In like 4th grade I was cursing at this one kid named Chris, god this little shithead would constantly keep bothering and following me, and he was one of those little shits that thought acting gay was funny, so one day I start saying stuff like "Can you leave me the fuck alone christ." next thing I know he had my nuts in a fucking kung fu grip, I fucking punched him right in the gut and winded him apparently he promptly let go of my nuts, and I kicked him I think once, but the when the teacher put the little cunt back in his seat, he decides to push me down the stairs when I was going to lunch, I had to get fucking 4 stitches! :argh:
I got really pissed with this guy at a BBQ once, I could hear him badmouthing me from across the garden and feeding people lies about me.
I got really pissed and threw a piping hot chicken breastat the back of his head, when he turned round I hurled a hot jacket potatoe at his face. Then I kicked him in the stomach and left him.
This was about 2 months ago :)
Though it itches sometimes when I see today's youth, and I ask myself "Why don't I go over there, pull that fucking cigarette out of his mouth and fucking punch him in the face, he deserves it".
I could, easily, as I'm fucking huge compared to those fucks and my hands are like shovels compared to theirs.
Guess it's because I'm pacifist.
"I kicked someone's ass. Hard. As for the how tall/strong compared to me? No comment"
-my friend E****
Three years ago, I was standing outside of Subway next to my middle school, minding my own business, and waiting for my ride. This fat black guy comes over and randomly pushes me and tells my little brother some stuff. I don't even know the guy. He was probably jocking me because I was nerdy-looking. By then, I was already pissed off, and I had the opportunity to fight since I wasn't in school. Pissed off about this, I threw off my glasses and dropped my bookbag, and charged towards this now-scared guy while throwing punches. Must have had a rage blackout, because the next thing I know, I'm getting off this guy who was now laying in the bushes, knocked out I guess. I looked up and saw a whole crowd of students staring at me.
My brother, being a witness, told me that I pretty much got a lot of licks on him. He eventually fell into the bushes, and I just went crazy on him. True story, though it'll probably be the last time I'll ever get into a fight.
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But once, yes.
[QUOTE=SKuM;16972656]Yeah. Guy mugged me when I was 15 at 2:00 in the morning when I was walking back from a friends house. I killed him. Been a pacifist ever since. Call bullshit if you'd like, but its true.[/QUOTE]
Same.
[QUOTE=Thomas849;16995202]Got in a couple fights. Broke someones nose, a rib, and a couple teeth.
Other than that, I've never kicked anyones ass. They just tap out.
Me Thomas. 6'8 and 190lbs.[/QUOTE]
Hahaha. You're a fucking pipe cleaner.
Seriously, you're 6'8 and you don't even weigh 200lbs? Jesus christ man eat something.
There was this fucking annoying guy standing near a trash can.
I threw some paper stuff in it from a distance and accidently hit him.
He raged and said something like: ''If you ever hit me again I'll hit you in the face.''
I decided to throw some other papers right in his face and then he ran to me and tried to kick me.
I dodged and punched him in the face, then he cried and walked to the toilet with his stupid friends.
He never talked to me again.
[QUOTE=FacepunchZen;16983898]Just because I made fun of you for not being able to handle criticism doesn't mean I am trying to troll you.
If I did though im sorry it was by accident.
Please dont beat me up.
^ That was trolling.[/QUOTE]
You're not even arguing with me and you're still pissing me off. Go hide under your bridge.
Only real fight I had was a year or so ago.
He was 6ft 4, i'm 5ft 4, he was pissing me off so after some punching I dived into him making him fall into a bush, then a couple teachers came and pulled me off him.
I own a benchpress.
Everytime I'm about to fight someone I think to myself that if I fight I'll be just like everyone who didn't have the mental capacity to just reason with said idiot and therefore I'd be stooping to their level. And if I fight them then I have no excuse to not fight the next asshole that does the same thing, I don't even like to constantly fight, plus that would just make me a hypocrite. Also, I try to be polite to everyone equally all the time.
I've been punched by bout 4 people and none of them hurt....until a girl kicked me in the bollocks because she was bored ¬_¬
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[QUOTE=ORGLAR;16995992]There's this guy named Chris. He bothered me all through elementary. He spread rumours about me and always beat me up. One day, him and his friends were bothering me more than usual, so I decided I would fight him. :downs: They had me on the ground in a flash and were stomping me for a good while. I ran home crying and almost commited suicide over it.
He still bothers me a lot. :smithicide:[/QUOTE]
An they all lived happily ever after.
yus
Yes, I punched them in the back of the head approximately six times, and pushed them onto the floor,
That showed her
[QUOTE=TropicalV2;16971028]Violence is the answer when you're dealing with a prick like this kid. Let me give you a little peek into the "hobbies" of the kid I'll be punching tomorrow. "Basketball, Football, Sports, Sleep, Girlz, Paint Ballin, Partyin, and laughin"
Some of his favorite musical classics include; "anything but DAMN country but Lil wayne is the SHIT"[/QUOTE]
Not all basketball players are stereotypical you know whats. There is us white boys that may not be as fast or as strong but hell we can play.
And he sounded like an ok dude until the music preference.
I've never really fought anyone, but for fun, someone decided to put me in a headlock at a pool party, in the pool. I just "suck, ducked, and tucked", then turned around and pinned him to the wall.
Also I had sex with him 2 seconds after that.
Not much else here, some basterd tried to push me down the stairs, and pissed (ignoring me friends advice,) I dashed after the guy, now he was bout 5-7 inchs taller then me and must hit the gym, I'm a skinny guy so we both just look with this... tension look and before I know it, the guy was down on the ground, holding his balls and crying in pain and my face hurt... a LOT. Later the same friend told me what happened, I ended up getting punched in the face (explains the pain) but I put him in his place by kicking him in the nuts... well technally he said I didn't hit him with my foot, I hit him somewhere in the middle of my lower leg, and so far he hasn't decided to teach me a lesson, been about 3 months though... But there's my story.
A couple of times. The last time was when someone stole a bunch of my money. I gave him a black eye and a broken nose.
I've done it a few times but only when i've been pushed too far I couldn't take it anymore.
Once a kid came up behind me when I was drunk and decided to slap me twice, i just turned round cracked him and he went down and I proceeded to kick him in the face a few times.
Alot of you guys sound like monsters.
Fucking kicking people in the face isn't cool.
I have never been in a fight. I just don't do fights. People don't dislike me because i'm not a prat.
[QUOTE=FunTykoon;17034428]Alot of you guys sound like monsters.
Fucking kicking people in the face isn't cool.[/QUOTE]
The kid I did it to got sent to a youth offenders institute for setting someone on fire.
He deserved it. He's a huge pussy, after I did that he came after me with a large plank of wood, I walked up to him and said what you gunna do with that and he backed down.
I went berserk on a dude that had been picking on me for years...
This one guy pushed me around a lot and stole my brand new ipod.
So when he wasn't suspecting it I threw a metal trashcan at the back of his head at full force. Sent him to the hospital with a mild concussion and he couldn't sleep for 24 hours.
[QUOTE=MiniManz;17040532]This one guy pushed me around a lot and stole my brand new ipod.
So when he wasn't suspecting it I threw a metal trashcan at the back of his head at full force. Sent him to the hospital with a mild concussion and he couldn't sleep for 24 hours.[/QUOTE]
A certain person comes to mind when referring to the stealing of the iPod.
Also, I kicked a lot of butts when I was in school, but everytime I did I felt sad for them and teared a little :crying:, unless I was on karate class, that was fun cause you are allowed to beat up people and then friend them up. Although I was told I punch really HARD.
I hate having to beat up annoying people because I get all sad, there was this asshole who got held back a year (fuck yes), he scratched his balls throughout the whole year, threw paper balls at me and shit, and I was so pissed off at him, "next shit he throws at me I'll go kick his ass", right in the class, he proceeded, I went to kick his ass, fair enough I didn't really know what I was gonna do to him, choke him, punch his fucking face or whatever, I stood up and as I walked to his table he was like "ohshitohshitohshit" and reeled back for cover and then this other guy grabbed me from behind and was like "dude no it's not worth it", so then I went back to my desk, and I cried (wtf).
I keep reading the thread as "Have you ever kissed someone's ass?".
[QUOTE=Sgt Pringles;16982628]Well the only time I ever "kicked ass" is when I knocked some chav over and "accidentally facekicked him twice" then for the first time all the chavs had respect for me, but that was gone after a couple of months
:Dawkins102:[/QUOTE]
kudos :D
[QUOTE=Niteshifter;17041852]I keep reading the thread as "Have you ever kissed someone's ass?".[/QUOTE]
Now obviously you have.
I've never been intoxicated to do so although this event may rise up
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