Coca-Cola molecule beneficial to health - General

[QUOTE=Roswell34;28785245]cause op is just trolling, talking about how the soda cleans your lungs and use of poor grammar and shit "7/10 found the research inciteful" 10/10 facepunchers found this inciteful[/QUOTE] This. Everyone needs to calm down he isn't serious. The level of the science is so clearly absurd, people are rating him ironic winners.

[QUOTE=Icedshot;28786498]This. Everyone needs to calm down he isn't serious. The level of the science is so clearly absurd, people are rating him ironic winners.[/QUOTE] Shut up iodine and sulphuric acid solve all my problems. [editline]25th March 2011[/editline] How do you think I got to college?

Dr Pepper molecules are better.

[QUOTE=AngryChairR;28755047] [img_thumb]http://oi51.tinypic.com/2ez2vx1.jpg[/img_thumb] [/QUOTE] I've read articles about quantum medicine that made more sense than this "coca-cola molecule". Every time you write that formula down, a chemist professor dies of heart attack!

[QUOTE=Hunt3r.j2;28757404]I drink diet peach tea snapple all day errday. [editline]22nd March 2011[/editline] I piss peaches.[/QUOTE] hah, one time i stole one of my sister's diet pills was fun until i started shitting out oil

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I like how people rated winner at first, then smart ones explained that this is bullshit and now OP is flooded with dumbs.

[QUOTE=Jericho_Rus;28798127]I like how people rated winner at first, then smart ones explained that this is bullshit and now OP is flooded with dumbs.[/QUOTE] I thought all those winners were ironic winners to begin with.

If you split the cocacola molecule, you end up with cocaine and pepsi. I'm learn my chemistries and molocools from Doodle God. :v:

Regardless of health I drink coke almost exclusively. It's just too fucking tasty. Probably about 4-5 cans a day.

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[QUOTE=MaverickIB;28784895]I'm an athlete, I've drank soda religiously for my entire life. I brush my teeth once a day, but sometimes I forget. I'm healthy as healthy can get. Soda may not be good for you, but it's not all that bad for you either. As long as you stay active and maintain some level of hygiene, it won't result in any "bad things."[/QUOTE] Besides diabetes So uhh good luck with that one bud

I drink a lot more coke than I should Diabetes is still a very real thing

Please, OP. Study hardly, and you'll soon realize that everything in your post made no sense whatsoever. [QUOTE]I also found, using [B]mixed iodine and sulphuric acid solution[/B], that the Phosphoric acid in coca-cola is cleansing to the bronchial tubes, and purifies the cillia of tar that may be damaged by smoking ciggerettes - this ingredient is obviously not found in water.[/QUOTE] Try this, and tell us what acid-corroded lungs feel like when you get back from the hospital. Or the morgue. [QUOTE=Rammaster;28755099]Interesting. And I always drink Coca-Cola whenever I have a headache since they said it cures headaches.[/QUOTE] That would be the caffeine relieving your symptoms of caffeine addiction, you Coke-head.

[QUOTE=Itachi_Crow;28755090]More oxygen in the molecule doesn't make it healthier. H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide[/QUOTE] no because CO2 is carbon dioxide which is bad and CO is carbon monoxide which is worse so you're wrong, more oxegen= better molecule :downs:

[QUOTE=ultra_bright;29647305]no because CO2 is carbon dioxide which is bad and CO is carbon monoxide which is worse so you're wrong, more oxegen= better molecule :downs:[/QUOTE] Also, CH3CH2OH causes liver problems and kills brain cells but if you turn it into CH3COOH it becomes vinegar which is apparently healthy to drink. More oxygens is betterer.

Obvious troll. This stuff doesn't make any sense.