Embarrassing Situations Thread V1.0 - Oh, the shame!
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[QUOTE=McCarthy;39176214]Fuck that. Stare at that hot chicks ass. I'm sorry, But you should be considering your sexuality if you don't[/QUOTE]
Not when it is the family of and the girl you completely fucked up with.
Being tall is almost worst in vehicles.
[QUOTE=McCarthy;39176214]Fuck that. Stare at that hot chicks ass. I'm sorry, But you should be considering your sexuality if you don't[/QUOTE]
Because not looking at every hot chick's ass instantly makes you gay.
[QUOTE=McCarthy;39176214]Fuck that. Stare at that hot chicks ass. I'm sorry, But you should be considering your sexuality if you don't[/QUOTE]
Subtlety, man. Girls don't really tend to like it too much when you're always staring at their asses. You gotta play it off with glances.
I just grab them and then quickly turn around as if I'm walking down the stairs. Instant confussion.
I wear a hat to school every day, a flatcap, and it inspired two freshmen to also wear hats. One of them got two flatcaps and admitted it was entirely because I have one, and the other one wears a top hat, even though it doesn't fit with his clothes and it's usually got a dent in it or he's wearing it sideways.
I should form an army of freshmen with unfitting hats.
[sp]this is kind of embarrassing for the two freshmen I'm speaking of, even though they have absolutely no shame for anything they do, which is pretty cool in my opinion.[/sp]
In the schools I have been in you can't wear hats for safety reasons.
Do not ask me why safety reasons is a valid explanation to prevent ANYONE from wearing a bloody hat.
[QUOTE=Aircraft;39177330]In the schools I have been in you can't wear hats for safety reasons.
Do not ask me why safety reasons is a valid explanation to prevent ANYONE from wearing a bloody hat.[/QUOTE]
Make your school board reread The Catcher in the Rye and still try to explain why hats aren't safe.
[QUOTE=Aircraft;39177330]In the schools I have been in you can't wear hats for safety reasons.
Do not ask me why safety reasons is a valid explanation to prevent ANYONE from wearing a bloody hat.[/QUOTE]
In my school we HAVE to wear a hat because of safety reasons
Because of straya sun or some bullshit reason like that, even if its raining and cloudy you will still get in trouble for not wearing it
Thank fuck we don't have to wear it for half the year but the other half is just poopy
[QUOTE=shrektheturd2;39175710]thx im 5'5, u just made me feel good[/QUOTE]
Fuck ya'll, I'm 5'1 and I'm 17 years old. Damn you Asian genes.:suicide:
I'm 16 and 5'3. I'm still the shortest of my class.
[sp]I'm half Asian[/sp]
Ha ha, I laugh at you from among the clouds (6'4 here)
However this does mean I regularly find myself face to face with chicks' asses when going up the stairs
6'5 here, sex was a pain in the ass sometimes because of my legs are to damn long. Hugs too
Continuing post your height, I'm 6'0 here and 17.
If no one is there I'll just stare at her ass when walking up the stairs. I'll look to the left or the right otherwise, especially if the girl is a freshman, so i dont look like a creep.
6' 2" and 15. My friend has a stairwell with a pretty low ceiling, and I regularly hit my head on it unless I tilt my head to the side. One time I was wearing this WWII German Army helmet that I had found at a garage sale, and I'm pretty sure I put a little divot in the ceiling.
5'11
hooray average
[QUOTE=Trunk Monkay;39168905]just tell them their tits are lob sided
It works, trust me.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=bunnyspy1;39170639]"haha look at her lazy boob"[/QUOTE]
oh god my sides, thanks guys :v:
[QUOTE=McCarthy;39176214]Fuck that. Stare at that hot chicks ass. I'm sorry, But you should be considering your sexuality if you don't[/QUOTE]
I bet this is you
[video=youtube;PlTRw2IER1c]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PlTRw2IER1c[/video]
[QUOTE=CapLaPorte;39155256]
He passes it around the class to make sure that EVERYBODY got a REAL CLOSE look at my horrid skills
Meanwhile I'm in my seat on the verge of tears
Everyone is laughing
He comes back smiling triumphantly after everyone has seen it and tosses it on my desk
[/QUOTE]
It's situations like this where you've got to learn to just turn the worst possible thing into the best possible thing and have a laugh at yourself. Turning it all into positive comedic energy, the rest of the class would have surely been on your side and been all for drawing rather than listening to that dickhead that they probably all hated as well.
[QUOTE=CottonTM;39183762]It's situations like this where you've got to learn to just turn the worst possible thing into the best possible thing and have a laugh at yourself. Turning it all into positive comedic energy, the rest of the class would have surely been on your side and been all for drawing rather than listening to that dickhead that they probably all hated as well.[/QUOTE]
Ya, that's what I would have done if something like that had happened today, but I was in 5th grade and was being bullied at the time, I wasn't always in my right state of mind.
I work at a grocery store and I work mostly on the tills.
I had just finished serving this really nice and good-looking lady who was a regular to the store.
Anyway, I thought I'd ask her what her name was because she always addressed me by my name whenever I served her, so I thought it would be polite if I did the same back.
She told me her name and then told me not to forget for next time.
I replied, "Don't worry, I remember the pretty ones!"
My supervisor, who was serving on the checkout next to me, plants his hands into his face out of shame for me and my face turned so red as soon as I realised what I had said.
The lady hasn't returned to the store since, or at least she hasn't returned when I've been working.
[QUOTE=Dr Bob;39184429]I work at a grocery store and I work mostly on the tills.
I had just finished serving this really nice and good-looking lady who was a regular to the store.
Anyway, I thought I'd ask her what her name was because she always addressed me by my name whenever I served her, so I thought it would be polite if I did the same back.
She told me her name and then told me not to forget for next time.
I replied, "Don't worry, I remember the pretty ones!"
My supervisor, who was serving on the checkout next to me, plants his hands into his face out of shame for me and my face turned so red as soon as I realised what I had said.
The lady hasn't returned to the store since, or at least she hasn't returned when I've been working.[/QUOTE]
I don't really see anything wrong with this. I'd be flattered.
Yea you gave her a compliment nothing wrong with that.
[QUOTE=BigJoeyLemons;39174701]That thing where you're walking behind a girl on a staircase and have look everywhere but forward because you'd be staring at her ass.
[sp]does that happen to everyone or just tall people[/sp][/QUOTE]
It's funnier when you're talking to [del]little[/del] vertically challenged girls and you basically get a nice peek down their shirts.
I'm 6'3 and I've worked with people who barely reached my chest.
Yeah, being 6'5 at 15 has its upsides and downsides. For one, you can have conversations with other tall friends who're on the other end of a crowded hallway simply by making faces at them.
You also never get lost from your group, because people always tend to keep track of the group by looking for you.
On the other hand, I have to crane my neck to wash my hair in the shower because I'm taller than the shower head.
The best part of being tall definitely has to be what I call "lighthousing". It's when someone is looking for someone else and asks me to help. I just pivot around in a circle a few times, scanning the crowd for their face. It's also good for personal use.
We could probably make a tall people thread.
[QUOTE=BigJoeyLemons;39185708]
On the other hand, I have to crane my neck to wash my hair in the shower because I'm taller than the shower head.[/QUOTE]
This. Is. Such. Bullshit.
The mirror in our bathroom is slightly lower than it should be so I have to duck a little when I'm shaving so my neck fucking hurts afterwards.
I'm 5'8" & 17. I'd say that's pretty average... Because I'm 100% asian.
[QUOTE=jung3o;39185728]I'm 5'8" & 17. I'd say that's pretty average... Because I'm 100% asian.[/QUOTE]
5' 10 and 17, I'm still a midget to the college I go to compared to the others.
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