The Dark Knight Rises - By Christopher Nolan. ->Use spoiler tags<-

[Webby2020]

[QUOTE=Dan2593;36749660]Regarding the sexy cane:
Slipped on the soap in his shower and busted a muscle in his back. He managed to crawl his naked ass downstairs to ask Alfred for help but had no idea Alfred had thrown a surprise birthday party. They all laughed really fucking hard at Bruce for hours. The Avengers were invited too and they sat in the corner throwing money at him and Bruce writhed on the floor in pain shouting "I'LL GET YOU BACK, YOU FUCKS. YOU FUCKING WAIT. FUCK YOU".

Trust me I've seen the film.[/QUOTE]

And then Bruce Wayne turned into Bane and the original Bane guy becomes Batman while Joseph Gordon Levitt and Marion Cotillard wake up and realize that the whole plot of TDKR was inception by Commissioner Gordor.

Best picture of year all years.

[DarthStardust]

Now you're just being silly

[Webby2020]

AM I?

[Niven]

[img]http://i.imgur.com/dge5v.jpg[/img]

Fucking HOT

[shian]

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1-GkQihKYvM&feature=player_embedded#![/media]

[DarthStardust]

That was really well made. Like really well done. But I can't help but feel it had some lost potential.

And what's with the stupidly long intro. Youtube videos don't need intros. That's like signing off a casual email with your name.

[marden]

Damn, where do people get these Batman costumes?

[Occlusion2018]

[QUOTE=Niven;36764280][img]http://i.imgur.com/dge5v.jpg[/img]

Fucking HOT[/QUOTE]

I think a little add on hat for the mask would be better.

[GodKing]

[QUOTE=Marden;36765830]Damn, where do people get these Batman costumes?[/QUOTE]

Why do people get these costumes?

[DarthStardust]

Well basically if I had to really annoy my neighbours with little effort and slight enjoyment, I would probably shit all over their flowerbeds. They'd look out the window and see me and I'd get into trouble etc. Now if I could do that in a Bane costume- Or even better- a Batman costume, then I'd enjoy myself even more, and my neighbours would probably enjoy it too and I'd shout "IT'S NOT WHO YOU ARE INSIDE BUT WHAT YOU POOOOO THAT DEFINES YOU". They wouldn't know it's me, they'd call up the cops like "Oh my god! hahaha, dude, Batman is shitting on my lawn". I'd do other pranks too like run really fast down a hill and then once I've built up momentum I'd kick somebody in the balls at the bottom of the hill. The whole time I'll shout the 60's theme song. On Sundays after midnight mass I'd swoop down on the church goers in my gear shouting "I AM THE DEVIL BITCH". I've basically got a diary full of shit I'd do.

That's why you get these costumes.

[TunnelSnake]

thats a great way to get a face full of mace

if youre lucky that is

[PuppetSeagull]

I got midnight tickets :v:

[Webby2020]

If you were unlucky you'd be tazed by the cops.

If you were REALLY unlucky the real Batman will come and beat the hell out of you.

[GodKing]

[QUOTE=Webby2020;36775390]If you were unlucky you'd be tazed by the cops.

If you were REALLY unlucky the real Batman will come and beat the hell out of you.[/QUOTE]

Well at least you wouldn't be wearing hockey pads.

[postmanX3]

Just bought tickets to see Batman Begins, The Dark Knight, and then the Dark Knight Rises on Thursday night. Get hype.

[thrawn2787]

i'm just going to watch bb and tdk at home since real imaxes aren't doing that deal (most AMC imaxes aren't real)

[Mr Snrub]

So pumped to see this movie friday night. My first imax movie

[DarthStardust]

[QUOTE=Webby2020;36775390]If you were unlucky you'd be tazed by the cops.

If you were REALLY unlucky the real Batman will come and beat the hell out of you.[/QUOTE]

I'd run away really fast shouting "HARVEY DENT. CAN WE TRUST HIM"

Batman loves it when I take the piss.

[mr purple hippo]

Just bought my tickets for a Dark Knight marathon, so stoked

[shian]

In case people think I'm lying about getting tdkr marathon tickets for free:
[Img]http://a7.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/278139_10151252913576622_1789103014_o.jpg[/img]

[thrawn2787]

so don't read any reviews or articles about this movie. [B]at all[/B]. i was reading an article about good reviews for this and tried to skim over the synopsis (which i figured wouldn't be spoilery) but i hit a spoiler (even if it was a predictable one). i just wanted to see the good things people had to say and who was saying it.

[BROSEPH]

TDKR world premiere is today at 6pm EST

watch the stream here: [url]http://www.facebook.com/thedarkknightrises/app_478935342134902?ref=ts[/url]

[JoeJohns]

Hardy isn't getting the Oscar-worthy acclaim I wanted him to, going by these reviews. :(

[shian]

I have the secret urge to spoil everyone here immediately after watching it but I'm not a asshole

[editline]16th July 2012[/editline]

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Anyone?

[joem1k]

oh wow people actually think david letterman spoiled the ending when he clearly states afterwards he was kidding around

[void~]

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my friends that work at the local AMC just posted this

man of steel trailer

ooo

can't wait for wednesday

[thrawn2787]

i'm more excited for new hobbit trailer

[void~]

[QUOTE=thrawn2787;36798121]i'm more excited for new hobbit trailer[/QUOTE]

it's the first trailer

it's already out

[Patroclus Rex]

[QUOTE=thrawn2787;36784578]i'm just going to watch bb and tdk at home since real imaxes aren't doing that deal (most AMC imaxes aren't real)[/QUOTE]

You mean they're those prop buildings that're just wooden walls painted like an IMAX?

[Lazor]

haha i've got a real imax a few minutes away from me owned fuckers

[editline]16th July 2012[/editline]

[QUOTE=Patroclus Rex;36798557]You mean they're those prop buildings that're just wooden walls painted like an IMAX?[/QUOTE]

most imaxes are digital i guess which have smaller screens/resolution than a real imax