i knocked a guy out for hitting the back of my head. the guy had a bruise that started bleeding afterwards.
forgot to mention this guy was a 230 pound football player, a bully and a dumb fuck who knew nothing.
There was this one fat kid in my middle school who always managed to piss me off. In freshman year, the first thing I did after the first word he said directed at me I fucking punched him in the face and he reeled over and hit his head on the floor and noone objected to it because everyone thought he was an asshole.
Yes, I have once, this fag in my General Works class was yelling out random offensive hurr bullshit at me, so I came up to him and told him to stop in the same manor. He pushed me away, but I came right back at him with a Duke nukem style backhanded punch, and he fell into the desk he was working at.
I AM MAN :hurr:
Also the funniest part is that my teacher didn't say a word, he was later expelled for arson.
[QUOTE=Latias;16971185]There was this one fat kid in my middle school who always managed to piss me off. In freshman year, the first thing I did after the first word he said directed at me I fucking punched him in the face and he reeled over and hit his head on the floor and noone objected to it because everyone thought he was an asshole.[/QUOTE]
you sir are awesome
[QUOTE=Latias;16971185]There was this one fat kid in my middle school who always managed to piss me off. In freshman year, the first thing I did after the first word he said directed at me I fucking punched him in the face and he reeled over and hit his head on the floor and noone objected to it because everyone thought he was an asshole.[/QUOTE]
Yeah, the guy I gave a black eye in school was a total wangster but he was whipped as hell, like he let women walk all over him like a pussy
Wasn't hard to show him how much of a pussy he was when he looked right up at me and said "what the fuck" and ran away crying
[QUOTE=jjsullivan;16971204]Yes, I have once, this fag in my General Works class was yelling out random offensive hurr bullshit at me, so I came up to him and told him to stop in the same manor. He pushed me away, but I came right back at him with a Duke nukem style backhanded punch, and he fell into the desk he was working at.
I AM MAN :hurr:[/QUOTE]
You should have made his "pencil" disappear.
One time I got hit by this French fucker, and it hurt and i was mad and sad cuz he was laf in the hallway after. I am a big guy and i would have blocked it but i was drinking and he hit me and i was crying so i couldnt see. I wuz then gonna jump him but he left the country before i could do it because i asked facepunch the best way to beat him u and all the tough guys were like "do jacky chan stuff on him" and i wuz like "you guys are so tough and cool" but then hezzy was like "You guys are retards" and everyoen was like "yah fighting isnt cool anymore". The End.
[QUOTE=TheDestroyerOfall;16971247]You should have made his "pencil" disappear.[/QUOTE]
Yeah I actually wrestled him before I backhanded him, So I could have knee'd him
[QUOTE=FacepunchZen;16971297]One time I got hit by this French fucker, and it hurt and i was mad and sad cuz he was laf in the hallway after. I am a big guy and i would have blocked it but i was drinking and he hit me and i was crying so i couldnt see. I wuz then gonna jump him but he left the country before i could do it because i asked facepunch the best way to beat him u and all the tough guys were like "do jacky chan stuff on him" and i wuz like "you guys are so tough and cool" but then hezzy was like "You guys are retards" and everyoen was like "yah fighting isnt cool anymore". The End.[/QUOTE]
:c00lbert:
[QUOTE=thisispain;16970980]I've fought a lot of people, and I've been incapacitated by a lot of people.
One time I punched someone in the nose real real hard, which made them end up staying at home for a day or two.
Then another time, he came back, and punched me in the nose real real real real hard, and I had to stay at a hospital for a while.
:([/QUOTE]
Pretty big target.
:jewish:
I've never really "kicked someones ass"
I've made alot of cheap shots when they're not expecting it, though.
yeah, when i was younger i was all into macho and shit so i've had my fair share of fights
i even had a bit of infamy based on it, for going over the top and completely destroying people
[QUOTE=ryno5660;16971337]yeah, when i was younger i was all into macho and shit so i've had my fair share of fights
i even had a bit of infamy based on it, for going over the top and completely destroying people[/QUOTE]
You are so cool i wish i could be as cool as you will you teach me how to fight i need to kno so i can beat up jimmy from down the street cus he called me a doodie head and made a meani face at me and i didnt like it so i was sad
[QUOTE=FacepunchZen;16971369]You are so cool i wish i could be as cool as you will you teach me how to fight i need to kno so i can beat up jimmy from down the street cus he called me a doodie head and made a meani face at me and i didnt like it so i was sad[/QUOTE]
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I hope you like your new home. A motherfucking box! :dance:
[QUOTE=lum1naire;16971402][img]http://www.facepunch.com/fp/rating/box.png[/img]
I hope you like your new home. A motherfucking box! :dance:[/QUOTE]
i gave ur little smiles man a home to!
I used to get into a lot of fights in middle school, my last one was sophomore year and I haven't had a fight in 5 years.
But I won the majority of them, which just led to me getting into more and more.
When you "win" a fight, you aren't really winning anything, just pissing the idiot off so he can go cry to his friends or gang if he's in one and it comes back and nails you in the gooch.
What goes around comes around.
Also sparring in martial arts, I'm a first degree black belt in taekwondo and a Krav- 3 in Krav maga, haven't practiced either one in an actual dojo for about 4 years though so i'm a bit rusty.
[QUOTE=FacepunchZen;16971416]i gave ur little smiles man a home to![/QUOTE]
Thx Love <33 See you IN Abby At Tuesday Ok? Baii ;)
:angel:
ive fisted by sisters ass if that counts
[QUOTE=lum1naire;16971461]Thx Love <33 See you IN Abby At Tuesday Ok? Baii ;)
:angel:[/QUOTE]
we mak sweet luv togetha!
I punched some guy in the face for talking shit about my brother. I got suspended for 3 days :<
[QUOTE=EvilMattress;16971490]I punched some guy in the face for talking shit about my brother. I got suspended for 3 days :<[/QUOTE]
powah to the people!
I kicked a guy in the balls once,he didn't come to school for about a week after that day. :)
I beat up my 2 year old brother
[QUOTE=Fattymcfatty;16971520]I kicked a guy in the balls once,he didn't come to school for about a week after that day. :)[/QUOTE]
pussy
Once, it was in fifth grade though.
[QUOTE=EvilMattress;16971490]I punched some guy in the face for talking shit about my brother. I got suspended for 3 days :<[/QUOTE]
A dude kicked me in the nut sack in the 7th grade and i destroyed him. Six stitches in his face and two teeth knocked out. Kids last name was Cain, not gonna say his first name but he was a teachers kid so i got 10 days for that stunt.
He got none, and he started it.....
Faggot :argh:
[QUOTE=Red Dispenser;16971526]I beat up my 2 year old brother[/QUOTE]
I was like :snoop:
Well, there was this one time at about eight or or nine years ago.
I was sitting in class, got bored, and started wondering/theorizing about what those big holes in the backs of the chairs were for and...
[QUOTE=Candels;16971538]A dude kicked me in the nut sack in the 7th grade and i destroyed him. Six stitches in his face and two teeth knocked out. Kids last name was Cain, not gonna say his first name but he was a teachers kid so i got 10 days for that stunt.
He got none, and he started it.....
Faggot :argh:[/QUOTE]
[b]Mc[/b]Cain :smug:
[QUOTE=Candels;16971538]A dude kicked me in the nut sack in the 7th grade and i destroyed him. Six stitches in his face and two teeth knocked out. Kids last name was Cain, not gonna say his first name but he was a teachers kid so i got 10 days for that stunt.
He got none, and he started it.....
Faggot :argh:[/QUOTE]
thats awsome! in my schol they mak it so anyone who gets in a fight is raped by the diciplin so ther no fights nemore
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