• How to Win at Life: A Tutorial
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[QUOTE=XxTheAvengerxX;27563651]You're an idiot because not everybody can afford Stanford, etc. Why where do you go mr. Fancy?[/QUOTE] Then what's the point of this thread? You go to a shitty school because you're a poor bastard and yet you make a thread about winning in life? This is pretty much the same if I would go and make a thread about politics, which I don't know shit about.
I'd rather live happily poor than stinking rich with a job I do not enjoy.
[QUOTE=XxTheAvengerxX;27557245][b]Get a stylish haircut like a fauxhawk.[/b][/QUOTE] :frogdowns:
I found a picture of the OP's school photo shoot. [img]http://www.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/5216903/2/istockphoto_5216903-nerd-young-man-isolated-on-white.jpg[/img]
I am a losing at life.
[QUOTE=Hullu V3;27563681]Then what's the point of this thread? You go to a shitty school because you're a poor bastard and yet you make a thread about winning in life? This is pretty much the same if I would go and make a thread about politics, which I don't know shit about.[/QUOTE] Lol I don't go to a shitty school I go to like the best public school in California and California's UC system is known for being one of the best. And I'm not poor I just can't afford 50,000 a year.
i am winning at life because i try to enjoy it
[QUOTE=XxTheAvengerxX;27563791]Lol I don't go to a shitty school I go to like the best [B]public[/B] school in California and California's UC system is known for being one of the best. And I'm not poor I just can't afford 50,000 a year.[/QUOTE] It's still a public school and it's declared as the best ONLY BY THE SCHOOL ITSELF. Post some third party evidence of your big ass claims. If you can't afford 50,000 a year, you have not won at life. Make this thread again after you've completed all the steps in the OP.
So much hate for the OP, but he's fundamentally correct if what he explained is how you strive to be. As an existentialist myself, I believe every human should set their own life goals and strive to achieve those to their full ability, so if you want to sit on your PC all day, do that! In terms of life improvement, this guide pretty much sums it up, you do have to make an effort if you wish to become a social magnate. When I came to university about a year and a half ago, it was a new chance for me to make something of myself rather than just being a computer guy who played games 60+ hours a week. Needless to say I think my life has improved a billion times since then, and I am truly happier than ever.
[QUOTE=lead_farmer;27563680]What a surprise. Berkeley lauds themselves as a good school. It would be more convincing if you posted a reputable third-party source complimenting them rather than a source straight from Berkeley. Like a Princeton review or something.[/QUOTE] Go look it up on your own time. I'm in a rush to get to my classes and I'm typing on my phone
Yeah and that's why OP is a 73 posts 2011'er.
[QUOTE=XxTheAvengerxX;27563834]Go look it up on your own time. I'm in a rush to get to my classes and I'm typing on my phone[/QUOTE] Get off facepunch numbnuts and you'll have loads of time to prepare.
[QUOTE=Hullu V3;27563827]It's still a public school and it's declared as the best ONLY BY THE SCHOOL ITSELF. Post some third party evidence of your big ass claims. If you can't afford 50,000 a year, you have not won at life. Make this thread again after you've completed all the steps in the OP.[/QUOTE] That's my parents that pay for school not me idiot
[QUOTE=SCopE5000;27563828]So much hate for the OP, but he's fundamentally correct if what he explained is how you strive to be. As an existentialist myself, I believe every human should set their own life goals and strive to achieve those to their full ability, so if you want to sit on your PC all day, do that! In terms of life improvement, this guide pretty much sums it up, you do have to make an effort if you wish to become a social magnate. When I came to university about a year and a half ago, it was a new chance for me to make something of myself rather than just being a computer guy who played games 60+ hours a week. Needless to say I think my life has improved a billion times since then, and I am truly happier than ever.[/QUOTE] There is no way to WIN AT LIFE lol This might be his vision of "winning at life", but that's just him. He shouldn't go around telling us how to live our lives. [editline]21st January 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=XxTheAvengerxX;27563859]That's my parents that pay for school not me idiot[/QUOTE] Basement dweller. Stop living from your parents and make your own living.
[QUOTE=Hullu V3;27563866]Basement dweller. Stop living from your parents and make your own living.[/QUOTE] Do you have any idea of how the world works or are you just ignorant of fucking everything. No one can pay for college themselves when they just fucking get out of high school. Their parents have to.
So, when exactly in this tutorial do I have sex? :raise:
Obviously OP is not working on a PhD because his name and the way he talks is indicative of a 12 year old. [editline]21st January 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=XxTheAvengerxX;27563928]Do you have any idea of how the world works or are you just ignorant of fucking everything. No one can pay for college themselves when they just fucking get out of high school. Their parents have to.[/QUOTE] This is not true at all. Many kids are able to pay for their own higher education. It's tough but it's possible.
Hah, this tutorial is just for me. No friends, no lover, no self-respect, and the list goes on. [i]God I hate my life...[/i]
[QUOTE=lead_farmer;27563944]Obviously OP is not working on a PhD because his name and the way he talks is indicative of a 12 year old.[/QUOTE] I'm using better grammar than you, and I'm typing while walking, on my fucking iPhone
[QUOTE=XxTheAvengerxX;27563928]Do you have any idea of how the world works or are you just ignorant of fucking everything. No one can pay for college themselves when they just fucking get out of high school. Their parents have to.[/QUOTE] Parents don't have to do shit if they don't want. They can easily tell you to get a fucking job and pay it yourself when you have the money. To my understanding there isn't a age restriction to a University. There are 50 year old students getting their Ph.Ds right this moment.
[QUOTE=Lordgeorge16;27563933]So, when exactly in this tutorial do I have sex? :raise:[/QUOTE] After following the guide girls should start liking you. Ask one out, then proceed
[b]How to win at life (US Version):[/b] Be born into a very rich family.
[QUOTE=XxTheAvengerxX;27563967]I'm using better grammar than you, and I'm typing while walking, on my fucking iPhone[/QUOTE] you type as you walk. So?
[QUOTE=Hullu V3;27563980]Parents don't have to do shit if they don't want. They can easily tell you to get a fucking job and pay it yourself when you have the money. To my understanding there isn't a age restriction to a University. There are 50 year old students getting their Ph.Ds right this moment.[/QUOTE] Jesus Christ you're an idiot. It would be impossible to get a job that pays enough to go to college without actually going to college. No one fucking waits, with the exception of community college transfers. You either don't live in the USA or you are just 8 years old. There's no way you wouldn't already know this stuff.
[QUOTE=XxTheAvengerxX;27563990]After following the guide girls should start liking you. Ask one out, then proceed[/QUOTE] After you.
[QUOTE=Matrix374;27564014]you type as you walk. So?[/QUOTE] It makes it hard to type, especially on an iPhone [editline]21st January 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=Hullu V3;27564028]After you.[/QUOTE] Wow you're hilarious
[QUOTE=XxTheAvengerxX;27564027]Jesus Christ you're an idiot. It would be impossible to get a job that pays enough to go to college without actually going to college. No one fucking waits, with the exception of community college transfers. You either don't live in the USA or you are just 8 years old. There's no way you wouldn't already know this stuff.[/QUOTE] You got all the time in the world to work at McDonalds and get some money together. As I said [B]there is no age restriction to any universities. You can apply to them even if you were 80 years old.[/B] Your responds pretty much tell me that this thread is full of bullshit, because even you can't follow the rules you gave us.
[QUOTE=XxTheAvengerxX;27563967]I'm using better grammar than you, and I'm typing while walking, on my fucking iPhone[/QUOTE] You got a conjunction there buddy. No need for that first comma. I don't care about your iPhone. Get off your high horse.
OP Claims to have knowledge in physcology and yet this Ph. D winner at life couldn't see his own reasons for posting this thread. So allow me to convey the conundrum I find myself in after reading your post. Was it to help others as you would have us think? On the internet? If so you're doing God's work, good luck my friend. Was it to establish your credibility? On the internet? Mission accomplished. My favorite reason and the one I find most probable, you're the polar opposite of the person you describe in your post. Posting this makes you feel better. You're some bored dude looking for kicks. If so, why not take your own brilliant advice and make some friends to hang out with. Everything in your post is common sense we all learned after reading our first fairy tale at age 6.
[QUOTE=XxTheAvengerxX;27564037]It makes it hard to type, especially on an iPhone[/quote] your point? i can read dodging people while walking in a crowded mall intelligence has nothing to do with how well your motor skills work
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