Embarrassing Situations Thread V1.0 - Oh, the shame! - General

[QUOTE=I_Forgot;39013122]This reminds me of a time where I was making out with a girl while Beavis and Butthead was playing in the background, and we both hear Beavis in the background yell, "YEAH YEAH GRAB HIS SCHLONG!" I could not stop laughing.[/QUOTE] Did she listen to him

[QUOTE=Chris220;39006862]I'm surprised that the parents hadn't already guessed... I mean come on, if your son/daughter has been dating someone for a decent length of time then it's a fair guess that they've probably done SOMETHING sexual.[/QUOTE] It was only a couple months, and you gotta remember it was their virgin daughter. They were probably glaring at him like he'd ruined her.

When I was in 7th grade, we had this homeroom activity thing where we were supposed to say something positive about every person in the classroom-- we went around in a circle and said compliments to every kid in the class. It reached this fellows turn who happened to be African American. People started saying things like "funny!" and "nice!". My brain decided to turn off for a second, and I blurted out "black!" This was my first interaction with him. I felt pretty horrible.

[QUOTE=socks;39013954]When I was in 7th grade, we had this homeroom activity thing where we were supposed to say something positive about every person in the classroom-- we went around in a circle and said compliments to every kid in the class. It reached this fellows turn who happened to be African American. People started saying things like "funny!" and "nice!". My brain decided to turn off for a second, and I blurted out "black!" This was my first interaction with him. I felt pretty horrible.[/QUOTE] At least they probably thought you just liked black people. Also long time ago I accidentally sat on some girl in music class (no chairs) She was pretty small so it hurt her. Everyone acted like I did it on purpose.

I walked into the bathroom at my college and some guy was changing his clothes. All of them. Not in a stall. Just out in the open. I had walked in just as he had finished pulling up his boxers. I don't think he noticed me. Needless to say, I went elsewhere to take a piss.

[QUOTE=socks;39013954]When I was in 7th grade, we had this homeroom activity thing where we were supposed to say something positive about every person in the classroom-- we went around in a circle and said compliments to every kid in the class. It reached this fellows turn who happened to be African American. People started saying things like "funny!" and "nice!". My brain decided to turn off for a second, and I blurted out "black!" This was my first interaction with him. I felt pretty horrible.[/QUOTE] Well, they asked for a positive thing so "black" can't be classified as racist in your situation I think.

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[QUOTE=BigJoeyLemons;39013724]Did she listen to him[/QUOTE] A little bit later, yes actually. That was a good day.

I just remembered this time when I for the first time was up for more than 48 hours. I was sitting in front of my computer at a friends lan party when my friend suddenly start screaming 4 am in the morning because he died on a game (I think it was lol or dota, doesn't matter though) and his mother comes in in a nightgown and I look up from my screen and say "Hey, you're looking good. Are you going out somewhere?" She doesn't say any thing, she only looks at me for like 5 seconds and then turn right around and went to bed. No I didn't come with her, nor did I give her the D. The day after when I finally woke up they told me what I had done and everybody laughed at me.

[QUOTE=AutomataReturns;38979251] Pageking Story: I game with my headphones on a lot, so I can barely hear what's going on around me. One time my mom went to my room and was asking me if I wanted anything from Dairy Queen, but I didn't hear her and proceeded to cuss out my friend who was fucking up in DOTA. When I turned around and saw her, she had the most horrified look on her face and it's the first time I had ever swore in front of her. Fantastic.[/QUOTE] Your avatar is really fitting to that story. Not embarrassing for me at all, my teacher was pretty pissed off after this though. So it's the last day before Christmas break, and I'm in the last lesson of the day, citizenship with this teacher who really hates me, and the feeling is mutual. We're all sitting around talking and laughing when suddenly my teacher (this woman who likes to think she's a teenage girl when she's like 30-ish) looks over to me with a smug look and says "Are you a virgin?" in a condescending tone in an attempt to show me up. The whole class fell silent and turned to me, I calmly looked over to her and said "Are you implying that I should be having under-age sex miss? I'm 15, you're the citizenship teacher here." At this point she knew she was fucked, the smug look completely dropped from her face, I don't think she had realized that what she had said to me wasn't going to end well being that it was rather unprofessional. She was speechless, quiet murmuring filled the class as she stared at me in a search for words. I then decided to make it backfire on her even more and said "I'm just fucking with you. No, I am not a virgin, I lost my virginity to my girlfriend, not that it is any of your damn business." The bell then rang to go home, everyone laughed and began leaving the class, as I left I gave my now red in the face teacher a little tongue flick. The hilarious thing is, I can just make her look like a fucking idiot because she knows that if she tries to get me into trouble with senior members of staff or whatever, I can easily just bring up everything she has said to me on previous occasions. [B]DIPLOMATIC IMMUNITYYY.[/B]

[QUOTE=UberMunchkin;38990820]I don't really get how people get mad at video games [editline]27th December 2012[/editline] Except Mario Party [editline]27th December 2012[/editline] [B]Goddamn Mario Party[/B] [img]http://www.facepunch.com//fp/emoot/argh.gif[/img][/QUOTE] Mario Party is essentially a failsafe way of losing friends.

[QUOTE=Sir Whoopsalot;39023879]Mario Party is essentially a failsafe way of losing friends.[/QUOTE] Only if your friends can't take any kind of competition and if they're really, [B]really[/B] sore losers.

[QUOTE=Toyhobo;39023933]Only if your friends can't take any kind of competition and if they're really, [B]really[/B] sore losers.[/QUOTE] Or if you're too good at Mario Party

[QUOTE=Shark Cat;39023793]Your avatar is really fitting to that story. Not embarrassing for me at all, my teacher was pretty pissed off after this though. So it's the last day before Christmas break, and I'm in the last lesson of the day, citizenship with this teacher who really hates me, and the feeling is mutual. We're all sitting around talking and laughing when suddenly my teacher (this woman who likes to think she's a teenage girl when she's like 30-ish) looks over to me with a smug look and says "Are you a virgin?" in a condescending tone in an attempt to show me up. The whole class fell silent and turned to me, I calmly looked over to her and said "Are you implying that I should be having under-age sex miss? I'm 15, you're the citizenship teacher here." At this point she knew she was fucked, the smug look completely dropped from her face, I don't think she had realized that what she had said to me wasn't going to end well being that it was rather unprofessional. She was speechless, quiet murmuring filled the class as she stared at me in a search for words. I then decided to make it backfire on her even more and said "I'm just fucking with you. No, I am not a virgin, I lost my virginity to my girlfriend, not that it is any of your damn business." The bell then rang to go home, everyone laughed and began leaving the class, as I left I gave my now red in the face teacher a little tongue flick. The hilarious thing is, I can just make her look like a fucking idiot because she knows that if she tries to get me into trouble with senior members of staff or whatever, I can easily just bring up everything she has said to me on previous occasions. [B]DIPLOMATIC IMMUNITYYY.[/B][/QUOTE] I wish I was there.

Pull up to Police roadblock (DUI check) proceed to promptly let go of the clutch without taking it out of gear, stall it in front of like 5 cops to all burst out laughing. FUCK it was so embarrassing.

So last year I had this kickass drama teacher (he retired because he had a stroke and was having trouble with teaching). He's a short, portly man in his mid-sixties, with slicked back silver hair. He wore large glasses, the kind that you would see on weird guys in the 70's. He had to wear suspenders all the time, he had a beard, and he had a lot of ties. He was a very cool guy, and he liked to tell personal anecdotes when they were relevant or helpful. He was just a generally fucking nice mentor kind of guy, and he loved his students. Anyway, since I was a freshman last year, I had to take a public speaking class. He happened to teach public speaking along with drama, so I had him in both semesters. He knew me better than all of the other guys in the public speaking class, and they were mostly lax bros who don't appreciate a great teacher like him. Anyway, here's the 'embarrassing' part. I went into class one day, and a few guys were like "Woah man, your legs are long as shit" and I was like "well yeah, my pant length is 38. I'm not sure if that's the length of the whole leg though". Right as I said that, he came hobbling into the classroom, with his bag slung over his shoulder. He places the bag on his desk, and looks at me (I was standing right there). He says "Well, pant length is measured from the crotch," he puts his hand right on my inner thigh at an uncomfortable level, "and measures down to the ankle." It wasn't exactly embarrassing, so to speak, but it was pretty darn hilarious seeing my teacher do that. It's a story I love to tell friends whenever we're recalling fond memories of him. (This story might sound kind of shitty if you don't know him, which is why I tried to explain his personality)

[QUOTE=JoonazL;39024007]Or if you're too good at Mario Party[/QUOTE] there is no being good at mario party. I've tried everything, training for hours with bots on hard, practicing the mini games over and over again, even tried sacrificing a goat once, but in the end I still loose because [b][h2]JOHN STOLE MY FUCKING STARS ON THE LAST BOCK[/H2][/B]

[QUOTE=Nemisis116;39003904]Where were you doing it?[/QUOTE] A rather secluded little area next to a canal. Some people walk through during the day, but at night-time (which was when The Incident happened) you might get a jogger every hour or so. We happened to be going at it just as a jogger came past. Bloody joggers. [editline]30th December 2012[/editline] While I'm here, I've got another one. Just last night I was talking to a female friend of mine on Facebook, and because I'm a friendly motherfucker, I put a couple of kisses after each message (we're rather well acquainted, ya see). Then, out of fucking nowhere, a guy called Neil messages me asking to see if I can find some guy who calls himself "Anti-Christ", so I responded: "Anti-Christ? x". My pants immediately filled with shit, what if he thinks I'm coming onto him? I'm not even gay. It's okay, just don't do it again. After a while, he messages me again telling me what he looks like and asks me if I have him as a friend on FB, to which I respond: "No I don't think so. xx". Oh fuck, now he definitely thinks I want the D. My profile picture doesn't do me any favours, either, because in it, I'm wearing a pink bobble hat. Help.

[QUOTE=twatbagg;39002871]I've been caught in the act in public before, by the police, no less. Thankfully, I wasn't done for indecent exposure because it wasn't actually all that public, they just took some details and sent us on our merry way. It's nice knowing that the first thing the officer saw was my bare arse moving backwards and forwards in a rhythmic motion. Some of my friends found out and haven't shut up about it for two years.[/QUOTE] I've done it three times in public. I think I got away with all three of them. Two of them being very, very close to getting caught.

[QUOTE=ShaneAlvarado;38999068]Lucky for you, when I get hit with boxes, I feel terrible and unusually apologetic, so let me think of some content to make it somewhat right.Um...You see, I had a friend who I haven't seen for a while now. Me not being in contact with him has nothing to do with this incident, but whatever. Anyway, this was in middle school. My fellow students were very weird about masturbation. At one point I believe that I asked some kid if he ever choked the chicken. His response was something like, "No. What do you think I am, gay?" It was that kind of thing.Anyway, this friend, he, unlike the rest of the school, was very open about his sexual encounters with his right hand, and he liked to describe them to me. He constantly pestered me about whether I had ever done it. My response was always no, because I was almost as weird about it as everyone else.This kid pretty much made up about eighty percent of the awkward in my life. He would hug me at random intervals, bring up the strangest topics within earshot of plenty of people, and, before he started going to a different school, gave [I]very[/I] strong signals that he was attracted to me.So, I'm walking with my usual group of friends, discussing whatever, and then I hear someone running up to me from behind. I look behind me, and lo and behold, it's said friend. Now, as strange as this guy is, I'm still his friend, so I wasn't going to dismiss him just because I'm already in some conversation. So, he keeps running, and when he reaches us, what does he blurt out?"Hey, Shane! Have you started masturbating yet?!"Everyone fell silent. This would be a very confusing scenario just about anywhere, let alone in a middle school filled with strange, immature conceptions of masturbation. I didn't really know how to react. So, I just did what seemed natural in the given situation: act confused."What the fuck? Dude, what the [B]fuck[/B]?" And, peer pressure rearing its ugly head in the form of unusual misconceptions about sexuality, I vehemently denied it. Then again, would anyone react to that with a simple "Yup"?[/QUOTE] Reminds of how my work environment is right now. I work with a whole bunch of guys where we have very long shifts and work just about every day, but we do the most borderline gay things. Well, I don't, but I pretty much get raped. For instance one co-worker got me while I was sitting down on a couch and started to hump me from the front with my legs up, and all I can do is try to escape, then another co-worker comes over and slips behind me and humps me too, and then another came up behind the other guy, and it just becomes a full-on borderline gay orgy. I think it was during this moment they also accidentally french kissed each other. When I try to fight their gay actions they say. "What are you, gay?" and proceed to perform such actions. Moral of the story: No homo.

[QUOTE=choco cookie;39034240]Reminds of how my work environment is right now. I work with a whole bunch of guys where we have very long shifts and work just about every day, but we do the most borderline gay things. Well, I don't, but I pretty much get raped. For instance one co-worker got me while I was sitting down on a couch and started to hump me from the front with my legs up, and all I can do is try to escape, then another co-worker comes over and slips behind me and humps me too, and then another came up behind the other guy, and it just becomes a full-on borderline gay orgy. I think it was during this moment they also accidentally french kissed each other. When I try to fight their gay actions they say. "What are you, gay?" and proceed to perform such actions. Moral of the story: No homo.[/QUOTE] You guys might as well come out of the closet sooner rather than later.

[QUOTE=choco cookie;39034240]Reminds of how my work environment is right now. I work with a whole bunch of guys where we have very long shifts and work just about every day, but we do the most borderline gay things. Well, I don't, but I pretty much get raped. For instance one co-worker got me while I was sitting down on a couch and started to hump me from the front with my legs up, and all I can do is try to escape, then another co-worker comes over and slips behind me and humps me too, and then another came up behind the other guy, and it just becomes a full-on borderline gay orgy. I think it was during this moment they also accidentally french kissed each other. When I try to fight their gay actions they say. "What are you, gay?" and proceed to perform such actions. Moral of the story: No homo.[/QUOTE] And I thought my co-workers were bad.

Atleast make some money out of it, Sexual harassment lawsuit.

[QUOTE=choco cookie;39034240]Reminds of how my work environment is right now. I work with a whole bunch of guys where we have very long shifts and work just about every day, but we do the most borderline gay things. Well, I don't, but I pretty much get raped. For instance one co-worker got me while I was sitting down on a couch and started to hump me from the front with my legs up, and all I can do is try to escape, then another co-worker comes over and slips behind me and humps me too, and then another came up behind the other guy, and it just becomes a full-on borderline gay orgy. I think it was during this moment they also accidentally french kissed each other. When I try to fight their gay actions they say. "What are you, gay?" and proceed to perform such actions. Moral of the story: No homo.[/QUOTE] Uhh.. oh dear Have you considered filing for sexual harassment?

[QUOTE=choco cookie;39034240]Reminds of how my work environment is right now. I work with a whole bunch of guys where we have very long shifts and work just about every day, but we do the most borderline gay things. Well, I don't, but I pretty much get raped. For instance one co-worker got me while I was sitting down on a couch and started to hump me from the front with my legs up, and all I can do is try to escape, then another co-worker comes over and slips behind me and humps me too, and then another came up behind the other guy, and it just becomes a full-on borderline gay orgy. I think it was during this moment they also accidentally french kissed each other. When I try to fight their gay actions they say. "What are you, gay?" and proceed to perform such actions. Moral of the story: No homo.[/QUOTE] It is one thing to joke and it is another to take a joke way to far. But as many people have said would it be acceptable to bring a woman into this dry humping joke orgy? If you don't like it file a complaint. Although post the letter on here if you do take action. Will be funny to see how it looks.

[QUOTE=The Rifleman;39024984]I wish I was there.[/QUOTE] Is that sarcasm or-

Not embarrassing for me... but more so awkward. Im in stage crew for our schools drama play. I build all of the set and make things happen. Theres some girls in stage crew (more then boys actually) who are painters. Theres this one girl who is a freshman (im a junior) and its obvious she has feelings for me. I do not find her attractive at all... Ill refer to her as girl A Well one day we were back in our room behind stage and I was walking over to get a drill bit and just in general the whole room was having a conversation about boobs or something. Well girl A decides for some reason to flash me and the entire room. No one said a word and I was like what oh god help. To make it worse at the time Girl B who im essentially dating at the time is right there with me. It gets even more crazy. So about a half hour later one of the guys who helps me builds comes in late and he walks any and girl a announces that she flashed everyone and would do it again if he wanted. Being a guy and thinking she wouldnt actually do it he goes "YEAH LETS GO" and she flashes him. Silence. Oh god. No we didnt fuck. No she didnt get the D. There was no fucking or banging that day.

[QUOTE=choco cookie;39034240]Reminds of how my work environment is right now. I work with a whole bunch of guys where we have very long shifts and work just about every day, but we do the most borderline gay things. Well, I don't, but I pretty much get raped. For instance one co-worker got me while I was sitting down on a couch and started to hump me from the front with my legs up, and all I can do is try to escape, then another co-worker comes over and slips behind me and humps me too, and then another came up behind the other guy, and it just becomes a full-on borderline gay orgy. I think it was during this moment they also accidentally french kissed each other. When I try to fight their gay actions they say. "What are you, gay?" and proceed to perform such actions. Moral of the story: No homo.[/QUOTE] haha, yah "accidentally"

[QUOTE=Mitchell4500;39042171]Not embarrassing for me... but more so awkward. Im in stage crew for our schools drama play. I build all of the set and make things happen. Theres some girls in stage crew (more then boys actually) who are painters. Theres this one girl who is a freshman (im a junior) and its obvious she has feelings for me. I do not find her attractive at all... Ill refer to her as girl A Well one day we were back in our room behind stage and I was walking over to get a drill bit and just in general the whole room was having a conversation about boobs or something. Well girl A decides for some reason to flash me and the entire room. No one said a word and I was like what oh god help. To make it worse at the time Girl B who im essentially dating at the time is right there with me. It gets even more crazy. So about a half hour later one of the guys who helps me builds comes in late and he walks any and girl a announces that she flashed everyone and would do it again if he wanted. Being a guy and thinking she wouldnt actually do it he goes "YEAH LETS GO" and she flashes him. Silence. Oh god. No we didnt fuck. No she didnt get the D. There was no fucking or banging that day.[/QUOTE] Boobs are usually a popular topic of conversation when backstage. I don't see what that chick was trying to accomplish from flashing you, though.

>playing dodge ball in gym >ball goes over bench which is the boundaries >I go to retrieve the ball >grab ball, sprint back, jump up and off the bench >throw ball >hit kid square in the face >friend sees this >tries to do the same >trips as he runs for the bench >desperately tries to jump over bench >hits foot on bench as he jumps >grabs other friend's shorts and boxers and pulls them down as he falls face first