Embarrassing Situations Thread V1.0 - Oh, the shame! - General

Your parents are terrible parents.

[QUOTE=Toyhobo;38980019]My parents don't really care if I curse. Especially when I'm gaming.[/QUOTE] When i game i always speak english (not native language), so my parents can't understand any of my cussing :v:

[QUOTE=The Maestro;38986413]My brother's a hardcore CoD fan, even though he's absolute shit at it. Naturally he gets pissed at his shitty playing, and often cries afoul when he gets killed. His room is located near the laundry room where the whirring of washing machines and dryers drown out his outbursts, except for on one particular evening when mom happened to be switching a load of laundry and clearly heard him shout "COCKSUCKER!", to which she coolly yelled back "How lovely!" The whole situation was so hysterical, but the best part of it is this: My brother is 24 :v:[/QUOTE] My brother, who is about 20 years old now, gets a "little" mad at FIFA games, to the point where the controller tend to end up in a flying state across the room. I always find this quite amusing, to which he responds with a feeling of embarrassment.

I've become very good friends with one of my female co-workers due to our common interest in music and our similar personalities. Because of our new-found friendship, all of the other co-workers and my whole family think we're an item. I guess it's not terribly embarrassing, but it does get a little awkward at times. [sp]We haven't fucked, I'm honestly not attracted to her[/sp]

[QUOTE=UberMunchkin;38990820]I don't really get how people get mad at video games [editline]27th December 2012[/editline] Except Mario Party [editline]27th December 2012[/editline] [B]Goddamn Mario Party[/B] [img]http://www.facepunch.com//fp/emoot/argh.gif[/img][/QUOTE] Never have I hated 3 other people as hard as I did when I played mario party with friends.

[QUOTE=The Maestro;38990862]I've become very good friends with one of my female co-workers due to our common interest in music and our similar personalities. Because of our new-found friendship, all of the other co-workers and my whole family think we're an item. I guess it's not terribly embarrassing, but it does get a little awkward at times. [sp]We haven't fucked, I'm honestly not attracted to her[/sp][/QUOTE] fuck her

[QUOTE=UberMunchkin;38990820]I don't really get how people get mad at video games [editline]27th December 2012[/editline] Except Mario Party [editline]27th December 2012[/editline] [B]Goddamn Mario Party[/B] [img]http://www.facepunch.com//fp/emoot/argh.gif[/img][/QUOTE] You've clearly never played Soul Calibur or Tekken. Those games are fucking [i]designed[/i] to piss you off.

[QUOTE=shrektheturd2;38987252]did he fuck you[/QUOTE] Yea

I was at the store once with my mom. While I was paying for some stuff on my own, I took my wallet out the upsidedown of my pocket and my condoms fell out. Just as mom came around the corner. All i can say, It was a pretty awkward car ride home but she was pretty cool with it and it's funny. Becasue everyone in the house now knows that when the volume on the music goes up and my door gets closed, they better stay away from my room

You know, I have a story that's embarrassing. I had gotten myself into a situation where I had to admit something immensely embarrassing to my parents. And no, I don't mean I got caught red-handed or something, and there was no way I could deny what I had done. No. I mean, I was probably actually going to fucking die if I didn't come clean. So much pride was swallowed that day. We never speak of it anymore. I'm not telling any of you what happened.

Only reason I'm posting this here, is that I already had it typed for a comment in the video section, but it's about my loss off virginity, which sucked bad: When I lost my virginity, she kept saying "I want you to go faster" So at one point I pulled out too far, jammed my dick on her pelvic bone or groin and ripped the little thread of tissue there. Called a "frenulum" in latin/medicine speak. Lost a few beakers of blood, which my gf collected in aforementioned beakers, trying to avoid anything from staining because what we were doing we were doing sneakily. That is, up until I blacked out and started mumbling at which point she was forced to get her parents, who then saw a buttnaked 16 year old boy bleeding heavily from his dick in the guest-room that their daughter was supposed to be nowhere near at 4am. They couldn't get me to regain full consciousness so they call my parents, and inform them they're taking me to the hospital. My parents get up, and haste towards the hospital. And that's the story of how my parents, and my girlfriends parents first met. Talking over coffee, in a hospital, waiting for me to get out of first aid after receiving 4 stitches in my dick . Man, the joy of reliving this by telling all this. Just great. I'm so glad that relationship messed up, and that I found a new girlfriend now. Things were forever awkard with her parents. NSFW. This is the same extent my penis was damaged. Not my penis though. [URL="http://www.urologycentre.com.sg/tight%20frenulum_post%20opt.gif"]Click.[/URL] But ehm... I DID fuck her :v: Edit:// Haha guys, you can laugh, seriously. It all healed fine and I can take a bllow. Not emotionally scarred or anything \:v:/

Shit I just remembered a pretty good one. At a party, two of my lady friends just started kissing. And I was just standing there, with an expression of shock and awe on my face. They're both pretty good looking, I hadn't, and still haven't gotten any where with a girl in a while, so this was a pretty nice situation for my drunken self to observe. Unfortunately, I wasn't casual about it, and was kind of creepy, so they both looked at me, they just sot of went "wtf, why are you making that face". I just awkwardly went "awesome, ummmmm" turned around and left. :v: No, I haven't fucked either of them at this given time [editline]28th December 2012[/editline] Not yet :quagmire:

[QUOTE=ShaneAlvarado;38996576]You know, I have a story that's embarrassing. I had gotten myself into a situation where I had to admit something immensely embarrassing to my parents. And no, I don't mean I got caught red-handed or something, and there was no way I could deny what I had done. No. I mean, I was probably actually going to fucking die if I didn't come clean. So much pride was swallowed that day. We never speak of it anymore. I'm not telling any of you what happened.[/QUOTE] what's the point of saying that you have one if you're not going to tell it.

[QUOTE=Nibroc;38997489]what's the point of saying that you have one if you're not going to tell it.[/QUOTE] While I don't wish to disclose what happened, I thought it'd be interesting to share that it became a life-or-death situation. Sorry.

Sorry but then don't post at all

drug problems

[QUOTE=lolerot95;38996452]I was at the store once with my mom. While I was paying for some stuff on my own, I took my wallet out the upsidedown of my pocket and my condoms fell out. Just as mom came around the corner. All i can say, It was a pretty awkward car ride home but she was pretty cool with it and it's funny. Becasue everyone in the house now knows that when the volume on the music goes up and my door gets closed, they better stay away from my room[/QUOTE] you have sex with an imaginary girlfriend and buy condoms to reinforce your fantasy?

I was on skype with the family when my step uncle walked off camera for a few moments. Suddenly, my step grampa wearing the same jumper and hat walks on screen, me still thinking its my uncle, says: "Hey, whos the guy in the mask? Hah." An akward silence ensued.

[QUOTE=GoldenBullet;38983787]This was a good many months ago. It was about 11PM, I was playing dark souls and I finally killed Lord Gwyn after an hour or so of trying. The noise that then erupted from my mouth was nothing I had ever produced before, a noise of pure happiness that broke the sound barrier. A few minutes later my dad appeared at my door with a look that just said "the fuck are you on?" "I uh .. Beat a really hard game :D" ...[/QUOTE] [video=youtube;bWFqqcStKj4]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bWFqqcStKj4[/video] Skip to 0:20. Did the squeal sound kind of like that?

Lucky for you, when I get hit with boxes, I feel terrible and unusually apologetic, so let me think of some content to make it somewhat right. Um... You see, I had a friend who I haven't seen for a while now. Me not being in contact with him has nothing to do with this incident, but whatever. Anyway, this was in middle school. My fellow students were very weird about masturbation. At one point I believe that I asked some kid if he ever choked the chicken. His response was something like, "No. What do you think I am, gay?" It was that kind of thing. Anyway, this friend, he, unlike the rest of the school, was very open about his sexual encounters with his right hand, and he liked to describe them to me. He constantly pestered me about whether I had ever done it. My response was always no, because I was almost as weird about it as everyone else. This kid pretty much made up about eighty percent of the awkward in my life. He would hug me at random intervals, bring up the strangest topics within earshot of plenty of people, and, before he started going to a different school, gave [I]very[/I] strong signals that he was attracted to me. So, I'm walking with my usual group of friends, discussing whatever, and then I hear someone running up to me from behind. I look behind me, and lo and behold, it's said friend. Now, as strange as this guy is, I'm still his friend, so I wasn't going to dismiss him just because I'm already in some conversation. So, he keeps running, and when he reaches us, what does he blurt out? "Hey, Shane! Have you started masturbating yet?!" Everyone fell silent. This would be a very confusing scenario just about anywhere, let alone in a middle school filled with strange, immature conceptions of masturbation. I didn't really know how to react. So, I just did what seemed natural in the given situation: act confused. "What the fuck? Dude, what the [B]fuck[/B]?" And, peer pressure rearing its ugly head in the form of unusual misconceptions about sexuality, I vehemently denied it. Then again, would anyone react to that with a simple "Yup"?

[QUOTE=GoldenBullet;38983787]This was a good many months ago. It was about 11PM, I was playing dark souls and I finally killed Lord Gwyn after an hour or so of trying. The noise that then erupted from my mouth was nothing I had ever produced before, a noise of pure happiness that broke the sound barrier. A few minutes later my dad appeared at my door with a look that just said "the fuck are you on?" "I uh .. Beat a really hard game :D" ...[/QUOTE] I did the similar with God of War 3. I was playing on Chaos-difficulty and fighting Hades. Near the end of the battle you get to smash his head on the ceiling multiple times. I was overjoyed that I won and went, in the rhythm of the head-bashing: "YEEES! Fuck. You. You. Fucking. Ass. HOLE!" In the living room in the middle of the day. I too was like "Um, I won! Yay!"

Fuck, my sister got me good earlier today. Girls have the smelliest fucking farts. "What comes before I?" "What" "Pink!" (Pink eye for you plebs that don't get it)

Once when I was having sex and went to change position I accidentally head butted my girlfriend. I've also finished and broke into laughter at The Inbetweeners quote "I'm going to fuck your fucking fanny off you twat" Here is the video of the quote if you care to see. [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=16m-Sc2FA-o[/url] That was probably more embarrassing since she was aware that I wasn't paying full attention to our intimate moments or laughing during sex. I've also been caught in the act on more than 5 occasions.

I've been caught in the act in public before, by the police, no less. Thankfully, I wasn't done for indecent exposure because it wasn't actually all that public, they just took some details and sent us on our merry way. It's nice knowing that the first thing the officer saw was my bare arse moving backwards and forwards in a rhythmic motion. Some of my friends found out and haven't shut up about it for two years.

[QUOTE=twatbagg;39002871]I've been caught in the act in public before, by the police, no less. Thankfully, I wasn't done for indecent exposure because it wasn't actually all that public, they just took some details and sent us on our merry way. It's nice knowing that the first thing the officer saw was my bare arse moving backwards and forwards in a rhythmic motion. Some of my friends found out and haven't shut up about it for two years.[/QUOTE] Where were you doing it?

[QUOTE=twatbagg;39002871]I've been caught in the act in public before, by the police, no less. Thankfully, I wasn't done for indecent exposure because it wasn't actually all that public, they just took some details and sent us on our merry way. It's nice knowing that the first thing the officer saw was my bare arse moving backwards and forwards in a rhythmic motion. Some of my friends found out and haven't shut up about it for two years.[/QUOTE] I have a friend who got caught, and the officer just said "You know, there are better places to be doing this." That same friend also had plans to Skype with his girlfriend and her parents when he'd gone away for a while. She ended up admitting to them a day or two before it that she'd had sex with him (her first time). He said sitting there with the parents staring at him from miles away was the most awkward moment of his life. [sp]slightly embellished. i dont remember the exact details, but that's the jist[/sp]

I'm surprised that the parents hadn't already guessed... I mean come on, if your son/daughter has been dating someone for a decent length of time then it's a fair guess that they've probably done SOMETHING sexual.

When in 6 grade we went to this camp for a week. So this asian kid pulls my pants down when were all in the bath room. I did get revenge two days later.

[QUOTE=Cadios;39007077]When in 6 grade we went to this camp for a week. So this asian kid pulls my pants down when were all in the bath room. I did get revenge two days later.[/QUOTE] Did you push your one-eyed milkman into his turd cutter?

[QUOTE=d_cover;39002289]Once when I was having sex and went to change position I accidentally head butted my girlfriend. I've also finished and broke into laughter at The Inbetweeners quote "I'm going to fuck your fucking fanny off you twat" Here is the video of the quote if you care to see. [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=16m-Sc2FA-o[/url] That was probably more embarrassing since she was aware that I wasn't paying full attention to our intimate moments or laughing during sex. I've also been caught in the act on more than 5 occasions.[/QUOTE] This reminds me of a time where I was making out with a girl while Beavis and Butthead was playing in the background, and we both hear Beavis in the background yell, "YEAH YEAH GRAB HIS SCHLONG!" I could not stop laughing.