive using a booster seat, walked with a cane too, funny shit right thur
[QUOTE=ghostfais;24534119]my midget german teacher had to drive using a booster seat, walked with a cane too, funny shit right thur[/QUOTE]
Damn, I want a midget teacher.
[QUOTE=Antonahill;24534183]Damn, I want a midget teacher.[/QUOTE]
have a pic...
[IMG]http://i912.photobucket.com/albums/ac330/ghostfais/SSPX0984.jpg[/IMG]
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laughed everyfucking day...
^ thats not midget
she is in real life, maybe not legally but she is under my ribs and i am 6'2
4'9 or less is when you are legally a midget
True story, there's a midget who works at our Suzuki, Yamaha, and Honda repair place.
He rides a GSXR-600. Little dude is [I]hardcore.[/I]
[QUOTE=ThatHippyMan;24535721]True story, there's a midget who works at our Suzuki, Yamaha, and Honda repair place.
He rides a GSXR-600. Little dude is [I]hardcore.[/I][/QUOTE]
I am now scared of midgets :ohdear:
They shit from their dicks. Wait, what about the girls?
[QUOTE=LinuX;24536105]They shit from their dicks. Wait, what about the girls?[/QUOTE]
Not only do the females bleed from their vaginas, they shit out of it.
Amazing.
I myself have a midget son, and every time he has to crap I hold him up and squash him like an accordion until all of the feces is removed.
