Embarrassing Situations Thread V1.0 - Oh, the shame! - General

[QUOTE=Mitchell4500;39042171] No we didnt fuck. No she didnt get the D. There was no fucking or banging that day.[/QUOTE] Lies and slander.

[QUOTE=Mitchell4500;39042171]Not embarrassing for me... but more so awkward. Im in stage crew for our schools drama play. I build all of the set and make things happen. Theres some girls in stage crew (more then boys actually) who are painters. Theres this one girl who is a freshman (im a junior) and its obvious she has feelings for me. I do not find her attractive at all... Ill refer to her as girl A Well one day we were back in our room behind stage and I was walking over to get a drill bit and just in general the whole room was having a conversation about boobs or something. Well girl A decides for some reason to flash me and the entire room. No one said a word and I was like what oh god help. To make it worse at the time Girl B who im essentially dating at the time is right there with me. It gets even more crazy. So about a half hour later one of the guys who helps me builds comes in late and he walks any and girl a announces that she flashed everyone and would do it again if he wanted. Being a guy and thinking she wouldnt actually do it he goes "YEAH LETS GO" and she flashes him. Silence. Oh god. No we didnt fuck. No she didnt get the D. There was no fucking or banging that day.[/QUOTE] did you put your pregnancy stick into her baby area

I just shot myself point blank in the face with a roman candle a few hours ago. Probably not the smartest idea.

[QUOTE=elowin;39046394]I just shot myself point blank in the face with a roman candle a few hours ago.[/QUOTE] One of my friends got shot by one on his chest left a mark that's all I'll say.

[QUOTE=d_cover;39046412]One of my friends got shot by one on his chest left a mark that's all I'll say.[/QUOTE] [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NRItYDKSqpQ[/media] I've never played with fireworks. I really want to, but I can never get ahold of any.

[QUOTE=RoflKawpter;39048180][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NRItYDKSqpQ[/media] I've never played with fireworks. I really want to, but I can never get ahold of any.[/QUOTE] I've burnt with one me and my friends were blasting roman candles that was the day when he got hit in the chest. Me and someone else start wrestling and I rolled over a tad to close to a volcano fire work burnt through my jacket hurt like hell. Damn fun but really stupid looking back on it. Don't think I have any visible scaring though.

[QUOTE=Mitchell4500;39042171]Not embarrassing for me... but more so awkward. Im in stage crew for our schools drama play. I build all of the set and make things happen. Theres some girls in stage crew (more then boys actually) who are painters. Theres this one girl who is a freshman (im a junior) and its obvious she has feelings for me. I do not find her attractive at all... Ill refer to her as girl A Well one day we were back in our room behind stage and I was walking over to get a drill bit and just in general the whole room was having a conversation about boobs or something. Well girl A decides for some reason to flash me and the entire room. No one said a word and I was like what oh god help. To make it worse at the time Girl B who im essentially dating at the time is right there with me. It gets even more crazy. So about a half hour later one of the guys who helps me builds comes in late and he walks any and girl a announces that she flashed everyone and would do it again if he wanted. Being a guy and thinking she wouldnt actually do it he goes "YEAH LETS GO" and she flashes him. Silence. Oh god. No we didnt fuck. No she didnt get the D. There was no fucking or banging that day.[/QUOTE] She is craving the D Look how desperate she is to get that D Give it

[QUOTE=Mitchell4500;39042171]Not embarrassing for me... but more so awkward. Im in stage crew for our schools drama play. I build all of the set and make things happen. Theres some girls in stage crew (more then boys actually) who are painters. Theres this one girl who is a freshman (im a junior) and its obvious she has feelings for me. I do not find her attractive at all... Ill refer to her as girl A Well one day we were back in our room behind stage and I was walking over to get a drill bit and just in general the whole room was having a conversation about boobs or something. Well girl A decides for some reason to flash me and the entire room. No one said a word and I was like what oh god help. To make it worse at the time Girl B who im essentially dating at the time is right there with me. It gets even more crazy. So about a half hour later one of the guys who helps me builds comes in late and he walks any and girl a announces that she flashed everyone and would do it again if he wanted. Being a guy and thinking she wouldnt actually do it he goes "YEAH LETS GO" and she flashes him. Silence. Oh god. No we didnt fuck. No she didnt get the D. There was no fucking or banging that day.[/QUOTE] were they nice though like come on man you gotta respect and admire a nice pair a titties

They weren't.

i am sorry man [editline]1st January 2013[/editline] happy new year

[QUOTE=Samiam22;39038858]Uhh.. oh dearHave you considered filing for sexual harassment?[/QUOTE] No. It evens out as most of them do it to each other. I'm just the least involved in their scandalous adventures, but when it happens, it happens. Even watching what they do is just embarrassing. It makes the day go by though and were all pretty close...maybe too close.

So I was fapping. My brother had gone to the bathroom, I decided I'd like a speedwank. I open up around 7 links. I was happily fapping away. Then it happened. The door knob turned. I heard the door open behind me. I speedily, like a ninja, removed my hand from my member, and onto my mouse. I pressed CTRL+SHIFT+TAB to go back through my tabs. Only one problem. I was at the last tab. I had around 6 hentai tabs open, and a single porn video open ( the one open at the time ). As my brother entered the room, he must have stood in the doorway staring as I went through my tabs slowly. A K-ON hentai doujinshi. A Yuru-Yuri hentai doujinshi. Lots of hentai searches. I stopped on one tab, where I thought I was safe. It was at the top of a Yuru-Yuri doujinshi, and there was nothing NSFW. As the door slowly closed, I knew not if he had left, or was still behind me. I then noticed the ads on the page, they were all highly NSFW. My brother was likely looking at the screen as I stared at the page, and slowly went back through my tabs, porn tab by porn tab, and I ended up in some shitty thread on FP. And that is how my brother now very likely knows I fap to hentai.

[QUOTE=D:\;39073517]So I was fapping. My brother had gone to the bathroom, I decided I'd like a speedwank. I open up around 7 links. I was happily fapping away. Then it happened. The door knob turned. I heard the door open behind me. I speedily, like a ninja, removed my hand from my member, and onto my mouse. I pressed CTRL+SHIFT+TAB to go back through my tabs. Only one problem. I was at the last tab. I had around 6 hentai tabs open, and a single porn video open ( the one open at the time ). As my brother entered the room, he must have stood in the doorway staring as I went through my tabs slowly. A K-ON hentai doujinshi. A Yuru-Yuri hentai doujinshi. Lots of hentai searches. I stopped on one tab, where I thought I was safe. It was at the top of a Yuru-Yuri doujinshi, and there was nothing NSFW. As the door slowly closed, I knew not if he had entered, or was still behind me. I then noticed the ads on the page, they were all highly NSFW. My brother was likely looking at the screen as I stared at the page, and slowly went back through my tabs, porn tab by porn tab, and I ended up in some shitty thread on FP. And that is how my brother now very likely knows I fap to hentai.[/QUOTE] Windows button + D. Right click on the icon in taskbar, close all windows. Great way to save yourself if you have 32 tabs and windows open.

A friend walked up to me calling me his "nigga". He didn't notice I sat on a bench next to a black person. I quickly left the area.

[QUOTE=SgtTupelo;39075738]Windows button + D. Right click on the icon in taskbar, close all windows. Great way to save yourself if you have 32 tabs and windows open.[/QUOTE] Just staring at a blank desktop with no programs open? Convincing. :v:

[QUOTE=D:\;39076462]Just staring at a blank desktop with no programs open? Convincing. :v:[/QUOTE] Well you can be caught staring at a blank desktop obviously watching porn, or you can share it with the first person who walks in at the wrong time and compare fetishes. Your choice, I guess?

[QUOTE=Carnotite;39076631]Well you can be caught staring at a blank desktop obviously watching porn, or you can share it with the first person who walks in at the wrong time and compare fetishes. Your choice, I guess?[/QUOTE] Usually, I have got a few backup tabs. Any threads on facepunch that is. The tab I'm fapping to is always the last one, so to get to a backup tab, which is SFW, I just CTRL+TAB. It takes one second to tuck with your right hand and CTRL+TAB with your left, and one more to make it look like you weren't fapping by using your amazing acting skills. There's also the method of copypasting something from wikipedia into word or something, when someone comes in just immediately type random shit so it looks like you're writing an essay.

[QUOTE=Mitchell4500;39042171]Not embarrassing for me... but more so awkward. Im in stage crew for our schools drama play. I build all of the set and make things happen. Theres some girls in stage crew (more then boys actually) who are painters. Theres this one girl who is a freshman (im a junior) and its obvious she has feelings for me. I do not find her attractive at all... Ill refer to her as girl A Well one day we were back in our room behind stage and I was walking over to get a drill bit and just in general the whole room was having a conversation about boobs or something. Well girl A decides for some reason to flash me and the entire room. No one said a word and I was like what oh god help. To make it worse at the time Girl B who im essentially dating at the time is right there with me. It gets even more crazy. So about a half hour later one of the guys who helps me builds comes in late and he walks any and girl a announces that she flashed everyone and would do it again if he wanted. Being a guy and thinking she wouldnt actually do it he goes "YEAH LETS GO" and she flashes him. Silence. Oh god. No we didnt fuck. No she didnt get the D. There was no fucking or banging that day.[/QUOTE] Dude. [B]DUDE.[/B] You are in the wronnng area of the drama play my friend! You have to become one of the actors, that's how I met two of my girlfriends and I guarantee you, you will have more fun and action at the after-performance parties than anywhere else on campus! I'm talking underwear/skinny-dipping hot-tub hookup action! GET ON THAT NOW. I did and it fucking rocked my high-school experience.

[QUOTE=D:\;39073517] A K-ON hentai doujinshi. A Yuru-Yuri hentai doujinshi. Lots of hentai searches. [/QUOTE] [QUOTE=D:\;39073517] [b]K-ON[/b] hentai[/QUOTE] [img]http://sae.tweek.us/static/images/emoticons/emot-geno.gif[/img]

[QUOTE=D:\;39073517]So I was fapping. My brother had gone to the bathroom, I decided I'd like a speedwank. I open up around 7 links. I was happily fapping away. Then it happened. The door knob turned. I heard the door open behind me. I speedily, like a ninja, removed my hand from my member, and onto my mouse. I pressed CTRL+SHIFT+TAB to go back through my tabs. Only one problem. I was at the last tab. I had around 6 hentai tabs open, and a single porn video open ( the one open at the time ). As my brother entered the room, he must have stood in the doorway staring as I went through my tabs slowly. A K-ON hentai doujinshi. A Yuru-Yuri hentai doujinshi. Lots of hentai searches. I stopped on one tab, where I thought I was safe. It was at the top of a Yuru-Yuri doujinshi, and there was nothing NSFW. As the door slowly closed, I knew not if he had left, or was still behind me. I then noticed the ads on the page, they were all highly NSFW. My brother was likely looking at the screen as I stared at the page, and slowly went back through my tabs, porn tab by porn tab, and I ended up in some shitty thread on FP. And that is how my brother now very likely knows I fap to hentai.[/QUOTE] I have something worse. My friend's fiance caught him fapping to hentai. The nice thing though is the next night she came into his room WHILE he was doing this, shut the computer off and gave him a lap-dance in a fishnet body-stocking. This was proceeded by shower sex and kitchen sex. He was "kind" enough to tell me all the details.

[QUOTE=ewitwins;39076800]I have something worse. My friend's fiance caught him fapping to hentai. The nice thing though is the next night she came into his room WHILE he was doing this, shut the computer off and gave him a lap-dance in a fishnet body-stocking. This was proceeded by shower sex and kitchen sex. He was "kind" enough to tell me all the details.[/QUOTE] Women can get jealous of porn. I never understood how this works.

I'm not sure why it matters, I'd take sex and a fishnet lap dance over porn any day of the week.

My friend found out his dad downloaded a program to watch what he did on the internet. He confronted his dad and it turns out his dad caught him jacking off once and liked what his son was looking at, and wanted to get the links for himself. Yea..

[QUOTE=Suttles;39084455]My friend found out his dad downloaded a program to watch what he did on the internet. He confronted his dad and it turns out his dad caught him jacking off once and liked what his son was looking at, and wanted to get the links for himself. Yea..[/QUOTE] My dad would just ask me. I'm not sure which one is actually worse. [editline]3rd January 2013[/editline] Wait, definitely the snooper program. I just remembered some of the porn I look at.

[QUOTE=ewitwins;39076780]Dude. [B]DUDE.[/B] You are in the wronnng area of the drama play my friend! You have to become one of the actors, that's how I met two of my girlfriends and I guarantee you, you will have more fun and action at the after-performance parties than anywhere else on campus! I'm talking underwear/skinny-dipping hot-tub hookup action! GET ON THAT NOW. I did and it fucking rocked my high-school experience.[/QUOTE] Oh no its different here. Actors and Stage crew are essentially 1 entity so its okay. We go to all the parties and I dont have to act so its win win

I was alone but it was still embarrassing. I saved this video of a hot chick stripping. Like half a year later I come across it again and watch it, to find out its a fucking screamer near the end.

My existence provides embarrassment whenever I open my mouth. Except for the occasional moment when I get my shit together and do something like walk into a party alone and walk out talking to like for people. Then I see those people later after the awesomeness has faded and doubly embarrass myself because they expect me to be a genius or something.

[QUOTE=D:\;39076985]Women can get jealous of porn. I never understood how this works.[/QUOTE] women

[QUOTE=SgtTupelo;39075738]Windows button + D. Right click on the icon in taskbar, close all windows. Great way to save yourself if you have 32 tabs and windows open.[/QUOTE] Or click the little rectangle to the right of the clock It just sends you to desktop

[QUOTE=RoflKawpter;39048180] I've never played with fireworks. I really want to, but I can never get ahold of any.[/QUOTE] Do black people really talk like that in America? Or is that man just some silly, over the top stereotype.