[QUOTE=FacepunchZen;16971369]You are so cool i wish i could be as cool as you will you teach me how to fight i need to kno so i can beat up jimmy from down the street cus he called me a doodie head and made a meani face at me and i didnt like it so i was sad[/QUOTE]
hello mr. big man who asked facepunch for advice on how to beat up a french guy just a couple months back
did you kick his ass and become the hero? i bet you did you beast
call us again when you want to learn how to fuck a woman
[QUOTE=TropicalV2;16970942]He's rich, elitist fucktard who hit me with a pillow today. Yes he carried around a fucking pillow.[/QUOTE]
I instantly like him more than you.
[QUOTE=ryno5660;16971596]hello mr. big man who asked facepunch for advice on how to beat up a french guy just a couple months back
did you kick his ass and become the hero? i bet you did you beast
call us again when you want to learn how to fuck a woman[/QUOTE]
I would like to point out (for those who dont realize *cough*above post ) that I was not the person who originally posted that story. I was merely parodying his entire thread because someone else was dumb enough to ask for fighting advice on Facepunch.
Thank you and good day
I kicked someones ass who ate quarters all morning.
When I took my foot out his chode, shit was so cash
oh shit well done
I suckerpunched a guy in the head and knocked him unconscious before. Aside from that, I haven't really gotten into many fights.
[QUOTE=FacepunchZen;16971297]One time I got hit by this French fucker, and it hurt and i was mad and sad cuz he was laf in the hallway after. I am a big guy and i would have blocked it but i was drinking and he hit me and i was crying so i couldnt see. I wuz then gonna jump him but he left the country before i could do it because i asked facepunch the best way to beat him u and all the tough guys were like "do jacky chan stuff on him" and i wuz like "you guys are so tough and cool" but then hezzy was like "You guys are retards" and everyoen was like "yah fighting isnt cool anymore". The End.[/QUOTE]
Hey! I remember that thread. :neckbeard:
I killed Jesus
[i]holy[/i] shit!
[QUOTE=Protocol7;16971228]Yeah, the guy I gave a black eye in school was a total [b]wangster[/b] but he was whipped as hell, like he let women walk all over him like a pussy
Wasn't hard to show him how much of a pussy he was when he looked right up at me and said "what the fuck" and ran away crying[/QUOTE]
You stay away from me.
Yes I did, literally. This morning. That kid was annoying. But so fat that he prolly didn't feel anything.
In grade school this one kid grabbed my balls. I was in, like, 3rd grade and he was in 5th:wtc:
Either way, I kicked him the nuts once or twice as hard as I could.:rock::rock::rock::rock::rock:
Many a time have I kicked someone's ass.
But really, fighting sucks.
[QUOTE=Tyler72493;16972002]In grade school this one kid grabbed my balls. I was in, like, 3rd grade and he was in 5th:wtc:
Either way, I kicked him the nuts once or twice as hard as I could.:rock::rock::rock::rock::rock:[/QUOTE]
And my nuts are still sore to this day.. :flaccid:
i kicked someone's ass
but it wasn't my leg
it was my penis
Budum Chhhhhh
Heh, it was a LOOONNNGG time ago... but I broke this one kids nose after he called me some rather nasty names...
I got in-school-suspended twice because of it.
The second time it was because I was "too close" to him.
I moved soon after, because it was pretty stupid to stay there any longer.
I once punched this asshole who had been fucking with me since Kindergarten in the eye as hard as I could. He started crying and ran to the teacher. This was sometime in the 8th grade I think.
Best feeling ever.
Didn't get in trouble either, the teacher just told me to apologize, I acted all concerned and sorry and apologized, and she just walked off.
[QUOTE=Shadow187(FP);16970925]*punch*punch*kick*
Classic Metal-Gear Solid.
Anyways, no. I've been tempted to on many occasions, but it hasn't come to it yet.
Sadly, I won't have to until I'm in college. I'm sure because of my sexuality though that some people will want to come up and try to say something about it >:)
*Edit
I've also been working out since last month. Give or take 4 years, I'll kick someone's ass.[/QUOTE]
make sure you follow mgs style. two punches followed by a kick to the shin will make them flip and pass out. thank god for CQC...
No because I'm not a douchebag.
Some neo-Nazi fucktard asked me if I liked Skrewdriver, so I punched him in the face. If you don't know what Skrewdriver is, it's a shitty skinhead anti-communism band.
[QUOTE=AwpersAreBad;16972309]Some neo-Nazi fucktard asked me if I liked Skrewdriver, so I punched him in the face. If you don't know what Skrewdriver is, it's a shitty skinhead anti-communism band.[/QUOTE]
sounds like an awesome movie
It's a band not a movie.
[QUOTE=AwpersAreBad;16972346]It's a band not a movie.[/QUOTE]
it sounded like a good movie plot
i can read the last half of sentences before posting too you know
One punch does not make a movie, dude
I've been in lots of fights, I plan on making it a career
the last 1v1 fight I was in the guy was about 6 1 190-200ish and he ended up with a broken nose and a broken jaw
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[QUOTE=AwpersAreBad;16972309]Some neo-Nazi fucktard asked me if I liked Skrewdriver, so I punched him in the face. If you don't know what Skrewdriver is, it's a shitty skinhead anti-communism band.[/QUOTE]
good, fuck skrewdriver
[QUOTE=AwpersAreBad;16972385]One punch does not make a movie, dude[/QUOTE]
i was telling a bad joke but obviously it went over your head :(
I did... kinda.
Let's just say I was in 4th grade, weighed 160 pounds, this kid was 80lbs, I had no physical/ mental problems, he was in the special ed class and had DMD (by special ed I mean he could talk and think the right way, but he was just stupid as shit). He got mad at me, hit me, so I punched him in the face *KTFO* and before he fell, I grabbed him in a sleeper and threw him from that like 5 feet. I held him in the hold for like a second, and he got back up (no more KTFO) and came back at me, but the teacher stopped him. The next day, he said I nearly killed him. He had a cut on the back of his hand.
The best part: I didn't get in trouble. Good times.
And did I mention he was a ginger?
Yeah. Guy mugged me when I was 15 at 2:00 in the morning when I was walking back from a friends house. I killed him. Been a pacifist ever since. Call bullshit if you'd like, but its true.
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