Embarrassing Situations Thread V1.0 - Oh, the shame! - General

I'm a little bit of a complete nerd, socially awkward 18 year old whom plays Starcraft 1, Halo, Doom, and if you say small sensitive stuff, my head might explode. I was on my bus today, and as always there's this douchebag and his friends, they always talk about girls, parties and getting drunk right behind me ears. My face always turns red because I'm a little bit jealous. I was extremely frustraded today, and jumped up from my seat. Now, there's my crush, she's a perfect 10, and always sleeps on the bus with her Beats headphones. I got balls, walked up to her and tapped on on the schoulder, waking her up. I used my extremely posh English vocabulary. I said that I wanted her as my girlfriend, I explained all about how I had a crush on her. She looked at me for a second, and then yelled 'FUCK OFF' . The douchebag and his friends start laughing, so my crush got up and bitch slapped one of them in his face. The rest of our trip was quiet. geez I hope the douchebag doesn't have a facepunch account.

[QUOTE=Pako;38865934]At least he didn't compare you to the guy :suicide:[/QUOTE] I own 7 firearms, so my entire family at the moment is keeping their distance from me, because they think I'm about to go insane at any moment and shoot up a mall or something. I brought my mom dinner the night of the Connecticut shooting, and she had this concerned look on her face the entire time I was talking to her.

[QUOTE=Kirbyfactor;38866044]I'm a little bit of a complete nerd, socially awkward 18 year old whom plays Starcraft 1, Halo, Doom, and if you say small sensitive stuff, my head might explode. I was on my bus today, and as always there's this douchebag and his friends, they always talk about girls, parties and getting drunk right behind me ears. My face always turns red because I'm a little bit jealous. I was extremely frustraded today, and jumped up from my seat. Now, there's my crush, she's a perfect 10, and always sleeps on the bus with her Beats headphones. I got balls, walked up to her and tapped on on the schoulder, waking her up. I used my extremely posh English vocabulary. I said that I wanted her as my girlfriend, I explained all about how I had a crush on her. She looked at me for a second, and then yelled 'FUCK OFF' . The douchebag and his friends start laughing, so my crush got up and bitch slapped one of them in his face. The rest of our trip was quiet. geez I hope the douchebag doesn't have a facepunch account.[/QUOTE] Shouldn't have gone all in, yo. Admitting that you have a crush on somebody right away, and then asking them to be your girlfriend just like that is the worst way to go about it.

Now watch 10 pages of people pretending to be the girl with earbuds, the bus driver, the hobo sleeping on a seat etc

I'm a little bit of a gem, I always sleep on my bus with my earphones in because I am always bored. I was on my bus today, sleeping like a kitten when this complete nerd tapped me on the shoulder, waking me up. He used his extremely posh English vocabulary. He said he wanted me as his girlfriend, and explained all about how he had a crush on me. I looked and him for a second, in rage at being woken up from my kitten nap, and then yelled "FUCK OFF". Then these weird kids who were eavesdropping on us started laughing, so I got up and slapped one of them in the face. I wouldn't know whether the trip was loud or quite after that because I put my headphones back in and went to sleep. geez I hope that nerd or the douchebag who I slapped don't have a facepunch account. [editline]i[/editline] It kind of sucks that this joke was overused so much that I can't use it, oh well. :v:

Okay we get it, let's move on.

So I was walking on the sidewalk and a bus passed by and some girl knocked the shit out of a guy, so I pulled out my dick and started fapping.

[QUOTE=Zerokateo;38867139]So I was walking on the sidewalk and a bus passed by and some girl knocked the shit out of a guy, so I pulled out my dick and started fapping.[/QUOTE] excellent joke mang surely a stand up comedian reborn

[QUOTE=Dark RaveN;38867742]excellent joke mang surely a stand up comedian reborn[/QUOTE] 2deep4u [editline]17th December 2012[/editline] I actually did see a girl hit a guy getting off a bus one time but that was over a year ago and I'm pretty sure he called her a bitch. Needless to say, she had nice tits and I wanted to fap when I got home.

[QUOTE=Zerokateo;38867139]So I was walking on the sidewalk and a bus passed by and some girl knocked the shit out of a guy, so I pulled out my dick and started fapping.[/QUOTE] This somehow reminds me of that one time I got hit in the head by the bus' mirror when it pulled over to the stop. It was crowded and I was standing too close to the road. And in case you're wondering "How?" it was one of these: [IMG]http://noki.1g.fi/kuvat/Bus/2012/Syyskuu/16.jpg?img=medium[/IMG] That mirror next to the door is the perfect height to hit me on the head. Also, I was standing on a platform that was higher than the road. Just to clear up that I'm not over 2,5m in height. :v:

[QUOTE=SgtTupelo;38868058]This somehow reminds me of that one time I got hit in the head by the bus' mirror when it pulled over to the stop. It was crowded and I was standing too close to the road. And in case you're wondering "How?" it was one of these: [IMG]http://noki.1g.fi/kuvat/Bus/2012/Syyskuu/16.jpg?img=medium[/IMG] That mirror next to the door is the perfect height to hit me on the head. Also, I was standing on a platform that was higher than the road. Just to clear up that I'm not over 2,5m in height. :v:[/QUOTE] Such is the life of a tall person in Finland. [editline]17th December 2012[/editline] It's happened to me too.

[QUOTE=SgtTupelo;38868058]This somehow reminds me of that one time I got hit in the head by the bus' mirror when it pulled over to the stop. It was crowded and I was standing too close to the road. And in case you're wondering "How?" it was one of these: [IMG]http://noki.1g.fi/kuvat/Bus/2012/Syyskuu/16.jpg?img=medium[/IMG] That mirror next to the door is the perfect height to hit me on the head. Also, I was standing on a platform that was higher than the road. Just to clear up that I'm not over 2,5m in height. :v:[/QUOTE] My friends sister got sideswiped by a bus and it drove off, she did deserve it though for telling her baby's father that he was a worthless piece of shit and that hes not allowed to see the child ever again. Even though he was straightening his life up and she was still on crack.

A bus driver once shut the doors on me while I was stepping on the bus, trapping me in the doorway

Related to the bus posts, but I have to give a quick explanation. The buses at my school all line up diagonally going down a row outside the school, sometimes closer to eachother than they probably should be. Anyways, I was walking off my bus, and the jackass driver in the bus next to me hadn't opened his door yet for whatever reason. Right as I walked by his window he opened the door and the giant red stop sign swung out and clotheslined me straight in the face. I looked up and could see him laughing through the window ;_;

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[QUOTE=Trunk Monkay;38866113]I own 7 firearms, so my entire family at the moment is keeping their distance from me, because they think I'm about to go insane at any moment and shoot up a mall or something. I brought my mom dinner the night of the Connecticut shooting, and she had this concerned look on her face the entire time I was talking to her.[/QUOTE] I hate that about a lot of people. They aren't comfortable with them, and then when a shooting occurs they think anyone who owns more than like a little .38 for home protection is on the edge and could snap and kill everyone at any moment.

[QUOTE=Lijitsu;38868942]I hate that about a lot of people. They aren't comfortable with them, and then when a shooting occurs they think anyone who owns more than like a little .38 for home protection is on the edge and could snap and kill everyone at any moment.[/QUOTE] But when will you have the need of a gun to protect your home? Actually, ignore that thought, there is no need to start a shitstorm.

Some girl came along and kicked me right up my arse while I was at the Uni reception. Like her foot went into my arse. Then she said "Oh shit- sorry wrong person". I tried to laugh it off but she just kept apologising. Why the fuck would you greet ANYBODY like that?

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[QUOTE=altern;38868162]Related to the bus posts, but I have to give a quick explanation. The buses at my school all line up diagonally going down a row outside the school, sometimes closer to eachother than they probably should be. Anyways, I was walking off my bus, and the jackass driver in the bus next to me hadn't opened his door yet for whatever reason. Right as I walked by his window he opened the door and the giant red stop sign swung out and clotheslined me straight in the face. I looked up and could see him laughing through the window ;_;[/QUOTE] Fuck, that would make a hilarious video/gif

[QUOTE=Warship;38870212]Fuck, that would make a hilarious video/gif[/QUOTE] [img]http://awesomegifs.com/wp-content/uploads/stop-sign-hits-weather-reporter.gif[/img] Something like this?

[QUOTE=Dan2593;38869434]Some girl came along and kicked me right up my arse while I was at the Uni reception. Like her foot went into my arse. Then she said "Oh shit- sorry wrong person". I tried to laugh it off but she just kept apologising. Why the fuck would you greet ANYBODY like that?[/QUOTE] Did you fu-... Get her number?

[QUOTE=PyroCraz3d;38870158]I'm half assing an important english project and making it in Microsoft Movie Maker since I waited until the last minute. I put a pretty bad song in it as background music. It seemed pretty good, but I think it's a rock and roll song? Not sure what 30 seconds to mars is classified as. The topic is the Holocaust. Song in question: [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4zJ7LfLDTu0[/url] I am going to unintentionally embarrass myself. So before I cause a disaster, is that an appropriate song given the topic, or should I just get some random sad song?[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=PyroCraz3d;38870770]Windows movie maker just gave me a heart attack. an hour and a half in, I forget to save my work for my english project so far. It goes to "Not responding", and I kind of just snapped. I just pressed esc and it worked again omfg. don't do that again WMM, pls.[/QUOTE] *cough*

the whole thing just came together and it fits perfectly, yay. snip

Something extremely awkward/hilarious happened in my fifth period today. We were doing a lab/groupwork and I was with a group of all guys next to a group of 6-7 girls. It was pretty chill, we had more-or-less finished the work thus we were just sitting there, a few guys were drumming on the table, etcetera. I'm sitting on a desk chatting with everyone from my table and a few of the girls. Now, I was sitting with my legs shoulder-length apart, maybe a little less, and my pants were new ones that, well, weren't overly tight per say so much as snug. So, I'm chatting with one of the girls when all of the sudden she goes: "I can see your sack." I go 'what the shit' and glance down before retreating behind our table, feeling slightly awkward. I honestly couldn't see anything when I glanced down, just my pants, but maybe... Eitherway, the rest of the period progresses from awkward whispering to full-blown dick jokes and by the end of the period everyone was laughing their asses off over my apparently comically large penis. It was pretty funny and non-serious, and the teacher had no idea what was going on. I'm not too sure what I feel about it, though. I feel as if it will stick with me for awhile, and I'm not sure if I should view it as a funny incident or as an awkward and embarrassing one. TL;DR A few girls apparently see my genitals through my new pants, rest of class is filled with jokes about my giant genitals and laugh-so-hard-I-can't-breathe laughing by many.

[QUOTE=Repulsion;38871350]Something extremely awkward/hilarious happened in my fifth period today. We were doing a lab/groupwork and I was with a group of all guys next to a group of 6-7 girls. It was pretty chill, we had more-or-less finished the work thus we were just sitting there, a few guys were drumming on the table, etcetera. I'm sitting on a desk chatting with everyone from my table and a few of the girls. Now, I was sitting with my legs shoulder-length apart, maybe a little less, and my pants were new ones that, well, weren't overly tight per say so much as snug. So, I'm chatting with one of the girls when all of the sudden she goes: "I can see your sack." I go 'what the shit' and glance down before retreating behind our table, feeling slightly awkward. I honestly couldn't see anything when I glanced down, just my pants, but maybe... Eitherway, the rest of the period progresses from awkward whispering to full-blown dick jokes and by the end of the period everyone was laughing their asses off over my apparently comically large penis. It was pretty funny and non-serious, and the teacher had no idea what was going on. I'm not too sure what I feel about it, though. I feel as if it will stick with me for awhile, and I'm not sure if I should view it as a funny incident or as an awkward and embarrassing one. TL;DR A few girls apparently see my genitals through my new pants, rest of class is filled with jokes about my giant genitals and laugh-so-hard-I-can't-breathe laughing by many.[/QUOTE] At leas the joke is the apparent largeness, and not the opposite

Our shitty-ass uniform khakis never fit in the dick area. There's always a massive bulge when you sit down.

[QUOTE=Justjake274;38872328]Our shitty-ass uniform khakis never fit in the dick area. There's always a massive bulge when you sit down.[/QUOTE] Isn't this just about every pair of pants ever?

[QUOTE=Repulsion;38871350]Something extremely awkward/hilarious happened in my fifth period today. We were doing a lab/groupwork and I was with a group of all guys next to a group of 6-7 girls. It was pretty chill, we had more-or-less finished the work thus we were just sitting there, a few guys were drumming on the table, etcetera. I'm sitting on a desk chatting with everyone from my table and a few of the girls. Now, I was sitting with my legs shoulder-length apart, maybe a little less, and my pants were new ones that, well, weren't overly tight per say so much as snug. So, I'm chatting with one of the girls when all of the sudden she goes: "I can see your sack." I go 'what the shit' and glance down before retreating behind our table, feeling slightly awkward. I honestly couldn't see anything when I glanced down, just my pants, but maybe... Eitherway, the rest of the period progresses from awkward whispering to full-blown dick jokes and by the end of the period everyone was laughing their asses off over my apparently comically large penis. It was pretty funny and non-serious, and the teacher had no idea what was going on. I'm not too sure what I feel about it, though. I feel as if it will stick with me for awhile, and I'm not sure if I should view it as a funny incident or as an awkward and embarrassing one. TL;DR A few girls apparently see my genitals through my new pants, rest of class is filled with jokes about my giant genitals and laugh-so-hard-I-can't-breathe laughing by many.[/QUOTE] had a friend who had the opposite happen. He was in a drama or dance class or something, and was told to wear tights and do a dance or something in a play, and everyone could see his comically small penis through the tights. I don't think he got a date the rest of the year.

[QUOTE=PollytheParrot;38872399]Isn't this just about every pair of pants ever?[/QUOTE] No, I guess your dick is just too big. Could be roundworms.