• How EP3 would look on the NES
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I laughed at Keith's adventures.
This is so much better than the official games since you don't have Alyx "Ms. Jar Jar Binks" Vance stuck with you. Valve can't write a decent female character at all. She's a weak, fragile crybaby who has to be saved all the time and swoons over a [i]white man[/i]. What an insult to her gender and race. The ending of EP2 is one of the most racist and sexist things ever in a video game. The last thing women need is a "heroine" who ends a game by [i]crying[/i]. It makes my blood boil just typing this. It's beyond disgusting to see that Half-Life is reduced to what it is these days. Just more proof that every single game made past 2000 is objectively a piece of rat shit. If there was any kind of justice, Then making a bad game should have the entire development team punished by death to weed out the sub-human trash that clogs this once-great industry.
Ending was funny.
[QUOTE=Mr. Cool Gamer;27390984]I dunno shit[/QUOTE] Ha ha. You know her FUCKIN FATHER was killed.
[QUOTE=Mr. Cool Gamer;27390984]This is so much better than the official games since you don't have Alyx "Ms. Jar Jar Binks" Vance stuck with you. Valve can't write a decent female character at all. She's a weak, fragile crybaby who has to be saved all the time and swoons over a [i]white man[/i]. What an insult to her gender and race. The ending of EP2 is one of the most racist and sexist things ever in a video game. The last thing women need is a "heroine" who ends a game by [i]crying[/i]. It makes my blood boil just typing this. It's beyond disgusting to see that Half-Life is reduced to what it is these days. Just more proof that every single game made past 2000 is objectively a piece of rat shit. If there was any kind of justice, Then making a bad game should have the entire development team punished by death to weed out the sub-human trash that clogs this once-great industry.[/QUOTE] You're a retarded little kid. Half Life didn't even have much of a story until Half Life 2 came, you moron. Half Life 2 and it's episodes have some of the best story and characters EVER.
I'll just leave this here [url]steam://install/92[/url] [editline]14:55[/editline] Pageking Content. :smile:
Gasoline burns, doesn't it? GYUUUUYYEAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
[QUOTE=Mr. Cool Gamer;27390984]:crying:[/QUOTE] Great troll. If you're [I]not[/I] trolling, then Jesus, get a mental evaluation if something like [B]that[/B] makes your blood boil.
[QUOTE=Ver;27394381]Best troll 2011. If you're not trolling then Jesus Christ get a mental evaluation if something like [i]that[/i] makes your blood boil.[/QUOTE] I like how all i got in response was a bunch of dumb ratings and fanboys telling me how "wrong" i am. I am trying to provoke [i]Intelligent Debate here[/i]. Racism and Sexism in Video Games is at pandemic levels and Valve's writing team is only making the issue worse. So is it wrong to be angry about the sickening racist and sexist writing Valve, Along with the rest of Gaming does? I think not. Alyx Vance is a walking stereotype. A dull and generic tough girl who Valve constantly shoves into your face. She is a walking insult to women and minorities and should have never been concepted let alone allowed into the public eye. If any of you had a working brain and worthwhile genes, You would agree with me. But of course, Facepunch is made of blind white anti-intellectual Valve fanboys who refuse to criticize Half-Life 2 and refuse to see that, by [i]any worthwhile standard[/i] is it an [b]Objectively Horrible Game[/b]. So, Instead of dismissing me, How about actually having a debate and use [i]facts[/i] rather than cowering behind one-line insults and dumb ratings? Or are you just spineless manchildren who can't accept the simple fact that gaming is for sub-human trash?
[QUOTE=Mr. Cool Gamer;27396952]I like how all i got in response was a bunch of dumb ratings and fanboys telling me how "wrong" i am. I am trying to provoke [i]Intelligent Debate here[/i]. Racism and Sexism in Video Games is at pandemic levels and Valve's writing team is only making the issue worse. So is it wrong to be angry about the sickening racist and sexist writing Valve, Along with the rest of Gaming does? I think not. Alyx Vance is a walking stereotype. A dull and generic tough girl who Valve constantly shoves into your face. She is a walking insult to women and minorities and should have never been concepted let alone allowed into the public eye. If any of you had a working brain and worthwhile genes, You would agree with me. But of course, Facepunch is made of blind white anti-intellectual Valve fanboys who refuse to criticize Half-Life 2 and refuse to see that, by [i]any worthwhile standard[/i] is it an [b]Objectively Horrible Game[/b]. So, Instead of dismissing me, How about actually having a debate and use [i]facts[/i] rather than cowering behind one-line insults and dumb ratings? Or are you just spineless manchildren who can't accept the simple fact that gaming is for sub-human trash?[/QUOTE] Sexist AND racist? Alyx is mix raced (NOT RACIST) and definitely bot sexist. She isn't super attractive, with an exaggerated body. She isn't TOO tough either. She also has a very interesting and developed personality. The only one who see these nonexistent "issues" is you. And gaming is for "sunhuman trash"? Why are you on Facepunch if you don't like gaming? This entire site was made by a gamer who made a game/mod! (LOL, the only one to rate him agree is himself!)
[QUOTE=Mr. Cool Gamer;27396952]I like how all i got in response was a bunch of dumb ratings and fanboys telling me how "wrong" i am. I am trying to provoke [i]Intelligent Debate here[/i]. Racism and Sexism in Video Games is at pandemic levels and Valve's writing team is only making the issue worse. So is it wrong to be angry about the sickening racist and sexist writing Valve, Along with the rest of Gaming does? I think not. Alyx Vance is a walking stereotype. A dull and generic tough girl who Valve constantly shoves into your face. She is a walking insult to women and minorities and should have never been concepted let alone allowed into the public eye. If any of you had a working brain and worthwhile genes, You would agree with me. But of course, Facepunch is made of blind white anti-intellectual Valve fanboys who refuse to criticize Half-Life 2 and refuse to see that, by [i]any worthwhile standard[/i] is it an [b]Objectively Horrible Game[/b]. So, Instead of dismissing me, How about actually having a debate and use [i]facts[/i] rather than cowering behind one-line insults and dumb ratings? Or are you just spineless manchildren who can't accept the simple fact that gaming is for sub-human trash?[/QUOTE] Turn a simple EP3 parody thread in to a simple flame war, nice job idiot! [editline]13th January 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=CakeMaster7;27398015] And gaming is for "sunhuman trash"? Why are you on Facepunch if you don't like gaming? This entire site was made by a gamer who made a game/mod![/QUOTE] Funny thing is his name is "Mr. Cool Gamer". But he hates gaming. COMMON SENSE IS GONE IN IDIOTS THESE DAYS
[QUOTE=SFC3;27398188]Turn a simple EP3 parody thread in to a simple flame war, nice job idiot! [editline]13th January 2011[/editline] Funny thing is his name is "Mr. Cool Gamer". But he hates gaming. COMMON SENSE IS GONE IN IDIOTS THESE DAYS[/QUOTE] I KNOW! (lol)
[QUOTE=gsp1995;27280284]I knew I recognized that Gordon Freeman from somewhere: [img_thumb]http://www.freeimagehosting.net/uploads/14103b1c01.png[/img_thumb][/QUOTE] [img]http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4115/4794458212_c87cfee66f_b.jpg[/img] :colbert:
Mr. Cool Gamer, stop rating yourself. It only completes the impression of the stereotypical butthurt troll.
bravo coolgamer this is really entertaining, please continue
[QUOTE=Mr. Cool Gamer;27390984]This is so much better than the official games since you don't have Alyx "Ms. Jar Jar Binks" Vance stuck with you. Valve can't write a decent female character at all. She's a weak, fragile crybaby who has to be saved all the time and swoons over a [i]white man[/i]. What an insult to her gender and race. The ending of EP2 is one of the most racist and sexist things ever in a video game. The last thing women need is a "heroine" who ends a game by [i]crying[/i]. It makes my blood boil just typing this. It's beyond disgusting to see that Half-Life is reduced to what it is these days. Just more proof that every single game made past 2000 is objectively a piece of rat shit. If there was any kind of justice, Then making a bad game should have the entire development team punished by death to weed out the sub-human trash that clogs this once-great industry.[/QUOTE] Oh god my dad died, but it's cool because I'm an INDEPENDENT YOUNG WOMAN WITH A WIDE ARRAY OF OPEN CHOICES FOR MY FUTURE.
[QUOTE=Mr. Cool Gamer;27396952]Or are you just spineless manchildren who can't accept the simple fact that gaming is for sub-human trash?[/QUOTE] Then what the fuck are you doing on facepunch? Oh wait it's a troll, please carry on.
[QUOTE=john_frohman;27444144]Then what the fuck are you doing on facepunch? Oh wait it's a troll, please carry on.[/QUOTE] Exactly.
[QUOTE=john_frohman;27444144]Then what the fuck are you doing on facepunch? Oh wait it's a troll, please carry on.[/QUOTE] [IMG]http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3472/3367265715_96427509c4.jpg?v=0[/IMG]
So rather then debate the points i present, You flame me. How very mature of you, Facepunch. My points still stand. Alyx Vance is an insult to her race and gender and the fact that she is held as an example of a good or even decent character is sickening and speaks volumes about her appeal to fat white nerds who need a women to cling to in order to forget their depressing lives. Then again, I guess i shouldn't have expected progressive portrayals of minorities from a company ran by fat white trash. If you are actually interested in debating the point, There's an excellent thread on the Something Awful Forums about minorities in video games where your [i]precious[/i] Alyx Vance is repeatedly cited as an insulting and backwards stereotype who's writers should have been killed for making.
I like how you rated yourself. Alyx isn't nessisarily a great example of a female character but she isn't like the majority of femal characters which always must have huge tits and look totally hot to the audience they are targeting.
[QUOTE=Phycosymo;27544077]I like how you rated yourself. Alyx isn't nessisarily a great example of a female character but she isn't like the majority of femal characters which always must have huge tits and look totally hot to the audience they are targeting.[/QUOTE] The fact she is seen as even a decent character is telling of the rock-bottom standards this entire industry now has. Games are below even Anime and Comic Books in terms of storytelling thanks to you, Who continue to tolerate the garbage the industry feeds you. How about you actually pull your head out of the gutter and read some fine literature for once? Alyx Vance is a regressive portrayal of a female minority. The fact that she regularly swoons over a [i]white man[/i] is beyond sickening and telling of Valve's attitude to social issues.
[QUOTE=Mr. Cool Gamer;27545796]The fact she is seen as even a decent character is telling of the rock-bottom standards this entire industry now has. Games are below even Anime and Comic Books in terms of storytelling thanks to you, Who continue to tolerate the garbage the industry feeds you. How about you actually pull your head out of the gutter and read some fine literature for once? Alyx Vance is a regressive portrayal of a female minority. The fact that she regularly swoons over a [i]white man[/i] is beyond sickening and telling of Valve's attitude to social issues.[/QUOTE] She doesn't 'swoon over a white man.' She's mix-raced, thus not being black, and you [i]save her ass repeatedly[/i] so she is generous towards Freeman for a reason. Furthermore, you would probably cry too if your father, who you tried to break into an alien force's most-heavily defended prison facility on the entire planet to rescue and whom you've spent days trying to reunite with, gets his brain mulched in seconds before your very eyes and you can't even do shit to stop it. Of course, you're rating yourself agree and trying to troll everyone, so i'll just leave the arguement there.
[QUOTE=RikohZX;27546045]She doesn't 'swoon over a white man.' She's mix-raced, thus not being black, and you [i]save her ass repeatedly[/i] so she is generous towards Freeman for a reason. Furthermore, you would probably cry too if your father, who you tried to break into an alien force's most-heavily defended prison facility on the entire planet to rescue and whom you've spent days trying to reunite with, gets his brain mulched in seconds before your very eyes and you can't even do shit to stop it. Of course, you're rating yourself agree and trying to troll everyone, so i'll just leave the arguement there.[/QUOTE] Thank you for this intelligent and very true information. And dude, stop rating yourself Agree just to make yourself think someone gives a fuck about your wrong opinion.
[QUOTE=Mr. Cool Gamer;27545796]The fact she is seen as even a decent character is telling of the rock-bottom standards this entire industry now has. Games are below even Anime and Comic Books in terms of storytelling thanks to you, Who continue to tolerate the garbage the industry feeds you. How about you actually pull your head out of the gutter and read some fine literature for once? Alyx Vance is a regressive portrayal of a female minority. The fact that she regularly swoons over a [i]white man[/i] is beyond sickening and telling of Valve's attitude to social issues.[/QUOTE] You're a riot. :v:
Mr. Cool Gamer? More like Mr. Butthurt Preacher.
[QUOTE=Mr.Cookie;27549105]Mr. Cool Gamer? More like Mr. Butthurt Preacher.[/QUOTE] Exactly. If he isn't a troll then he must be plain retarded.
A troll wants you to get mad and reply and that's what you're doing.
[QUOTE=DiscoBiscut;27549510]A troll wants you to get mad and reply and that's what you're doing.[/QUOTE] No, it isn't. I am finding this very amusing, and that means the troll failed. So get this, [b]HE EVEN FAILS AT TROLLING!![/b]
Actually on topic: How do you upload such a giant, browser-raping video on YouTube? When I clicked the thingy my computer was unresponsive for several minutes.
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