[QUOTE=DeadWeight;16975565]Are you fucking stupid
Where do you live[/QUOTE]
Don't even think about it, my dad will beat up your dad!
[QUOTE=3v3ryb0dy;16976049]Don't even think about it, my dad will beat up your dad![/QUOTE]
aw hella naw my dad rides a motorcycle! he fights doodzx all the time!
/truestory
verbal asskickings are (refer to username)
Once over the stupidest shit of all time.
Back in elementary school we had a DJ come in once a month and play music in the cafeteria during lunch hours. I was standing at the bottom of the stage, chilling and listening to whatever was playing, when come asshole comes along and forcefully pushes me from the side, out of the way, and I fall down. Completely uncalled for and I was fucking pissed. I pushed him back and went back to the music. About 15 seconds later I hear "Hey." and look to my left. The kid is taking a swing at me. I duck and come up with a left punch and sock him right in the face. My hand hurt like a bitch but this kid could not stand upright after that.
Obviously that didn't roll well with the teachers in the lunch room. Nothing happened after that because we immediately got pulled into the principles office. I got a one day suspension because I explained what happened and the principle had a record on the other kid.
Yeah :smug:
no :frown:
[QUOTE=Bleach Qeef;16971146]bro all those hobbies are p. cool, your a faggot. and country does suck.[/QUOTE]
Johnny Cash begs to differ.
Why would I need to kick someones ass.
I kicked a kid in the ass once. He tried to smear boogers on me.
[QUOTE=T2L_Goose;16976571]Why would I need to kick someones ass.[/QUOTE]
Everyone gets into a fight sometimes, and then it's either kick ass or get your ass kicked.
I'm gonna start powerlifting and get really buff one of these days.
One of these days.
i kicked my friends ass once
he then did it back to me
repeat 3 times
Yes, I have. Big whoop, wanna fight about it?
I haven't, i've had many occasions. I nearly did but he ran round the corner and when i went round he took off to the opposite side of the school. I once drop kicked a guy in primary school, 'twas epic. Had alot of fights in Primary School.
[QUOTE=whazat!!!;16976602]I'm gonna start powerlifting and get really buff one of these days.
One of these days.[/QUOTE]
Being limber, flexible, and knowing good technique will get you so much farther than being buff. It's good to be extremely strong, since it means your punches pack more power and you are harder to wrestle, but someone smaller and faster who knows his shit can drop you in a second.
I remember in 2nd grade or something I broke my classmate's nose. And he was like 2x bigger than me. I was tying my shoe, he called me something, I stood up and BAM. lol... Blood everywhere, ghaha :D
But overall, I'm not brutal or w/e and I stay out of fights. But hell, if it was needed, asskicking would occur
What's with everyone getting into fights in elementary? I don't remember once getting into a fight back then.
Bragging about RL fighting in FP is not cool.
well in 8th grade there was this fat kid who would always pick on me and call me names like butt fucke and other things, and he kept saying how he would suck my dick and punch my mom, so i socked him in the face, and while he was on the ground, i stuck his penis in my mouth and made him cum
Well I have trained in Aikido for 10 years, for those who don't know it is a Self Defence Martial Art concentrating on disarming (if needed) and immobolising an attacker through the use of joint locks.
I am 15, started when I was 5. Earlier this year, I was taking some money out of the bank (cash machine) and some random 17 year old started shouting at me and cursing. I just ignored him and turned away, he then walked up to me and grabbed my shoulder to try turn me round. Little did he know that I had been doing aikido for so long and I merely put Nikyo on the guy (extremely painful wrist lock that concentrates on creating a 90 degree angle in the wrist and elbow and putting pressure on the bones that connect your wrist and elbow) and I didn't do it like we do in practice. I put it on with all my strength, and broke the guys wrist. I then held him to the floor whilst asking one of the other people watching this all to go get help and call the police. The guy got charged for assault and attempted theft.
I felt good :3
[QUOTE=RatherAnnoyed;16977122]Well I have trained in Aikido for 10 years, for those who don't know it is a Self Defence Martial Art concentrating on disarming (if needed) and immobolising an attacker through the use of joint locks.
I am 15, started when I was 5. Earlier this year, I was taking some money out of the bank (cash machine) and some random 17 year old started shouting at me and cursing. I just ignored him and turned away, he then walked up to me and grabbed my shoulder to try turn me round. Little did he know that I had been doing aikido for so long and I merely put Nikyo on the guy (extremely painful wrist lock that concentrates on creating a 90 degree angle in the wrist and elbow and putting pressure on the bones that connect your wrist and elbow) and I didn't do it like we do in practice. I put it on with all my strength, and broke the guys wrist. I then held him to the floor whilst asking one of the other people watching this all to go get help and call the police. The guy got charged for assault and attempted theft.
I felt good :3[/QUOTE]
did the fight excite you?
[QUOTE=Protocol7;16971166]Once, in Boy Scouts. Also gave a kid a black eye in school for calling me a "wonderbread faggot."
He's the one who ran away crying in that situation.[/QUOTE]
Your a fucking wonderbread faggot
I thought everyone had kicked a few asses in their childhood, its inevitable.
I beat the uttermost shit out of some dude that was bullying some girls.
:smug:
[QUOTE=IngeniousRabbit;16977135]did the fight excite you?[/QUOTE]
I don't know what to make of that...I'm not proud of the fact that I had to use Aikido, but at the end of the day better that than having the shit beaten into me and possibly my money being taken.
I trained in Aikido so I could protect myself if needed, and yes the addrenaline would have kicked in, but I just reacted and knew exactly what to do.
Fighting is bad.
Kicked my brothers ass when he ducked and I runned away.
Me and my friend shirt-boxed a little while ago (boxing with shirts wrapped around your fists). We pretty much kicked eachother's ass. He got two good punches where I got a black eye and a fat lip while I busted up his lip and got a few good hits to his face.
Then there's this kid who has been talking shit about me and has spilled my own drink on me on purpose. I pussied out when that happened and didn't punch him, but next time I see him we're going to fight.
[QUOTE=deathjunior;16977150]Your a fucking wonderbread faggot[/QUOTE]
No hide he punch u nao
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[QUOTE=janky;16977547]Me and my friend shirt-boxed a little while ago (boxing with shirts wrapped around your fists). We pretty much kicked eachother's ass. He got two good punches where I got a black eye and a fat lip while I busted up his lip and got a few good hits to his face.
Then there's this kid who has been talking shit about me and has spilled my own drink on me on purpose. I pussied out when that happened and didn't punch him, but next time I see him we're going to fight.[/QUOTE]
Video cameras are you're friend !:devil:
I actually physically kicked a fat boys ass and it hurt my foot :(
I've gotten into actual fistfights with people before but it wasn't really an asskicking. Neither of us ever left bloody or unconscious.
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