Embarrassing Situations Thread V1.0 - Oh, the shame! - General

[QUOTE=BAR;38923657]Unfortunately they are probably better than the real result. [sp]Redtube[/sp][/QUOTE] [img]http://www.androidapps-reviews.com/images/B004N95L08.jpg[/img] Come on man.

[QUOTE=c:;38917430]I just got home and saw a naked girl rubbing her boobs on my dad's laptop. I pretended I didn't notice and so did he. Similarly, I once came home at 2 in the morning, turned on the t.v., and was met with two lesbians going at it. I opened the DVR, and there was more porn. I looked through the guide, and even more porn was waiting to be recorded. This was when I was the only one living with my dad and stepmom. Edit: Just to be clear, it was a video. I did not walk in and see a girl in the room, naked, rubbing her boobs onto my dad's laptop while we both ignored her.[/QUOTE] Late, but whatever. A few weeks back I was having a cheeky wank and me father just opened me door and walked into me room. I hid my knob away pretty swiftly and he wanted to tell me that he put £40 in my bank account because we had a tax return, then he noticed what was on me screen. He then proceeded to tell me about the dangers of unusual porn websites and even reccomended Redtube to me, as he says he uses it too. My parents seem completely ok about the whole wanking/porn thing, and now they knock before entering. My parents are chill as fuck, luckily enough.

[QUOTE=Zakkin;38924412]Late, but whatever. A few weeks back I was having a cheeky wank and me father just opened me door and walked into me room. I hid my knob away pretty swiftly and he wanted to tell me that he put £40 in my bank account because we had a tax return, then he noticed what was on me screen. He then proceeded to tell me about the dangers of unusual porn websites and even reccomended Redtube to me, as he says he uses it too. My parents seem completely ok about the whole wanking/porn thing, and now they knock before entering. My parents are chill as fuck, luckily enough.[/QUOTE] son don't go to these gay furry porn websites. They have awful content! Not that I would know...

This generation will become the best parents.

[QUOTE=alien_guy;38925049]This generation will become the best parents.[/QUOTE] Requesting the gif of a fat guy shaking the training baby doll furiouisly while the program on the screen repeatedly tells him to stop

[t]http://media.giantbomb.com/uploads/0/9044/1894855-dontshakethebaby.gif[/t] As requested.

[QUOTE=DrasarSalman;38925211][t]http://media.giantbomb.com/uploads/0/9044/1894855-dontshakethebaby.gif[/t] As requested.[/QUOTE] My brother and me won Wii Party like this.

[QUOTE=alien_guy;38925049]This generation will become the best parents.[/QUOTE] The next generation will make plenty of social advances that we'll be too old and backwards to accept, don't worry.

I was doing a presentation for photography last week. It was already pretty bad because whoever wrote it somehow deduced one of my names was Skirt through some means. Then I went up to do it (being called skirt all the way up rather amusingly), and the presentation decided "time to fuck up" and decided to skip any pictures I had put into a slide. So I constantly try to fix it and then accidentally announce that I would kill someone if it kept up. There was a camera recording the whole thing. I got laughed at. Now I look like a psycho. Then the presentation went (fairly) flawlessly. Someone tried to be smart at the end with something about shutter speeds but luckily for me it varied for the subject I was doing it on so yay :v: Everyone seems to have forgotten that now though. They haven't forgotten fuckin skirt though, i'm never living that down.

Why skirt? Did you fuck one?

[QUOTE=cpt.armadillo;38927043]Why skirt? Did you fuck one?[/QUOTE] Ew, no I don't DO female clothing. I prefer trousers.

[QUOTE=c:;38917430]I just got home and saw a naked girl rubbing her boobs on my dad's laptop. I pretended I didn't notice and so did he. Similarly, I once came home at 2 in the morning, turned on the t.v., and was met with two lesbians going at it. I opened the DVR, and there was more porn. I looked through the guide, and even more porn was waiting to be recorded. This was when I was the only one living with my dad and stepmom. Edit: Just to be clear, it was a video. I did not walk in and see a girl in the room, naked, rubbing her boobs onto my dad's laptop while we both ignored her.[/QUOTE] "Dad. Who's that?" "That's just the house-keeper son, pay no attention to her."

[QUOTE=residntevl;38927847]"Dad. Who's that?" "That's just the house-keeper son, pay no attention to her."[/QUOTE] "But dad she's..-" "Shh. Just walk away son."

[QUOTE=Behemoth_PT;36795878]Hey guys, so I decided to create this topic as a compilation of our embarrassing moments for us to share. Our most dark, funny and embarrassing episodes into one topic. No need to hide the shame anymore, share it. So I was robbed the other day and as any normal robbery I called 911. The passed me to the police and I explained the situation I could barely listen to them over the phone since the volume was to low They were always putting me on hold for few to few minutes. I don't know why but I was starting to get annoyed. That and the music being extremely annoying So after a few hold a manly voice from the police officer suddenly comes up asking me what happened. As I was in the middle of the explanation the guy interrupts and says "A car will be there soon, hold on" and puts me on hold again with the stupid music. I get mad and say out loud: "I can't believe this fucker put me on hold again!" The music suddenly interrupts and the same voice replies: "This fucker what, sir?" I had no idea they could listen through the music :tinfoil:[/QUOTE] F@CK THE POLICE

[QUOTE=rockchalk917;38930025]F@CK THE POLICE[/QUOTE] No, fuck you.

[QUOTE=Toyhobo;38910150]Most dads are chill about the whole masturbation thing though. Personally I haven't been caught but people I know that have had their dad closing the door and leave the premises.[/QUOTE] Remembered a good one! My dad was plentiful at work home, and we were with my GF around. So we were at that time about sexy-wexy time, she starts giving me a blow job (in my room it was pretty dark by the way). ALL OF A SUDDEN my dad waltzes in, looks at us, then rapidly turns on the lights, sighs from relief and says "Oh, goddamit", and leaves off. We were laughing at this for like 10 minutes straight.

[QUOTE=Dark RaveN;38932953]Remembered a good one! My dad was plentiful at work home, and we were with my GF around. So we were at that time about sexy-wexy time, she starts giving me a blow job (in my room it was pretty dark by the way). ALL OF A SUDDEN my dad waltzes in, looks at us, then rapidly turns on the lights, sighs from relief and says "Oh, goddamit", and leaves off. We were laughing at this for like 10 minutes straight.[/QUOTE] Sounds like a great scene off a comedy movie.

[QUOTE=Dark RaveN;38932953]Remembered a good one! My dad was plentiful at work home, and we were with my GF around. So we were at that time about sexy-wexy time, she starts giving me a blow job (in my room it was pretty dark by the way). ALL OF A SUDDEN my dad waltzes in, looks at us, then rapidly turns on the lights, sighs from relief and says "Oh, goddamit", and leaves off. We were laughing at this for like 10 minutes straight.[/QUOTE] "Oh, goddammit" sums up that situation so perfectly, your dad is truly a linguistic genius.

[QUOTE=Dark RaveN;38932953]that time about sexy-wexy time[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=Dark RaveN;38932953] about sexy-wexy time[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=Dark RaveN;38932953]sexy-wexy time[/QUOTE] oh gods

Wasn't embarassing for me, but someone else when she sobers up and possibly remembers. Was at a party last night and was talking to a friend in the "calm the fuck down room" room when a couple people who were making love to the toilet walked in and wanted to sleep. I asked if they wanted me to leave because they were talking about changing. "No". So one of them shamelessly took off their clothes and I was sitting there. Whee. Wonder if I should let her know :P

[QUOTE=RoflKawpter;38934728]Wonder if I should let her know :P[/QUOTE] Yes, that wouldn't be creepy..

[QUOTE=RoflKawpter;38934728]Wasn't embarassing for me, but someone else when she sobers up and possibly remembers. Was at a party last night and was talking to a friend in the "calm the fuck down room" room when a couple people who were making love to the toilet walked in and wanted to sleep. I asked if they wanted me to leave because they were talking about changing. "No". So one of them shamelessly took off their clothes and I was sitting there. Whee. Wonder if I should let her know :P[/QUOTE] Did you put your meat stick into her cock holster?

[QUOTE=rockchalk917;38930025]F@CK THE POLICE[/QUOTE] Wait, doesn't that @ sign mean A when you are 5 and using it in a swear? Fack the police. Cool, cool.

[QUOTE=chaz13;38935451]Yes, that wouldn't be creepy..[/QUOTE] :v:

[QUOTE=ramirez!;38934131]oh gods[/QUOTE] still better than "the ol' lickaroo"

I've had a lot of hot girls call me cute lately and all I do is say thanks and I have no idea what to do so I just sit there silent. I hate myself, I'm never going to get a girlfriend because I have no idea wat to do when its obvious someone likes me and I just end up embarrassing myself

Hey, atleast girls speak to you. You have a 99% more chance than most of us here. [editline]23rd December 2012[/editline] Everytime girls in my class ask for things like a pen or paper, they always skip me.

Girls talk to me, I talk to them. I just dunno what the hell to do.

I talk to girls that aren't full of bitch.

[QUOTE=Meatpuppet;38938689]I've had a lot of hot girls call me cute lately and all I do is say thanks and I have no idea what to do so I just sit there silent. I hate myself, I'm never going to get a girlfriend because I have no idea wat to do when its obvious someone likes me and I just end up embarrassing myself[/QUOTE] "y-you too"