Embarrassing Situations Thread V1.0 - Oh, the shame! - General

When I was in 8th grade I was walking up some stairs to the school library and tripped on one. I then had to dash up the stairs really quickly due to the trip, I'm not quite sure how that works but it did. Anyway and I crash into two girls who were at the top of the stairs.

[QUOTE=evilweazel;38788962]I'm a senior in high school right now, and my weight lifting class was in the gym for a bit. I started talking tool this one girl with a big ass and she seemed really nice too. At the end of class I asked where she's going next and she said algebra 1. She was a freshman. Fmlfml abort. I just turned 18 too God damn it[/QUOTE] Just wait until you get to college, where every party you go to you have to check ages before making a move. Happened to me at a concert once, was going for it when she said she was a sophomore in high-school.

Been saying hi to my friend around college every time I see him Turns out this friend doesn't actually go to my college, this random guy who I have been greeting most days for the last month or so just looks freakishly similar I even bearhugged him the other day :suicide: [sp] Didn't fuck him [/sp]

Worst day ever. I have these stupid boxers were the buttons on the front always come undone and my penis hangs out of this hole. I'm always paranoid of this sooo constantly check my flies. The one day I completely forget to check at all was today.... noticed in art class the tip of my penis just casually hanging out my pants... I have no fucking idea how long it had been hanging out, but I'm so paranoid walking round now

[QUOTE=Revanold;38794409]Been saying hi to my friend around college every time I see him Turns out this friend doesn't actually go to my college, this random guy who I have been greeting most days for the last month or so just looks freakishly similar I even bearhugged him the other day :suicide: [sp] Didn't fuck him [/sp][/QUOTE] What? How does that happen for an entire month without the other guy saying something?

He gay fo' you man.

He's obvioisly lying he fucked him or was he the one that had been fucked????

[QUOTE=jamzzster;38794608]Worst day ever. I have these stupid boxers were the buttons on the front always come undone and my penis hangs out of this hole. I'm always paranoid of this sooo constantly check my flies. The one day I completely forget to check at all was today.... noticed in art class the tip of my penis just casually hanging out my pants... I have no fucking idea how long it had been hanging out, but I'm so paranoid walking round now[/QUOTE] You didn't feel a draft?

[QUOTE=Krinkels;38794643]What? How does that happen for an entire month without the other guy saying something?[/QUOTE] Theres a black guy at a drive through who always acts like he knows me, but I got no clue who he is. Apparently I look like one of his friends named Steve.

Since I went to the uni I got to know a lot of people. Since then I am saying "hi" to them when I meet them and that's where our interaction ends. I am bad at memorizing faces so when I see a fimilar face I say "hi" just in case. One day a guy I totally don't know said "hi" and since then we do shake hands every time. I am not sure if I just forgot or he really just thought I was fimilar. There was a guy I met once but we didnt interact at all. Since then he had never said "hi" and neither did I, but one he suddenly out of nothing shaked hands and said "hi". And then he never did it again. I don't feel awkward when that happens but other people do. I can read the "Oh god do I know him or not? Damn better shake hands just in case so I won't hurt him or something" in their eyes every time

My Wii came in the mail today. I wasn't wearing anything but a robe when I saw the FedEx truck pull up, so I ran down to my room to put on normal clothes. It took me too long to get my pants on, and he'd already dropped off the box when I got upstairs again. Our packages are almost always dropped off at the door on the side of the garage, which is at the other end of the porch from our living room door. I hurried out the living room door, turned and took a step to walk down the porch, and immediately got tripped up by the package. I felt so dumb, but I just laughed and waved to the guy.

Today I hit an old man with my car. It was an accident because there was an enormous glare from the sun on my windshield right when I turned, and I couldn't see the man crossing the street. Next thing I know his old ass is on top of my hood, so I stop the car. He is on the ground all scratched up, and won't get up (it was a 5-10 mph impact). A police car, a firetruck, and an ambulance came. Oh and I forgot to mention this was one block away from my high school, right after school. So I need to stand there in shame as all my fellow students drive by with a man who looks like he died lying in the middle of the street in front of my car. I'm just waiting to see how many rumors spread tomorrow that I killed someone.

This was pretty embarrassing to me. I was about 10 years old at a friends house and it was her 10 birthday and her aunt brought koolaid. Her black cat climbs up on the table we're sitting at and sneezes. I jump and spill the koolaid all over the table. Another time me and her were making our TY beani babies "Wahoo" Because we were sick children but anywho we are having them wohoo on my familys car and the family in the apartment belows dad pulls up and sees the TYs having a woohoo. mind you he was a smoker in his 60's.

What is this "woohoo" you talk about? I don't get it.

Sex. I think it's a term from the Sims. [editline]12th December 2012[/editline] Though I still don't get what his father smoking has to do with anything.

So he was a small kid and made his beanie babies "have sex" and someone saw him? Oh how embarrassing.

[QUOTE=BigJoeyLemons;38795883]You didn't feel a draft?[/QUOTE] No D: I do have like a numb penis though weirdly

[QUOTE=TASSMENBURRITO;38799342]This was pretty embarrassing to me. I was about 10 years old at a friends house and it was her 10 birthday and her aunt brought koolaid. Her black cat climbs up on the table we're sitting at and sneezes. I jump and spill the koolaid all over the table. Another time me and her were making our TY beani babies "Wahoo" Because we were sick children but anywho we are having them wohoo on my familys car and the family in the apartment belows dad pulls up and sees the TYs having a woohoo. mind you he was a smoker in his 60's.[/QUOTE] [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lkuIqdE4dRQ[/media]

[QUOTE=TASSMENBURRITO;38799342]This was pretty embarrassing to me. I was about 10 years old at a friends house and it was her 10 birthday and her aunt brought koolaid. Her black cat climbs up on the table we're sitting at and sneezes. I jump and spill the koolaid all over the table. Another time me and her were making our TY beani babies "Wahoo" Because we were sick children but anywho we are having them wohoo on my familys car and the family in the apartment belows dad pulls up and sees the TYs having a woohoo. mind you he was a smoker in his 60's.[/QUOTE] you fucked the cat and beanie babies right???

[QUOTE=DMK95921;38799171]Today I hit an old man with my car. It was an accident because there was an enormous glare from the sun on my windshield right when I turned, and I couldn't see the man crossing the street. Next thing I know his old ass is on top of my hood, so I stop the car. He is on the ground all scratched up, and won't get up (it was a 5-10 mph impact). A police car, a firetruck, and an ambulance came. Oh and I forgot to mention this was one block away from my high school, right after school. So I need to stand there in shame as all my fellow students drive by with a man who looks like he died lying in the middle of the street in front of my car. I'm just waiting to see how many rumors spread tomorrow that I killed someone.[/QUOTE] Is the old man alright?

The reason I mention him being a smoker was because he was always very thin and had a hoarse voice. And no I did not F*** the cat or the beanie babies. Lets put it this way. As children in a rural town boredom was a very common problem and I guess back then the way to cure it was beanie baby love. LOL. We'd have the beanie babies get married and cheat on eachother and commit suicide.

Browsing the internet when I came across a picture of an anthropomorphic wolf-girl in a nurse-outfit or something embarrassing like that. Opened it in a tab because I couldn't risk opening it on my screen because my roommates asleep were in the room. Came back a an hour or so later, did a quick check of the room, and opened the picture. Looked it over for about a minute or two, and closed it. I grabbed my backpack to go to my next class, when I heard my roommate shuffle around in his bed. I'm pretty sure my blood froze, and I darted out of the room. Not really positive if he saw anything or not, but I doubt he'd really care anyway. [editline]13th December 2012[/editline] moral of the story: check your fucking corners

I had my friend over one night, and he went ahead and searched + bookmarked several porn, and gay porn websites on my computer. The following morning, after he left, I just installed Swype, for texting and stuff on Android. I thought it was neat and went to show it to my mother. I needed a textbox to demonstrate it, so I clicked on the 'Google Search' on my home screen with the phone in front of both of us. And there sat several gay porn Google searches that Google synced from chrome to my phone in front of my mother and I. I didn't get to demonstrate Swype.

more details? was he fucking with you or misusing your computer? how exactly did she react?

[QUOTE=NisseN;38789055]...Or you don't. [sp]Yep, been there :( [/sp][/QUOTE] my friend got so wasted once when he got back home he tripped over his dehumidifier and passed out on top of it and pissed him self, was a hiliarious sight to see in the morning

Was at a friends house last night. Me and his girlfriend got bored, as everyone else was pleaying league of legends, watching stuff on youtube, playing cards whatever. So we decided to try and find the weirdest fetish we could on furaffinity, deviantart and e621. Spend about 20 minutes looking up possibly the weirdest shit i have ever seen, get hungry, turn around. My friends whole family was in the kitchen, that includes his mum, dad, and 3 younger sisters. Me and my friend's girlfriends laptops screen were in clear viewing of my friends family. They saw everything we looked at. Needless to say, we got the dirtiest looks for the rest of the night

[QUOTE=Boba_Fett;38811840]Browsing the internet when I came across a picture of an anthropomorphic wolf-girl in a nurse-outfit or something embarrassing like that. Opened it in a tab because I couldn't risk opening it on my screen because my roommates asleep were in the room. Came back a an hour or so later, did a quick check of the room, and opened the picture. Looked it over for about a minute or two, and closed it. I grabbed my backpack to go to my next class, when I heard my roommate shuffle around in his bed. I'm pretty sure my blood froze, and I darted out of the room. Not really positive if he saw anything or not, but I doubt he'd really care anyway. [editline]13th December 2012[/editline] moral of the story: check your fucking corners[/QUOTE] sounds hot show us the picture!

[QUOTE=a-cookie;38816334]sounds hot show us the picture![/QUOTE] I'm not going to post it for the sake of others, but check your inbox bro.

Send it to me, too.

[QUOTE=Boba_Fett;38816656]I'm not going to post it for the sake of others, but check your inbox bro.[/QUOTE] why is this embarrasing it sucks