• My Computer is in the dining room.
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Haha, you have a father who actually buys you something nice! Wait... :crying:
[QUOTE=Angua;17778875]Haha, you have a father who actually buys you something nice! Wait... :crying:[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=5tolognadriS;17765204]No, no, no, don't stop yet, you had it![/QUOTE] .
stop being 14
[QUOTE=bobste;17779096]stop being 14[/QUOTE] its easy here is how you do it in a one step proces 1. get older
[QUOTE=Umi-hebi;17779138]its easy here is how you do it in a one step proces 1. get older[/QUOTE] Haha that's ea- I fucked it up
Explain to your dad that he is dumb for putting it in the dining room because it has the potential for food to get all over it and make it dirty. [sp]If he doesn't believe that, then have an "accident" where you spill soup or something all over the keyboard[/sp]. Then, hopefully, he'll be like "Oh man, this is a bad place for the computer! Where should I put it?!" You: "My room.". I really hope that helps you, because I know how much it sucks to have a awesome computer in a horrible place with damn privacy. EDIT: 800 posts, finally, I guess.
[QUOTE=Audio7;17772581]I bought my computer with my own money. I put it in the front room because i felt scared i was going to turn into somekind of social outcast or something. It works out pretty well because you can watch TV and have family conversations.[/QUOTE] this.
1. I am used to this using a PC in my room, but when my parents are constantly checking in on what I'm doing, it obviously pisses me off. 2.I am ALWAYS outside. I live on a street with 26 friends, yes they are all my friends( I am that fortunate :smug:). 3.I am going to get my own PC when I work up enough money.
[QUOTE=Riotashuma;17770935]Title should explain my misfortune. I have a great, fast computer. Good Internet Connection. Decent amount of ram, and a brand new CPU! Yea! One fucking problem,It's in the dining room... Yes that's right, It's next to impossible to sneak a bit of porn in there. Or swear into my mic on Counter-Strike. It's fucking bull shit, and this PC isn't exactly mine, my dad bought it, but put it here! What's even worse is that it's right across my mom and dad's bedroom. This fucking sucks.[/QUOTE] You can't have it all dear.
Mines in the bathroom. :downs:
[QUOTE=markg06;17770977]Ha I was guessing that you were 13 and think that everything should revolve around you.[/QUOTE] I'm sorry but that's not how my mind works believe it or not. I hate self centered people.
[QUOTE=NO ONE;17779362]Explain to your dad that he is dumb for putting it in the dining room because it has the potential for food to get all over it and make it dirty. [sp]If he doesn't believe that, then have an "accident" where you spill soup or something all over the keyboard[/sp]. Then, hopefully, he'll be like "Oh man, this is a bad place for the computer! Where should I put it?!" You: "My room.". I really hope that helps you, because I know how much it sucks to have a awesome computer in a horrible place with damn privacy. EDIT: 800 posts, finally, I guess.[/QUOTE] ''Son, you broke the keyboard by spilling soup on it, I guess this is proof it should be yours and therefore in your room''
[QUOTE=TurtlePower;17772596]How about just jack off when the family's not home??[/QUOTE] This works of course.
[QUOTE=wewt!;17777216][b][i]Solution:[/i][/b] Go mow some lawns.[/QUOTE] This guy's right you know. Better grab your knocking hand and a paper with old ladies' addresses.
[QUOTE=NO ONE;17779362]Explain to your dad that he is dumb for putting it in the dining room because it has the potential for food to get all over it and make it dirty. [sp]If he doesn't believe that, then have an "accident" where you spill soup or something all over the keyboard[/sp]. Then, hopefully, he'll be like "Oh man, this is a bad place for the computer! Where should I put it?!" You: "My room.". I really hope that helps you, because I know how much it sucks to have a awesome computer in a horrible place with damn privacy. EDIT: 800 posts, finally, I guess.[/QUOTE] No this forget these solutions, when I get a new room, I will buy a cheap PC. And when I get some money I'll work on it.
Best not swear. People might choke on their food, then you'll have plenty of quiet to play to.
[QUOTE=AwesomeDino;17780722]This guy's right you know. Better grab your knocking hand and a paper with old ladies' addresses.[/QUOTE] Mowing lawns is alright. And Paper route is all right. I have done these all, but they didn't work out to well. I'll reconsider.
reminds me of how I didn't make a thread about my computer being in the living room and having parental controls
i jack off to my family eating in the dining room so i don't see the whole commotion about this.
[QUOTE=Riotashuma;17770935]Title should explain my misfortune. I have a great, fast computer. Good Internet Connection. Decent amount of ram, and a brand new CPU! Yea! One fucking problem,It's in the dining room... Yes that's right, It's next to impossible to sneak a bit of porn in there. Or swear into my mic on Counter-Strike. It's fucking bull shit, and this PC isn't exactly mine, my dad bought it, but put it here! What's even worse is that it's right across my mom and dad's bedroom. This fucking sucks. And It's not like I want it to be in my room, The entire family would be in my room trying to use it. I'll get my own soon, I just need to work up enough money.[/QUOTE] $900 for a core i5 /w 1TB HDD, 4 GB DDR3-1600, ATI Radeon 4870, 750w PSU. I'd say, FUCK YEAH! P.S: If you're a cheapass, get a little Core 2 Duo and OC that bitch until it bursts into flame.
Holy mother of fuck, I thought I was the only one. It's in the kitchen for me though, but close enough. And don't tell me to get my own computer, where the fuck am I supposed to get that much money? And besides, right here is the only place in the house where the internet works. (I have wireless internet)
[QUOTE=Mister B;17781730]Holy mother of fuck, I thought I was the only one. It's in the kitchen for me though, but close enough. And don't tell me to get my own computer, where the fuck am I supposed to get that much money? And besides, right here is the only place in the house where the internet works. (I have wireless internet)[/QUOTE] Go mow some god damn lawns!
Pffft that's nothing. My computer is in the backroom/changing room where we keep our clothes because me, my brother, and my mom don't have rooms. (We all sleep in the living room, and our grandparents share a room.) So please don't bitch when you actually have a room. You don't know what it's like to sleep on a couch, right next to your brother and your mom every night.
The public location makes porn more sporting
[QUOTE=Riotashuma;17770935]Title should explain my misfortune. I have a great, fast computer. Good Internet Connection. Decent amount of ram, and a brand new CPU! Yea! One fucking problem,It's in the dining room... Yes that's right, It's next to impossible to sneak a bit of porn in there. Or swear into my mic on Counter-Strike. It's fucking bull shit, and this PC isn't exactly mine, my dad bought it, but put it here! What's even worse is that it's right across my mom and dad's bedroom. This fucking sucks. And It's not like I want it to be in my room, The entire family would be in my room trying to use it. I'll get my own soon, I just need to work up enough money.[/QUOTE] Man you described my situation perfectly. Good thing for iPod touch, or I would never be able to watch porn ever again.
[QUOTE=SantanaDVX;17784031]Man you described my situation perfectly. Good thing for iPod touch, or I would never be able to watch porn ever again.[/QUOTE] Yea I don't even have one of those. :sigh:
[QUOTE=Mardy;17771387]Buy a new monitor place it in your room and get a really long vga cord.[/QUOTE] Buy a really cheap computer and put it in your room, then connect the monitor/mouse/keyboard in the dining room up to that one and vice versa. No-one will ever know...
Or, you could just not watch porn and swear on CS. Honestly, if you need porn to get horny, you must not have much of a life or an imagination. Why can't you jack-off in the goddamn bathroom with some good old-fashioned pictures like normal people? My computer is in my living room and it faces out to where everyone can see it. You don't see my bawwing over it.
Hey maybe we can sneak some xtra large porn pictures in random threads so when you sitting there reading you mom walks by and sees some anal sex.
[QUOTE=Combine_dumb;17771111]When did 14 become the new 12?[/QUOTE] when they got older
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