Embarrassing Situations Thread V1.0 - Oh, the shame! - General

I was sitting in a Wendy's alone, waiting for my friends, when suddenly I felt the need to fart. I heard the song that was playing through the speakers, and decided to let it out slowly during a louder part of the song. So, I farted during a loud part, and thought nobody noticed. Everyone noticed around me. [b]I was listening to music on my iPod.[/b]

I poked my mom's belly and said: "I came from your uterus." I also watched American Ninja Warrior in HD, because of a guys abs.

[QUOTE=RenegadeCop;36922524]That is beyond weird.[/QUOTE] don't hate if you've never tried it nofunallowed.jpg [editline]25th July 2012[/editline] plus, at my high school, there were times in our schedule where we'd have a free period, basically you don't have a class for an entire class period. and that's like an hour and a half. bored teens will do the stupidest shit also on certain days i would have one free period, lunch, another lunch period, and then another free period all in a fucking row. that's about 4 hours of nothing to do

I once ripped my pants down the middle when packing up tables in high school after a performance. I was rolling the table to the corner when it fell over. I went to catch the table so it didnt hit the floor which resulted in the rip. I hurried to the textiles room where one of the teachers gave me a needle and thread to repair my pants. I had to take off my pants to sew them. When i did that a class came in on my standing in the middle of the room looking like a horny tailor. I had to kneel in a little corridor in shame sewing my pants back together.

Oh man. Oh man. The first time I got stoned was kind of crazy. So, I'm with my cousin in his car, spending some time together. He finally convices me to give a try to this blunt he just made; God only knows what was in there because it sure as fuck wasn't a regular one. Two hits on dat and ohhhhhhhh man everything went numb and pretty sky and everything. So there I am, stoned the fuck out from two single hits (first timer and he later admitted that there was some kind of acid in there I don't fucking know), barely managing to move, and I get a phone call from my mom who apparently forgot the keys and I have to fetch her my pair. Lord almighty only knows how in heaven I managed to understand what she said while not giving away my newly reached nirvana. By the way at this point the worry starts to overwhelm my weirded out brain, causing me to panic because I sure wasn't in conditions that allowed me to stand up nor do anything functional and I totally didn't want to get caught. My cousin aknowledges the situation and offers himself to go get her the goddamn keys, so he drives me near my house when he notices I'm basically splattered everywhere in his car like I was dying or something - totally not something he, nor I, would want my mother to see - so he just drops me in a random point of the street. I can't understand anything, so I sit there for 2 minutes straight just staring at the clouds, probably laughing to myself like, well, some guy who's stoned to heaven. I finally manage to clear up my mind and just try to get up, shambling about like a zombie with down syndrome trying to do a handstand. I now want to go back to my house because I just want to lie on my bed. I don't know exactly why, my brain thought something along the lines "let's wait my cousin at my house so he can come pick me up and drop me at my house". But first I need to put on my jacket... for whatever raeson. It was the single, most difficult task that I ever attempted. To make things harder, all the shit that I had in my pockets dropped because I accidentally the jacket upside-down, so I obviously had to pick everything up... but, being stoned, to pick up one thing I had to lay down the other one on the street, and to pick up the other one I had to lay down the first one. So I was stuck in a lay down-pick up loop before actually understanding that I had to put what I dropped back into the pockets before attempting to finally put on the goddamn jacket itself. Well... it was hard. So hard that after trying for quite some time I got tired and just put the jacket sideways on my head, laughing at myself like a kid because I was being silly. So my cousin comes back to pick me up, looks at me, then looks at a building next to me, raises his hand and says "don't worry, he's ok. Don't worry". I look where he waved, and there they were. A whole goddamn team of carpenters who were building a house, probably 20 or more people, just stopped working to look at my 10 minute long stoned shambling. Don't know if out of worry or just for free entertainment. So there I am, jacket sideways on my head, mind blown, moving like I was going through jelly, laughing like a madman because everything is hilarious while my cousin tries to get me back to the car as fast as he could. It didn't help that the building being constructed was right next to my house and that I had to pass by those guys every day for months. Still, I can't help but giggle when I think about it.

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[QUOTE=JakeAM;36936663]Ok, well I wasn't planning on posting this but what the hell. On my first ever date (I'm 18 and this was about 3 months ago) me and this awesome girl went to the cinema. The box office was closed due to a lack of customers recently, so tickets were given out as receipts at the food and drinks counter rather than bright orange regular tickets. Now as I made my way over to the guy who checks your tickets I decided to throw away any pieces of paper in my hand thinking that they were just receipts for the food and drink we had; I was wrong. She said to me "weren't those the tickets" and I fell silent before telling her to stay there as I rushed to the counter. I played it off real suave with the employee and joked about it with the girl, so it wasn't too bad. We had an amazing relationship up until about a week ago... it hurts man. You know that feel?[/QUOTE] what happened

Well, first embarssing story ensues when i was fingering this girl and my finger accidentally slipped and went up her ass. Not a fantastic facial expression there... Then, I was at another girls house around 3 am, and I had to sneak out, but i kinda failed because i fell down the stairs inside while trying to creep down. So the girl jumps over me and quickly disarms her house's alarm system so it doesnt wake her mom and i can go out the front door. I jumped into the shadow of the house and crawl in the grass "moon was shining", and as soon as i do that her dad pulls up from getting off work on his halfish night shift. Talk about awkward trying to explain why I was crawling on his grass like a soldier at 3 am on a school night. EDIT: A few more from highschool days. Me and my friends got all the little chocolate milk cartons we could possibly find. Racked up 10 milks and 3 apple juices. So they challenged me to see how fast i could drink them all as my nickname was the juice man. So i chugged 3 juices and 8 of the milks quickly. I was feeling good.. then i said guys i feel like i'm gonna throw it all up. And they didn't take it seriously, so i drank the next one, and on the last one i got maybe half way through, and just suddenly puked all over my friend beside me and i busted out laughing. And I'm sitting there laughing hysterically with them in shock while still throwing up in between. Other people at other tables were like what in the fuck did i just see. Another one from highschool is when I got an awkward boner in gym class, And another is when i was going through that "oh i wanna do parkour" phase, but couldn't. I tried to impress some girl by jumping over a 4 foot bush and ended up on my hands and knees..... I don't know why it would've impressed her any how. Then with same girl she tried to like jump into my arms for me to catch her or some shit and instead we both fell into the little pond that i was near. And it was rather embarrassing since i couldn't even catch her while off guard. this is all from the same girl as the first story. Then on the first day of school i just waltzed into my new spanish 2 class and tried to sit down while promptly being yelled at for "not waiting in line to come in". Last one is i was doing an "Oral Presentation" infront of every one in my spanish two class. I had no idea what the fuck i was about to say so i said something like "me gusta montar a caballo en la playa, ahh DICK" And i just shouted dick really loud out of pure rage since i couldn't think of the rest and my teacher just gave me the most deathly stare while every one else laughed. Edit 2: When i was in 9th grade i was in world history class, and this guy infront of me decided it would be a great idea to throw a text book out the window since we were on the 2nd floor just to piss the teacher off. None the less he did it a few times over the days and then wound up hitting an administraitor in the head as he was walking under the window. He was later expelled further in the year for "fake humping a gym teacher".

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[QUOTE=AlphaWeapon;36936489]Oh man. Oh man. The first time I got stoned was kind of crazy. So, I'm with my cousin in his car, spending some time together. He finally convices me to give a try to this blunt he just made; God only knows what was in there because it sure as fuck wasn't a regular one. Two hits on dat and ohhhhhhhh man everything went numb and pretty sky and everything. So there I am, stoned the fuck out from two single hits (first timer and he later admitted that there was some kind of acid in there I don't fucking know), barely managing to move, and I get a phone call from my mom who apparently forgot the keys and I have to fetch her my pair. Lord almighty only knows how in heaven I managed to understand what she said while not giving away my newly reached nirvana. By the way at this point the worry starts to overwhelm my weirded out brain, causing me to panic because I sure wasn't in conditions that allowed me to stand up nor do anything functional and I totally didn't want to get caught. My cousin aknowledges the situation and offers himself to go get her the goddamn keys, so he drives me near my house when he notices I'm basically splattered everywhere in his car like I was dying or something - totally not something he, nor I, would want my mother to see - so he just drops me in a random point of the street. I can't understand anything, so I sit there for 2 minutes straight just staring at the clouds, probably laughing to myself like, well, some guy who's stoned to heaven. I finally manage to clear up my mind and just try to get up, shambling about like a zombie with down syndrome trying to do a handstand. I now want to go back to my house because I just want to lie on my bed. I don't know exactly why, my brain thought something along the lines "let's wait my cousin at my house so he can come pick me up and drop me at my house". But first I need to put on my jacket... for whatever raeson. It was the single, most difficult task that I ever attempted. To make things harder, all the shit that I had in my pockets dropped because I accidentally the jacket upside-down, so I obviously had to pick everything up... but, being stoned, to pick up one thing I had to lay down the other one on the street, and to pick up the other one I had to lay down the first one. So I was stuck in a lay down-pick up loop before actually understanding that I had to put what I dropped back into the pockets before attempting to finally put on the goddamn jacket itself. Well... it was hard. So hard that after trying for quite some time I got tired and just put the jacket sideways on my head, laughing at myself like a kid because I was being silly. So my cousin comes back to pick me up, looks at me, then looks at a building next to me, raises his hand and says "don't worry, he's ok. Don't worry". I look where he waved, and there they were. A whole goddamn team of carpenters who were building a house, probably 20 or more people, just stopped working to look at my 10 minute long stoned shambling. Don't know if out of worry or just for free entertainment. So there I am, jacket sideways on my head, mind blown, moving like I was going through jelly, laughing like a madman because everything is hilarious while my cousin tries to get me back to the car as fast as he could. It didn't help that the building being constructed was right next to my house and that I had to pass by those guys every day for months. Still, I can't help but giggle when I think about it.[/QUOTE] I want what you smoked.

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That time when you realize you've had that cum stain on your shirt all day long.

I think there was this one day where I was wearing long pants or something around middle school and to my horror I realized there was a old pair of boxers just sitting inside on my leg protected by the denim barrier be advised at least one wrong step essentially means it drops, embarassment ahoy lucky for me i managed to sneak it RIGHT before it was at it's horror point.

Played hide and go seek when I was younger with my cousins. I had the brilliant idea to hide in the bathtub and close the shower door. I was the last one in, and the seeker comes into the room. He asks if I'm in there, I say nothing, then he proceeds to close the door and do his business with me less than 4 feet away. Scarred for life.

Wouldn't it only scar you if you uh, looked?

The noises were enough to destroy anybodies childhood.

Those moments when you are so dazed and gone from reality and you suddenly come back with a jolt through your body As if you were falling or something, what the fuck even happens to cause this Just snoozin then suddenly OHGOD I FELL AND NOW I HIT THE FLOOR BANG Then everybody stares at you Piss off guys I know you have done it before

For the ones who've seen Clerks 2, you'll get this: I'm a big fan of King Diamond and I found this scene hilarious during the film, I liked it so much that I made that excerpt of the song, my ringtone: [video=youtube;5oFHd0covSI]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5oFHd0covSI[/video] So I was forced to go to church with my parents that day and forgot to turn off my cell phone when all of a suddent during that silent moment right after a prayer King Diamond erupts and echoes through the halls of the church: [I]GRANDMA, WHAT WAS IT LIIIIIKE... TO BE IN THAT HOLIDAY SITE![/I] I was paralyzed, it weas extremely loud and people started to look everywhere. Some suspected it was me others kept looking around as if it were some infernal profanity. Shocked. I didn't want to look like the spawn of the devil so I stood still and slowly reached for my pocket, trying to subtly press my phone's red button. Unfortunately I pressed the green one and somehow turned on the loud speaker. [I]"HELLO?!"[/I] At that point I just realized nothing could spare me the humiliation and the lecture from the priest that was about to come. Everybody was frowning at me, I say I'm terribly sorry, but people still looked at me with disapproval and the priest didn't abstain from saying a few words about my "ungodly behaviour", like he was inciting the crowd against me. Well I wasn't one to have a church friendly visual back then. I had extremely long hair and had this awesome Slayer shirt at the time so, yeap. I just got up and left. Church people are fucking hypocrites.

On holiday dad dropped a cigarette and into a bin. It wasn't out and the bin lights up on fire and some guy runs along with an empty bottle of water and starts dunking it into the swimming pool and throwing the water into the bin. Angry foreign shouting followed.

Once in middle school I had an extreme urge to pee and in my pain I ran into the girls bathroom by accident, ever since I've been writing a "school survival guide".

I made a good play in one of my high school basketball practices and I just said aloud without thinking "mission completed", noone reacted but I felt stupid as shit

One time after some "casual" internet browsing I went back to the regular internet routine, I forgot to exit out of incognito mode though. After 45 minutes my sister walks in and asks to use computer to show family funny video. so both of my parents,my sister, and my brother are watching some stupid video. I realize that it is in incognito mode...brother notices it. I was like "Oh fuck" Was kind of embarassed.

Just earlier today after leaving my girlfriend's house to get some mexican food before work, I pulled out my wallet and a condom fell out. I was just finished having a conversation with these two paramedics who were in line and I awkwardly swooped them off the floor and waited for my change. Jeez :downs:

[QUOTE=Don Knotts;36821998]Fucking awesome Gym teacher[/QUOTE] All the gym teachers I've had were total fucking cunts/dicks.

During one of my biology classes i would fall asleep with my right hand supporting my head, the desks were made of some slick wood and my right elbow would sometimes slide off the edge causing me to either be jerked awake or to completely slam my head onto the desk with a loud thump. My teacher was blind or deaf because she never once mentioned it but everyone in class heard it.

[QUOTE=Behemoth_PT;36945940]For the ones who've seen Clerks 2, you'll get this: I'm a big fan of King Diamond and I found this scene hilarious during the film, I liked it so much that I made that excerpt of the song, my ringtone: So I was forced to go to church with my parents that day and forgot to turn off my cell phone when all of a suddent during that silent moment right after a prayer King Diamond erupts and echoes through the halls of the church: [I]GRANDMA, WHAT WAS IT LIIIIIKE... TO BE IN THAT HOLIDAY SITE![/I] I was paralyzed, it weas extremely loud and people started to look everywhere. Some suspected it was me others kept looking around as if it were some infernal profanity. Shocked. I didn't want to look like the spawn of the devil so I stood still and slowly reached for my pocket, trying to subtly press my phone's red button. Unfortunately I pressed the green one and somehow turned on the loud speaker. [I]"HELLO?!"[/I] At that point I just realized nothing could spare me the humiliation and the lecture from the priest that was about to come. Everybody was frowning at me, I say I'm terribly sorry, but people still looked at me with disapproval and the priest didn't abstain from saying a few words about my "ungodly behaviour", like he was inciting the crowd against me. Well I wasn't one to have a church friendly visual back then. I had extremely long hair and had this awesome Slayer shirt at the time so, yeap. I just got up and left. Church people are fucking hypocrites.[/QUOTE] You wore a Slayer shirt, [b]at a church[/b], and you then call church people hypocrites. You are a great person.

I remember at a young age, there's this one time that I wanted to piss. So I went to the bathroom, sat on the toilet and started pissing. Guess what, I forgot to lift the toilet cover so the piss dripped and went everywhere.

So it's not really embarrassing, but an interesting experience. I was in study hall, with my iPod in. I looked up, and the teacher was mumbling to himself, a few minutes later, I notice he's not mumbling, but quietly singing along to what I was listening to. I turn my music down, and he looks up at me and asks for my iPod. He then looks through all my music, and writes down something on a notepad, and hands me back my iPod and the notepad. It was a list of all the bands he recognizes, and his favorite song from each. I found out my study hall teacher listens to Dethklok and Mercyful Fate that day.

I remembered another, more recent one: I used to have Heavys laugh from Meet The Heavy as a text-message sound. I usually put my phone on vibration during working days. But once, when we had a serious meeting about the past year, I had forgotten to set my phone to vibration-only. After the biggest possible boss in our whole company stopped his speech and remained silent for a while, a really loud "DO-HO-HO-HO-HO *Snort* HO-HO" echoes through the room. I could only cough and go "Ahem, eh, ahem" and turn my phone completely off.