Have you ever kicked someone's ass? - General

[QUOTE=DeadWeight;16982708]Oh, I know humility, only when some one has bested me See, I'm a competitor. Everything in life to me is a competition. That has always been my mind set. If you beat me verbally, I don't find it quite as victory as I would if you beat the shit out of me. To me, the english language has always come easy to me and I understood it well at a young age, so I could have verbal arguements with people and win due to my comprehension of the english language. As I got older I got tired of arguing, and I got in my first real fight at 5th grade. I was out at recess with my best friend when a kid called me a sissy and a "cock loving faggot" I had no clue what that was at that age but I understood by the tone of voice it was insulting. I got angry and pushed him. He punched me. I punched him back and pushed him to the ground, his friend jumped on my back and I fell backwards onto him, then turned and punched him in the face. The feeling of victory came over me, and 2 years after that I started wrestling. Every time I won I felt like I was on top of the world. I've lost plenty of times, and every time when some one physically bested me I showed them the respect they deserve. To me, giving me a "verbal beatdown" isn't that hard and I don't see it as that. You can be in school for 12 years or whatever and do minimal work like I did and still be smart, but to physically compete you need to train your ass off. You need to have a natural gift/talent and a hungry monster inside that only wants to win.[/QUOTE] Thats a great way of living, but im talking about something more. Show a little respect for everyone. Even that scumbag piece of shit school bully or the guy that beats on his girlfriend. You have to learn to forgive BEFORE the fact so that people don't get hurt for no reason. Now, i am not in any way saying that fighting doesnt solve anything. Quite the opposite, some people need the shit kicked out of them to learn what they did was wrong. But starting a fight when it could have been solved with words is no better than picking on someone. Jesus may not have lived but he was surely right.

[QUOTE=FacepunchZen;16982834]Thats a great way of living, but im talking about something more. Show a little respect for everyone. Even that scumbag piece of shit school bully or the guy that beats on his girlfriend. You have to learn to forgive BEFORE the fact so that people don't get hurt for no reason. Now, i am not in any way saying that fighting doesnt solve anything. Quite the opposite, some people need the shit kicked out of them to learn what they did was wrong. But starting a fight when it could have been solved with words is no better than picking on someone. Jesus may not have lived but he was surely right.[/QUOTE] Honestly, I really don't like to show people respect because they don't know the difference between fear and respect. The last time I feared someone was in 8th grade, but we both respected each other. He ended up treating me like a piece of shit after I beat him in a friendly round of boxing. Don't even get me started on woman abusers, I'll kill them fucks. Most of the time if something can be solved with words, I'll try to. Like right now, instead of either brushing you off or trolling you like I do to most people, I'm trying to resolve this with words

[QUOTE=DeadWeight;16982881]Honestly, I really don't like to show people respect because they don't know the difference between fear and respect. The last time I feared someone was in 8th grade, but we both respected each other. He ended up treating me like a piece of shit after I beat him in a friendly round of boxing. Don't even get me started on woman abusers, I'll kill them fucks. Most of the time if something can be solved with words, I'll try to. Like right now, instead of either brushing you off or trolling you like I do to most people, I'm trying to resolve this with words[/QUOTE] And what will killing abusive husbands/boyfriends do? Get you a life sentence in jail you perverted fuck. Ive seen you go around this thread like your the king of fighting. What are you trying to do? Win respect? People like you, who pick fights as you said "just for fun" get no respect from any sane person. Want to win my respect? Next time someone insults you, turn the other cheek you cowardly dipshit. You seek to abuse a power that should be treated with respect and responsibility. Fighting doesn't solve anything, but defending yourself and others while treating your opponent with respect does. Maybe you missed out on some formal training, but anyone who has ever taken a martial art knows that the first thing you learn is to respect it as an art not a tool. So get your head out of your ass and stop trying to act tough guy.

[QUOTE=FacepunchZen;16983075]And what will killing abusive husbands/boyfriends do? Get you a life sentence in jail you perverted fuck. Ive seen you go around this thread like your the king of fighting. What are you trying to do? Win respect? People like you, who pick fights as you said "just for fun" get no respect from any sane person. Want to win my respect? Next time someone insults you, turn the other cheek you cowardly dipshit. You seek to abuse a power that should be treated with respect and responsibility. Fighting doesn't solve anything, but defending yourself and others while treating your opponent with respect does. Maybe you missed out on some formal training, but anyone who has ever taken a martial art knows that the first thing you learn is to respect it as an art not a tool. So get your head out of your ass and stop trying to act tough guy.[/QUOTE] Are you fuckin' thick? I've said multiple times there are plenty dudes out there that can kick my ass, and the last fight I got in I ended up going to jail with a broken nose and two black eyes. I really don't give a shit respect as I just said, and I've turned my cheek plenty of times, when I was 13. I'm tired of stupid ass holes like you that are afraid of confrontation. Some body on the street isn't my opponent, he's a ass hole that's gonna get his ass kicked or kick some ass. If you step on the mat with me or get inside of a ring I'll give you all the respect you deserve. Stop being a tool.

[QUOTE=DeadWeight;16983166]Are you fuckin' thick? I've said multiple times there are plenty dudes out there that can kick my ass, and the last fight I got in I ended up going to jail with a broken nose and two black eyes. I really don't give a shit respect as I just said, and I've turned my cheek plenty of times, when I was 13. I'm tired of stupid ass holes like you that are afraid of confrontation. Some body on the street isn't my opponent, he's a ass hole that's gonna get his ass kicked or kick some ass. If you step on the mat with me or get inside of a ring I'll give you all the respect you deserve. Stop being a tool.[/QUOTE] Are you seriously that dumb? Im in no way saying "ohh ur stooopid cuz u nevar got beat up lolol". What im saying is that you need to grow up a little and realize that fighting doesn't get shit done. You really need to rethink your life. Tough guys like you are dime a dozen around here and none of them accomplish anything EVER. They end up going to jail or living the rest of their life in a bar downing their lack of wisdom with cheap alcohol. So yah you can call me a pussy. Say im a coward for not going out looking for fights that's cool. But i bet you everything im worth that people like a man that takes responsibility for himself a thousand times more then the Big tough Guy that goes around preying on people and looking for a chance to beat someone up. Your just an addict looking for his fix. Fucking pathetic if you ask me.

[QUOTE=FacepunchZen;16983276]Are you seriously that dumb? Im in no way saying "ohh ur stooopid cuz u nevar got beat up lolol". What im saying is that you need to grow up a little and realize that fighting doesn't get shit done. You really need to rethink your life. Tough guys like you are dime a dozen around here and none of them accomplish anything EVER. They end up going to jail or living the rest of their life in a bar downing their lack of wisdom with cheap alcohol. So yah you can call me a pussy. Say im a coward for not going out looking for fights that's cool. But i bet you everything im worth that people like a man that takes responsibility for himself a thousand times more then the Big tough Guy that goes around preying on people and looking for a chance to beat someone up. Your just an addict looking for his fix. Fucking pathetic if you ask me.[/QUOTE] You just said fighting got shit done, now you're not? Rethink my life? I'm planning a career in mixed martial arts then opening my own mma gym. I dunno about you, but the toughest dudes I've met are CEOs of huge corporations because they have the balls to make the hard decisions in life. I never said anyone is a coward for not wanting to fight. I understand that not every body is open to confrontation like myself. I take responsibility for all the shit that I do. You're assuming that all I do is get drunk and fight people. Learn about me before you make blatant assumptions, dick head. Oh yeah, by the way, I am an addict. I'd rather get paid for feeding my addiction then trying to take a high horse and act like I'm the shit because I can sit back and look at half of the situation.

[QUOTE=DeadWeight;16983446]You just said fighting got shit done, now you're not? Rethink my life? I'm planning a career in mixed martial arts then opening my own mma gym. I dunno about you, but the toughest dudes I've met are CEOs of huge corporations because they have the balls to make the hard decisions in life. I never said anyone is a coward for not wanting to fight. I understand that not every body is open to confrontation like myself. I take responsibility for all the shit that I do. You're assuming that all I do is get drunk and fight people. Learn about me before you make blatant assumptions, dick head.[/QUOTE] Oh great the truth finally comes out. Another dickless bully that saw Never back Down and wants to become an MMA fighter, so as to justify his lust for violence. The world really wold be a better place without cowards like you running around.

I haven't been in any fights recently, but that's because I haven't the incentive to. If someone wants to start picking on me and shit constantly, they're going to get a bunch of years of pissed-off me along with that fist in their face. And holy fucking shit deadweight and facepunchzen, grow the fuck up. Stop arguing on a fucking internet forum.

Fought a kid in gym class a while ago in school and got suspended. He was way taller than me and bigger, but he was a pussy. He got a black eye and a bloody nose. I got a ripped shirt. He wore sunglasses for a week. Shit was so cash.

[QUOTE=FacepunchZen;16983500]Oh great the truth finally comes out. Another dickless bully that saw Never back Down and wants to become an MMA fighter, so as to justify his lust for violence. The world really wold be a better place without cowards like you running around.[/QUOTE] What the fuck are you talking about? I've been a competitor ever since I was young, I started soccer at age 5 and played club at age 8. Goalie/sweeper/half back. I found out I like fighting so I said why not get paid for it? Pro tip: I've been watching MMA since original UFC and King Of The Cage in mid 90's with my dad.

[QUOTE=DeadWeight;16983630]What the fuck are you talking about? I've been a competitor ever since I was young, I started soccer at age 5 and played club at age 8. Goalie/sweeper/half back. I found out I like fighting so I said why not get paid for it? Pro tip: I've been watching MMA since original UFC and King Of The Cage in mid 90's with my dad.[/QUOTE] Oh so daddy taught you how to beat on the weak? I bet he was a drunkard like your bound to be. You know what they say like deadbeat father like son!

[QUOTE=FacepunchZen;16983661]Oh so daddy taught you how to beat on the weak? I bet he was a drunkard like your bound to be. You know what they say like deadbeat father like son![/QUOTE] What the fuck are you talking about? Who said I beat on the weak? Stop taking some sort of high horse here, ass hole. It's not working. Like I said, maybe you should see the whole story or get to know me before you start tyring to spout shit.

I kicked somebody so hard in the ass his face blew up

[QUOTE=DeadWeight;16983760]What the fuck are you talking about? Who said I beat on the weak? Stop taking some sort of high horse here, ass hole. It's not working. Like I said, maybe you should see the whole story or get to know me before you start tyring to spout shit.[/QUOTE] Im not the retard that is trying to earn respect by posting on a forum how good you are at beating people up. Go jackoff to some UFC fights or something. Or you could find out were i live and beat me up to! That would solve the problem Mr.Internet tough guy.

[QUOTE=FacepunchZen;16983834]Im not the retard that is trying to earn respect by posting on a forum how good you are at beating people up. Go jackoff to some UFC fights or something. Or you could find out were i live and beat me up to! That would solve the problem Mr.Internet tough guy.[/QUOTE] You're getting out of hand. Stop trying to troll me.

Made one fat kid cry without even trying. He was picking on my friends and trying to take their lunch money because he wanted some cookies, and I told him he didn't need any more food. He got mad and punched me in the stomach, and I laughed. I called him a fatty and turned around, and he punches me in the back, but his fist hits my shoulder blade and he pops his knuckle, and he ran away crying.

[QUOTE=DeadWeight;16983842]You're getting out of hand. Stop trying to troll me.[/QUOTE] Just because I made fun of you for not being able to handle criticism doesn't mean I am trying to troll you. If I did though im sorry it was by accident. Please dont beat me up. ^ That was trolling.

Making people suffer just for revenge or personal gain is the most pathetic thing anyone can do. Atleast I tell myself this.

[QUOTE=Paravin;16983903]Making people suffer just for revenge or personal gain is the most pathetic thing anyone can do. Atleast I tell myself this.[/QUOTE] This man tells the truth.

[QUOTE=FacepunchZen;16983500]Oh great the truth finally comes out. Another dickless bully that saw Never back Down and wants to become an MMA fighter, so as to justify his lust for violence. The world really wold be a better place without cowards like you running around.[/QUOTE] Oh, hey, look! Another dickless internet brat who turns a blind eye to all posts that prove his shitty statements wrong.

In second grade I knocked a guy out from fifth grade because he called my friend fat. I don't remember it, but my parents have told me the story. I can only imagine how fucking humiliated he must have felt because: 1. He got beaten by a person three years young than himself, and 2. I'm a girl.

this is dum thred

[QUOTE=FacepunchZen;16983898]Just because I made fun of you for not being able to handle criticism doesn't mean I am trying to troll you. If I did though im sorry it was by accident. Please dont beat me up. ^ That was trolling.[/QUOTE] I can handle critisicm just fine, but while you were flaming me you tried to act like some moral god, so shut up. [editline]12:52PM[/editline] [QUOTE=NoShogun;16983941]Oh, hey, look! Another dickless internet brat who turns a blind eye to all posts that prove his shitty statements wrong.[/QUOTE] Not every one can win

i kicked someones ass before my shoe is brown now [editline]09:55PM[/editline] [QUOTE=Paravin;16983903]Making people suffer just for revenge or personal gain is the most pathetic thing anyone can do. Atleast I tell myself this.[/QUOTE] yeah lets keep using powered objects such as computers so we require power plants that pollute the earth causing wildlife to get sick so we can play crappy first-person shooters

[QUOTE=DeadWeight;16984096]I can handle critisicm just fine, but while you were flaming me you tried to act like some moral god, so shut up. [editline]12:52PM[/editline] Not every one can win[/QUOTE] Yes mastah ill stop talking now so you will have no opposition to your Internet Tough Guy regime.

ITT "I kicked the shit out of this guy but there's nothing wrong with it because he was really annoying and no one liked him because he was a pussy."

Yeah some faggot kicked my trumpet case down a hill :clint:

[QUOTE=DeadWeight;16982708]Oh, I know humility, only when some one has bested me See, I'm a competitor. Everything in life to me is a competition. That has always been my mind set. If you beat me verbally, I don't find it quite as victory as I would if you beat the shit out of me. To me, the english language has always come easy to me and I understood it well at a young age, so I could have verbal arguements with people and win due to my comprehension of the english language. As I got older I got tired of arguing, and I got in my first real fight at 5th grade. I was out at recess with my best friend when a kid called me a sissy and a "cock loving faggot" I had no clue what that was at that age but I understood by the tone of voice it was insulting. I got angry and pushed him. He punched me. I punched him back and pushed him to the ground, his friend jumped on my back and I fell backwards onto him, then turned and punched him in the face. The feeling of victory came over me, and 2 years after that I started wrestling. Every time I won I felt like I was on top of the world. I've lost plenty of times, and every time when some one physically bested me I showed them the respect they deserve. To me, giving me a "verbal beatdown" isn't that hard and I don't see it as that. You can be in school for 12 years or whatever and do minimal work like I did and still be smart, but to physically compete you need to train your ass off. You need to have a natural gift/talent and a hungry monster inside that only wants to win.[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=DeadWeight;16982881]Honestly, I really don't like to show people respect because they don't know the difference between fear and respect. The last time I feared someone was in 8th grade, but we both respected each other. He ended up treating me like a piece of shit after I beat him in a friendly round of boxing. Don't even get me started on woman abusers, I'll kill them fucks. Most of the time if something can be solved with words, I'll try to. Like right now, instead of either brushing you off or trolling you like I do to most people, I'm trying to resolve this with words[/QUOTE] I'll be honest, you sound like a complete neanderthal to me. Sorry

[QUOTE=ryandaniels;16984330]I'll be honest, you sound like a complete faggot nerd to me. Sorry[/QUOTE] Fixed that for you

[QUOTE=Perfumly;16984354]Fixed that for you[/QUOTE] Tomato tomato. The second word's 'a' is unstressed.