Embarrassing Situations Thread V1.0 - Oh, the shame! - General

Alright, well this is more of an awkward situation than anything. But here it goes. At the movies with a friend. Before we go into the actual theater, I had to take a piss. Walk into the bathroom, it's empty, go to the urinal and do my thing. There was also strange inspirational sayings plastered to the wall in front of the urinals. Like they were in covered plastic frames so no one could take them I guess. Anyway, I just start washing my hands when this black guy comes in. No big deal right? Until he starts talking to me. "Oh fuck" I thought. At this point too, he's at the urinal and I SWEAR to God his pants were all the way down and his head was half way turned as he was talking to me. He said something along the lines of "How 'bout them Pens man? Pretty good this year huh?" (Pittsburgh Penguins) All I said was "Uhm..yup.." and hurriedly made my way out the door. My friend was outside and she asked me if someone was talking to me in there. I told her what happened and she said "Yeah that's weird as fuck." No other such incidents happened that night and we ate ice cream back at my house.

Why does it matter that he's black?

Was in a second hand shop hoping to find some old, good video games, when this bucktooth guy with obvious brain damage, wearing a partial superman costume comes in and starts running around pretending he is flying. He runs up to me, tells me I need a shave, then runs to the VCR section and starts staring at a Sailor Moon tape. :C

[QUOTE=Te Great Skeeve;36800369]I once was playing a roleplay server when I was younger, using copy paste to do advertisements I alt-tabbed to look at some porn, copied a link, and you know, watched porn for a bit I then went back on the game, and copy-pasted without thinking and instantly pressed enter Advertised a porn link, was the most awkward and embarrassing situation ever[/QUOTE] Good job it was not gay porn right? :P

I once asked one of my very distant relatives (the ones where you have to be told how they're actually related to you, and you only see them at funerals) how long until she was expecting... She wasn't pregnant.

Have one right here. So it was our prom of sorts, we (the whole class) were at the cafe. I drank a little, alcohol hit me in the head, perhaps, and I said to my friend - "Let's start grabbing waitresses asses", really loud. Turns out, one of them was standing behind me. Turns out, she was also pregnant. Next time I will be more careful with what I say.

This isn't too bad, but last summer I was PUMPING IRON at the gym getting ready for the Cross Country season (which went great, I won a trophy and shit), when my music-player slipped out of my pocket. Rather than taking my headphones with it, they were promptly ripped out, blasting the entire gym with Ozzy Osbourne's "Hellraiser". I've since been really shy about listening to music in public. Even when it's like classical rock or something widely accepted. My other friend, on the other hand, is shameless and drives around in some 1960s car and blasts the soundtrack from "Panty and Stocking with Garterbelt" for everyone to hear.

[QUOTE=Boba_Fett;36921267]My other friend, on the other hand, is shameless and drives around in some 1960s car and blasts the soundtrack from "Panty and Stocking with Garterbelt" for everyone to hear.[/QUOTE] on the last day my bf was in town, we burned a cd of the worst rap we could think of. then we bought matching reflective douchebag sunglasses and drove around DC (like right next to all the government buildings) with the windows down and music at max volume

[QUOTE=ashton93;36878420]This isnt one involving me, but one of my friends went to the bathroom at my school once, and walked past one of the stalls to get to the urinal at the end of the room. Basically, one of the stalls has it's door taken away because it had been smashed by some dickface, the toilet in that one is still functional though. Anyways, my friend walked past one of them and noticed a guy sitting in the stall with the broken door, (and to this day, he still can't understand why the guy didnt choose the one with the functional door) and the guy in there looks at him with a smile and calmly says "Sup" My friend was so confused, he didnt bother answering, and the guy in the stall let loose an enormous fart followed by shit hitting the water in the toilet and the guy letting out a sigh of delight. Needless to say, my friend ran out of the bathroom and laughed his ass off.[/QUOTE] call me disgusting but in high school i fucking loved leaving the stall door open whenever i was taking a dump. it lets a nice breeze in. and it was fun seeing everyone's reactions. sometimes my friends or people i know would join in and do the same in the stalls next to me hell, we would even have contests where we shit standing up. (lol i dont know dont ask) high school was fun.

One time I saw someone drop his wallet, and I thought in my head "fuck yeah I'm gonna do a good deed" so I picked it up and went after him. By this point, he had climbed a flight of stairs, and told me to throw it to him. I threw it underhand and it didn't even come to close to being in reach so I felt like a tart and was seriously considering just leaving, but picked it up and ran it to him anyway. I just sort of looked the other way. :v:

I knew kids like that in highschool.

[QUOTE=Hardpoint Nomad;36873041]In 4th grade when I was still learning my times tables, I was a little slower at learning than everyone else. So the teacher threw this big party for everyone who learned it because "Woo math". I still hadn't learned it completely so there I am sitting in a corner desk by myself crying, trying to force that shit into my head because everyone else was having pizza and fun and I wasn't. Even today I still don't know half my times tables, and I'm the worst at math.[/QUOTE] [IMG]http://i1.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/005/393/i-know-that-feel.jpg[/IMG] In other news, it was 5th grade and apparently, for what I remember, reading time. So I'm reading in an upright fetal position with my knees on the desk, my buttcheeks nice and spread. [I]I fucking farted in this position [/I]The whole class fucking stares at me so I pretend I'm talking to this kid sitting near me. [B]painful[/B]

2 years ago, 9th grade, finished my last EOC for the summer: So, I'm waiting outside for the buses to arrive and talking to my friends about random stuff I don't remember today. Well, back then I was obsessive over parkour, and I eyed a nice railing going up along the mods' ramp, so I do my HARDCORE PARKOUR thang. Worry not though, I successfully climbed up and over, then vaulted off the side with no errors. However, my friends weren't watching, and being an attention whore when it comes to silly stuff like this, I make them watch. Once again, I get climb just fine, but when I'm about to vault off, my MP3 earbuds catch on my arm, causing me to loose focus and clip my foot on the railing, sending me into a faceplant a good 4 feet vertical and 3 horizontal more down the ramp. I knew I had just fucked up and that a lot more people were probably watching me, so I just stayed there for a second, then gave a thumbs up while my face was still firmly planted on the concrete. It wasn't really embarrassing, but it should have been.

[QUOTE=Scarabix;36905607]Guy asks me what I think of girls in class I say I think girl is cute girl is lesbian. I know it. Guy knows it. [B]Still fucking goes ahead and talk to her for me even though I asked for nothing[/B] Whole left row of class looking at me. Faceplant into my textbook.[/QUOTE] Thats why I try and avoid telling people who I liked. It always turns out with them telling them/pushing me to tell

My phone has a really annoying habit to start opening shit and play music when I don't want it to. Mainly from a button being pressed in my pocket and then the rubbing around and all that. Talking to a teacher when suddenly Russian music starts playing. So I fumble around in my pocket, grab my phone, try to turn the music off, but accidentally press something else. Finally turned it off. All this while saying "fuck fuck fuck" in my head.

[QUOTE=Boba_Fett;36921267]This isn't too bad, but last summer I was PUMPING IRON at the gym getting ready for the Cross Country season (which went great, I won a trophy and shit), when my music-player slipped out of my pocket. Rather than taking my headphones with it, they were promptly ripped out, blasting the entire gym with Ozzy Osbourne's "Hellraiser".[/QUOTE] My phone pauses the music when you unplug your headphones :science:

one time when I was very little, maybe 6 or 7, which was just before my family moved house, I was dragged along to one of those home expo things, I was walking with my mom and holding her hand, but something caught my eye and I walked to the left, but then I walked back into the center and just i dunno, randomly held onto someones hand, it was some random old guy who seemed to think the whole thing was very funny, my mum was right behind me and laughing too, was very embarrassing. Apparently the man looked very like my mum's dad(my grandfather) who died 7 years before I was born, which I thought was kinda freaky. back in junior infants(I think it's the same as kindergarten) we were learning how to write, and we had to show it off in-front of the whole class, I had to spell my name which starts with an R, but we didn't know capitals cuz they some advanced shit, anyway instead of starting from the bottom of the r I started from the right, which for some unexplainable reason made my teacher extremely angry and she began to scream at me, and then I started crying my eyes out in front of the whole class. my cousin asked if me and her would ever be more than friends...................I freaked out, alot. in first year of secondary school in french calss we were discussing how some words have more than one meaning, me being a smart arse, shouted, "oh yeah, like how sarah means princess", unfortunately for me, the fat disgusting slutty girl in the class was named sarah.....and my mate decided to shout out "did you just say sarahs my princess", even the faggot teacher thought it was funny and the class burst out laughing. People kept asking me if sarah was my princess for like a month.

Never think I'm going to share it but, I was doing demonstration of Kung-Fu at my school my pants are so tight that I could barely seat when I was doing a high kick It got ripped off untill the zipper came off from my pants It ripped so big, people can see my underwear with my pubic hair sticking out gosh...

[QUOTE=Araknid;36926582]My phone has a really annoying habit to start opening shit and play music when I don't want it to. Mainly from a button being pressed in my pocket and then the rubbing around and all that. Talking to a teacher when suddenly Russian music starts playing. So I fumble around in my pocket, grab my phone, try to turn the music off, but accidentally press something else. Finally turned it off. All this while saying "fuck fuck fuck" in my head.[/QUOTE] oh god all I can think of is this now [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PZweYew2AnA[/media]

I was in class in kindergarten and it was really hot out and our school has no air conditioning. Our teacher was talking about how warm it was in the classroom and she said "You can take your shirts off.." so I immediately leaned forward in my chair and slipped out of the T-shirt I was wearing. As I sat there shirtless the teacher finished her sentence with "...if you're wearing another shirt underneath." and I noticed the whole class was staring at me. I quickly put my shirt back on and no more was spoken of the matter. I can't remember much but at the time I was pretty embarrassed. Now it just seems kinda funny.

My grandad put is fist towards me saying "this is for a job well done" (I'd been shovelling dirt in the garden) so I safed him, then he looked at me funny and turned his hand over and it had some money in it, oops

Once I came home from school after having drunk a few beers on the way home (my friend snuck it in his bag and we thought it was 'cool') and I was almost certain my parents were out. The car wasn't on the drive. I opened the door, walked in, let out an almighty burp followed by a fart so low it almost shook the floor with the bass it emitted and exclaimed at the top of my voice. 'Fuckin' hell!'. The car was being serviced and my grandparents were over.

[QUOTE=geoface;36927837] my cousin asked if me and her would ever be more than friends...................I freaked out, alot.[/QUOTE] hot

[QUOTE=titopei;36925076]Thats why I try and avoid telling people who I liked. It always turns out with them telling them/pushing me to tell[/QUOTE] The worst part is me and this girl have always been extremely awkward towards each other. However thanks to alcohol we managed to actually meet properly and have since had without any ambiguity whatsoever. I don't really care that I won't ever get to fuck her really, but I was afraid this move from the guy would compromise any possible friendship between us, you see.

[QUOTE=fear me;36910744]Why does it matter that he's black?[/QUOTE] Because people, believe it or not, do not feel as comfortable around people of a different race because of cultural and historical differences between the two. Just ask yourself, if you were in crowd of black people, would you be as comfortable as if you were in a crowd of white people? Probably not.

I once had a gay furry pic for spray on Gmod and sprayed it on random servers to see reactions. I then forgot I still had it, went to play with a friend and accidentally hit t in front of him.

So I ask my class-clown friend to see his iPad during study hall. He hands it to me and I decide to flip through his music library. I find "The Nigger Song", and I point to it and we both giggle. I tap "Play". "NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA!" At full volume. Luckily, only a couple people heard it, but we almost threw the thing across the room.

This reminds me one time was browsing FP in class, and if you know touchscreens, you sometimes press stuff unintentionally. Well there was that one guy who posted [url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dnAYgNnA5A0]a media tagged video as reaction[/url]. My Media volume was on full, since I was listening to Music earlier. Aaand suddenly my Phone shouted [highlight]FUCKING GENIUS[/highlight]

So at uniformed services in college we all got into the routine of going to the toilet before running 'just to be sure', and it got to the point that Battle-shits was invented. It's fairly self explanatory. A month ago I was on a trip to the ardeche decent in France with said college lot and I was taking a shit in some toilets on site whilst everyone else messed around in volleyball. To my surprise each fart was met with a louder one. So I got my game face on and demolished that fucker with a glorious retort of farts and splashes. When I left I joined in with volleyball and explained my victory to a few mates who we used to do it with and then as I realise everyone who used to do running was there a female employee of the camp-site walks out of the toilet. On the floor with laughter at the realisation of 'stranger battle-shits'.

[QUOTE=Hattiwatti;36932496]I once had a gay furry pic for spray on Gmod and sprayed it on random servers to see reactions. I then forgot I still had it, went to play with a friend and accidentally hit t in front of him.[/QUOTE] I had a scat furry porn pic to troll servers in CSS. A few months later, I decided to pick up CSS again just to play and my brother was in my room. I forgot I had the spray on and I pressed t.