[QUOTE=Baconator 7;16974465]You just contradicted yourself there. You said without extensive training. That means, according to you, that you can kill somebody with a straight punch.[/QUOTE]
The nose into skull is just about impossible
and no I can't kill somebody with a straight punch
and I just saw your "shatter the forehead"
you do realize that the forehead is the thickest part of the skull right?
and what did I contradict myself on
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[QUOTE=Baconator 7;16974439]The fuck do you mean I should have said that before? It's pretty obvious what I meant. And it was a special trainer.[/[/QUOTE]
A special trainer? Did he charge by the hour or by the month? What's his name? Is he a licensed trainer?
When I was in 5th grade some jock was pounding on my smaller friend, had him in a mount position. I pulled his ass off and threw him onto a pole then sweeped his feet. :c00l: The kid was tiny compared to me though since I was the tallest/fattest kid at on that grade level. More recently though, there was this annoying kid in my class that was messing up everyones special photographing machine, it took 10 minutes to finish a photograph. The kid fucked mine up and I punched him in the face and broke his nose. I got suspended for a week and got a 0 for everything given out at the time, but it was worth it since I still passed. :v:
I don't think I'm a badass, I don't start fights, I hopefully end them though.
[QUOTE=TropicalV2;16970903]If so how did you do it to them, and how tall / strong were they compared to you?
(serious question mind you)[/QUOTE]
I beat the crap out of a guy who tried to steal my bike. He was about... 10-15 cm. taller than me. (I'm 1m 73 cm.)
kicking ass is dumb.
I'll pull out a gun, i wont fire, but that works just as good as kicking somebody's ass.
[QUOTE=dtoporowski;16974765]kicking ass is dumb.
I'll pull out a gun, i wont fire, but that works just as good as kicking somebody's ass.[/QUOTE]
More like being a pussay.
I fight almost all the time.
I've been shot, stabbed and beaten.
You might not believe me, but really, being shot isn't the funniest thing. You pass out from the pain.
I tend to follow my own rules, using only fists and submission moves. I know a few, like how to break a persons arm or leg.
Again, you don't have to believe me, but I get into fights a lot.
Might be because I'm drunk almost 24/7? I don't know.
Knee'd a dude in the face after one whole year of bulling. Felt good.
[QUOTE=Zerohope;16974858]I fight almost all the time.
I've been shot, stabbed and beaten.
You might not believe me, but really, being shot isn't the funniest thing. You pass out from the pain.
I tend to follow my own rules, using only fists and submission moves. I know a few, like how to break a persons arm or leg.
Again, you don't have to believe me, but I get into fights a lot.
Might be because I'm drunk almost 24/7? I don't know.[/QUOTE]
And yet you have time to bullshit on Facepunch.
I've gotten into a fair share of scraps. Made people bleed and shit, but that was back in elementary.
I avoid conflict now.
[QUOTE=Fussy!;16974877]Knee'd a dude in the face after one whole year of bulling. Felt good.[/QUOTE]
good, I hate dudes that bully
[QUOTE=Zerohope;16974858]I fight almost all the time.
I've been shot, stabbed and beaten.
You might not believe me, but really, being shot isn't the funniest thing. You pass out from the pain.
I tend to follow my own rules, using only fists and submission moves. I know a few, like how to break a persons arm or leg.
Again, you don't have to believe me, but I get into fights a lot.
Might be because I'm drunk almost 24/7? I don't know.[/QUOTE]
please we don't trolling.
I've only been knocked out, but no one cared because the kid was a boxer.
There's plenty of times I've felt like it, but only once I actually considered it because most people who push me around are taller or stronger than me, but this one kid said he'd "destroy me" because his ex liked me. He was a scrawny short kid who thought he knew karate. I woulda done it too, but I got to a private school, and this girl almost got expelled for slapping another girl.
I haven't kicked anyone's ass, but I have had my ass kicked.
Me and my friend were on a Mall garden and started fighting, like Fight Club just a fight no grudges or anything and it cost my finger to dislocated Far Cry 2 style.
I've had my ass kicked before a few times, mostly when I was around 13-14 and got into fights with 16-20 year olds. After I stopped being a pussy I actually started winning more fights, especially around 15 when there when I got into a fight once a day for 4 days. It was some Norteno bitches(all my best friends claim Sureno so it wouldn't even matter if I was a banger I'm still ascociated). The first night I got the shit kicked out of me by a 22 year old, then he had his friend and cousin come to fight me. After I fought them(no one really got their ass beat or nothing), they decided to be little girls and they called the cops on me and my friends.
Anyways nowadays I pretty much look for fights, I'm not a punk that starts shit for no reason but if someone gets in my face or talks shit about me I use it as an excuse to fight. It's fun and it's good practice for the times it's really needed. My best friend is also training to be an MMA fighter so I've learned a few things from him(submissions, how to throw proper knees and elbows and get proper clinches, and a bit of boxing, plus now I do leg kicks too instead of just toe-to-toe boxing).
So all in all yes, I have kicked ass, but I've also gotten my ass kicked.
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[QUOTE=SABS001;16975385]Me and my friend were on a Mall garden and started fighting, like Fight Club just a fight no grudges or anything and it cost my finger to dislocated Far Cry 2 style.[/QUOTE]
My best friend(the MMA one) is trying to start a fight club too. We(I'm not going to pass up a chance to fight someone, especially if it's just in good fun and not out of hate) actually have a few people that want to join, but we are still trying to find a location that's suitable.
I'm trying to start a fight club in santa rosa but most of the kids that I've talked to about it either suck at fighting or are super stoked until they get punched
Eh, yes. Back in the grade school.
He was 4 inches higher than me and stronger, too.
I just won by pure dedication and few lucky surgical hits.
I usually try to stay away from fights, but lately I've had a lot of those before fight staredowns due to my lifestyle.
[QUOTE=DeadWeight;16975505]I'm trying to start a fight club in santa rosa but most of the kids that I've talked to about it either suck at fighting or are super stoked until they get punched[/QUOTE]
That sucks, I know what you're talking about. Just get a shitload of people and in the first few fights the pussies will be weeded out.
[QUOTE=yawmwen;16975541]That sucks, I know what you're talking about. Just get a shitload of people and in the first few fights the pussies will be weeded out.[/QUOTE]
All these kids want to do bare knuckle boxing but they really don't know how bad your knuckles get fucked up within a couple shots, they keep sitting there and telling me how pussy it is to use gloves, but right now I have 6 scabs on one hand from punching my heavy bag without wraps
All of you people thinking about fight clubs, grow up and go play warcraft you stupid fat.
[QUOTE=3v3ryb0dy;16975562]All of you people thinking about fight clubs, grow up and go play warcraft you stupid fat.[/QUOTE]
Are you fucking stupid
Where do you live
[QUOTE=DeadWeight;16975556]All these kids want to do bare knuckle boxing but they really don't know how bad your knuckles get fucked up within a couple shots, they keep sitting there and telling me how pussy it is to use gloves, but right now I have 6 scabs on one hand from punching my heavy bag without wraps[/QUOTE]
I personally like bare knuckles, it isn't as likely to cause a permanent injury and it causes more immediate pain. Gloves have their place, but they can cause a lot of injuries and the effects of a punch can last for hours in the form of a horrible headache, or even a feeling almost like being drunk(if the person hits hard enough).
[QUOTE=TropicalV2;16970903]If so how did you do it to them, and how tall / strong were they compared to you?
(serious question mind you)[/QUOTE]
Are guns aloud? Because if so......
[QUOTE=DeadWeight;16975565]Are you fucking stupid
Where do you live[/QUOTE]
uh oh hes gonna come to your house and beat you up
Some guy was pissing me off in school today so I roundhouse kicked him.
No joke.
[QUOTE=yawmwen;16975437]My best friend(the MMA one) is trying to start a fight club too. We(I'm not going to pass up a chance to fight someone, especially if it's just in good fun and not out of hate) actually have a few people that want to join, but we are still trying to find a location that's suitable.[/QUOTE]
Seriously man. We don't talk about fight club.
[QUOTE=Zeke129;16975789]Seriously man. We don't talk about fight club.[/QUOTE]
We aren't referring to the movie you fuck nut
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[QUOTE=yawmwen;16975604]I personally like bare knuckles, it isn't as likely to cause a permanent injury and it causes more immediate pain. Gloves have their place, but they can cause a lot of injuries and the effects of a punch can last for hours in the form of a horrible headache, or even a feeling almost like being drunk(if the person hits hard enough).[/QUOTE]
I don't, I've broken my right wrist two times and shattered my middle knuckle. I like bare knuckles too because it hurts a fuck lot more but I just can't bare knuckle box anymore. I want to make a career out of this, I don't want to have the talent to go pro but my hands just can't punch.
I got my face broken by someone :D
I kicked tropicalv2s ass once hegefirehwehehe
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