Embarrassing Situations Thread V1.0 - Oh, the shame! - General

some of my friends went out for breakfast a few months back and apparently one of them said "i would like ONE pancake, please" to the waitress. he hasn't lived it down "um.. just one?" "er, no"

I was running around outside with my phone playing Ingress trying to get the XM, bam I hit a fucking pole and a group of cute girls was biking near me. Oh dear.

[QUOTE=Petrussen;38854558]"Would you like a big or small coke?" "yes"[/QUOTE] "How are you?" "Yes"

[QUOTE=RobyYe;38854994]I was running around outside with my phone playing Ingress trying to get the XM, bam I hit a fucking pole and a group of cute girls was biking near me. Oh dear.[/QUOTE] did you fuck the pole?

[QUOTE=DrasarSalman;38855002]"How are you?" "Yes"[/QUOTE]"Dude! I just got an xbox!" "Yeah man." [editline]16th December 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=MuffinZerg;38855014]did you fuck the pole?[/QUOTE]Well, no.

I was walking toward the elevator in my school, its in some corner by the lockers, so it's kinda dark before the automatic lights turn on. I get to the elevator in the dark, and the lights come on, and there's a couple making out right in the corner. They stop as soon as they see me and I quickly start to call the elevator to avoid an elongated moment of awkwardness. The elevator arrives and I get in, as the doors were closing I thought to myself "These guys don't know me, they won't even remember me, might as well fuck with them". So I stuck my arm out of the gap of the closing door and waved a wanking hand gesture at them. Forgot that the doors had sensors though, as soon as I started doing the gesture the doors opened again and I just stood there staring at them dead in the eyes. [editline]16th December 2012[/editline] (i didnt fuck either of them btw)

Remembered another one. I was sat in class as an average 12 year old trying to make some more friends. The teacher gives us some instructions (something to do with geography) and we all start to group up. In the end, me and a black kid are all that's left. We sit down and pull out a book of maps. After skimming through a few pages, my eyes catch the words 'Niger'. It's worth mentioning at this point that I thought saying nigger to a black person was a sign of respect. I look up at him, spin the book around and pointed at my newly found word and said "YO MAH NIGGER!". Luckily, no one heard, however his eyes widened and he yelled [B]"OH MY GOD HE'S BEING RACIST!![/B] Everyone was just staring... :suicide:

one time in year 7 i told a chinese kid that chinks cant play tennis becuase he wouldn't let me join his group he didnt let me join the group and my PE teacher got mad [sp]we fucked[/sp]

Freshman year: Wanted to skip 4th Block, for reasons that do not matter. I was wandering the halls until a security guard/hall monitor told me to go to class. Instead I went to the restrooms and decided to sit in one of the stalls on the toilet for the whole block, passing the time with my itouch. Fast forward about 40 minutes into it (people coming and going, me going insane), I'm just there chilling on the toilet when the stall door slowly opens by itself. I forgot to LOCK the damn thing. As it opens, in clear view there's a guy drying his hands on the wall blow dryer. He sees me out of the corner of his eye and slowly turns his head awkwardly/reluctantly at me with a "uhh....." face. I'm sitting down there using my itouch with ass on toilet, we look eachother dead in the eyes for about 3 seconds, and I give the "This never happened look" and lean forward to close the door. I never used the stalls to skip class again.

I cried in front of my Dad about the shooting it Connecticut.

[QUOTE=Zerokateo;38857823]I cried in front of my Dad about the shooting it Connecticut.[/QUOTE] Nothing embarrassing about that.

[QUOTE=RenegadeCop;38858183]Really, it depends on his relationship with his father. If they're somewhat distant, it might be an awkward thing to see.[/QUOTE] [thumb]http://img97.imageshack.us/img97/9707/1248250873790.jpg[/thumb]

[QUOTE=Zerokateo;38857823]I cried in front of my Dad about the shooting it Connecticut.[/QUOTE] am i weird to not feel anything when i heard about that? i mean its sad that it happened but it doesnt affect me very much

[QUOTE=RenegadeCop;38858183]Really, it depends on his relationship with his father. If they're somewhat distant, it might be an awkward thing to see.[/QUOTE] I mean I just felt like a wuss but my Dad just sat there and kinda listened to me, didn't say anything back really. He knows I really wanna join the Marines so when I started crying I kinda thought that he would say something about the Marines not wanting a cryer but he just listened. [editline]16th December 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=dill6869;38858307]am i weird to not feel anything when i heard about that? i mean its sad that it happened but it doesn't affect me very much[/QUOTE] I felt the same way at first but then I just started realizing, these kids didn't even get a chance to unwrap their Christmas presents and sit on Santa's lap one last time and get a picture, they didn't have a chance to think about what they wanted to be when they grew up. I mean children die everyday in third countries from starvation and here from car accidents but... Shit man, 18 children we're slaughtered.. Imagine being the coroner or the guy walking into the classroom to bag them up and just seeing bloodied little bodies with bullet holes in them all over. And think about the parents, The parents we're probably all excited to see the joy on their kids faces on Christmas morning and now they're just gone.

[QUOTE=dill6869;38858307]am i weird to not feel anything when i heard about that? i mean its sad that it happened but it doesnt affect me very much[/QUOTE] I feel the same way as you. I think maybe I've just been a bit desensitized to all the terrible shit that happens all the time.

I was bored one day, and started playing blackcops singleplayer on my Wii because the internet was down, and I had to stop. I realized how insensitive people were to that stuff and just had to stop. It felt bad man.

the first fight i got in during freshman year of highschool, i missed my first punch. the guy didn't think i was being serious about it, so i got a second punch in without even getting hit in the rest of the fight. it didn't feel like a fight though because he pushed me, and i pushed him back and then he ran away. i played it off like a badass though and just walked away with a group of friends. :v:

[QUOTE=PyroCraz3d;38858712]the first fight i got in during freshman year of highschool, i missed my first punch. the guy didn't think i was being serious about it, so i got a second punch in without even getting hit in the rest of the fight. it didn't feel like a fight though because he pushed me, and i pushed him back and then he ran away. i played it off like a badass though and just walked away with a group of friends. :v:[/QUOTE] I remember a fight that I had when I was younger, not really embarrassing for me as much as it was with the other guy, the guy just started taunting me but I didn't really care neither wanted to fight, but people started going around us and really wanting to heat up a fight, then the guy started pushing me around and tried to make me fall other by putting his leg behind mine and pushing me. He ended up slipping and breaking his nose and then ran away while crying. I just stood there in the middle of the crowd and walked away like nothing really happened.

[QUOTE=Kindlinho;38850424]Oh God, this! I always have to think out what the other guy could have possibly said, because I only hear a half of other people's sentences most of the time and I don't wanna annoy people with constantly asking: "What?" Too bad I tend to think it out incorrectly, responding with the most inappropriate or stupid answers. Sometimes I reflexively answer to a question I misheard and in that particular moment I fail to realize they said something else than I heard. So everyone goes "Buhahaaaa!" and I'm just really confused. Good that we usually laugh it off, but it's still a pain in the ass.[/QUOTE] I don't have the best hearing, and when I do actually hear someone I usually don't care about what they're saying, so I use the same solution for both: smile and nod.

One time in gym, a girl with aspergers or autism (Fuck if I know, she has some mental disability), asked me if she could use my ipod. I was there chilling with my friends on the bleachers, with my ears plugged in, listening to music like always. I didn't want to lend her my ipod because I'm very self conscious about my music. I couldn't think of an excuse without sounding like a dick because there were other people nearby AND she always asked everyone in the gym to use theirs and they always said yes. So without even thinking, I replied..."Oh, um, I don't have an ipod. I just wear these earphones because they make me look cool" as I unplugged my earphones from my ipod and showed the empty end to her. All she said was "Oh..." with a disappointed look on her face and walked away. After she left, my friends burst out laughing, not at her but at me and my shitty excuse being a dick and all. Not that embarrassing, but pretty shameful of myself.

I wish I could be as embarrassing as one of my friends. He called the radio station to request a song and what he says to the radio guy after he's asked what he'd like to request is, "I feel like a little Queen." The Radio host replied with, "I'm sure you do." He just sat there dumbfounded for a moment.

I wish farting in classrooms at school would be like the movies. As in only the fat weird kid gets gassy then farts and everyone just laughs it off. But NOOOOO. Me, the small quiet loner kid in class, has to get gassy, forcing me to hold my asshole tight for dear life, but holding it in only prolongs the fart. It lasts a good couple seconds, you can hear the fart's sound waves vibrating throughout my body then slowly escaping, hitting the bottom of my warm moist seat. It echos across the quiet room as we are doing our tests. I hunch down in my seat and lock my eyes on my desk. Oh god, the awkward silence after a fart. You hear the desks creak as people fidget around from the sheer awkwardness the fart has created. You hear more sounds like coughing and throat-clearing to ease the tension but, shit. It lasts all the way till the test is over. [editline]17th December 2012[/editline] yes, I take my farts very seriously

[QUOTE=BaCkStAbEr;38859122]I remember a fight that I had when I was younger, not really embarrassing for me as much as it was with the other guy, the guy just started taunting me but I didn't really care neither wanted to fight, but people started going around us and really wanting to heat up a fight, then the guy started pushing me around and tried to make me fall other by putting his leg behind mine and pushing me. He ended up slipping and breaking his nose and then ran away while crying. I just stood there in the middle of the crowd and walked away like nothing really happened.[/QUOTE] Remember this one time, not really embarrassing, but a 6th grader (we were at 9) was fucking around so we shouted at him. We had one guy named Albert, who was actually quite short for his age, which might possibly made him a target for one certain boy, who got mad when we shouted at him. He called for a fight after school tomorrow (he was a kickboxer so he thought he would be good fighting him). The fight: Albert was just standing there because he simply didn't give two fucks about fighting him. The guy started jumping around him, then hit him a few times in the stomach (Albert had good abs, mind you), after that Albert just took his leg, after the 6th grader tried to lunge him, and flipped him over. After that the 6th grader was boasting around about how he kicked his ass. He got expelled later, for some other reason sadly.

[QUOTE=sam6420;38862309]King of the fucking kill. Hey I'm going to push you off the hill now. *place both hands on the boobs of the only girl in my sixth grade class whose boobs developed early* That stare. That awkward stare afterwards was the worst thing ever.[/QUOTE] Title and avatar fits

Was driving through Southern Ohio (which is southern enough that people there speak with different accents), and had to stop for gas. I'd just napped for an hour or so and was really groggy, so decided to grab a cup of coffee. I get to the coffee station and for whatever reason stand there staring at it trying to figure out if one was a different flavor than the other. Then this trucker comes up to me and is like "Wanna take a sip uh mine, see if ya like it?", followed by the cashier laughing and saying "You kin stare at it all day, honey, it ain't gonna turn inta somethin' different!". At this point being totally confused, I looked straight at the cashier with a really intense look and say "You mean it's just regular coffee?" I didn't get any coffee.

Not about me this time. On my bus to school and back home, there's this one complete nerd, socially awkward 18 year old whom plays Starcraft 1, Halo, Doom, and if you say small sensitive stuff, his head might explode. My normal bus buddies and I, being a complete douchebag/asshole always talk about girls, parties, drinking right behind his ear. This socially awkward guy, off course, is extremely jealous and stuff. His face is red like a cherry. So today, extremely frustrated and stuff just jumped up from his seat. There's this smoking 10 on our bus who always sleeps and listens to music through her Beats headphones. Accepting he even had the balls to go up and ask her, he taps her and wakes her up. He starts off using extremely posh English vocabulary, half of which no one has a clue about, and explains how basically he wants "to get her as a girlfriend". He then like a storybook explained his long term crush on her. By now we're just cracking up with tears because his way and behaviour's just too funny. She looked up to him stoned at first but then yelled "Fuck off". Since we were laughing hysterically now, she stood up and bitch slapped one of my friends really really hard. The rest of the journey was as dead quiet and serious like someone playing Amnesia alone at 2 in the morning.

im proud of that guy because he gathered up strength to ask that girl out or whatever.

[QUOTE=TomZa;38865388]im proud of that guy because he gathered up strength to ask that girl out or whatever.[/QUOTE] I am not proud because he was stupid

[QUOTE=Zerokateo;38857823]I cried in front of my Dad about the shooting it Connecticut.[/QUOTE] At least he didn't compare you to the guy :suicide:

My dad said the guy looks like me :smithicide: