Embarrassing Situations Thread V1.0 - Oh, the shame! - General

[QUOTE=psychojake;38754475]One time at cross-country camp, I was getting dressed in my tent. My friend goes to zip open the door but I yell "Yo! I'm getting dressed." A senior passing by heard me and said "Jake's getting dressed? He's Nakey Jakey!" I've been called Nakey Jakey by my friends, people at school, and even my Spanish teacher.[/QUOTE] [img]http://i.imgur.com/x90wx.png[/img]

Once when I was at a McDonald's in Texas, the cashier asked my name so they could call it out when my food was ready. I said "Nicholas," and he wrote down "Nicoles." When someone brought up the food, they said "Nicole...s?" Most stuff doesn't bother me, but having to take the bag from him as Nicole and then go back to my table felt like a walk of shame.

According to my friends, apparently I look like a cow when I eat. This was said a few months ago, back when I still had braces and it hurt to eat. This has resulted in endless jokes about me being a cow and looking like a cow, when we pass a field full of cows, "hey Alex, it's your home kind!". Or when I eat they'll say "moo". Or make jokes about me eating grass. The jokes aren't as frequent now as I got them off and can eat relatively normally, but now and then they'll still heave out a joke about my cowish manner of eating. It's pretty funny, but still makes me go a bit red.

[QUOTE=c:;38763415]Once when I was at a McDonald's in Texas, the cashier asked my name so they could call it out when my food was ready. I said "Nicholas," and he wrote down "Nicoles." When someone brought up the food, they said "Nicole...s?" Most stuff doesn't bother me, but having to take the bag from him as Nicole and then go back to my table felt like a walk of shame.[/QUOTE] One time at the Taco Bell when they asked for my name I told them "Sergio". When it came out this really loud, hyper guy was like "I GOT AN ORDER UP FOR SERGIO!"

[QUOTE=Cheshire_cat;38762414]Yeah, but the distinction between elementary and middle school doesn't matter very much from a normal point of view, because you don't switch schools or anything, it's just an informal term. Plus, as mblunk said, it varies from district to district.[/QUOTE] Not necessarily, we have some schools down here which take you from K5 - kindergarten, basically pre-school - to 12th grade. Most of them are private, admittedly, but they're still around.

I met the chinese people again this morning and I still couldn't tell them apart. :(

[QUOTE=haloguy234;38763414][img]http://i.imgur.com/x90wx.png[/img][/QUOTE] I was going into the shower after gym once and someone yelled "Nakey Jakey is assuming his final form!". A lot of people came to look.

one time in an art class two girls were discussing each others tits they were having an argument about whose were larger my brain turned off I say "Can we not agree they're both just lovely?" they both look at me with the "WTF" face of a thousand suns >slip under desk >make small pile of spaghetti >live in it for rest of days

[QUOTE=Sardonus;38765564]one time in an art class two girls were discussing each others tits they were having an argument about whose were larger my brain turned off I say "Can we not agree they're both just lovely?" they both look at me with the "WTF" face of a thousand suns >slip under desk >make small pile of spaghetti >live in it for rest of days[/QUOTE] Your slip-up was that you said "both", implying that they each had one breast, which is not common and in some ways considered offensive.

I woke up and we had one of my our dad's friends was here I got up with barely anything on but underwear and walked casually to the bathroom while I scratched my crotch I didn't notice there was anyone awake, let alone the friend in the hall way

I have really bad eyesight, so when I woke up and went into the living room at my friend's house without my glasses on and couldn't tell what his brother was touching, it took me a few seconds to realize he had his penis hanging out of his boxers.

[QUOTE=c:;38767828]I have really bad eyesight, so when I woke up and went into the living room at my friend's house without my glasses on and couldn't tell what his brother was touching, it took me a few seconds to realize he had his penis hanging out of his boxers.[/QUOTE] do i know u

[QUOTE=Sardonus;38765564]one time in an art class two girls were discussing each others tits they were having an argument about whose were larger my brain turned off I say "Can we not agree they're both just lovely?" they both look at me with the "WTF" face of a thousand suns >slip under desk >make small pile of spaghetti >live in it for rest of days[/QUOTE] They should've been more chill about it, it's a nice complement.

This happened in 7th or 8th grade, we were in mathematic class when the teacher announced something (Don't remember what) but the entire class began booing and calling him names and for some stupid reason I sort of blacked out for a second and when I came to it I had thrown my pen bag into his belly (it was filled with lots of stuff, some of it made of metal so it was really heavy) I was always the quiet calm kid so that akward moment when everyone stared at me, luckily for me the teacher was in a good mood. Also I had made it an habit to call our english teacher "mom", caused quite a few people to look at me saying it.

Today I ran into a pole while engrossed in conversation with my friend. ffffffffffffffffffffff

Earlier my dad walked in while i was laying naked in bed, i love sleeping naked i was preparing for a fap with hentai ready on the screen i just casually moved the laptop over my dong

[QUOTE=a-cookie;38771190]Earlier my dad walked in while i was laying naked in bed, i love sleeping naked i was preparing for a fap with hentai ready on the screen i just casually moved the laptop over my dong[/QUOTE] Handled like a boss.

[QUOTE=a-cookie;38771190]Earlier my dad walked in while i was laying naked in bed, i love sleeping naked i was preparing for a fap with hentai ready on the screen i just casually moved the laptop over my dong[/QUOTE] That was some smooth shit. Speaking of shit my bowels have been having a complete seizure over the past week deciding that I need to shit at random intervals over the course of the day, usually with about 4 - 8 hours between each. I had some very close calls last week. What didn't help is that even though I slipped a fart around them it still smelt horrific, like someone ran into a factory dedicated to making the foulest smells on the planet then joined forces with my fart to produce something otherworldy in smell. I nearly killed about 3 classmates when that one exited the poop chute. It seems to have calmed now though so hopefully THAT won't happen again.

[QUOTE=Aircraft;38770690]Today I ran into a pole while engrossed in conversation with my friend. ffffffffffffffffffffff[/QUOTE] I used to do that all the time in school, although most of them were intentional. Nobody paid it any mind when I genuinely didn't see the pole because of that. I sometimes wonder if all the head trauma caused any hey a butterfly!

My very close friend and my grand-mother have really close number... Let's say: Grand-Mother:123-4567 Friend:123-4576 It's really confusing. So my cellphone's ringing I answer and I let out an incredibly loud "WAZZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA". My grandma then said "What", the moment I realised it was my grand-mother, I was so ashamed....

[QUOTE=bilbasio;38772215]My very close friend and my grand-mother have really close number... Let's say: Grand-Mother:123-4567 Friend:123-4576 It's really confusing. So my cellphone's ringing I answer and I let out an incredibly loud "WAZZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA". My grandma then said "What", the moment I realised it was my grand-mother, I was so ashamed....[/QUOTE] uh what phones dont have contact caller id display these days

[QUOTE=RenegadeCop;38772756]the ones that people don't feel like paying extra money for[/QUOTE] no seriously unless you are using a jitterbug even grocery store phones have contact lists

They've had contact lists ever since they stopped using microwave screens.

[QUOTE=Sardonus;38765564]one time in an art class two girls were discussing each others tits they were having an argument about whose were larger my brain turned off I say "Can we not agree they're both just lovely?" they both look at me with the "WTF" face of a thousand suns >slip under desk >make small pile of spaghetti >live in it for rest of days[/QUOTE] This is one of those situations where it could have been awesome instead of awkward if you put just the right grin on.

[QUOTE=ramirez!;38760921](´・ω・`)[/QUOTE] best spagetti ever [editline]10th December 2012[/editline] The amazing part is that the idiot not only got laid but also got a wife even more dumb then he is

[QUOTE=Suttles;38768139]do i know u[/QUOTE] HC, MI?

[QUOTE=MuffinZerg;38773834]best spagetti ever [editline]10th December 2012[/editline] The amazing part is that the idiot not only got laid but also got a wife even more dumb then he is[/QUOTE] That gives me massive amounts of hope and confidence if THAT guy could do these things (´・ω・`)

[QUOTE=Nemisis116;38774537]That gives me massive amounts of hope and confidence if THAT guy could do these things (´・ω・`)[/QUOTE] And all you have to do is steal from your parents to pay a girl for sex

[QUOTE=c:;38774550]And all you have to do is steal from your parents to pay a girl for sex[/QUOTE] I tried that it didn't work [help] anyway let's get on topic

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