Have you ever kicked someone's ass? - General

[QUOTE=Payne IV;16986491]I did this Wednesday actually, haha. His name was Jeff. He was talking to my girlfriend over texts and then decided to send a pic of his penis (which was small btw). So I took her phone, asked him to meet up so we could "hookup" and proceeded to kick his ass at the park.[/QUOTE] isn't that kind of your girl friend's fault

I punched a guy in the face once because he popped out from behind a door and scared the shit out of me. He fell into the wall and I walked away. When I saw him at lunch he had a ice pack.

[QUOTE=HellNaw;16970939]Twice as me, we got nowhere but few punches and got separated by teachers i prefer to stay out of fights, low profile.[/QUOTE] Same, although on the second time the other guy cried.

Now everyone, I think we've all learned an important lesson today. Words are much more powerfull that violence. Because the violent ones always get manipulated into arguments by the one who uses words. If you're wondering what the hell I'm talking about, go back to the bottom of page 6 and look at my post. Follow the argument that ensues. That was all caused by a single sentence. Words are more powerful than you think.

I've gotten my ass kicked.

[quote=partypancake;16986552]now everyone, i think we've all learned an important lesson today. Words are much more powerfull that violence. Because the violent ones always get manipulated into arguments by the one who uses words. If you're wondering what the hell i'm talking about, go back to the bottom of page 6 and look at my post. Follow the argument that ensues. That was all caused by a single sentence. Words are more powerful than you think.[/quote] [b]silence! I kill you![/b]

[QUOTE=PartyPancake;16986552]Now everyone, I think we've all learned an important lesson today. Words are much more powerfull that violence. Because the violent ones always get manipulated into arguments by the one who uses words. If you're wondering what the hell I'm talking about, go back to the bottom of page 6 and look at my post. Follow the argument that ensues. That was all caused by a single sentence. Words are more powerful than you think.[/QUOTE] your words are weak.

[QUOTE=DeadWeight;16986632]your words are weak.[/QUOTE] Yet they got you into an argument with a troll.

[QUOTE=PartyPancake;16986673]Yet they got you into an argument with a troll.[/QUOTE] isn't that kind of the point of a troll I think it was inevitable no matter what you said

[QUOTE=DeadWeight;16986730]isn't that kind of the point of a troll I think it was inevitable no matter what you said[/QUOTE] If I never said that, you wouldn't have said "Not if you meet me" to which he replied, "Humility can get you further in life than violence". That's when the argument started.

[QUOTE=PartyPancake;16986772]If I never said that, you wouldn't have said "Not if you meet me" to which he replied, "Humility can get you further in life than violence". That's when the argument started.[/QUOTE] Honestly, he would've started an arguement with me no matter what, that's the point of a troll now stop arguing

[QUOTE=DeadWeight;16986812]Honestly, he would've started an arguement with me no matter what, that's the point of a troll now stop arguing[/QUOTE] He didn't start trolling until you reacted to his statement. I'll stop now.

^Wow... anyone agree with me?

Expression emotions through violence is amazing. It allows people to let go. It's not like the old days tho where two kids would fight then help each other up and be friends. Now it's just a bunch of pussies who shoot, then run and hide like cowards.

[QUOTE=Ragy;16987926]Expression emotions through violence is amazing. It allows people to let go. It's not like the old days tho where two kids would fight then help each other up and be friends. Now it's just a bunch of pussies who shoot, then run and hide like cowards.[/QUOTE] Because people can only throw shit when they know they won't get it back 10-fold. EG: Gangs. Also, I got 85 gaybows. ... yay.

Someone kicked my ass

Back in the 5th grade there was this kid (shorter than me, looks weaker) who keep talking shit and saying things like "Who do you think is stronger?" and "at the end of school I'm gonna kick your ass". So the end of school comes and he throws a punch and he misses me, I grab him by the neck, push him to the wall, and punch him in is stomach and kick him in the legs. I walk away and he was crying and ever since he never looks straight into my eyes. Funny story IMO.

I used to get into fights but now I avoid them best I can as the only shoes I can find which fit are safety boots with steel toe-caps etc which I believe would be classed as a weapon if I kicked someone.

I got punched out once. I thought we were just playfighting at school and he kneeled on my chest and smahed my face and gave me a black eye. Some years later he tried to pick a fight with me on a bus when I was with my GF and he had a bunch of his mates. My GF got off the bus, then most of his mates except for one. They got off the bus and he clipped the back of my head on the way out. I got off at the next stop and ran all the way back and cought up with them. I managed to get a couple of good punches in and knock him over and his mate punched me in the back so I took off. I broke his nose and gave him two black eyes. Still proud of myself.

ya at my camp there was this anoying french kid, he pissed me of, so me knowing judo tripped him picked him and flipped him, slamming him into the ground he tried to fight back but i just owned his ass more

This balding asian guy that was also a great magician tried to twist my nipple once. [URL=http://img36.imageshack.us/i/impossiblekick.jpg/][IMG]http://img36.imageshack.us/img36/782/impossiblekick.jpg[/IMG][/URL]

Got in a couple fights. Broke someones nose, a rib, and a couple teeth. Other than that, I've never kicked anyones ass. They just tap out. Me Thomas. 6'8 and 190lbs.

There's this guy named Chris. He bothered me all through elementary. He spread rumours about me and always beat me up. One day, him and his friends were bothering me more than usual, so I decided I would fight him. :downs: They had me on the ground in a flash and were stomping me for a good while. I ran home crying and almost commited suicide over it. He still bothers me a lot. :smithicide:

[QUOTE=Thomas849;16995202]Got in a couple fights. Broke someones nose, a rib, and a couple teeth. Other than that, I've never kicked anyones ass. They just tap out. Me Thomas. [b]6'8[/b] and 190lbs.[/QUOTE] Super Mutant.

Some fat kid in grade 8 (im in grade 7 at the time) was on garbage duty and i walked by and he tossed a fruit roll up wrapper on the ground and said Pick that up. I pushed him into a fence and said YOU FUCKING PICK IT UP. He then picked it up and walked away. :buddy: i fucking raged at him lol

[QUOTE=Atwal;16996174]Some fat kid in grade 8 (im in grade 7 at the time) was on garbage duty and i walked by and he tossed a fruit roll up wrapper on the ground and said Pick that up. I pushed him into a fence and said YOU FUCKING PICK IT UP. He then picked it up and walked away. :buddy: i fucking raged at him lol[/QUOTE] Pick up that fruit roll up wrapper. Now put it in the trashcan.

No. But believe me, hopefully you'll get decked in the face sometime. It's an experience you'll never forget, and it's good to know how it feels so you'll never provoke it again.

[QUOTE=Durabeam;16996234]No. But believe me, hopefully you'll get decked in the face sometime. It's an experience you'll never forget, and it's good to know how it feels so you'll never provoke it again.[/QUOTE] Were you just talking about learning to take a punch, or raging at my HL2 quote?

[QUOTE=hypno-toad;16973381][I][U]This just in: [/U][/I] At least 10% of people on the internet frequently make up stories.[/QUOTE] Okay, I must be in the "90%" who don't make up stories because it happened. I never said I broke any bones. I just hit him in a few spots where his leg muscles would refuse to hold him up. Muscle spasms I guess. Funny how when the principal asked what happened the kid said we were just horsing around.

Me and my best drinking bud were fighting eachother outside a pub once when we were piss drunk. One of the pubs guards came out and tried to stop us, and my friend accidentally punched him in the face. He told us to never come back to the pub, ever. But the next day we were there he didn't say a thing.