• How to Win at Life: A Tutorial
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[QUOTE=XxTheAvengerxX;27623239]To say that he loled[/QUOTE] we dont need to know that he laughed
If I were like this guy: [img]http://www.qcms.org/images/will_wright_image.jpg[/img] Then I would win at life.
Honestly, people learn how to live by living. None of these terrible threads do anything.
[QUOTE=Matrix374;27623419]we dont need to know that he laughed[/QUOTE] It is vital information. [editline]23rd January 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=Rubs10;27623431]If I were like this guy: [img_thumb]http://www.qcms.org/images/will_wright_image.jpg[/img_thumb] Then I would win at life.[/QUOTE] They're called thumbnails buddy, use 'em.
[QUOTE=Zukriuchen;27623951]Honestly, people learn how to live by living. None of these terrible threads do anything.[/QUOTE] If people are unhappy they might need help, that's what these threads are designed to do.
[QUOTE=yawmwen;27624327]If people are unhappy they might need help, that's what these threads are designed to do.[/QUOTE] How is "Get laid, get a doctrine, and become rich like I will" going to help people?
OP is a fat kid in parent's basement thinking he knows how to be successful.
Ok I followed everything in the tutorial but the hd minecraft patcher isn't working still, just shows up as an error when I run the exe.
[QUOTE=emPiRe14;27625104]Ok I followed everything in the tutorial but the hd minecraft patcher isn't working still, just shows up as an error when I run the exe.[/QUOTE] Wrong thread? [QUOTE=W00tbeer1;27624807]OP is a fat kid in parent's basement thinking he knows how to be successful.[/QUOTE] Someone makes a guide? HE'S OBVIOUSLY FAT
[QUOTE=Apache249;27624770]How is "Get laid, get a doctrine, and become rich like I will" going to help people?[/QUOTE] I'm talking about the self-help threads in general.
If you wanna win at life, you, Step 1: Don't make a thread on Facepunch on how to win at life. Step 2: Be your self.
[QUOTE=yawmwen;27625217]I'm talking about the self-help threads in general.[/QUOTE] Well you said "these threads" which includes this one, which consists of what I said earlier.
[QUOTE=Apache249;27625448]Well you said "these threads" which includes this one, which consists of what I said earlier.[/QUOTE] So?
why are you guys taking this thread seriously? it's like we've never seen this kind of thread before. ugh op you forgot to mention to win at life you need to be a facepuncher, that way people like you.
[QUOTE=yawmwen;27625462]So?[/QUOTE] So how does the OP help people be happy?
This is just someone trying to brag and thinly veiling it as a tutorial. "This is what I do, everyone do their best to be like me because I'm #1" Congrats, you are now widely disliked! I look forward to avoiding any future threads you make :bravo:
[QUOTE=Apache249;27625927]So how does the OP help people be happy?[/QUOTE] I said these threads in general. Is this a hard concept for you to grasp?
[QUOTE=gotskilz4u;27625376]If you wanna win at life, you, Step 1: Don't make a thread on Facepunch on how to win at life. Step 2: Be your self.[/QUOTE]Step 2, for me at least, is the problem.
[QUOTE=Sgt Doom;27628542]Step 2, for me at least, is the problem.[/QUOTE] Being yourself is a lot easier said than done. Most people have instincts that tell them to fit in with a group, to assimilate. Being yourself is just a matter of looking out for your own interests. What do you want to do? Don't worry about what the group thinks. In fact groups often center around the people who don't worry about what the group wants. It shows initiative and is very "alpha" behavior.
The Secret to life is "Thoughts Become Things". If you think are you are rich, you will be rich.
[QUOTE=ConvolutedLogic;27557611]This is disheartening. He's just trying to offer his two cents at being successful and people dump all over him. You don't have to agree with him but you don't have to treat him like he's a fool.[/QUOTE] This is all vaguely familiar, isn't it, Convoluted? i'm really late but OH WELL it NEEDED to be SAID
Fauxhawks aren't cool. They're just douchey.
[QUOTE=Shoupie;27638957]Fauxhawks aren't cool. They're just douchey.[/QUOTE] Wow because a hairstyle totally dictates your personality
Fuck you, i'll do whatever the fuck I want in life, I don't need any bullshit confidence to do what I want to do.
[QUOTE=SpaceGhost;27641648]Fuck you, i'll do whatever the fuck I want in life, I don't need any bullshit confidence to do what I want to do.[/QUOTE] Yeah, only [i]idiots][/i] have confidence. [QUOTE=Shoupie;27641976]I said fauxhawks are douchey, not the people wearing them.[/QUOTE] Yeah, just like that piece of plastic is a bit of a dick sometimes and that pencil is narcissistic.
Thanks for this extremely useful guide, OP. Before reading, had no idea that taking care of yourself and being social would get you anywhere in life. Also what is this "confidence" of which you speak? I sure as hell have never seen a thread on here talking about it before. /sarcasm
[QUOTE=SomeRandomGuy18;27641426]Wow because a hairstyle totally dictates your personality[/QUOTE] I said fauxhawks are douchey, not the people wearing them.
While the four criteria for winning at life are wrong, the five steps he listed are spot on. A little confidence never hurt anybody, and knowing people can really help you in life.
[QUOTE=Shoupie;27641976]I said fauxhawks are douchey, not the people wearing them.[/QUOTE] Well I said your posts are stupid, not you. oh wait
[QUOTE=SomeRandomGuy18;27642336]Well I said your posts are stupid, not you. oh wait[/QUOTE] You're not very smart. The gentleman making the fauxhawk comment was stating that people with fauxhawks seem to have the appearance that a good number of people interpret as "douchey". In my experience, people with that particular hairstyle are dipshits, so I have come to associate the hairstyle with the attitude that they have. Is this wrong? Yes. Do I care? Hell no.
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