Embarrassing Situations Thread V1.0 - Oh, the shame!
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Everything went as badly as it could :v:
Did you at least fuck the 40 year old attractive woman?
Before I went home for Christmas from my university halls I decided to go for a quick shower before my train.
I left my towel, keys and my clothes on the floor beside the door while I jumped in the cubicle - next thing I know my flat mates have unlocked the toilet door from the outside, burst inside; stolen all my clothes, towel and keys and run for it, I jump out the cubicle slip on the floor, get back up and chase them out just to see all my floor watching from outside the bathroom ... It took me 10 minutes of running around the block to finally get my clothes back - most embarrassing moment of university so far
Although I deserved it, I'm the one that taught them how to unlock the toilet doors from outside (karma) I got them back through
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[QUOTE=RoflKawpter;39119074]Hey cool, we share common interests!
Wanna hang out?
(I mean the anime, not the doujinshi, christ)
Also, I don't really like Nichijou's art style. Weird.
And that's what I get for browsing facepunch without being in incognito mode.
Here's one for ya: Walking upstairs with a laundry basket full of laundry and eating shit on the stairs, dumping clean laundry all over the place and almost smashing my head open only to have my mom laugh at me.[/QUOTE]
I used to watch the shows religiously. Now I am half of the time and I have lots of shit to do.
feels bad man
Yesterday we got shopping delivered, nothing unusual, but I was rather tired, so in my state of sleepiness, instead of just taking out the groceries from the boxes, I picked up some of the boxes not together, kept coming back of course) and brought them into the kitchen, smashing against everything.
The person delivering had such a glorious expression on their face, but god damn when I just brought all the boxes back out, and realised what I just did, I kind of slowly backed away into the house to leave someone else to do the rest.
I keep on noticing a person I know in the crowd while traveling, then hiding and pretending to have not seen them. I heard a lot of people do this.
It's embarassing. Even if both people notice eachother and notice that they both don't want to talk now.
So me and a buddy of mine do photography in college, and on this particular day we were doing food photography.
Our teacher, (fat bastard) Bill told me and Stu (the friend) to go to the local Asda and get some prawns. We get there and find no single prawns, so I ring one of my friends and say to her "There's no single prawns, what does Bill want?"
She's got a pretty strong scouse accent so I can't really understand her at best of times, nevermind trying to ring her in the middle of Asda with a shitty signal.
"He said he want's prawns with [I]dicks[/I]" I thought she was messing around, I asked again and heard the same thing.
So I look around for some prawns with dicks and can't find any, then I look up at the woman behind the counter and say to her, "Uh, excuse me, but, err... Do these prawns have, you know... male genitalia?" She simply blinks at me, utterly confused. When I hear the friend down the phone laughing hysterically, saying "Not [I]dicks,[/I] [B]DIPS[/B]"
I instantly went red, and had to explain to this poor little old lady about not understanding the prawn-dick accident.
So, I was in Grade 5, this was luckily the lowest point my life had ever hit or has since, that said it was still pretty shit.
Anyway, it's the middle of a math lesson, stuff's going on as normal, room is dark and I can't see shit on the blackboard, then suddenly, I feel a pressure in my ass.
It wasn't a shit kind of pressure luckily, it was a fart pressure. Now at the time my eating habits were pretty bad, and I was kind of renowned for my horrible, horrible gas.
However, by this point in the year, I had gotten pretty adept at "holding it in" so I dealt with it and figured that I would be fine.
Five minutes later, the feeling is back again, okay, don't panic, same procedure.
That happens about twice more.
The third and final time, I try holding it in and release possibly the loudest and most horrid smelling fart that I or anyone I know have ever had the displeasure of hearing/smelling.
The teacher, who was a dick at times (but still mostly supportive), cleared out the classroom in quick order and exiled me to the stairwell, but not before comparing the smell several times to a rotting carcass.
I have one more embarrassing story with this same teacher, which caused the moment in which I hated him most, this I believe was finally the beginning of my manning the fuck up and never taking shit from anyone again, then again the bullying still lasted through Grade 6, but fine after that.
Horrific fart stories are the best
when i hold in my farts, the smell doesnt come out but you can hear the sound vibrating back throughout my body and it sounds like a stomach growl so im all good~
Happened when I was alone but still embarrassing to me.
Facebook stalking some girl, realize its one of my friend's HS freshman little sister under a different name.
[QUOTE=OrionChronicles;39151878][b]Facebook stalking some girl[/b][/QUOTE]
Is that the embarrassing part?
Edit:
Oh no pageking, let's see
It was near the end of the year in Grade 5
Obviously still had that teacher from before, his name was Mr. Kachuik
It was nearing the end of the year, and he was more short-tempered and annoying than ever before
One thing I didn't mention was that he wasn't actually supposed to be our teacher, but our "real" teacher ended up staying home for the rest of the year to take care of her new baby
Anyway, I was going through one of those "phases" where you're really interested in something for a while then drop it after a couple of weeks
In this case, it was drawing, and I wasn't very good
So as Mr. Kachuik is talking about some old stuff I draw this weird bird/ninja thing and gave it some fucktarded japanese name
However, he noticed me
He walks over to my desk, stares at the drawing for a few seconds, then horribly attempts to pronounce the weird name, obviously making fun of it
He starts giving me a lecture about how I have to pay attention in class and whatnot
"Phew, luckily he's the only one that will see it"
NOPE
He passes it around the class to make sure that EVERYBODY got a REAL CLOSE look at my horrid skills
Meanwhile I'm in my seat on the verge of tears
Everyone is laughing
He comes back smiling triumphantly after everyone has seen it and tosses it on my desk
I've hated him since
And I've never opened that art book since
I have one more story from the next year, but it's a bit less embarrassing
What a dick.
Man, your teacher is a fucktard.
Also, this happens a lot when passing people (mostly girls) on the street
'lol he has a lazy eye what a loser'
yes I fucking know I have a lazy eye, Ive had it for 15 years thanks for pointing it out.
[QUOTE=shrektheturd2;39151177]when i hold in my farts, the smell doesnt come out but you can hear the sound vibrating back throughout my body and it sounds like a stomach growl so im all good~[/QUOTE] When mine does that it sounds like I'm farting. It's real bad. Then we I got home I would release the torrent of gas upon my chair in complete and utter relaxation. Best moment of the day.
I hope this is the right thread for this, it was embarrassing for me, and I have no idea what to do or say in situations like this and I'm trying to sound less socially awkward, especially with girls.
I was study hall today and I got out some music on my 3rd gen ipod nano. A hot girl I've been just friends with for a while sits next to me. I say hello and then go back to working on some college application. A few minutes later, she mentioned that my ipod is so old, so I respond that I'm looking into getting a new one with more space. She doesn't say anything, so I go back to working, she decides to looks through my ipod. I was listening to Nine inch nails at the time, so I didn't think that was that bad. Then after a little while, she starts a song, its [video=youtube;6f7pgA0riU8]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6f7pgA0riU8&list=UU6Ud1qTyoNaU4LhTLg-TGRw&index=1[/video] from Hooray for Boobies by the Bloodhound gang. I'm not exactly sure how I should have responded, I think I said o-kay. She says I can change it, so I change it back to what I was listening to.
Am I missing some missing message here, how would you have responded?
If someone goes though your a music, there's a 100% chance they will find or play one of the worst songs in your music. I guess I can be glad she didn't find FACK instead. Hopefully she doesn't think I'm some perv for having that album on my ipod. I'm sure I'm overthinking this.
That's a great song.
I'd imagine that it would make a great conversation starter too if she didn't know about the bloodhound gang
During my job interview, my flies were undone and the manager noticed and pointed it out to me near the end of the interview.
I got the job.
6th grade year.
In the school auditorium for an assembly.
Shitty band/orchestra are playing the National Anthem.
During the course of this song, I'm holding back a huge ass fart.
Roughly 600 people in this auditorium, think I can get away with it.
Nearing the end of the song.
Do that awkward stance that allows you to make your farts silent.
Didn't happen.
Rip ass so loud, people begin to look around.
Hunker down pretending I'm tying my shoe.
Wrong move mother fucker, didn't even think about it, but it made it so damn obvious.
Thought I was getting away with it, until the putrescent smell ascending from the depths of my body
began to muster into a collective asscloud.
People looking in my direction, holding their noses, with scrunched, contorted faces.
lolfuck.exe
Stare at the ground for the rest of the assembly, and say nothing for the rest of the day.
Everybody's taking the EOG, (End Of Grade) test, I finish earlier than most everybody else, so I lay my head down on my desk and catch a few Z's.
I shit you not, I wake 30 minutes later yelling [B]OH GOD!!![/B] at the top of my lungs. It was from the falling sensation you get when you're about to doze off (you know the one). And not even In a low voice, like I literally sounded like a girl.
Never heard the end of that.
[QUOTE=gav618;39158025]I hope this is the right thread for this, it was embarrassing for me, and I have no idea what to do or say in situations like this and I'm trying to sound less socially awkward, especially with girls.
I was study hall today and I got out some music on my 3rd gen ipod nano. A hot girl I've been just friends with for a while sits next to me. I say hello and then go back to working on some college application. A few minutes later, she mentioned that my ipod is so old, so I respond that I'm looking into getting a new one with more space. She doesn't say anything, so I go back to working, she decides to looks through my ipod. I was listening to Nine inch nails at the time, so I didn't think that was that bad. Then after a little while, she starts a song, its [video=youtube;6f7pgA0riU8]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6f7pgA0riU8&list=UU6Ud1qTyoNaU4LhTLg-TGRw&index=1[/video] from Hooray for Boobies by the Bloodhound gang. I'm not exactly sure how I should have responded, I think I said o-kay. She says I can change it, so I change it back to what I was listening to.
Am I missing some missing message here, how would you have responded?
If someone goes though your a music, there's a 100% chance they will find or play one of the worst songs in your music. I guess I can be glad she didn't find FACK instead. Hopefully she doesn't think I'm some perv for having that album on my ipod. I'm sure I'm overthinking this.[/QUOTE]
"You and me baby ain't nothing but mammals, so lets do it like they do on the discovery channel"
It's p obvious she wants the D.
[QUOTE=tommyc225;39161263]"You and me baby ain't nothing but mammals, so lets do it like they do on the discovery channel"
It's p obvious she wants the D.[/QUOTE]
or she likes learning about mammals ??
[QUOTE=Dr Bob;39158899]During my job interview, my flies were undone and the manager noticed and pointed it out to me near the end of the interview.
I got the job.[/QUOTE]
did he/she fuck you
I was having a casual conversation with a female. Throughout the conversation I was looking at her as she talked. I happened to glance down and noticed a fresh red stain in her shorts. Instantly, I knew what it was, but I didn't want to address the stain to her because of the embarrassment.
[i][b]Pointing out embarrassing things (body odor, open fly, etc.) is something I don't do because, for some strange reason, I get embarrassed for the person.[/b][/i]
The conversation continue somewhat normally with her totally oblivious of the stain and me trying to concentrate on what she's saying. All the while, that stain is sitting in the back of my mind. The conversation eventually ended. and she exited the room. Moments later I hear her hysterically scream. I knew why instantly. So I say, "I know!" loud enough for her to hear me in the other room. She returns back into the room where I am with her eyes wide, mouth agape, and a slight embarrassed demeanor, and looks at me. Again, I say, "I knew the whole time you were talking." She laughed, I laughed, and she went and cleaned herself up.
[QUOTE=ramirez!;39163581]did he/she fuck you[/QUOTE]
how else would he get the job?
[QUOTE=Ausare;39164290]I was having a casual conversation with a female. Throughout the conversation I was looking at her as she talked. I happened to glance down and noticed a fresh red stain in her shorts. Instantly, I knew what it was, but I didn't want to address the stain to her because of the embarrassment.
[i][b]Pointing out embarrassing things (body odor, open fly, etc.) is something I don't do because, for some strange reason, I get embarrassed for the person.[/b][/i]
The conversation continue somewhat normally with her totally oblivious of the stain and me trying to concentrate on what she's saying. All the while, that stain is sitting in the back of my mind. The conversation eventually ended. and she exited the room. Moments later I hear her hysterically scream. I knew why instantly. So I say, "I know!" loud enough for her to hear me in the other room. She returns back into the room where I am with her eyes wide, mouth agape, and a slight embarrassed demeanor, and looks at me. Again, I say, "I knew the whole time you were talking." She laughed, I laughed, and she went and cleaned herself up.[/QUOTE]
SO, You fucked her, Didn't you?
[QUOTE=McCarthy;39164345]SO, You fucked her, Didn't you?[/QUOTE]
There are some days you don't deliver the D
That was one of those days
Well I just woke up my house thinking my cat was dying when infact he is in heat and likes to scream very loudly when he humps things
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