Embarrassing Situations Thread V1.0 - Oh, the shame! - General

One time at cross-country camp, I was getting dressed in my tent. My friend goes to zip open the door but I yell "Yo! I'm getting dressed." A senior passing by heard me and said "Jake's getting dressed? He's Nakey Jakey!" I've been called Nakey Jakey by my friends, people at school, and even my Spanish teacher.

[QUOTE=WolfeClaw;38754396]Thanks for creating an awkward moment for me. I was in a skype call while reading that and it was complete silence until I burst out in a rarely-occurring high pitched laugh.[/QUOTE] My sister took video of it, and I've been asking her to give it to me but she just says "Yeah I'll get around to it." If I ever get it I'm posting it here.

as a culinary student in a culinary school we do catering often i went to one on friday some lady was super excited about the food and was like WOAH WHO DID THE CATERING and we were like "we did" and she loved the food and then agreed with me on something i can't remember, i went to high-five and she held out her hand to shake it and i stood there awkwardly before realising what was going on and shook her hand. while almost giving her the in-joke handshake going around at school. wow. never again.

[QUOTE=psychojake;38754475]senior[/QUOTE] Different school systems are so confusing, every time I hear a story with these so-called "seniors", I picture old people :v:

[QUOTE=HazzaHardie;38752598]my nickname is Blow Job Lips[/QUOTE] pics of ur lips pls

One Sunday in college, me and this old, black janitor were in the pool room of my dorm building, watching an NFL game. I was on the other side of the room practicing my billiard skills. I ate some questionable cafeteria food earlier that day and was getting constant gas, but I knew it'd be loud, so I held it in for awhile. Eventually, the janitor finally got up and walked out of the room, using the glass double doors next to my pool table. I waited a few seconds before I was in the clear and, standing next to the doors, ripped it as loud as I could out of self-amusement. Just a second later, I heard a noise behind the doors and turned around. He quietly opens the door, walks back in, and looks at me with the biggest fucking grin on his face. Embarrassing, but neither of us couldn't help but burst out laughing.

[QUOTE=Suttles;38755995]pics of ur lips pls[/QUOTE] I'll pm you later

[QUOTE=CaLeB-;38756269]One Sunday in college, me and this old, black janitor were in the pool room of my dorm building, watching an NFL game. I was on the other side of the room practicing my billiard skills. I ate some questionable cafeteria food earlier that day and was getting constant gas, but I knew it'd be loud, so I held it in for awhile. Eventually, the janitor finally got up and walked out of the room, using the glass double doors next to my pool table. I waited a few seconds before I was in the clear and, standing next to the doors, ripped it as loud as I could out of self-amusement. Just a second later, I heard a noise behind the doors and turned around. He quietly opens the door, walks back in, and looks at me with the biggest fucking grin on his face. Embarrassing, but neither of us couldn't help but burst out laughing.[/QUOTE] I can't rip a fart that loudly...

[QUOTE=CaLeB-;38756269]One Sunday in college, me and this old, black janitor were in the pool room of my dorm building, watching an NFL game. I was on the other side of the room practicing my billiard skills. I ate some questionable cafeteria food earlier that day and was getting constant gas, but I knew it'd be loud, so I held it in for awhile. Eventually, the janitor finally got up and walked out of the room, using the glass double doors next to my pool table. I waited a few seconds before I was in the clear and, standing next to the doors, ripped it as loud as I could out of self-amusement. Just a second later, I heard a noise behind the doors and turned around. He quietly opens the door, walks back in, and looks at me with the biggest fucking grin on his face. Embarrassing, but neither of us couldn't help but burst out laughing.[/QUOTE] As I pictured that in my head, I imagined Ainsley as the janitor.

I met a few chinese people the other night, met them all again tonight, didn't know who the fuck was who.

My nickname is gayboy because I was trying to remember the name brazilians give to the Devil (capeta) but mis-remembered and said (quite loudly) "rabeta" instead, which means gayboy. In the middle of ~20 people

Our school has a really strict cell phone policy. If its seen/heard during the school day, it is confiscated for the week and you get a detention. So halfway through the year during class my phone starts vibrating. Normally this wouldn't be a problem, but I am wearing a pair of really loose pants and the phone slowly slides to touch the seat because the phone is being paged for some odd reason. Damn. Whats worse though is that when the teacher takes it, he picks up the phone, puts it one speaker, and the entire class hears this wheezing fellow who has been trying to reach his wife for the past 7 minutes and is REALLY pissed off. That took a hell of a while to explain.

me and my best friend realized we have a crush on the same girl

I was walking to Geometry class the other day and a Freshman named Colin, who's sort of socially awkward, was drinking from a water fountain. He was drinking from it in a very odd position. His legs were together and separated at the knees, and then they were spaced apart beneath. Kind of like a lambda, λ. There were some freshman socialite girls who were all giggling at him from their lockers, whispering things like "look at him!", "he's so dumb!", etc. I went to the water fountain when he was done, bent over, and drank from the fountain while shaking my ass vigorously. They were all horrified. I stood up, turned around, looked one of them straight in the eye and said "Everyone bends differently." Felt good, man.

[QUOTE=OrionChronicles;38760254]me and my best friend realized we have a crush on the same girl[/QUOTE] That's just messed up more than embarrasing :O

[QUOTE=Kabstrac;38760663]not embarrassing for me, but this weird guy is texting one of my girl-friends (she's never met him in person, only knows through mutual friends) asking things like: "Do you think I'm attractive?" He's asked this on two separate occasions. He also said "we should meet so you can see how ugly I really am" "Do you wanna go on a date?" She's creeped out, and isn't responding, and I think it's some of the funniest and saddest shit I've read in a while. Oh and "hey we should talk on the phone tonight" and "hey I'm out of minutes but still call me!"[/QUOTE] (´・ω・`)

[QUOTE=Warship;38755872]Different school systems are so confusing, every time I hear a story with these so-called "seniors", I picture old people :v:[/QUOTE] Does grade 12 work for you?

Isn't grade 12 for them Uni or something like that? Whereas our University is college...It's all really confusing honestly.

[QUOTE=ramirez!;38760921](´・ω・`)[/QUOTE] does anyone have the link for the (´・ω・`) story?

[QUOTE=Kabstrac;38760663]not embarrassing for me, but this weird guy is texting one of my girl-friends (she's never met him in person, only knows through mutual friends) asking things like: "Do you think I'm attractive?" He's asked this on two separate occasions. He also said "we should meet so you can see how ugly I really am" "Do you wanna go on a date?" She's creeped out, and isn't responding, and I think it's some of the funniest and saddest shit I've read in a while. Oh and "hey we should talk on the phone tonight" and "hey I'm out of minutes but still call me!"[/QUOTE] lol the crazy things some guys will do for a girl..

[QUOTE=justin1992;38761116]Isn't grade 12 for them Uni or something like that? Whereas our University is college...It's all really confusing honestly.[/QUOTE] In the US, grades one through eight are elementary. Then nine through twelve is high school, with 'freshman' being 9th, 'sophomore' being 10th, 'junior' being 11th, and 'senior' being 12th. Then there's university or college, or whatever your preferred term is.

we really need to sticky that.

[QUOTE=ramirez!;38760921](´・ω・`)[/QUOTE] The memories. Oh the gods the memories.

[QUOTE]oh god holy geez what in the [/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Cheshire_cat;38761347]In the US, grades one through eight are elementary. Then nine through twelve is high school, with 'freshman' being 9th, 'sophomore' being 10th, 'junior' being 11th, and 'senior' being 12th. Then there's university or college, or whatever your preferred term is.[/QUOTE] pretty sure it's 1-5 elementary 6-8 is middle school/junior high and 9-12 is high school

[QUOTE=mlockha;38761891]pretty sure it's 1-5 elementary 6-8 is middle school/junior high and 9-12 is high school[/QUOTE] Depends on the district, it was 1-6, 7-8, 9-12 here

[QUOTE=mlockha;38761891]pretty sure it's 1-5 elementary 6-8 is middle school/junior high and 9-12 is high school[/QUOTE] Yeah, but the distinction between elementary and middle school doesn't matter very much from a normal point of view, because you don't switch schools or anything, it's just an informal term. Plus, as mblunk said, it varies from district to district.

Where I live middle schools are separate from elementary schools. [editline]9th December 2012[/editline] Also starting in middle school you have more than just a single teacher. You start going to your different classes and have a locker and etc.

[QUOTE=venn178;38762643]Where I live middle schools are separate from elementary schools. [editline]9th December 2012[/editline] Also starting in middle school you have more than just a single teacher. You start going to your different classes and have a locker and etc.[/QUOTE] Here we have Pre-school (not optional, everyone goes to it) Elementary school Upper elementary school Then you choose between high school or college After that you can choose between university or an institute (not sure about my translation about this, basically a higher college?) or medical school or whatever others there are. After that you're done. When I was in elementary school, the class sizes were rather massive. Our class had at least 38 students in every class.

Here it is 6 to 8 being elementary, 9 to 10th being MYP and then 11 and 12 for IB.