Embarrassing Situations Thread V1.0 - Oh, the shame! - General

[QUOTE=Meatpuppet;38938689]I've had a lot of hot girls call me cute lately and all I do is say thanks and I have no idea what to do so I just sit there silent. I hate myself, I'm never going to get a girlfriend because I have no idea wat to do when its obvious someone likes me and I just end up embarrassing myself[/QUOTE] if that's the case, if she's cute you could ask for her number or if she wants to get coffee sometime or something like that

Recently got a girlfriend and it's my first girlfriend and her first boyfriend so we're going through quite an awkward phase of fumbling around trying to figure out everything. The main thing that keeps happening which is really embarrassing to me is we'll kiss on the lips a few times and she'll slightly open her mouth so I try to stick my tongue in. It's not the we haven't made out before, and in the moment it seems right. Pretty embarrassing to me, even though she just laughs it off. :\

forgetting where i live and i never came home against

[QUOTE=fois;38943583]forgetting where i live and i never came home against[/QUOTE] does this make sense to anyone else? it's 4am so i don't know if it does

A few years ago my 7 year old brother was taking swimming lessons. One day I went to the public pool with him and he wanted to show me what he could do (I had no idea how well he could swim now). He swam underwater to the bottom of the pool and held his breath. After a few seconds I panicked and thought he was drowning and couldn't get back up, so I dived down to get him with my jeans, shoes, my entire clothing still on including my phone which got wrecked. Everyone saw it and was watching us as we left..

If your brother would play along you could have been a hero.

When I was about 8, I had ADHD and I always got in trouble. I got suspended probably 3 times and after the third time I was put on new medicine. This one actually worked, and I was behaving pretty well. About a week after I started the new meds, this new kid joins our class. His name was Elijah and he was worse than I was before my new meds and he also had severe anger issues. Every now and then he would flip shit and he would get sent to the office. One day, we wrote poems and turned them in. Our teacher would read them and when yours was read, you weren't supposed to say that it was yours until you won for best poem. Once Elijah's was read, he stood up and yelled "THAT ONE'S MINE!" and everyone was like "Dude you're not supposed to say it's yours," and he flipped the fuck out. He yells "WHY THE FUCK DIDN'T ANYONE TELL ME?!" My teacher had enough and she forcibly took him out of the room and told him to go to the principals office. Here's the embarrassing part: She comes over to me, hugs me, and kisses me on my head and says "I'm so sorry Mitch," and everyone laughs at me. I got made fun of for the rest of the year.

[QUOTE=Boaraes;38946294] Here's the embarrassing part: She comes over to me, hugs me, and kisses me on my head and says "I'm so sorry Mitch," and everyone laughs at me. I got made fun of for the rest of the year.[/QUOTE] Why exactly did she apologize to you?

Sounds like a bizarre feeling that the situation upset him, with the pity of looking at both of them as somewhat disabled.

[QUOTE=BigJoeyLemons;38946383]Why exactly did she apologize to you?[/QUOTE] Not really sure, but because I used to be a little shit and she always sent me down to the office, she kinda felt bad now that I was acting better.

[QUOTE=cpt.armadillo;38938921]Girls talk to me, I talk to them. I just dunno what the hell to do.[/QUOTE] give them the dick

[QUOTE=Boaraes;38946676]Not really sure, but because I used to be a little shit and she always sent me down to the office, she kinda felt bad now that I was acting better.[/QUOTE] shoulda fucked her

[QUOTE=RoflKawpter;38947124]shoulda fucked her[/QUOTE] she was in her late 60s ... dammit you're right i shoulda

[QUOTE=Boaraes;38946294]When I was about 8, I had ADHD and I always got in trouble. I got suspended probably 3 times and after the third time I was put on new medicine. This one actually worked, and I was behaving pretty well. About a week after I started the new meds, this new kid joins our class. His name was Elijah and he was worse than I was before my new meds and he also had severe anger issues. Every now and then he would flip shit and he would get sent to the office. One day, we wrote poems and turned them in. Our teacher would read them and when yours was read, you weren't supposed to say that it was yours until you won for best poem. Once Elijah's was read, he stood up and yelled "THAT ONE'S MINE!" and everyone was like "Dude you're not supposed to say it's yours," and he flipped the fuck out. He yells "WHY THE FUCK DIDN'T ANYONE TELL ME?!" My teacher had enough and she forcibly took him out of the room and told him to go to the principals office. Here's the embarrassing part: She comes over to me, hugs me, and kisses me on my head and says "I'm so sorry Mitch," and everyone laughs at me. I got made fun of for the rest of the year.[/QUOTE] My name's Mitch too! :D

there can only be one

Secretly embarrassing this one.. Was at the local the other night, had to lift seat with piss on it.. Thought oh I'll just wash my hands afterwards doesn't matter..Came out of toilet to wash hands, and there were people pissing in the sink... 5 minutes later was holding hands with the girlfriend... She will never know..

Just today. Watching movie, my GF decided to go under the blanket, so she went naked mode and went under. I decided to join here, and here we are watching Iron Man 2. Just out of nowhere I see door opening slowly (There was her mom, sister and two nieces at home, so D:) and I was just "look, anon, what the fuck is that". Turns out it was her cat. Okay, that's explainable. How to close the fucking door? And here we were lying in bed thinking how does that go, coz getting up fully naked while others are in the living room is fucking strange. Gladly, her sister came by and closed the door for us. We had a good laugh then :v:.

I was at church when I was like 9 at the time and I had to take a piss really bad. I dashed down through a hallway and found a restroom. The thing is the restroom was a suited for one person at a time. Being the fucking idiot I am, I left the door unlocked as I went inside. I zipped down my pants and did what had to be done. Now here's where it gets weird and cringe-ish.[sp] After I was done, I had a huge boner at the time. Again, because the fucking idiotic kid I was I went to the sink, WITH my pants still undone. Washed my hands for a bit, then, again, being a stupid fucking moron I was checking myself out int he mirror for a while. Then I hear the door behind slowly open. A little girl looked in with a surprise on her face. She screamed extremely loud and slammed the door.[/sp]After that, I quickly ran out of the restroom and stood low in the crowd of the church for a good 3 hours because I was so embarrassed at the time and had no clue what to do at the moment. I still cringe at that memory...

[QUOTE=NoobSauce;38950519]I was at church when I was like 9 at the time and I had to take a piss really bad. I dashed down through a hallway and found a restroom. The thing is the restroom was a suited for one person at a time. Being the fucking idiot I am, I left the door unlocked as I went inside. I zipped down my pants and did what had to be done. Now here's where it gets weird and cringe-ish.[sp] After I was done, I had a huge boner at the time. Again, because the fucking idiotic kid I was I went to the sink, WITH my pants still undone. Washed my hands for a bit, then, again, being a stupid fucking moron I was checking myself out int he mirror for a while. Then, I hear the door behind slowly open. A little girl looked in with a surprise on her face, she screamed extremely loud and slammed the door.[/sp]After that, I quickly ran out of the restroom and stood low in the crowd of the church for a good 3 hours because I was so embarrassed at the time and had no clue what to do at the moment. I still cringe at that memory...[/QUOTE] did you copulate

[QUOTE=SuperLoz;37067897]One time, at the Student Union bar at my uni, I was very drunk and wearing a onesie. (It was onesie night, shut up). Late on in the evening, I was quite drunk, as it happens. A good looking girl says to me "Well, I'm going to go and snog the next guy I see.....". I look at her and utter the words "Good luck with that.", and continue drinking. Spent the rest of my night kicking my self.[/QUOTE] Reminds me of when I was talking to this fly as fuck girl at my school. We were flirting a little and I asked her if she had anything that I could eat, and she says "Not now, buuut maybe a little later..." in this real seductive voice and looks me straight in the eye and bites her lip. I stare blankly back at her for five seconds, turn my head the other way, and go run off to talk to my friend before I realize five minutes later that I just ran away from some pussy and then literally shout "DAMNIT" and facepalm in the middle of class. Me trying to fuck this girl is like the commercial with the guy trying to steal the dyson vacuum design and it dissapears every time right before he can get it. There have three or four more times when we've been about to hook up but we would get cockblocked every time, or one time when it was all figured out and then suddenly her boss switches the shift times and she has work. Its like I'm like the damn rabbit from the trix commercial

[QUOTE=hurts;38951517]I stare blankly back at her for five seconds, turn my head the other way, and go run off to talk to my friend before I realize five minutes later that I just ran away from some pussy and then literally shout "DAMNIT" and facepalm in the middle of class.[/QUOTE] Oh god dude why

[QUOTE=fear me;38952104]Oh god dude why[/QUOTE] \:v:/

My uncle made me play some music with him, with family watching even though I'm not that good at guitar. He doesn't believe me when I say I'm not that good at it. It was awful. I hate having any sort of attention on me.

[QUOTE=SuperLoz;37067897]One time, at the Student Union bar at my uni, I was very drunk and wearing a onesie. (It was onesie night, shut up). Late on in the evening, I was quite drunk, as it happens. A good looking girl says to me "Well, I'm going to go and snog the next guy I see.....". I look at her and utter the words "Good luck with that.", and continue drinking. Spent the rest of my night kicking my self.[/QUOTE] Well, the same thing kinda happened to me - other than I really had no interest in this. A girl from my class was throwing a birthday party (her 18th, so it was pretty big), she's not like super hot or something, but she's above average. Well, she was pretty drunk and tired, and so she was lying on a bed and I was just talking to her, just so that she wasn't totally down (that's pretty sad on her birthday). But well, at one point she just looks in my eyes for a moment and says the words "I'd really like my next kiss to be special". I'm just kinda dumbfounded and so I just answer "Well, good luck with that". I don't know whether she actually was interested in me (after all she was pretty drunk), but it later downed on me, that maybe that wasn't the best way of answering that statement, since I really didn't want to hurt her. But oh well, she got up again, danced, and I went skinny dipping with this girl from my class that I really like.

[QUOTE=Toyhobo;38945512]If your brother would play along you could have been a hero.[/QUOTE] Far from it. When I pulled him to the surface he looked at me and said "What are you doing?"

I love this thread

[QUOTE=Prez;38947656]My name's Mitch too! :D[/QUOTE] SO IS MINE. :D

I opened a gift from my father in front of my family. It's a shirt. I open it up and look at the text - "Call of Duty - Black Ops II" Kill me.

Only T-shirt I got for christmas was an In Flames one from my brother. Thank fuck for that.

[QUOTE=Shifty Pete;38956436]I opened a gift from my father in front of my family. It's a shirt. I open it up and look at the text - "Call of Duty - Black Ops II" Kill me.[/QUOTE] I got a Halo 4 shirt :v: I'm enjoying the game but there is NO way I'm wearing a shirt with a giant 'HALO 4' stamped on the front I traded it for Rayman Origins