Embarrassing Situations Thread V1.0 - Oh, the shame! - General

Anyone who wants to conform to sounding like an idiot does its not race specific though white guys don't say "nigga" as much

[QUOTE=Mitchell4500;39042171]Not embarrassing for me... but more so awkward. Im in stage crew for our schools drama play. I build all of the set and make things happen. Theres some girls in stage crew (more then boys actually) who are painters. Theres this one girl who is a freshman (im a junior) and its obvious she has feelings for me. I do not find her attractive at all... Ill refer to her as girl A Well one day we were back in our room behind stage and I was walking over to get a drill bit and just in general the whole room was having a conversation about boobs or something. Well girl A decides for some reason to flash me and the entire room. No one said a word and I was like what oh god help. To make it worse at the time Girl B who im essentially dating at the time is right there with me. It gets even more crazy. So about a half hour later one of the guys who helps me builds comes in late and he walks any and girl a announces that she flashed everyone and would do it again if he wanted. Being a guy and thinking she wouldnt actually do it he goes "YEAH LETS GO" and she flashes him. Silence. Oh god. No we didnt fuck. No she didnt get the D. There was no fucking or banging that day.[/QUOTE] That would have been a good opportunity to teach the ol gal about respect. In that if she can't respect herself, why should anyone else? [editline]4th January 2013[/editline] [QUOTE=The Aussie;39090113]Do black people really talk like that in America? Or is that man just some silly, over the top stereotype.[/QUOTE] It's more like the lower end of the socio-economic spectrum talks like that. "Nigga" is obviously, for the most part, confined to the black portion of this cross section of society.

The most embarrassing thing I have ever done was when I was in year 4 everybody was watching a Christmas film think it was The Polar Express. I started feeling really ill, I went to get up to go to the toilet and I threw up on the person in front of me who happened to be my best friend...

Not really that embarrassing since only my friend was around but anyways.. This happened around 8th or 9th grade in elementary school, can't remember exactly when. Me and my friend were fucking around in some park during lunch break, listening to music on our phones and so on. It was really cold that day so the water in a fountain had frozen to ice. Being the dumb fuck I was back then, I decide that I should stomp on the ice with one foot. I stomp it and it turned out the ice was really thin. My foot went trough the ice and my shoe and pants got really wet. My friend was laughing his ass off while I was in panic and didn't know what to do. I started walking really fast towards school and luckily, one of my teachers were also out. I told the teacher about what has happened and I get to go home to change shoes and pants. It ended good.

Me and my brother were in an apple store. We get it into our heads to download minecraft onto every fucking computer in the store. When we're on the last computer some guy working there comes up to us, glares, and asks: "Who are you?" I reply: "a figment of your imagination" and pull my brother out before he can react. Two weeks later I go into the same store with my grandparents to get myself a new mac. Guess who comes over to help me. After a few minutes of awkwardness I got my computer.

[QUOTE=OrionChronicles;39099078]Me and my brother were in an apple store. We get it into our heads to download minecraft onto every fucking computer in the store. When we're on the last computer some guy working there comes up to us, glares, and asks: "Who are you?" I reply: "a figment of your imagination" and pull my brother out before he can react. Two weeks later I go into the same store with my grandparents to get myself a new mac. Guess who comes over to help me. After a few minutes of awkwardness I got my computer.[/QUOTE] If you ever work in retail, you will learn how fucking quickly we forget who you are. Hell, I even forget some people within ten minutes!

Was playing cs1.6 and listening to kavinsky at the same time. Music cranked up because i was too lazy to change game sound volume. Suddenly, my father taps on my shoulder and tells me to go to sleep. I was so fucking focused though that I jumped in my chair and my heartbeat multiplied by two.

[QUOTE=D:\;39073517]So I was fapping. My brother had gone to the bathroom, I decided I'd like a speedwank. I open up around 7 links. I was happily fapping away. Then it happened. The door knob turned. I heard the door open behind me. I speedily, like a ninja, removed my hand from my member, and onto my mouse. I pressed CTRL+SHIFT+TAB to go back through my tabs. Only one problem. I was at the last tab. I had around 6 hentai tabs open, and a single porn video open ( the one open at the time ). As my brother entered the room, he must have stood in the doorway staring as I went through my tabs slowly. A K-ON hentai doujinshi. A Yuru-Yuri hentai doujinshi. Lots of hentai searches. I stopped on one tab, where I thought I was safe. It was at the top of a Yuru-Yuri doujinshi, and there was nothing NSFW. As the door slowly closed, I knew not if he had left, or was still behind me. I then noticed the ads on the page, they were all highly NSFW. My brother was likely looking at the screen as I stared at the page, and slowly went back through my tabs, porn tab by porn tab, and I ended up in some shitty thread on FP. And that is how my brother now very likely knows I fap to hentai.[/QUOTE] Fapping to hentai, I don't think is the prime issue here. Fapping to doujinshi of middle school girls on the other hand...

[QUOTE=Sir Whoopsalot;39103291]Fapping to hentai, I don't think is the prime issue here. Fapping to doujinshi of middle school girls on the other hand...[/QUOTE] But then again, anything in generic hentai makes it look like they are above 18 regarding appearance. only in loli or very few doujinshi does the girls actually look really young.

[QUOTE=tratzzz;39100036]Was playing cs1.6 and listening to kavinsky at the same time. Music cranked up because i was too lazy to change game sound volume. Suddenly, my father taps on my shoulder and tells me to go to sleep. I was so fucking focused though that I jumped in my chair and my heartbeat multiplied by two.[/QUOTE] at least you weren't wanking

[QUOTE=Sir Whoopsalot;39103291]Fapping to hentai, I don't think is the prime issue here. Fapping to doujinshi of middle school girls on the other hand...[/QUOTE] at least it wasn't nichijou hentai, that would be an even bigger problem :v:

[QUOTE=ThatCrazyGmanV2;39104325]at least it wasn't nichijou hentai, that would be an even bigger problem :v:[/QUOTE] I don't want to google that to know what it means.

Its an anime.

[QUOTE=Lord_Schrotty;39105300]Its an anime.[/QUOTE] Shit, I googled it before scrolling down to see this. [B]EUGH.[/B] It looks like an anime that's pretty much just loli girls. I think I've seen clips from it on YouTube back in the day.

[QUOTE=BigJoeyLemons;39105739]I think I've seen clips from it on YouTube back in the day.[/QUOTE] [video]www.youtube.com/watch?v=8WiRxl2xxEc[/video] [editline]5th January 2013[/editline] how do i embed

I was outside Primark yesterday and ripped a massive fart. It stunk real bad.

[QUOTE=gooooooooooogle;39106077][media]www.youtube.com/watch?v=8WiRxl2xxEc[/media] [editline]5th January 2013[/editline] how do i embed[/QUOTE] [video ] *video* [ /video] (no spaces, of course. There's a little button for it next to the image button)

[QUOTE=ThatCrazyGmanV2;39104325]at least it wasn't nichijou hentai, that would be an even bigger problem :v:[/QUOTE] [url]http://www.fakku.net/doujinshi/k-betu-english/read#page=1[/url] [img]http://www.forums.rockandrollconfidential.com/images/smiles/siren.gif[/img] [B]nsfw[/B] [img]http://www.forums.rockandrollconfidential.com/images/smiles/siren.gif[/img] One of them was this if you are interested.

[QUOTE=D:\;39106346][url]http://www.fakku.net/doujinshi/k-betu-english/read#page=1[/url] [img]http://www.forums.rockandrollconfidential.com/images/smiles/siren.gif[/img] [B]nsfw[/B] [img]http://www.forums.rockandrollconfidential.com/images/smiles/siren.gif[/img] One of them was this if you are interested.[/QUOTE] How is that weird?

[QUOTE=joost1120;39108113]How is that weird?[/QUOTE] lolis

This isn't me but an Austrian friend of mine. Copied from chat. So... January this year I was in a special school in Salzburg, since my job required some special education and stuff, for like 10 weeks. Was pretty fun and all, nice class, hilarious room mates at the hostel and so on. Every morning when we took the bus then there was this one girl which went into the same school as me. I wanted to talk to her but yeah, never got around of that. But in the last two weeks I said fuck it and got over myself. I went much better than expected and I never really fucking thought that I was able to get such a positive reaction from such a girl. She gave me her number and so did I. When school was over and I had to head back home, like 400km, once in a while we texted and stuff. A month or two after this, she asked me if I wanted to come over to her for a weekend, I said "why not". In the evening then after we ate she asked where I'd like to sleep. Being me I was just like "meh I don't care"... Then it became awkward for me. She knew that I never had a girlfriend or anything, yet she said I can share the bed with her... I was just like frozen and full of wat. Yeah, nothing happend etc. and she actually seemed disappointed the next morning. What I still don't get why... Either she was really desperate OR she actually really liked me. Personally I rather think it's the first one. (FYI she was 19)

[QUOTE=D:\;39106346][url]http://www.fakku.net/doujinshi/k-betu-english/read#page=1[/url] [img]http://www.forums.rockandrollconfidential.com/images/smiles/siren.gif[/img] [B]nsfw[/B] [img]http://www.forums.rockandrollconfidential.com/images/smiles/siren.gif[/img] One of them was this if you are interested.[/QUOTE] K-ON hentai to me is just, eugh... The show is so insanely diabetes-inducingly sweet that it just seems wrong to make hentai out of it. No offense intended, of course, I'm just saying it's not for me

When did this become the weaboo porn discussion thread?

So the other day I was hoping Senpai would notice me...

...so i tanned my skin brown, bleached my hair and wore ten pounds of makeup

[QUOTE=ThatCrazyGmanV2;39114673]K-ON hentai to me is just, eugh... The show is so insanely diabetes-inducingly sweet that it just seems wrong to make hentai out of it. No offense intended, of course, I'm just saying it's not for me[/QUOTE] Yeah, I used to watch it religiously and wouldn't [B][I]DARE[/I][/B] fap to it or sexualize the characters. now it's just "i'm hard, i like girls, k-on has girls, i should fap to k-on"

[QUOTE=D:\;39106346][url]http://www.fakku.net/doujinshi/k-betu-english/read#page=1[/url] [img]http://www.forums.rockandrollconfidential.com/images/smiles/siren.gif[/img] [B]nsfw[/B] [img]http://www.forums.rockandrollconfidential.com/images/smiles/siren.gif[/img] One of them was this if you are interested.[/QUOTE] Why does it look like a warzone rather than sex?

[QUOTE=D:\;39073517]So I was fapping. My brother had gone to the bathroom, I decided I'd like a speedwank. I open up around 7 links. I was happily fapping away. Then it happened. The door knob turned. I heard the door open behind me. I speedily, like a ninja, removed my hand from my member, and onto my mouse. I pressed CTRL+SHIFT+TAB to go back through my tabs. Only one problem. I was at the last tab. I had around 6 hentai tabs open, and a single porn video open ( the one open at the time ). As my brother entered the room, he must have stood in the doorway staring as I went through my tabs slowly. [b]A K-ON hentai doujinshi. A Yuru-Yuri hentai doujinshi.[/b] Lots of hentai searches. I stopped on one tab, where I thought I was safe. It was at the top of a Yuru-Yuri doujinshi, and there was nothing NSFW. As the door slowly closed, I knew not if he had left, or was still behind me. I then noticed the ads on the page, they were all highly NSFW. My brother was likely looking at the screen as I stared at the page, and slowly went back through my tabs, porn tab by porn tab, and I ended up in some shitty thread on FP. And that is how my brother now very likely knows I fap to hentai.[/QUOTE] Hey cool, we share common interests! Wanna hang out? (I mean the anime, not the doujinshi, christ) Also, I don't really like Nichijou's art style. Weird. [QUOTE=D:\;39106346][url]http://www.fakku.net/doujinshi/k-betu-english/read#page=1[/url] [img]http://www.forums.rockandrollconfidential.com/images/smiles/siren.gif[/img] [B]nsfw[/B] [img]http://www.forums.rockandrollconfidential.com/images/smiles/siren.gif[/img] One of them was this if you are interested.[/QUOTE] And that's what I get for browsing facepunch without being in incognito mode. Here's one for ya: Walking upstairs with a laundry basket full of laundry and eating shit on the stairs, dumping clean laundry all over the place and almost smashing my head open only to have my mom laugh at me.

So yesterday I was going to renew my ID card and the appartment where you're suppose to do it is on the top of some stairs once you go past the main door. So I spot this lady struggling to get up the stairs because she was holding loads of grocery bags full of lettuces, potatoes and other vegetables She probably lives on the apartment next door). Gentleman as I was I offered to lend her a hand with the bags and since she was a rather attractive 40 year old I got a little embarrassed and as I picked up a bag full of potatoes the son of a bitch somehow gets between the stair and my foot and I slip on the bag, the bag rips apart, I fall face first on the staircase and potatoes start rolling down the stairs. As she was offering to lend a hand I try to get up but I crush a potato with my foot, slip again and start sliding down the stairs leaving a trail of spaghetti on my way down. So then, I'm on the bottom of the stairs, "I'm ok miss", the lady is somewhere between shocked and trying not to laugh. People come out of the ID office to see what's that all about just to see me at the bottom of the stairs surrounded by bag pieces and potatoes struggling to pick them up and remedy the situation ("Why can't I hold all this potatoes"). So then this guy from the office comes down and helps me pick up the potatoes and we manage to carry them. Since I was carrying my bag from school, I use it to carry all those potatoes. Soon more people started getting inside the building and I was all like "no no, don't step there yet, I have to pick those potatoes!" and "watch out for the potatoes, mister!". I carry them up top, saying I'm terribly sorry. The lady is making a huge effort not to laugh her ass off in front of me. She gets a basket and I put everything there. As I arrive the waiting room I notice my face hurts like hell. People are reading magazines and taking small glimpses at me whispering to each other smiling, giggling and trying to hide their laughs with the magazines. The receptionist comes to me "oh dear, want me to get you some ice for your face?", I go to the bathroom and shit... there's a huge bruise on my cheekbone below my eye. Made it look like I got punched in the face. So the amounts of spaghetti were huge at the time I was in the waiting room so I decided to lay as still as I could and pick up this random magazine to remain incognito. Someone bursts laughing and then I notice I'm reading a women's magazine... upside down... [editline]6th January 2013[/editline] My bag still smells of potato

[QUOTE=Behemoth_PT;39119195]the best thing I ever read[/QUOTE] You can't have any witnesses, you must kill them all.