Embarrassing Situations Thread V1.0 - Oh, the shame! - General

So I work in a book store and my job is getting the books out on the shelves. Unfortunately during the holidays we often find ourselves understaffed and I get tossed all over the store to help out wherever I can, which is no problem because I've been trained in most places. The other day my manager asked me to cover the registers in the morning while our cashier finished counting money in the backroom. I had no problem with that, but when I arrived at the register I realized I needed help with something that only said cashier could help with. My manager pointed at the phones and just told me to make an announcement over the intercom. Now, I had two problems with that. One, I had never been able to quite grasp how to use the intercom. Two, I'm really self conscious and I don't like the idea of an entire bookstore hearing me make an announcement for some reason. I didn't have time to complain though and I couldn't look like a doof in front of my manager so I just smiled and gave a thumbs-up as she told me how to make an announcement. The first time I did it, nothing happened, but she was still there and she told me what I did wrong. Then she left. The second time, I picked up the phone, tried it again, and said this: "Attention cash-." I didn't hear anything so I just sighed and hung up dejectedly, realizing I would just have to deal with my problem because I had no idea what I was doing. A few seconds later another manager comes running up with the [I]biggest[/I] smile and asks if I needed help. All I could say was: "Oh god you heard me didn't you?" And all she said: "The whole store did." Anyway that's how I developed my phobia of intercoms.

[QUOTE=Kirbyfactor;38866044]I'm a little bit of a complete nerd, socially awkward 18 year old whom plays Starcraft 1, Halo, Doom, and if you say small sensitive stuff, my head might explode. I was on my bus today, and as always there's this douchebag and his friends, they always talk about girls, parties and getting drunk right behind me ears. My face always turns red because I'm a little bit jealous. I was extremely frustraded today, and jumped up from my seat. Now, there's my crush, she's a perfect 10, and always sleeps on the bus with her Beats headphones. I got balls, walked up to her and tapped on on the schoulder, waking her up. I used my extremely posh English vocabulary. I said that I wanted her as my girlfriend, I explained all about how I had a crush on her. She looked at me for a second, and then yelled 'FUCK OFF' . The douchebag and his friends start laughing, so my crush got up and bitch slapped one of them in his face. The rest of our trip was quiet. geez I hope the douchebag doesn't have a facepunch account.[/QUOTE] lmao honestly? thats not how you ask a girl out dude like seriously just wow i am dumbfounded [editline]18th December 2012[/editline] 'theres a girl asleep over there with headphones on that probably doesn't want to be disturbed and also does not know me, i better go over there and confess my love for her, she'll HAVE to go out with me' what even

[QUOTE=Rediscover;38873455]lmao honestly? thats not how you ask a girl out dude like seriously just wow i am dumbfounded [editline]18th December 2012[/editline] 'theres a girl asleep over there with headphones on that probably doesn't want to be disturbed and also does not know me, i better go over there and confess my love for her, she'll HAVE to go out with me' what even[/QUOTE] Good job reading the rest of that page.

[QUOTE=Lijitsu;38873511]Good job reading the rest of that page.[/QUOTE] whoops i'll go do that [editline]18th December 2012[/editline] okay so i read the rest and my point still stands??? what was i supposed to see

[QUOTE=Rediscover;38873527]whoops i'll go do that [editline]18th December 2012[/editline] okay so i read the rest and my point still stands??? what was i supposed to see[/QUOTE] The part where it was a joke: [QUOTE=Deathhunter;38864802]Not about me this time. On my bus to school and back home, there's this one complete nerd, socially awkward 18 year old whom plays Starcraft 1, Halo, Doom, and if you say small sensitive stuff, his head might explode. My normal bus buddies and I, being a complete douchebag/asshole always talk about girls, parties, drinking right behind his ear. This socially awkward guy, off course, is extremely jealous and stuff. His face is red like a cherry. So today, extremely frustrated and stuff just jumped up from his seat. There's this smoking 10 on our bus who always sleeps and listens to music through her Beats headphones. Accepting he even had the balls to go up and ask her, he taps her and wakes her up. He starts off using extremely posh English vocabulary, half of which no one has a clue about, and explains how basically he wants "to get her as a girlfriend". He then like a storybook explained his long term crush on her. By now we're just cracking up with tears because his way and behaviour's just too funny. She looked up to him stoned at first but then yelled "Fuck off". Since we were laughing hysterically now, she stood up and bitch slapped one of my friends really really hard. The rest of the journey was as dead quiet and serious like someone playing Amnesia alone at 2 in the morning.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Rediscover;38873527]whoops i'll go do that [editline]18th December 2012[/editline] okay so i read the rest and my point still stands??? what was i supposed to see[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=Deathhunter;38864802]Not about me this time. On my bus to school and back home, there's this one complete nerd, socially awkward 18 year old whom plays Starcraft 1, Halo, Doom, and if you say small sensitive stuff, his head might explode. My normal bus buddies and I, being a complete douchebag/asshole always talk about girls, parties, drinking right behind his ear. This socially awkward guy, off course, is extremely jealous and stuff. His face is red like a cherry. So today, extremely frustrated and stuff just jumped up from his seat. There's this smoking 10 on our bus who always sleeps and listens to music through her Beats headphones. Accepting he even had the balls to go up and ask her, he taps her and wakes her up. He starts off using extremely posh English vocabulary, half of which no one has a clue about, and explains how basically he wants "to get her as a girlfriend". He then like a storybook explained his long term crush on her. By now we're just cracking up with tears because his way and behaviour's just too funny. She looked up to him stoned at first but then yelled "Fuck off". Since we were laughing hysterically now, she stood up and bitch slapped one of my friends really really hard. The rest of the journey was as dead quiet and serious like someone playing Amnesia alone at 2 in the morning.[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=Kirbyfactor;38866044]I'm a little bit of a complete nerd, socially awkward 18 year old whom plays Starcraft 1, Halo, Doom, and if you say small sensitive stuff, my head might explode. I was on my bus today, and as always there's this douchebag and his friends, they always talk about girls, parties and getting drunk right behind me ears. My face always turns red because I'm a little bit jealous. I was extremely frustraded today, and jumped up from my seat. Now, there's my crush, she's a perfect 10, and always sleeps on the bus with her Beats headphones. I got balls, walked up to her and tapped on on the schoulder, waking her up. I used my extremely posh English vocabulary. I said that I wanted her as my girlfriend, I explained all about how I had a crush on her. She looked at me for a second, and then yelled 'FUCK OFF' . The douchebag and his friends start laughing, so my crush got up and bitch slapped one of them in his face. The rest of our trip was quiet. geez I hope the douchebag doesn't have a facepunch account.[/QUOTE] Notice how they are the same story? Kirby was making a joke just look at the last sentence. [editline]18th December 2012[/editline] fuck you

wow i fucked up sorry guys [editline]18th December 2012[/editline] yeah fuck me

not fuck you fuck the guy who ninja'd me

[QUOTE=Burgervich;38873662]not fuck you fuck the guy who ninja'd me[/QUOTE] You don't have enough money to afford me.

[QUOTE=Rediscover;38873607]wow i fucked up sorry guys [editline]18th December 2012[/editline] yeah fuck me[/QUOTE] Get to my house tonight and Ill fuck you.

[QUOTE=Repulsion;38871350]Something extremely awkward/hilarious happened in my fifth period today. We were doing a lab/groupwork and I was with a group of all guys next to a group of 6-7 girls. It was pretty chill, we had more-or-less finished the work thus we were just sitting there, a few guys were drumming on the table, etcetera. I'm sitting on a desk chatting with everyone from my table and a few of the girls. Now, I was sitting with my legs shoulder-length apart, maybe a little less, and my pants were new ones that, well, weren't overly tight per say so much as snug. So, I'm chatting with one of the girls when all of the sudden she goes: "I can see your sack." I go 'what the shit' and glance down before retreating behind our table, feeling slightly awkward. I honestly couldn't see anything when I glanced down, just my pants, but maybe... Eitherway, the rest of the period progresses from awkward whispering to full-blown dick jokes and by the end of the period everyone was laughing their asses off over my apparently comically large penis. It was pretty funny and non-serious, and the teacher had no idea what was going on. I'm not too sure what I feel about it, though. I feel as if it will stick with me for awhile, and I'm not sure if I should view it as a funny incident or as an awkward and embarrassing one. TL;DR A few girls apparently see my genitals through my new pants, rest of class is filled with jokes about my giant genitals and laugh-so-hard-I-can't-breathe laughing by many.[/QUOTE] I certainly know the feel bro. all of the girls in my class have been curious about my size ever since someone pulled my pants down in the middle of class. some might've been embarassed, but I just looked at the dude and said, dude that's fucked up, if you were a girl, maybe It would be ok. then he tells me it was one of the girls that asked him to do it, and then I notice they were all looking at my crotch, and then I pulled my pants up, I'm not that shy so I didn't care much, I actually got more popular since then, they did that because they wantend to know if my dick was big, so its more of a embarassing situation for them. When I walk down the corridor and look them in the eye they try to look away embarassed or gossip with their friends. am I lucky?

[QUOTE=Dovahkiin;38874778]I certainly know the feel bro. all of the girls in my class have been curious about my size ever since someone pulled my pants down in the middle of class. some might've been embarassed, but I just looked at the dude and said, dude that's fucked up, if you were a girl, maybe It would be ok. then he tells me it was one of the girls that asked him to do it, and then I notice they were all looking at my crotch, and then I pulled my pants up, I'm not that shy so I didn't care much, I actually got more popular since then, they did that because they wantend to know if my dick was big, so its more of a embarassing situation for them. When I walk down the corridor and look them in the eye they try to look away embarassed or gossip with their friends. am I lucky?[/QUOTE] You're a real class-A socialite. Welcome to the club, bro.

[QUOTE=Repulsion;38871350]Something extremely awkward/hilarious happened in my fifth period today. We were doing a lab/groupwork and I was with a group of all guys next to a group of 6-7 girls. It was pretty chill, we had more-or-less finished the work thus we were just sitting there, a few guys were drumming on the table, etcetera. I'm sitting on a desk chatting with everyone from my table and a few of the girls. Now, I was sitting with my legs shoulder-length apart, maybe a little less, and my pants were new ones that, well, weren't overly tight per say so much as snug. So, I'm chatting with one of the girls when all of the sudden she goes: "I can see your sack." I go 'what the shit' and glance down before retreating behind our table, feeling slightly awkward. I honestly couldn't see anything when I glanced down, just my pants, but maybe... Eitherway, the rest of the period progresses from awkward whispering to full-blown dick jokes and by the end of the period everyone was laughing their asses off over my apparently comically large penis. It was pretty funny and non-serious, and the teacher had no idea what was going on. I'm not too sure what I feel about it, though. I feel as if it will stick with me for awhile, and I'm not sure if I should view it as a funny incident or as an awkward and embarrassing one. TL;DR A few girls apparently see my genitals through my new pants, rest of class is filled with jokes about my giant genitals and laugh-so-hard-I-can't-breathe laughing by many.[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=Dovahkiin;38874778]I certainly know the feel bro. all of the girls in my class have been curious about my size ever since someone pulled my pants down in the middle of class. some might've been embarassed, but I just looked at the dude and said, dude that's fucked up, if you were a girl, maybe It would be ok. then he tells me it was one of the girls that asked him to do it, and then I notice they were all looking at my crotch, and then I pulled my pants up, I'm not that shy so I didn't care much, I actually got more popular since then, they did that because they wantend to know if my dick was big, so its more of a embarassing situation for them. When I walk down the corridor and look them in the eye they try to look away embarassed or gossip with their friends. am I lucky?[/QUOTE] they want the D you guys know what to do [editline]17th December 2012[/editline] [img]http://www.daviddarling.info/images/Descartes.jpg[/img]

[QUOTE=Maruhai;38841707]The first time I had sex with my current girlfriend we decided to roleplay as [I]Let's Players[/I] like you see on youtube. Best moment of my life.[/QUOTE] this is a way late reply but please tell me one of you role played Michael off Achievement Hunter

I had my first rip from a bong today, I never have smoked a bong before but it sounded like something I should try. After getting the bong setup we all had a couple of cones, everyone was coughing and feeling headspin but I had it pretty well. About 10 minutes later, I decided I wanted another rip, my friend got the cone piece and lit it. I took this massive breathe in and it started to tickle my throat, I though I could handle it so I took another breath in. I accidentally took too much and coughed, bong water splashed all over my friends and I got it all in my mouth, I started coughing and spat more bong water everywhere, I drunk some by accident as well. Twas not a nice experience.

never drink the bongwater

no drink it so you get more high ! ! !

XD Guys I just injected marijuana, 420sohigh

[QUOTE=urundeadmom;38877349]XD Guys I just injected marijuana, 420sohigh[/QUOTE] Did U Know The First Marihuana Syringe Can Kill U ??? <3 Like If U Are Against Drugs !!! <3

my daddy was murdered by the devils lettuce, he od'ed and snorted too many lines of marywana, now he dead r.i.p daddy

I just rolled up a fat doobie of weed AND marijuana that's right, both just try to stop me

first day of swimming today and nobody told me(or anybody else, so like, 10 people forgot their shit too), so i forgot my clothes. i normally hung around with the juniors/seniors in gym, but they do swimming by grade. freshmen only, then sophmore only, and so on. i didn't actually know any of the people who forgot their shit so i sat far away from everybody at the very end of the benches, and it was fucking awkward. the girl i like also forgot her shit so she was sitting with her friends and i was totally alone, playing with my ipod song playlists until some bitchy teacher told me to put it away in front of everybody, so i was probably glowing red. fuck. im transferring over christmas break, so all i have to do is skip gym this thursday and I'm money.

Math final exam. Last exam of the year. The final hurdle. Everyone is dead silent. Their very fate depends on their performance in this exam. The slightest of noises could thro*BZZZT* [url=http://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/1/18/Intel_teamcaptured.wav]*SUCCESS. WE HAVE SECURED THE ENEMY INTELLIGENCE.*[/url] [img]http://facepunch.com//fp/emoot/engleft.gif[/img] "...what was that?" [img]http://imageshack.us/a/img24/5323/emotstaren.gif[/img] "*turns phone off* [I]nothing[/I]"

[QUOTE=MuffinZerg;38866708]Now watch 10 pages of people pretending to be the girl with earbuds, the bus driver, the hobo sleeping on a seat etc[/QUOTE] why did i start this

[QUOTE=Suttles;38887340]why did i start this[/QUOTE] So I was hired to watch over these students having their final math exam of the year, everything was quiet and all and everyone were working with their exam. Suddenly I heard the voice of "the announcer" in TF2. Me being a huge tf2 nerd, but not wanting to show it, asked what the sound was. A small, rather ugly student fingered his phone and slid it back into his pocket, and went back to work. I totally have to drain that fine piece of meat. hueuehuhe look at me guys

[QUOTE=Repulsion;38871350]Something extremely awkward/hilarious happened in my fifth period today. We were doing a lab/groupwork and I was with a group of all guys next to a group of 6-7 girls. It was pretty chill, we had more-or-less finished the work thus we were just sitting there, a few guys were drumming on the table, etcetera. I'm sitting on a desk chatting with everyone from my table and a few of the girls. Now, I was sitting with my legs shoulder-length apart, maybe a little less, and my pants were new ones that, well, weren't overly tight per say so much as snug. So, I'm chatting with one of the girls when all of the sudden she goes: "I can see your sack." I go 'what the shit' and glance down before retreating behind our table, feeling slightly awkward. I honestly couldn't see anything when I glanced down, just my pants, but maybe... Eitherway, the rest of the period progresses from awkward whispering to full-blown dick jokes and by the end of the period everyone was laughing their asses off over my apparently comically large penis. It was pretty funny and non-serious, and the teacher had no idea what was going on. I'm not too sure what I feel about it, though. I feel as if it will stick with me for awhile, and I'm not sure if I should view it as a funny incident or as an awkward and embarrassing one. TL;DR A few girls apparently see my genitals through my new pants, rest of class is filled with jokes about my giant genitals and laugh-so-hard-I-can't-breathe laughing by many.[/QUOTE] i had to get up to do a speech in my social studies class and had VERY tight pants on, that wasn't all. I just got a random boner. So I get up, and do the speech from memory(was us a dialogue of us acting like someone from the gunpowder empires, I was jannisaries). I wouldn't have did it from memory, but I forgot to print. I suprised the shit out of everyone in the classroom by going through it. Then I heard whispers "did you see that" "yea, he's pretty brave" "i'm talking about his dick you idiot" V:

When I was 6 I thought I was Kryptonian and tried to make super speed noises whenever I ran.

Reminds me that in 3rd-4th grade I ran like a ninja with my hands straight back, and I thought I was the shit until I tripped and faceplanted the asphalt, luckily no one saw it.

[QUOTE=Toyhobo;38903440]Reminds me that in 3rd-4th grade I ran like a ninja with my hands straight back, and I thought I was the shit until I tripped and faceplanted the asphalt, luckily no one saw it.[/QUOTE] I used to do that shit and it was actually faster so I didn't give a fuck about people saying it was stupid. w/e

[QUOTE=Toyhobo;38903440]Reminds me that in 3rd-4th grade I ran like a ninja with my hands straight back, and I thought I was the shit until I tripped and faceplanted the asphalt, luckily no one saw it.[/QUOTE] i did this in second grade i ended up knocking over a teacher and falling got wrote up for assaulting the teacher Man I hated my old schools.