Embarrassing Situations Thread V1.0 - Oh, the shame! - General

Possibly embarrassing. So its Nov. 6 and everyone in my dorm is up past midnight following the election. I find myself sitting next to a cute girl who I know is extremely academic (and a lot smarter than me.) I decide to hit on her and have one of the rare moments when I get my usually awkward social shit together and perform awesomeness. In this case I chat her up for three hours and use all my politics knowledge and some social skills I didn't know I had and make myself look like a fucking genius and social bawss. It works, we separate on a very high note. A week late me and a couple of her friends were hanging out, discussing stupid things other people not present have said. I had just read the SH thread about Israel's Palestine shenanigans, and just completely randomly blurt out "I think America should stop being Israel's bitch." they all stare at me with a 'what the fuck?' look. Why the fuck did I say that? I don't even talk my way out. I just apologize and retreat out of the room. Now the girl is giving me the 'I'm ignoring you' smile every time I say hi. Fuck me.

Super athletic kid who can run so fucking easily and shit, he went to a competition and was slacking and only got 3rd when he could have easily won first. hue hue. Teacher decides to use me as an example. "I'm sorry anon but you know it's true. Do you really want to be like anon over there? Hm? You need to stop slacking. You have so much potential." Why the fuck would you expose me like that? God the rest of the day was so hard. I was so bad at running. eugh.

[QUOTE=OrionChronicles;39165130]Possibly embarrassing. So its Nov. 6 and everyone in my dorm is up past midnight following the election. I find myself sitting next to a cute girl who I know is extremely academic (and a lot smarter than me.) I decide to hit on her and have one of the rare moments when I get my usually awkward social shit together and perform awesomeness. In this case I chat her up for three hours and use all my politics knowledge and some social skills I didn't know I had and make myself look like a fucking genius and social bawss. It works, we separate on a very high note. A week late me and a couple of her friends were hanging out, discussing stupid things other people not present have said. I had just read the SH thread about Israel's Palestine shenanigans, and just completely randomly blurt out "I think America should stop being Israel's bitch." they all stare at me with a 'what the fuck?' look. Why the fuck did I say that? I don't even talk my way out. I just apologize and retreat out of the room. Now the girl is giving me the 'I'm ignoring you' smile every time I say hi. Fuck me.[/QUOTE] sounds like a bitch if she'd ignore you over something so petty

[QUOTE=Behemoth_PT;39119195]So yesterday I was going to renew my ID card and the appartment where you're suppose to do it is on the top of some stairs once you go past the main door. So I spot this lady struggling to get up the stairs because she was holding loads of grocery bags full of lettuces, potatoes and other vegetables She probably lives on the apartment next door). Gentleman as I was I offered to lend her a hand with the bags and since she was a rather attractive 40 year old I got a little embarrassed and as I picked up a bag full of potatoes the son of a bitch somehow gets between the stair and my foot and I slip on the bag, the bag rips apart, I fall face first on the staircase and potatoes start rolling down the stairs. As she was offering to lend a hand I try to get up but I crush a potato with my foot, slip again and start sliding down the stairs leaving a trail of spaghetti on my way down. So then, I'm on the bottom of the stairs, "I'm ok miss", the lady is somewhere between shocked and trying not to laugh. People come out of the ID office to see what's that all about just to see me at the bottom of the stairs surrounded by bag pieces and potatoes struggling to pick them up and remedy the situation ("Why can't I hold all this potatoes"). So then this guy from the office comes down and helps me pick up the potatoes and we manage to carry them. Since I was carrying my bag from school, I use it to carry all those potatoes. Soon more people started getting inside the building and I was all like "no no, don't step there yet, I have to pick those potatoes!" and "watch out for the potatoes, mister!". I carry them up top, saying I'm terribly sorry. The lady is making a huge effort not to laugh her ass off in front of me. She gets a basket and I put everything there. As I arrive the waiting room I notice my face hurts like hell. People are reading magazines and taking small glimpses at me whispering to each other smiling, giggling and trying to hide their laughs with the magazines. The receptionist comes to me "oh dear, want me to get you some ice for your face?", I go to the bathroom and shit... there's a huge bruise on my cheekbone below my eye. Made it look like I got punched in the face. So the amounts of spaghetti were huge at the time I was in the waiting room so I decided to lay as still as I could and pick up this random magazine to remain incognito. Someone bursts laughing and then I notice I'm reading a women's magazine... upside down... [editline]6th January 2013[/editline] My bag still smells of potato[/QUOTE] The ending completely killed me.

[QUOTE=Kirbyfactor;39155663]Man, your teacher is a fucktard. Also, this happens a lot when passing people (mostly girls) on the street 'lol he has a lazy eye what a loser' yes I fucking know I have a lazy eye, Ive had it for 15 years thanks for pointing it out.[/QUOTE] Turn around and tell them to fuck off and call them out for their physical insecurities

I hate it when someone is right behind me and someone walking by says hi or waves and I wave back only to find out they weren't talking to me... Also, I made friends with this cute nerdy girl in Chemistry class but when we no longer had the class together she acted like she didn't know me when I said hi in the hallways.

[QUOTE=Hanso;39168303]Also, I made friends with this cute nerdy girl in Chemistry class but when we no longer had the class together she acted like she didn't know me when I said hi in the hallways.[/QUOTE] I hate it when people do that.

I scrolled past this post just as my brother walked past. [url]http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?p=39015293#post39015293[/url] FUCK edit: wait... my brother is still in the room... it must have been my mum opening the door and slowly closing it.................. NO NO N O NO NO NO NO aw [B]fuckfuckfuckfcuk[/B]

I was leaving class at the end of the day today and my girlfriend's friend was leaving too, and there were a load of people walking behind me so I was like fuck I'd better walk fast these guys want to go home and we both momentarily stopped to let each other go but neither of us went so we both went and we were like face to face shuffling out the door and it was just- god dammit. That sentence is messy as fuck but yeah.

[QUOTE=Kirbyfactor;39155663]Man, your teacher is a fucktard. Also, this happens a lot when passing people (mostly girls) on the street 'lol he has a lazy eye what a loser' yes I fucking know I have a lazy eye, Ive had it for 15 years thanks for pointing it out.[/QUOTE] just tell them their tits are lob sided It works, trust me.

[QUOTE=Trunk Monkay;39168905]just tell them their tits are lob sided It works, trust me.[/QUOTE] "haha look at her lazy boob"

So I go to teacherschool, and we where doing some acts for live audience because fuck who knows. And for some fucking reason I had to dress up like a girl (even tho I represent anything but a woman, and my class is filled with chicks.), manged to get myself into some hotpants (don't even ask) and I did my thing infront of the audience, noticing they where pretty quiet but fuck it. Went back to the dressingrooms and I looked into the mirror. Girlpants have no dickspace. You could see this massive buldge going from the center to the right.

[QUOTE=ItsMozy;39170946]So I go to teacherschool, and we where doing some acts for live audience because fuck who knows. And for some fucking reason I had to dress up like a girl (even tho I represent anything but a woman, and my class is filled with chicks.), manged to get myself into some hotpants (don't even ask) and I did my thing infront of the audience, noticing they where pretty quiet but fuck it. Went back to the dressingrooms and I looked into the mirror. Girlpants have no dickspace. You could see this massive buldge going from the center to the right.[/QUOTE] They were admiring that weapon of yours in silence.

I told my heavily-pregnant work supervisor that her breasts looked quite large to [I]attempt[/I] to lighten the mood. She gave me a really stern look and I turned red immediately. She hates me now. A couple of my supervisors have a laugh about it every now and then.

That thing where you're walking behind a girl on a staircase and have look everywhere but forward because you'd be staring at her ass. [sp]does that happen to everyone or just tall people[/sp]

[QUOTE=BigJoeyLemons;39174701]That thing where you're walking behind a girl on a staircase and have look everywhere but forward because you'd be staring at her ass. [sp]does that happen to everyone or just tall people[/sp][/QUOTE] I just compulsively look at my watch. Well, I used to anyway. Whenever I was walking parallel to someone who was walking towards me, I would always look at my watch repetitively because I was never quite sure where to look. Now I really just pretend that something 30 degrees to the right or left is really interesting, or play with my nexus 7. But yes, that happens to me too. I'm 6'2" though. [editline]11th January 2013[/editline] It's also awkward when I'm talking to short girls with low cut shirts.

So. There was this girl I liked. So I grew some balls and asked her out after we had talked for awhile. It lasted like 2 weeks before it ended, that was a year ago. Now just a few weeks ago I found out [B]she was my cousin.[/B] My friends won't drop that. Fixed shitty grammar.

[QUOTE=BigJoeyLemons;39174701]That thing where you're walking behind a girl on a staircase and have look everywhere but forward because you'd be staring at her ass. [sp]does that happen to everyone or just tall people[/sp][/QUOTE] I usually look at the steps when that happens. I'm only 5'6, so it doesn't really happen that often, but that's the best bet. Makes it look like you're watching where you step.

[QUOTE=Lijitsu;39175020]I usually look at the steps when that happens. I'm only 5'6, so it doesn't really happen that often, but that's the best bet. Makes it look like you're watching where you step.[/QUOTE] I usually do that, but at 6' 5" that's more of an eye placement than a head placement thing, so people might still get the wrong idea.

[QUOTE=BigJoeyLemons;39175052]I usually do that, but at 6' 5" that's more of an eye placement than a head placement thing, so people might still get the wrong idea.[/QUOTE] 6'3" here, same problems e: 800th post

Wow, and I used to think of myself as kind of tall.

Been 5'11" for the past 5 years... Why can't I grow just another 2 inches or so??

[QUOTE=BigJoeyLemons;39174701]That thing where you're walking behind a girl on a staircase and have look everywhere but forward because you'd be staring at her ass. [sp]does that happen to everyone or just tall people[/sp][/QUOTE] one time this good looking girl like 2 years older than me was going up the library stairs at school she turned her head and asked me if i was looking at her and my brain was like, she obviously wants the D, so I threw on my best pierce brosnan and said "I'm licensed to drill", moments later realised what the fuck I just said i got really embarrassed and tripped on the stairs and broke my nose. I became a hero amongst the blokes for what I said and ended up being good friends with her twin brother, i see her every now and again and every time I just say "It's about time I got my license renewed" and no i did not fuck her.

[QUOTE=BigJoeyLemons;39174701]That thing where you're walking behind a girl on a staircase and have look everywhere but forward because you'd be staring at her ass. [sp]does that happen to everyone or just tall people[/sp][/QUOTE] I just stare at their ass :v: Ah fuck, pageking. One day in 5th Grade, I was super tired and not really paying attention. I spent a whole class just making weird noises that sounded sort of like a combination of wind whistling and a dying animal. My teacher eventually got fed up with this and asked me to come up and make noises in front of the class in an attempt to embarrass me. Being barely lucid, I obliged him and the whole class started losing it. :v: It was only embarrassing after the fact because I was like "wait what the fuck did I just do"

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[QUOTE=myalt22;39175684]Don't complain, I'm 18 years old and 5'3.[/QUOTE] thx im 5'5, u just made me feel good

I'm 5'10, just as tall as everyone else who is 5'10, but when I get measured at school I'm like 5'8 #/4 or some gay shit wtf.

Being tall is cool I guess, I hit my head on a lot of shit in my house though, have low ceilings.

I can't begin to count the times I hit my head on the low-hanging grips on the subway. I always look like a massive idiot.

[QUOTE=Lijitsu;39175020]I usually look at the steps when that happens. I'm only 5'6, so it doesn't really happen that often, but that's the best bet. Makes it look like you're watching where you step.[/QUOTE] Fuck that. Stare at that hot chicks ass. I'm sorry, But you should be considering your sexuality if you don't