Embarrassing Situations Thread V1.0 - Oh, the shame! - General

On my cousin's laptop, I was mashing the backspace button, trying to reload the previous page I was on and I somehow ended up on Shadbase. Thankfully, I was alone in the living room so I proceeded to delete all of his history for him. I punched him after I saw him not long after and told the fucker he owed me big time.

Sorry to ask, what's Shadbase. EDIT: Hoooly fuck

[QUOTE=Dark RaveN;38977881]Sorry to ask, what's Shadbase. EDIT: Hoooly fuck[/QUOTE] I'm curious now. [editline]26th December 2012[/editline] Ok that wasn't half as bad as I was expecting, but still wtf.

You poor souls, come I'll show you how to spoon your eyes out.

shadbase is the best part of the internet

At least it wasn't Shagbase. [editline]26th December 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=AutomataReturns;38943565]Recently got a girlfriend and it's my first girlfriend and her first boyfriend so we're going through quite an awkward phase of fumbling around trying to figure out everything. The main thing that keeps happening which is really embarrassing to me is we'll kiss on the lips a few times and she'll slightly open her mouth so I try to stick my tongue in. It's not the we haven't made out before, and in the moment it seems right. Pretty embarrassing to me, even though she just laughs it off. :\[/QUOTE] With my first girlfriend, whenever we kissed we kept hitting our teeth together. I have a story about me and her aswell. So we start at her house. (a bungalow so her bedroom is on the ground floor. I wad round hers and her mum was out, so we were "at it". (Not properly, we still had our clothes on but a lot of grinding was involved.) then we heard a knocking on her bedroom window, her mum was standing there with a look of amusement on her face. The next 5-10 minutes were a chorus of "sorry" from me and my GF. I was expected to have dinner at her house too so we sat on the sofa really awkwardly for another 10 minutes watching strictly come dancing or something until her mum had finished dinner. And guess what we had for dinner at my GFs house that night. Spaghetti bolognese and meatballs. THE END

[QUOTE=Tomthetechy;38978997] With my first girlfriend, whenever we kissed we kept hitting our teeth together. [/QUOTE] Happened to us once or twice, but it's usually ignored, haha. Pageking Story: I game with my headphones on a lot, so I can barely hear what's going on around me. One time my mom went to my room and was asking me if I wanted anything from Dairy Queen, but I didn't hear her and proceeded to cuss out my friend who was fucking up in DOTA. When I turned around and saw her, she had the most horrified look on her face and it's the first time I had ever swore in front of her. Fantastic.

Moral of the story: Don't cuss people out online when your familiy's home.

once i was playing mw2 or some bad call of duty game (THEY'RE ALL THE SAME I FORGET WHICH LOL) and i was doing really poorly and i died and rage quit and yelled out "YOU MOTHERFUCKING CUNT PIECE OF SHIT" and my dad was like right at my door but hes old and senile and didn't hear a word i said so he was like "huh"

My parents don't really care if I curse. Especially when I'm gaming.

[QUOTE=Toyhobo;38980019]My parents don't really care if I curse. Especially when I'm gaming.[/QUOTE] I often end up getting onto my parents for cursing. I don't have anything against it, hell I do it often, but when they go around telling you what not to say for 3/4ths of your life and then go of and start saying all of it themselves, it feels a tad hypocritical.

[QUOTE=jaykray;37056512]Not mine. [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/shN2o.png[/IMG][/QUOTE]I once tripped. I tried to say "Ow!" and "Whoa!" at the same time... "WOW!" [editline]26th December 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=cpt.armadillo;38957432]In my town it was Neopets. But I was one of the kids that played with them...[/QUOTE]I was in the Tamagotchi crowd. Gah.

[QUOTE=W0w00t;38979965]once i was playing mw2 or some bad call of duty game (THEY'RE ALL THE SAME I FORGET WHICH LOL) and i was doing really poorly and i died and rage quit and yelled out "YOU MOTHERFUCKING CUNT PIECE OF SHIT" and my dad was like right at my door but hes old and senile and didn't hear a word i said so he was like "huh"[/QUOTE] I'm happy I don't get verbally/physically mad at games, mostly because I am usually sitting on my laptop in the living room with my father sitting on a couch positioned almost right next to me.

Once, my friend was taking a crap at school and he was taking so long so me along with 2 other guys went in the bathroom and heard him singing some weird cheesy song and we started laughing. As soon as he finished and leaves the stall we said "nice singing dude", he then looks at us in a weird way and said "that wasn't me". That was when we realize the singing came from the stall next to him and we just ran out laughing like morons :v:

[QUOTE=Tomthetechy;38978997]At least it wasn't Shagbase. [editline]26th December 2012[/editline] With my first girlfriend, whenever we kissed we kept hitting our teeth together. I have a story about me and her aswell. So we start at her house. (a bungalow so her bedroom is on the ground floor. I wad round hers and her mum was out, so we were "at it". (Not properly, we still had our clothes on but a lot of grinding was involved.) then we heard a knocking on her bedroom window, her mum was standing there with a look of amusement on her face. The next 5-10 minutes were a chorus of "sorry" from me and my GF. I was expected to have dinner at her house too so we sat on the sofa really awkwardly for another 10 minutes watching strictly come dancing or something until her mum had finished dinner. And guess what we had for dinner at my GFs house that night. Spaghetti bolognese and meatballs. THE END[/QUOTE] I know a guy that broke a tooth kissing his girlfriend. They were sitting next to each other in a bus so it's not like they were going hot and heavy. I have no bloody idea how it happened, but there went a shard of tooth.

This was a good many months ago. It was about 11PM, I was playing dark souls and I finally killed Lord Gwyn after an hour or so of trying. The noise that then erupted from my mouth was nothing I had ever produced before, a noise of pure happiness that broke the sound barrier. A few minutes later my dad appeared at my door with a look that just said "the fuck are you on?" "I uh .. Beat a really hard game :D" ...

u shouldve pulled ur pants down and said u were wanking

My brother's a hardcore CoD fan, even though he's absolute shit at it. Naturally he gets pissed at his shitty playing, and often cries afoul when he gets killed. His room is located near the laundry room where the whirring of washing machines and dryers drown out his outbursts, except for on one particular evening when mom happened to be switching a load of laundry and clearly heard him shout "COCKSUCKER!", to which she coolly yelled back "How lovely!" The whole situation was so hysterical, but the best part of it is this: My brother is 24 :v:

shouldn't he move out?

heh my brother said ugly bad words, lol embarrasing xD

[QUOTE=Toyhobo;38986494]shouldn't he move out?[/QUOTE] One would think.

I was in GameStop playing a video game and this guy behind me was watching. I coughed and accidentally let out a loud ass fart. I looked around n no one seem to notice but I walked out of that store as fast as I could. I was a 10 yr old and a Asian girl. So imagine that

did he fuck you

[QUOTE=Randomgirl;38987216]ass fart.[/QUOTE] Is there any other kind?

[QUOTE=BigJoeyLemons;38987264]Is there any other kind?[/QUOTE] Queef

[QUOTE=Cpl.Shepherd;38987285]Queef[/QUOTE] YuuUGgh.

a while back I got a random boner while sitting on the couch, no-one seemed to notice... except for my cat, the fat bastard quickly assumed that the bulge was some sort of scratching post and walked over and set to work clawing my dick. The worst part was probably the look on my parents' faces while I was trying to detach the cat's claws from my fully erect schlong, thankfully they never talk about it.

Not really embarrassing in my opinion. But the used to be this Lan Cafe in the city near where I live and they used to host all night gaming sessions. Of course when you do all nighters you need a good way to fuel yourself so I go mad on cans of Relentless energy. Now about 6:00am into the sessions I feel the need for a shit. Of course when you drink 3 to 4 cans of any energy drink it is never a clean break. This wouldn't be so bad. But the Lan cafe's toilets aren't really well designed for taking shits. Don't ask me why but the pipe that takes human waste just doesn't seem to have the width. So I enter and staring at the toilet I think to myself "Maybe I should just hold it" I had no choice but to face the inevitable. I couldn't leave the Lan cafe to 9:00am since the shutters are down. I brace myself and let it rip. Of course as I said earlier I can't flush my shit. I attempted many times and faced defeat. But the whole time a guy was waiting outside. I didn't care since I knew he wanted the toilet for the same reason. Anyway I doubt he could see my face since the toilet had this fiber optic light that faded into red way to often making it hard to see peoples faces. But after a while seeing a few people leave the toilet I see a cleaner walk in. I felt for the poor guy. But I just hoped no one knew it was me. But I seriously think those toilets aren't made for shitting no toilet seats I had to hover.

During dinner at my grandmas place the 25th my mom and grand mom was discussing midwinter solstice which in Swedish is "Midvintersolstånd". Immature as I am, I snicker at the word "stånd" which means erection is Swedish. My 5 year old sister proceeds to ask what an erection is and my mother says that's what I have in the mornings, right in front of my grand mom, step dad and my other 4 year old sister. It got really silent after that.

My brother once threw a slice of hot hawaiian pizza at my face and then started bashing the fuck out of my head with a maraca because i decided to stop playing minecraft with him. Although he was only 2 years old at the time that motherfucking maraca was like a 500 ton uranium ball and chain being smashed on my head. It fucking hurt like hell. The pineapples and ham had seared onto my face since the pizza was fresh from the oven and then when i give him a light slap on the arm and tell him "NO" while clenching my head hoping dearly i wake up tomorrow with my memory intact, then my parents are like "How dare you slap a baby! What did he ever do to you!" I explained the whole incident and then they're just like "He's 2 years old! That doesn't matter at all!"