[QUOTE=kellybear;20507447]I know you guys are trolling me which is all fine and good but in case you're actually that stupid, looking at the name of the user you're replying to can help you a lot[/QUOTE]
Maybe if I change my name to hypno-toadette, I'll be a girl too.
and whats hte deal with airline food
[QUOTE=gunvalk;20507216](yeah she looks like a dike lol)[/QUOTE]
A little bit of butch doesn't hurt if she's cute.
[editline]11:28PM[/editline]
Though that is a lot of butch
[QUOTE=Lankist;20507500]A little bit of butch doesn't hurt if she's cute.
[editline]11:28PM[/editline]
Though that is a lot of butch[/QUOTE]
I think some girls can really pull off the short hair look. You have to have the right shaped head to do it without looking like a dyke or a weirdo, though.
I work with a couple and they fucking go at it everyday at work. Always fighting, the guy snorts cocaine and spends all his money on drugs and the bitch still loves him and won't leave him.
Underneath that smile is a tormented soul.
[QUOTE=hypno-toad;20507516]I think some girls can really pull off the short hair look. You have to have the right shaped head to do it without looking like a dyke or a weirdo, though.[/QUOTE]
You have to look distinctively like a girl to pull it off.
If you look too boyish it really doesn't work.
The jawline really defines whether or not you can pull it off. Manjaw is a nogo.
[QUOTE=Bledrix;20507522]I work with a couple and they fucking go at it everyday at work. Always fighting, the guy snorts cocaine and spends all his money on drugs and the bitch still loves him and won't leave him.[/QUOTE]
Give'er a good one in the face.
[IMG]http://media.vintagecotton.com/shirt/95/pimp_hand04.gif[/IMG]
[QUOTE=Bledrix;20507522]I work with a couple and they fucking go at it everyday at work. Always fighting, the guy snorts cocaine and spends all his money on drugs and the bitch still loves him and won't leave him.[/QUOTE]
That's called "whatever, he has coke"
Women like tough guys.
It's a genetic thing.
Back in the day, tough males could defend her and the children better than weaker ones, so over generations women who were attracted to stronger males and had more children. It's natural selection.
I suppose what you like is somewhat genetic, so the mothers passed it on to their daughters. Or maybe it's the Oedipus complex at work?
By beating them it shows they're tough? Who knows.
[QUOTE=Stupideye;20507364]Hey bro, you never accepted my Facebook friend request. What the fuck man?[/QUOTE]
I'm not going to accept your "friend" request so you can just post more pictures of me, my friends, and my statuses.
Its proper to beat your woman.
[QUOTE=Woolley;20507618]I'm not going to accept your "friend" request so you can just post more pictures of me, my friends, and my statuses.[/QUOTE]
Aw man I thought we were tight man. Man, please man. Its cool man.
because women are fucking crazy next question
[QUOTE=Wayword;20507592]Women like tough guys.
It's a genetic thing.
Back in the day, tough males could defend her and the children better than weaker ones, so over generations women who were attracted to stronger males and had more children. It's natural selection.
I suppose what you like is somewhat genetic, so the mothers passed it on to their daughters. Or maybe it's the Oedipus complex at work?
By beating them it shows they're tough? Who knows.[/QUOTE]
thank you incredibly chauvinistic, credible geneticist.
[QUOTE=Lankist;20507677]thank you incredibly chauvinistic, credible geneticist.[/QUOTE]
I have a Ph.D in being awesome and a minor in counter strike.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oo0d1zTAFKA[/media]
Perfectly fine to hit a bitch
In pokemon, men are respectful of women. even brock. at least he doesn't go around saying "Lemme see your titties" He's just like "You're beautiful, wanna go out?"
at least brock fucking has SOME manners...
[QUOTE=ProboardslolV2;20507696]In pokemon, men are respectful of women. even brock. at least he doesn't go around saying "Lemme see your titties" He's just like "You're beautiful, wanna go out?"
at least brock fucking has SOME manners...[/QUOTE]
Hes like black and asian though.
This just goes back to that old addage or whatever. Men marry a woman hoping she never changes. Women marry a man hoping to change them. For some reason some women have this embedded dream fantasy where they can mold some broken hopeless man into the perfect gentleman. Where the fuck this comes from I don't know, but its the reason that 90% of women at some point in their lives will date the biggest, dumbest, most bad-for-them idiot in their community. The other 10% never break up with them.
Statistics are obviously made up.
[QUOTE=ProboardslolV2;20507696]In pokemon, men are respectful of women. even brock. at least he doesn't go around saying "Lemme see your titties" He's just like "You're beautiful, wanna go out?"
at least brock fucking has SOME manners...[/QUOTE]Yea but can Brock actually see?
Stupid feminist haircut.
[QUOTE=Stupideye;20507707]Hes like black and asian though.[/QUOTE]
Looks more like south pacific islander...
[QUOTE=Wayword;20507685]I have a Ph.D in being awesome and a minor in counter strike.[/QUOTE]
i have a doctorate in my foot up your ass
[QUOTE=Stupideye;20507707]Hes like black and asian though.[/QUOTE]
Black + Asian = Blasian?
It's the other way around for me :saddowns:
[QUOTE=ProboardslolV2;20507719]Looks more like south pacific islander...[/QUOTE]
I remember playing Pokemon when I was like 7 with my friends and I always ended up being brock and I had to keep my eyes closed all the time. Sucked.
[QUOTE=Bledrix;20507717]Yea but can Brock actually see?[/QUOTE]
[img]http://i160.photobucket.com/albums/t197/rarghgaafar/180px-Brock_with_his_eyes_open1.gif[/img]
BUAGH!
Do you guys think girls are cute when they act stupid? As in thinking that abusive, and derogatory remarks towards them from men are considered cute? Because I don't.
[QUOTE=Lankist;20507745]i have a doctorate in my foot up your ass[/QUOTE]
You've got a PhD in foot up everyone's ass Lankist.
Sorry, you need to Log In to post a reply to this thread.
