• How to Win at Life: A Tutorial
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[QUOTE=GodKing;27559293]Well I hope he'll be too busy being happy while he's busy being dead.[/QUOTE] Because losing weight = immortality.
[QUOTE=Psycho_Shadow;27559312]Because losing weight = immortality.[/QUOTE] That's what I said, right?
"being the shit feels good and even if you aren't actually the shit you can pretend to be in your mind. Plus this will subtly influence everyone around you into believing you are the shit." You cant win an arguement against this guy because even if you prove him wrong, hes still the shit.
[QUOTE=GodKing;27559369]That's what I said, right?[/QUOTE] Losing weight doesn't instantly grant a long(er) life. If he did get into shape, he would then have to maintain it, and that would probably add at most 5 years. I haven't even begun to win at life or possess a PhD, but that's my understanding. Perhaps he is content with the way he is and does not want to change. Back in the day people used to show their wealth by having a large amount of body fat. [editline]21st January 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=Gradient Sol;27559457]"being the shit feels good and even if you aren't actually the shit you can pretend to be in your mind. Plus this will subtly influence everyone around you into believing you are the shit." You cant win an arguement against this guy because even if you prove him wrong, hes still the shit.[/QUOTE] You can't win an argument with this guy simply because he's a moron.
[QUOTE=XxTheAvengerxX;27557969]Yeah, I bet your mom does. Or at least she tells you she does[/QUOTE] Cause mom jokes are [b]TOTALLY[/b] not made by 12 year olds and dumbasses right?
My rule on life? Stop fucking worrying about it, and just live it. You got one shot, make it the shot that brings down the bull.
These types of threads are why I made my guide to mediocrity thread.
this thread actually would've been better if the op put less effort into it i.e. didn't bother posting it
Op does not seem to follow step 2 himself... as a matter of fact he does not seem to use many of these steps.
[QUOTE=XxTheAvengerxX;27557346]I don't see him winning at life. Look at what you have to accomplish in order to win at life. (Hint: Top of the OP.)[/QUOTE] He has 2 kids, I really doubt he could do that without having sex. Unless he really is THAT fucking awesome
[QUOTE=MaverickIB;27557431] Don't spew bullshit like this until you've put your money where your mouth is.[/QUOTE] I've put my dick in it. Does it count?
oh hey it's this thread again
This is incredibly silly but I can't find the GIF
[QUOTE=MaverickIB;27557431]Is it already that time again? Some dipshit always rolls into FP every so often with a retarded thread like this, claiming they know all the secrets to life. Do you have a Ph.D? Are you rolling in cash (that isn't your parent's)? Hell, I doubt you've even had sex. Don't spew bullshit like this until you've put your money where your mouth is.[/QUOTE] stop posting
[QUOTE=Am I Really?;27562861]stop posting[/QUOTE] He's right though
Hey, complete shit. Getting laid is the objective of nerds and frats, all the people you want to avoid. We're saving it for marriage, I sure as hell ain't being a father till we want kids.
like having sex and a phd is what life is allllllllllllll about [img]http://www.opus-photography.net/smilies/frogoutbig.gif[/img] [editline]21st January 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=XxTheAvengerxX;27557346]I don't see him winning at life. Look at what you have to accomplish in order to win at life. (Hint: Top of the OP.)[/QUOTE] what he has to get a PHD? he has a wife hes rolling with cash and have a lot of people who love him plus hes a millionaire before even starting Valve
Jesus christ Facepunch, stop telling me how to run my life
[QUOTE=ConvolutedLogic;27557652]Avenger, just leave it alone. Don't argue with them. You tried to do a nice thing. If they're going to be dicks, ignore it.[/QUOTE] Stop posting already.
[QUOTE=XxTheAvengerxX;27557495]I go to UC Berkley and I'm working on my Ph.D. I get laid all the time and will be rolling in money as soon as I get my degree. Now get the fuck out mr. know it all.[/QUOTE] UC Berkley ain't that good. No matter how many Ph.Ds you have in your pocket they don't guarantee you work. They just make your chances better.
[QUOTE=Hullu V3;27563447]UC Berkley ain't that good. No matter how many Ph.Ds you have in your pocket they don't guarantee you work. They just make your chances better.[/QUOTE] [url]http://berkeley.edu/news/media/releases/2006/08/18_rankings.shtml[/url] I disagree. [editline]21st January 2011[/editline] Also Ph.D.s make you get paid more
[QUOTE=XxTheAvengerxX;27557437]Look at your name bud.[/QUOTE] hey can i join ur clan im fairly good at mw2 i just unlocked the g18! its so cool! is your clan tag Xx because ive been using that for years! 420 forever bro peace out
[QUOTE=Petrussen;27563544]hey can i join ur clan im fairly good at mw2 i just unlocked the g18! its so cool! is your clan tag Xx because ive been using that for years! 420 forever bro peace out[/QUOTE] Too bad cause we don't let n00bz in
[QUOTE=XxTheAvengerxX;27563564]Too bad cause we don't let n00bz in[/QUOTE] i can quikscope
[QUOTE=Petrussen;27563577]i can quikscope[/QUOTE] We don't do qu1ck5cop1ng
[QUOTE=XxTheAvengerxX;27563521][url]http://berkeley.edu/news/media/releases/2006/08/18_rankings.shtml[/url] I disagree. [editline]21st January 2011[/editline] Also Ph.D.s make you get paid more[/QUOTE] You're working on a Ph.D and couldn't even type the name of your school correctly? I guess they hand those to anyone these days. Ph.D get's you paid more if you happen to GET A JOB. Also: That was 2006 when it was the top school. Can you count how many years there are between 2011 and 2006?
[QUOTE=Hullu V3;27563595]You're working on a Ph.D and couldn't even type the name of your school correctly? I guess they hand those to anyone these days. Ph.D get's you paid more if you happen to GET A JOB.[/QUOTE] Calm down buddy I type really fast and sometimes I make mistakes
[QUOTE=XxTheAvengerxX;27563615]Calm down buddy I type really fast and sometimes I make mistakes[/QUOTE] You go to a public school. You don't know shit about typing. If you were studying in Harvard I might give your posts some tought.
[QUOTE=Hullu V3;27563625]You go to a public school. You don't know shit about typing. If you were studying in Harward I might give your posts some tought.[/QUOTE] You're an idiot because not everybody can afford Stanford, etc. Why where do you go mr. Fancy?
[QUOTE=XxTheAvengerxX;27563521][url]http://berkeley.edu/news/media/releases/2006/08/18_rankings.shtml[/url] I disagree. [editline]21st January 2011[/editline] Also Ph.D.s make you get paid more[/QUOTE] What a surprise. Berkeley lauds themselves as a good school. It would be more convincing if you posted a reputable third-party source complimenting them rather than a source straight from Berkeley. Like a Princeton review or something.
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