Embarrassing Situations Thread V1.0 - Oh, the shame! - General

Who fucking writes up a kid in 2nd grade for assaulting a teacher? That's like punching a kid and saying he started it.

[QUOTE=Toyhobo;38903440]Reminds me that in 3rd-4th grade I ran like a ninja with my hands straight back, and I thought I was the shit until I tripped and faceplanted the asphalt, luckily no one saw it.[/QUOTE] i fucking did that too. i was copying kid goku from dragonball.

Okay Facrepunch, College Dorm embarrassment story inbound. So finals for my school ended Tuesday, and with that my school expects all resident to move out that night. But with me being a lazy bum, i decide ill throw all my stuff in my car Wednesday morning and leave. So Tuesday night rolls around and my whole entire dorm hall is dead, I feel like I must be the only person left, so i grab my soap, shampoo, and my old spice body wash and go down the hallway to the showers and proceed to clean myself. After I finish taking my shower I reach over and grab my towel. then I realize [I]I left my towel in my fucking room.[/I] But I'm like "Oh it's cool, my room is right down the hall, and I'm like the only person left in the whole building, I don't need a towel." So i walk to the door of the bathroom and head out in the hallway bare ass naked. That's when I walk out of the shower right in front of this group of 3 freshman girls. I will never forget the look on their faces when we locked eyes, even more so when their eyes began to drift down, the look of utter shock on their faces. I proceeded to turn around and go straight back into the bathroom. [SUP]I'm so happy im home.[/SUP]

[QUOTE=VOSK;38906865]Okay Facrepunch, College Dorm embarrassment story inbound. So finals for my school ended Tuesday, and with that my school expects all resident to move out that night. But with me being a lazy bum, i decide ill throw all my stuff in my car Wednesday morning and leave. So Tuesday night rolls around and my whole entire dorm hall is dead, I feel like I must be the only person left, so i grab my soap, shampoo, and my old spice body wash and go down the hallway to the showers and proceed to clean myself. After I finish taking my shower I reach over and grab my towel. then I realize [I]I left my towel in my fucking room.[/I] But I'm like "Oh it's cool, my room is right down the hall, and I'm like the only person left in the whole building, I don't need a towel." So i walk to the door of the bathroom and head out in the hallway bare ass naked. That's when I walk out of the shower right in front of this group of 3 freshman girls. I will never forget the look on their faces when we locked eyes, even more so when their eyes began to drift down, the look of utter shock on their faces. I proceeded to turn around and go straight back into the bathroom. [SUP]I'm so happy im home.[/SUP][/QUOTE] So did you copulate with any of them?

[QUOTE=VOSK;38906865]Okay Facrepunch, College Dorm embarrassment story inbound. So finals for my school ended Tuesday, and with that my school expects all resident to move out that night. But with me being a lazy bum, i decide ill throw all my stuff in my car Wednesday morning and leave. So Tuesday night rolls around and my whole entire dorm hall is dead, I feel like I must be the only person left, so i grab my soap, shampoo, and my old spice body wash and go down the hallway to the showers and proceed to clean myself. After I finish taking my shower I reach over and grab my towel. then I realize [I]I left my towel in my fucking room.[/I] But I'm like "Oh it's cool, my room is right down the hall, and I'm like the only person left in the whole building, I don't need a towel." So i walk to the door of the bathroom and head out in the hallway bare ass naked. That's when I walk out of the shower right in front of this group of 3 freshman girls. I will never forget the look on their faces when we locked eyes, even more so when their eyes began to drift down, the look of utter shock on their faces. I proceeded to turn around and go straight back into the bathroom. [SUP]I'm so happy im home.[/SUP][/QUOTE] was it a look of horror? if so i'd go to the doctor

[QUOTE=Suttles;38908870]was it a look of horror? if so i'd go to the doctor[/QUOTE] It was more a look of "Oh look, an unexpected penis" than horror. The Third one actually got all red once she looked down.

Stuff like this has probably been posted before, but my friend got caught jerking off by his dad. [img]http://i.imgur.com/7XJoh.png[/img] I feel bad because the sounds were leaking through the headset, so he has no way to cover it up.

Most dads are chill about the whole masturbation thing though. Personally I haven't been caught but people I know that have had their dad closing the door and leave the premises.

Your friend needs to learn the one eared headphoner technique. With swift angling of your head-swing you can unsheath one ear from your HD headsets (because you know you need to hear those pussy juices slushing) and keep the other ear warm under the other side getting all those detailed porn sounds. Back in the day I used to sit in the living room with the laptop facing my parent's bedroom door and I'd be blowing loads like my name was Big Dick. The one eared headphoner never fails. [editline]20th December 2012[/editline] If you're really good you can even use more angle swingings to get the headphones back on over the naked ear. This is useful if you are just listening to hear if your parents are leaving the house and you can't wait 45 fucking seconds for them to leave. [editline]20th December 2012[/editline] That way you keep one hand on your Johnson and one on your mouse. [editline]20th December 2012[/editline] Also helps with reaction time, you can use one hand to close the browser, one to do the good ol' shirt over Timmy trick where you swing your willy with precision underneath your shirt and sit casually to press the stalactite against your meaty stomach. All the while you're swinging your headset back into unsuspicious wearing.

I'm safe, everyone here knocks before they enter my room.

Do you seriously think that your dad (or anyone's for that matter) doesn't know that you're fapping in your room? [QUOTE=DaMoggen;38910640]I'm safe, everyone here knocks before they enter my room.[/QUOTE] They're knocking so you don't get caught masturbating.

[QUOTE=VOSK;38908894]It was more a look of "Oh look, an unexpected penis" than horror. The Third one actually got all red once she looked down.[/QUOTE] you know what to do soldier

Or you could just lock the door or go in the bathroom

[QUOTE=Pepsidude;38909674]Stuff like this has probably been posted before, but my friend got caught jerking off by his dad. [img]http://i.imgur.com/7XJoh.png[/img] I feel bad because the sounds were leaking through the headset, so he has no way to cover it up.[/QUOTE] dad: what the fuck are you doing your friend: I was just listening to some dubstep

[QUOTE=Pepsidude;38909674]Stuff like this has probably been posted before, but my friend got caught jerking off by his dad. [img]http://i.imgur.com/7XJoh.png[/img] I feel bad because the sounds were leaking through the headset, so he has no way to cover it up.[/QUOTE] Stuff like this is why I have a lock on my door.

hmm about about making a racist joke near a [racist joke race that you make fun of]

I just got home and saw a naked girl rubbing her boobs on my dad's laptop. I pretended I didn't notice and so did he. Similarly, I once came home at 2 in the morning, turned on the t.v., and was met with two lesbians going at it. I opened the DVR, and there was more porn. I looked through the guide, and even more porn was waiting to be recorded. This was when I was the only one living with my dad and stepmom. Edit: Just to be clear, it was a video. I did not walk in and see a girl in the room, naked, rubbing her boobs onto my dad's laptop while we both ignored her.

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[QUOTE=Schott;38917546]My dad walked in to my room and started screaming! MLA right..... oh wait.... wrong website [editline]21st December 2012[/editline] I was on Omegle, and an indian guy was molesting his patient (he was a doctor) and I was thinking to myself while this horrible display of humanity was going on.... GOSH am I hungry..............................................................................................................................................................FOR PUSSY!!!!!!!!!!!~ rOCK AND ROLL [editline]21st December 2012[/editline] DAVE MATHEWS BAND RHYMES WITH DAVE MATHEWS BAND! DAVE MATHEWS DAD RHYMES WITH DAVE MATHEWS BAND! DAVE MATHEWS BAND RHYMES WITH [editline]21st December 2012[/editline] kNOCK KNOCK WHO'S THERE dAVE MATHHEWS DAVE MATHEWS BAND WHO RHYMES WITH DAVE MATHEWS BAND[/QUOTE] Please get the fuck out and don't come back

-snip god forget this happened-

[QUOTE=Pepsidude;38909674]Stuff like this has probably been posted before, but my friend got caught jerking off by his dad. [img]http://i.imgur.com/7XJoh.png[/img] I feel bad because the sounds were leaking through the headset, so he has no way to cover it up.[/QUOTE] One time while fapping one night my head accidentally tapped the wall next to my bed, and my annoying step father who randomly gets up and walks around at 11 PM some nights heard me somehow with that bang. Next thing i know my door opens and he tells me to go to bed while I was in the middle of workin it. Instinctively I threw my blanket over myself at the last second... but to this day I don't know if he realized what was going on or not. :suicide: I avoided him for a long time after that, and I felt so weird every time I walked by him.

[QUOTE=PollytheParrot;38917591]Please get the fuck out and don't come back[/QUOTE] Please God understand I am so sorry I made the terrible mistake of letting my friend on my laptop

flip her off

[QUOTE=PollytheParrot;38917591]Please get the fuck out and don't come back[/QUOTE] Him posting the post is an embarrassing situation by itself.

Me and my buddy went to the school library right now and the only seats were near another friend mine. The problem is that a girl I told to leave me alone because she is clingy and annoying as fuck is sitting here. Now she won't stop giving me death stares and its making me laugh.

Not so embarrassing for me, but I was over at a bud's house drinking and smoking weed like everyone else since it was a half-assed end-of-the-world party, aka an excuse to drink and some of my other friends were looking at his iPad and found porn in his cookies. He didn't seem to give a shit, but it was fucking hilarious nonetheless.

[QUOTE=stupidass;38922601]Not so embarrassing for me, but I was over at a bud's house drinking and smoking weed like everyone else since it was a half-assed end-of-the-world party, aka an excuse to drink and some of my other friends were looking at his iPad and found porn in his cookies. He didn't seem to give a shit, but it was fucking hilarious nonetheless.[/QUOTE] My friend had his laptop plugged into a projector at University. He begins to search in his browser and the first word begins with an R. You can guess what the first previously searched result was.

[QUOTE=BAR;38923604]My friend had his laptop plugged into a projector at University. He begins to search in his browser and the first word begins with an R. You can guess what the first previously searched result was.[/QUOTE] I'm crap at guessing just tell us [editline]21st December 2012[/editline] "Robin Williams sticks candle up arse"? [editline]21st December 2012[/editline] "Rectal fish"? [editline]21st December 2012[/editline] "Rimjob from hell"? [editline]21st December 2012[/editline] "Red haired man licks own balls"?

[QUOTE=Dan2593;38923638]I'm crap at guessing just tell us [editline]21st December 2012[/editline] "Robin Williams sticks candle up arse"? [editline]21st December 2012[/editline] "Rectal fish"? [editline]21st December 2012[/editline] "Rimjob from hell"?[/QUOTE] Unfortunately they are probably better than the real result. [sp]Redtube[/sp]

I'm not even fucking joking I don't know what it could be [editline]21st December 2012[/editline] Oh that was it?