Embarrassing Situations Thread V1.0 - Oh, the shame! - General

[QUOTE=Shifty Pete;38956436]I opened a gift from my father in front of my family. It's a shirt. I open it up and look at the text - "Call of Duty - Black Ops II" Kill me.[/QUOTE] i got gifted a halo and call of duty shirt last year from a relative i rarely see He knew I played videogames but...

[QUOTE=Shifty Pete;38956436]I opened a gift from my father in front of my family. It's a shirt. I open it up and look at the text - "Call of Duty - Black Ops II" Kill me.[/QUOTE] Sort of reminds me of when I was like 11. Everyone in my elementary school was obsessed with Webkinz, which are some weird stuffed animals that have codes that you put onto a website and let you play with them online. I was just like "guys we're in fifth grade this is total bullshit" because I think I was the only one who knew what Youtube was at the time. Then for Christmas my 65 year old aunt gives me a Webkinz frog thing and she was like "It's so popular in our town, have you heard of it?" and I went "eheheh... yeah." It never left my closet.

In my town it was Neopets. But I was one of the kids that played with them...

It was habbo for me, I even wanted to buy credits. Thank god I didn't.

[QUOTE=Kirbyfactor;38957612]It was habbo for me, I even wanted to buy credits. Thank god I didn't.[/QUOTE] Brings back some good memories. I got pretty wealthy in furniture on that game without ever spending a penny. My friend and I were masters of scamming people with rigged games like 'pod racing' and 'lucky dice' and stuff. Good times!

[QUOTE=Chris220;38958137]Brings back some good memories. I got pretty wealthy in furniture on that game without ever spending a penny. My friend and I were masters of scamming people with rigged games like 'pod racing' and 'lucky dice' and stuff. Good times![/QUOTE] i still want my chair back

[QUOTE=Kirbyfactor;38957612]It was habbo for me, I even wanted to buy credits. Thank god I didn't.[/QUOTE] hey I spent at least 30 euros a year in habbo when I played it it was fun lol

[QUOTE=BigJoeyLemons;38957318]Sort of reminds me of when I was like 11. Everyone in my elementary school was obsessed with Webkinz, which are some weird stuffed animals that have codes that you put onto a website and let you play with them online. I was just like "guys we're in fifth grade this is total bullshit" because I think I was the only one who knew what Youtube was at the time. Then for Christmas my 65 year old aunt gives me a Webkinz frog thing and she was like "It's so popular in our town, have you heard of it?" and I went "eheheh... yeah." It never left my closet.[/QUOTE] A relative of mine gave me twilight. The next year she gave me an "unauthorized" biography of Robert Pattinson. [editline]24th December 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=Kirbyfactor;38957612]It was habbo for me, I even wanted to buy credits. Thank god I didn't.[/QUOTE] I know someone who spent >100 on habbo. Not joking

My cousin (same age as me) got introduced to Habbo from me, and proceeded to spend something like £150 to £200 on credits with his parent's credit card. Without them knowing. He then completely stopped playing again about a week later so I figured it wasn't worth letting all that money go to waste. I guessed his password (surprisingly obvious what it was) and put all his stuff down in my own 'donations' room. In fact, I think that's what kick-started my furniture trading business that eventually got me so rich, when combined with the rigged games. [sp]pls dont tell him[/sp]

Club Penguin used to be the game for my class, probably because it was the only thing they let us play in the computer lab (though someone secretly put on marble blast, that was the shit). I remember in second or first grade this fifth grader used to stab me with popsicle sticks, so I got onto the laptop that he used, logged into his club penguin account (I have no idea why a fifth grader would still play that), and said "fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck", banning him for 7 days. He never found out it was me.

so last night i was at a party and a friend couldn't come but wanted a pic to see what it was like so i try to take a picture of these two hot girls dancing but i forgot to turn the flash off... i take the picture, they stop dancing, look at me with a creeped out expression on their face, as well as like 4 other people, and the best thing i could say was "shit wrong button" and then run for alcohol besides that it was a great party

Worst is when you try and take a picture stealthily and the camera sound goes off. Fuck.

So I was at church today for Christmas and stuff. We were at that part where we go and shake hands with everyone around us and wish everyone a merry Christmas. I turned and there was this one lady, somewhere in her mid twenties, and she was kind of attractive, I suppose. When I went to shake her hand, my pointer finger went over her thumb and she was basically just grabbing the three other fingers on my hand, which made me rather uncomfortable. Then this other thing happened but I don't have the time to detail it right now.

[QUOTE=Kirbyfactor;38957612]It was habbo for me, I even wanted to buy credits. Thank god I didn't.[/QUOTE] i remember playing that in 2005 to 2008 i wanted to buy credits but my dad wouldn't let me.

[QUOTE=Face Melter;38959426]so last night i was at a party and a friend couldn't come but wanted a pic to see what it was like so i try to take a picture of these two hot girls dancing but i forgot to turn the flash off... i take the picture, they stop dancing, look at me with a creeped out expression on their face, as well as like 4 other people, and the best thing i could say was "shit wrong button" and then run for alcohol besides that it was a great party[/QUOTE] I did that once too but I just told the girls that I was trying to get my mate to come (that they somehow knew) and one of them was interested in him so we arranged a sexy shot of 6 or so girls just grinding together and needless to say he was over pretty quick. He took two of them home, fuark I love college

Recently, a mail-woman came to my door asking me to sign for something. She hands me a pen and I proceed to sign the slip. Then she sticks out her hand, and I didn't know why. So I shook her hand with a confused look on my face. She says, "No, the pen, I need it back. It's mine." In middle School, an older female science teacher was complaining to our class about our behavior. She begins pointing out small issues with each student. Then she gets on the subject of hygiene. She said some students who came up to hand her assignments didn't smell so well (they stink). She actual calls me, by name and in front of the class, as one of the stinky people. I was so embarrassed, and wondered why didn't she just pull me aside and tell me this in private instead of in front of the whole class. In elementary school, whenever the teacher would leave the class (leave us unattended) we would get a little rowdy (getting up out of our seats, throwing paper, talking). On one of these occasions where the teacher left us unattended, as usually it got a bit rowdy, but I decided to try to bring order. I went up to the blackboard and wrote in big letters what I thought said "Sit Down." However, when the lookout warned us the teacher was coming we all flew to our seats, but to my dismay when I rushed to my seat to sit down I had looked at the blackboard to see that I had written "Shit Down!" on the blackboard.

In the 7th grade I made the mistake of telling this dick in my math class that my dad worked for a government company called 'U.S. Falcon' ( which is a well-regarded defense contractor may I add ). He spread the word to his fellow dick friends, and what do you know... My nickname today is 'U.S. Falcon'. I hate it... I hate it so much it almost breaks me down to tears whenever they say it. Thankfully I have been ignoring it lately, and it's all going relatively O.K.

[QUOTE=Samg381;38963741]In the 7th grade I made the mistake of telling this dick in my math class that my dad worked for a government company called 'U.S. Falcon' ( which is a well-regarded defense contractor may I add ). He spread the word to his fellow dick friends, and what do you know... My nickname today is 'U.S. Falcon'. I hate it... I hate it so much it almost breaks me down to tears whenever they say it. Thankfully I have been ignoring it lately, and it's all going relatively O.K.[/QUOTE] [thumb]http://onlyhdwallpapers.com/wallpaper/falcon_american_flag_desktop_1280x1024_hd-wallpaper-605148.jpg[/thumb] close enough

What. Why is that so upsetting?

[QUOTE=MrBob1337;38964004]What. Why is that so upsetting?[/QUOTE] Dicks can make anything sound offensive.

[QUOTE=Shifty Pete;38956436]I opened a gift from my father in front of my family. It's a shirt. I open it up and look at the text - "Call of Duty - Black Ops II" Kill me.[/QUOTE] [t]http://static.zoovy.com/img/2bhip/v1/T/ts431_00_call_of_duty_modern_warfare_3_logo_mw3_video_game_t_shirt_tee.jpg[/t] I got this.

[QUOTE=flamester370;38964794][t]http://static.zoovy.com/img/2bhip/v1/T/ts431_00_call_of_duty_modern_warfare_3_logo_mw3_video_game_t_shirt_tee.jpg[/t] I got this.[/QUOTE] I'm sorry for your loss. [IMG]http://facepunch.com//fp/emoot/fireman.gif[/IMG]

My dad and I were at the gym and as I was walking away from him he started comparing from across the gym one of my scrawny friends to this one bodybuilder's equally scrawny young son that was there. I faked laughing and agreeing with my dad so as to not ruin our father-son vibe I don't think the kids dad heard anything thank goodness

At my cousin's wedding, took a family portrait, accidentally touched his wife's boobs. Everyone stared at me I just looked down and walked away

[QUOTE=Suttles;38957184]i got gifted a halo and call of duty shirt last year from a relative i rarely see He knew I played videogames but...[/QUOTE] hey i actually got a dota 2 shirt this year

Going all the way back to page 45 and seeing story's you have seen and remember How embarrassing

[QUOTE=Suttles;38966743]hey i actually got a dota 2 shirt this year[/QUOTE] oh geez i really want the drow or roshan shirts, shame they're like $20 +shipping 'cause i'd kill to get those shame the roshan one has to have the dota 2 name on it, 'cause i've only heard about 5 people here ever talk about dota

[QUOTE=shian;38966548]At my cousin's wedding, took a family portrait, accidentally touched his wife's boobs. Everyone stared at me I just looked down and walked away[/QUOTE] But did you fuck her?

[QUOTE=Chubbs;38970999]But did you fuck her?[/QUOTE] Na he fucked his cousin

I remember one. Summer 2010, even more hormones then now, girl was just laying there, so 12-13 year old me decided to ask her if he 'could lay on top of her' Not the smartest move ever, glad she forgot about it now. I did not fuck her, but I wish that I did.