Embarrassing Situations Thread V1.0 - Oh, the shame! - General

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My parents cleaned my room whilst I was away at uni for the first semester. I thought I'd made sure to remove anything embarrassing from my room before I'd left. However, I'd apparently forgotten to get rid of a pack of gay pornographic playing cards my friend had gotten me as a joke (I came out of the closet recently). When I arrived home I found they'd put them on my desk, next to a pack of flavored condoms. My parents are weird and embarrassing beyond measure.

Shit I need to bring my friend some gay porno cards, that sounds fun

[QUOTE=shozamar;38776195]My parents cleaned my room whilst I was away at uni for the first semester. I thought I'd made sure to remove anything embarrassing from my room before I'd left. However, I'd apparently forgotten to get rid of a pack of gay pornographic playing cards my friend had gotten me as a joke (I came out of the closet recently). When I arrived home I found they'd put them on my desk, next to a pack of flavored condoms. My parents are weird and embarrassing beyond measure.[/QUOTE] Were they already your condoms, or did your parents buy them for you as a way to prevent it from being awkward?

[QUOTE=MuffinZerg;38776244]Shit I need to bring my friend some gay porno cards, that sounds fun[/QUOTE] When I was working at a small car-parts-selling business, me and my co-worker found some super-old porn-calendars. Not a single hair was shaved on those girls, damn! When I got home and pulled out my lunch-box in the kitchen in front of my whole family, those said calendars slipped away from my backpack and onto the kitchen table. I will hunt him down and I WILL kill him.

[QUOTE=Aircraft;38760221]Our school has a really strict cell phone policy. If its seen/heard during the school day, it is confiscated for the week and you get a detention. So halfway through the year during class my phone starts vibrating. Normally this wouldn't be a problem, but I am wearing a pair of really loose pants and the phone slowly slides to touch the seat because the phone is being paged for some odd reason. Damn. Whats worse though is that when the teacher takes it, he picks up the phone, puts it one speaker, and the entire class hears this wheezing fellow who has been trying to reach his wife for the past 7 minutes and is REALLY pissed off. That took a hell of a while to explain.[/QUOTE] I've had my dad call me in math class and i forgot to put it on vibrate, so it medium high volume it went off. My math teach answered the the phone.

Are they allowed to do that?

[QUOTE=shozamar;38776195]My parents cleaned my room whilst I was away at uni for the first semester. I thought I'd made sure to remove anything embarrassing from my room before I'd left. However, I'd apparently forgotten to get rid of a pack of gay pornographic playing cards my friend had gotten me as a joke (I came out of the closet recently). When I arrived home I found they'd put them on my desk, next to a pack of flavored condoms. My parents are weird and embarrassing beyond measure.[/QUOTE] At least they don't make it too awkward for you. It's subtle. Sort of reminds me of when I found a thin towel below my bedsheets.

[QUOTE=Lord_Schrotty;38777194]Are they allowed to do that?[/QUOTE] It's a disruption in class. They're allowed to confiscate it temporarily, which is enough. He probably saw it was his dad on the caller ID and answered it.

[QUOTE=haloguy234;38754276]I got piss drunk at my dad's wedding a couple of weeks ago. I was dancing with all the bitches. And by dance I mean I was just wiggling my arms and moving off-beat for about 3 hours.[/QUOTE] Someone who was at the wedding uploaded some pictures. Here's a progression of me from stone cold sober to blackout drunk. Stage 1: Stone Cold Sober # of Beers: 0 [img]http://i.imgur.com/MWltt.png[/img] Stage 2: Getting There # of Beers: 8 [img]http://i.imgur.com/mATb2.png[/img] Stage 3: Browning Out # of Beers: 18-24 [img]http://i.imgur.com/Pckfa.png[/img] Stage 4: what the fuck is going on i dont even # of Beers: ???? [img]http://i.imgur.com/iOAO0.png[/img]

Getting caught checking out a friends tits not once... not twice... but FOUR times worth it though :quagmire:

[QUOTE=Revanold;38781270]Getting caught checking out a friends tits not once... not twice... but FOUR times worth it though :quagmire:[/QUOTE] all men check out their female friends. Denying it is just pointless.

[QUOTE=Sardonus;38781313]all men check out their female friends. Denying it is just pointless.[/QUOTE] unless they're gey

[QUOTE=Sardonus;38781313]all men check out their female friends. Denying it is just pointless.[/QUOTE] Well yeah, was embarrasing to talk myself out of it the first time, by the fourth I think she just accepted it

[QUOTE=Revanold;38781387]Well yeah, was embarrasing to talk myself out of it the first time, by the fourth I think she just accepted it[/QUOTE] handle it with a bit of swagger, player. be all like "BIIIITCH BABY GOT BACK"

I was in the cafeteria at college it was a snowday so I was just relaxing in there eating lunch. My mate Luke decided it'd be fantastically hilarious to slide open the window on the far side and hurl a snowball in at me, it exploded in my face as I was taking a bite from a sausage roll. Take note about 40+ people saw this and seeing as I did uniformed services these things can't go without retaliation. This is embarrassing thus far, and he thought the fact he was outside made him safe and he knows I'm a black belt and fairly calm, so I decided to vault the fuck out of my chair, jump through the window and chase him. Did I mention it was a snow day? Through the big windowed-edge of the cafeteria everyone saw me slip on some ice whilst chasing him and slide down into the car-park. The walk back was made worse by the laughter

[QUOTE=Nemisis116;38774537]That gives me massive amounts of hope and confidence if THAT guy could do these things (´・ω・`)[/QUOTE] iirc that guy's parents were rich as fuck so he could piss a lot of money away

[QUOTE=Ruski v2.0;38746582]im 17 and get shitfaced often tis overrated[/QUOTE] Very overrated. It was my best friends 18th on saturday evening and I did a whole bottle of JD neat in 2 hours. I cannot remember anything after 10. I feel terrible for my girlfriend who looked after me that whole evening and even the next day. She is a right keeper tbh, after putting her through that shit I'm surprised I haven't been dumped. Gonna make it up to her next saturday though. Moral of the story; Don't drink in excess, know your limits otherwise you could potentially lose your girlfriend and any self-dignity and worth you think you possess.

Ok drinky story time. It was a few summers ago and I was at home with my girlfriend and we were drinking for a while and watching TV. My brother shows up with a load of his friends and invite me to play Ring of Fire. It's all going fine for half an hour but I ran out of beer and I decided in my infinite drunk wisdom that I could just play it with vodka instead. So I end up drinking a glass of vodka in about 20 minutes and after becoming twice as drunk as I was I decide that it would be a good time to quit. I go to the toilet and lock the door behind me. It's a tiny toilet under the staircase and it's only just big enough to stand up and wash your hands in the sink next to the toilet, not an actual bathroom. It has one of those slide locks ([url=http://www.buildersironmongery.com/ekmps/shops/ssintuk/images/brass-chrome-bathroom-toilet-cupboard-door-lock-bolt-240-p.jpg]this is what I mean[/url]) and it's really awkward to get the bolt into the hole because it doesn't fit properly. I struggle but manage to get it in and sit down to have a piss. I reflect on how drunk I am and nearly pass out while I'm peeing. I muster up the strength to get off the toilet and open the door but I collapse to my knees and then fall over. I'm lying on the floor trying to open the door but the lock is awkward enough to open/close while sober so obviously that was kind of scary. At some point I must have made a loud noise (possibly when I fell over) and a few people were concerned that I might be really ill or passing out or whatever and they're telling me to get the door open. Easier said than done. I'm trying my best to get it open and I can't and I start to panic a bit. From this point on I have no memory of what happened and I am going off what my girlfriend told me. Presumably after flapping my hands at the lock for a minute or two I manage to get it open and sort of fall out of the toilet. At this point I can't stand or speak and my brother's friend carries me up to my room and plonks me on the bed. I apparently spend the next half hour shooting sick into a bin and at some point I stopped and went to sleep. I had the worst hangover for the next 2 days and also my body really hurt from all the violent vomiting. My girlfriend was less than happy with the whole affair. If you're gonna get drunk don't mix drinks, don't drink a lot of neat spirits and also spread the drinks out a bit. Being drunk can be a lot of fun but having to be carried to bed is not something to be proud of.

[QUOTE=halflife_123;38782967]If you're gonna get drunk don't mix drinks, don't drink a lot of neat spirits and also spread the drinks out a bit. Being drunk can be a lot of fun but having to be carried to bed is not something to be proud of.[/QUOTE] And drink a lot of water when you get done. Obviously it's hard to remember to do this if you black out, but hangovers and nausea are caused by the massive dehydration from the alcohol. Even just 3-4 glasses of water before you go to sleep will severely cut into how shitty you feel the next day. Plus you're likely to wake up in the middle of the night to piss, which give you another chance to get water.

[QUOTE=Sardonus;38781313]all men check out their female friends. Denying it is just pointless.[/QUOTE] No. AH HELP.

Another trick my mate tries is to get stupidly wasted and then jam your fingers down your throat so you throw it up and can drink more. Only bad side is you're likely to be found out as an idiot and your teeth will take a beating for it.

Because we all know vomit tastes better going back down.

[QUOTE=Ruski v2.0;38781978]Very overrated. It was my best friends 18th on saturday evening and I did a whole bottle of JD neat in 2 hours. I cannot remember anything after 10. I feel terrible for my girlfriend who looked after me that whole evening and even the next day. She is a right keeper tbh, after putting her through that shit I'm surprised I haven't been dumped. Gonna make it up to her next saturday though. Moral of the story; Don't drink in excess, know your limits otherwise you could potentially lose your girlfriend and any self-dignity and worth you think you possess.[/QUOTE] yep drinking is fun if you control yourself and know your limits I said it before and i'll say it again, everyone at one point in their life will get shitfaced beyond control, which is sort of a good thing, because that way you know your limit [editline]10th December 2012[/editline] a few weeks ago i got shitfaced drunk with some friends and I was told I was twerking all over the place and I went into the closet and rolled around on the floor for a half hour. then I supposedly made out with a few girls. sometimes I feel like my friends make up these stories

Junior year/11th grade. I switched schools that year, so not many people knew me yet. As I was going down the stairs at school, I stumbled down a couple of the last steps before the landing. To cover it up, I leaned over the railing a little as it happened and yelled in a guy's face who was going down the next flight (no words. more like growling/animal noise). Because as we all know, it's much better for people who don't know you to think you're insane than to realize you slipped.

I'm a senior in high school right now, and my weight lifting class was in the gym for a bit. I started talking tool this one girl with a big ass and she seemed really nice too. At the end of class I asked where she's going next and she said algebra 1. She was a freshman. Fmlfml abort. I just turned 18 too God damn it

Did you?

[QUOTE=Lijitsu;38783028]And drink a lot of water when you get done. Obviously it's hard to remember to do this if you black out, but hangovers and nausea are caused by the massive dehydration from the alcohol. Even just 3-4 glasses of water before you go to sleep will severely cut into how shitty you feel the next day. Plus you're [b] likely to wake up in the middle of the night to piss [/b], which give you another chance to get water.[/QUOTE] ...Or you don't. [sp]Yep, been there :( [/sp]

I was in a house party about 3 months before I formed a relationship with my now-girlfriend. Apparently I was so drunk, I didn't remember anything but one of my friends caught a video of me yelling "I'm going to dive into the pool!". Instead of the pool, I was muff diving into this really hot girl in the party (my girlfriend). After I knew, I never spoke to her for a month. She now laughs real hard about it.